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How the fuck can this girl land these jobs? I don't get it.
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How the fuck can this girl land these jobs? I don't get it.
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>>70021114
Yellow fever is a mental illness
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>>70021114
British people are really sought after in Hollywood (look at Cucumberbatch or Hiddlestone), and she couldn't look more British even if she tried.
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>>70021114
>>70021151
She can pass for an Ayy Lmao
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well she has a very peculiar face
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>need to fill a diversity quota
>handfist some minority in your movie

They do it all the time
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>>70021114

Mai Dorito waifu
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remember the rat-face Devon Aiko? Is she the replacement?
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Auditions and/or sucking dick
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>>70021212
feels more like a Kuchiki Reiko replacement
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le Chinese market share face
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>>70021244
>Chinese market share
>jap actor
yeah, great idea there
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>>70021240
>Kuchiki Reiko
more like a Anri Okita replacement
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>>70021275
he was being generic you idiot, like we say "chinese cartoon website" are you new?
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>>70021114
nice

now also ayylmaos get jobs in hollywood so easily

I wonder why
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>>70021114
>Hollywood movie about futuristic japan shit
>Cast Japanese people only in bit parts

This will never not be funny.
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I think she's the only actress from Japan who can speak English.
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>mfw I find her attractive
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>>70021182
>she couldn't look more British even if she tried.
Lmao maybe if she looked less like a chink she would.
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>>70021114
She's interesting looking.
In a hot way.
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She can look quite nice.
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>>70021114
SO THE WEEBS DONT RIOT

THE HOLLYWOOD GITS MOVIE NOW OFFICIALLY HAS AN AZN

THEY SHOULDA PICKED A BETTER LOOKING ONE THOUGH

THEY ALL HAVE SHIT TIER ESL ENGLISH ANYWAY
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>>70021114
>not casting the superior hungry skeleton from that same movie

Spielberg what the fuck?
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>>70021114
no need for CGI
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>>70021770
before photoshop
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>>70021114
that is the nastiest looking Jap I've ever seen. Do they hire her to make their co stars look better, while filling diversity quotas?
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She's fucking hideous
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>>70021114
Token asian alien. Hollywood must always use the same people.
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If the twist here is that this is how Motoko main body looks I'll punch the casting director until he achieves blowfish mode. If you want to backpedal at least hire an attractive semi accurate slant eyed chick.
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>>70021151
I have a full blown case of yellow fever but this woman looks more alien than asian.
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>>70021807
my life for ayy lmao
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>>70022887
she's probably gonna play the petanko from Arise LOL
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she's nail a pretty solid tetsuo, I tell ya
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>>70021415
>people are still complaining about the lack of diversity in movies
>when extraterrestrial beings are cast in big Hollywood blockbusters
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>>70023608
she'd*
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>>70021114
Why can't they hire that chink who was in Pacific rim, she was qt
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>>70021114
She's cute in her own weird way and she's a pretty decent actress.

Mystery solved.
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>>70023158
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOL_
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>>70021202
>handfist
Yeah shit like this is a diamond dozen
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What other woman is in GITS besides Major? Watch them genderbend a character.
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>>70024026
one of these girls?
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She has a really peculiar face, and it's Asian looking as fuck, so two stones, one bird etc.

What they really should have used was that one from Xmen DoFP, she was gorgeous and asian, she would've complemented Scarlett very well, instead of looking like a weird pet sidekick.

>>70021293
It doesn't work here, kiddo. Everybody knows chinese hate japs, so even as a joke, it's untrue.
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>>70021151
and what a glorious disease it is
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>>70021114
Le diversity meme
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>>70025303
Her face literally makes me feel like I swallowed a lemon, it's so fucking disgusting
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>>70021114
This is shopped right? I refuse to believe some one can look this ay lmao naturally UNLESS SHE IS AN ALIEN?!
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>>70025812
That's why I said peculiar, not beautiful.
She's not that bad, but I guess there's a bunch of people that indeed gets triggered.
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>>70021807
too much lmao
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>>70021114
ayy lmao
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>>70021884
Epik bro
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>>70021114
I don't get it, there are other way better looking Asians out there.

>>70021151
I have yelow fever and this girl and the one from pacific rim don't appeal to me at all
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She's not that bad.

Ok. What female Japanese women have made an impact in Western movies?
Only ones are the ones in The Wolverine and Pacific Rim bitch which everyone in Japan hates anyway.
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>>70025503
true
really wish i could find ugly girls attractive
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>>70027046
>and Pacific Rim bitch which everyone in Japan hates anyway.
Is this true?
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>>70021114
The jews are trying to acclimate us to the new human/alien hybrids
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>>70027153
Yeah. Dunno why though. She did tend to do a lot of nude scenes before doing western movies. Maybe dishonor?
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>>70027043
>I have yelow fever and this girl and the one from pacific rim don't appeal to me at all
Then you don't really have yellow fever.
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>>70027223
The Jews have something right.
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>>70027301
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>>70021114
ugly as sin
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>>70021770
Is that as nice as her face gets? Jesus.
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>>70021114

>dat AYY LMAO face
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So many virgins ITT
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>Literally named Fukushima
>Face like a mutant

POETRY
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>>70027860

Also
>played a mutant in a movie
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this girl is too majestic


I have sweared to never fap to any celebrities or actresses ever again
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>>70023622

underrated post
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>>70028036
Maise fan detected
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What is it that caused her face to do that? Removed her jaw bone? I don't get it? Mother ate nothing but plutonium while pregnant?
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>>70021114
what the fuck, does Hollywood think this thing is the only Asian actress available or something?

she's terrible in everything
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>>70021114

fucking americans still downplaying the effect of dropping 2 atom bombs at japan.

when will you americans pay?
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>>70021114

>these ayy lmaos are getting paid mad dosh to star in hollywood flicks while you humans can't even get in commercials

fucking hollywood
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>>70021114
don't find her attractive, shame there's not a different japanese qt in her place
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>>70028389

racist
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>>70028420
racism is towards a race, not a singular person.
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>>70028262

they look like the kid from the Aerials music video
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>>70028195
kys weeb fag
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>>70021114
OHH!!, CHINKY CHINKY CHINA MAN, OHH!! WHITE MAN, YOU A VERY BIG MAN, OHH!! MY WIFE IS A NOT SEE GOOD, HER EYES ARE LIKE A SOMEBOODY CUT SLIT IN S&M MASK.

OHH!!

On a serious note, does anybody else have a sex fantasy where you lick the inhuman eyelids of a China woman? Start at the cheek and lick upwards until your tongue hits the eye-slit and slightly lifts the upper lid as you pass?
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>>70027046
JACKEDMANS OTHER BITCH IN WOLVERINE WAS OK

SOME JAP GIRLS ARE HOT, PROPER SUSHI GRADE

BUT NONE OF THEM CAN ACT IN ENGLISH FOR SHIT SO WHATS THE POINT
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>>70028749
They literally all look the same, stop pretending you can tell them apart.
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>>70028749
Considering English is a required subject in Japanese schools you'd think they'd be better at it, but nope. They know the odd few words (usually words already in their culture/language anyway).
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>>70028187
At least in Devon Aoki's case it was because her father was rich as fuck and payed off studios to give her jobs in modelling and acting.
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>>70028777
So you think this girl and the one posted look the same? Really? Reeeally? Reeeeeeaaally?
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>>70028145
clue is in the name
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>>70028749
that doesn't seem to be a problem with Korea, they have solid actresses
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who is she going to play?
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>>70021770
looks like her nose is sucking up her lip
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>>70021114
Do they practice head-binding in Japan or something? Why does she look like that?
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>>70028863

none of them looks like their original form. all of them underwent plastic surgery
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>>70028714
>>70028714
>>70028714

>Twitter@NotTokenBlack
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>>70028864
The position of SJW insurance
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>>70028864
My wife.
No lie. I'd pick her over Scar Jo.
I don't like Jews and I don't like smokers.
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>>70028822
Yes, besides a slightly larger chin, and the 1 metre apart Google eyes, they literally look the same.

Yellow fever fags make me shit.
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>>70028912
Wrong generalization is wrong

Pic related didn't have any surgery, I know because I've seen movies when she was 8 yo. Same can be said of many others, just because some have surgery doesn't mean all have.
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>>70028994
I love Shinske Nakamura in NXT.
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>>70028994

My head hurts just looking at her.
I also find the last name "Fukushima" quite serendipitous.
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>>70029041
This, literally copy-paste
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>>70029055
What kind of videos of her when she was 8?
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>ITT: people being proud of their cross-race effect
So you basically are proud of having less memory?
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>>70029059

kek
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>>70029123
Drama series.
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>>70028262
add thomasin
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>people dislike this


Praise Dorito girl
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>>70029123
Nothing nasty
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>>70029109
Jesus Christ, I'm surprised they haven't evolved to have unique identification stripes like Zebras or something.

They look the same.

If I was in the company of.... of..... Those....... "things" I wouldn't know who was who, I'd have to go by their bikinis, but when they get home and put on their casual communism wear, Iwould be literally fucked.
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>>70029228
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
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>>70029232
>>70029055
Literally two different people, or either the same but with 100 surgeries.
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>>70028797
Mandarin and korean is more important to them. They don't use english in their daily lives, all foreign movies are dubbed. Same reason english speaking countries suck at other languages. They don't have to learn, it's just for show so most of them are absolutely useless at the languages they say they're learning.

Japs trying to speak english sounds just as stupid as americans trying to speak french.
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>>70029366
Sure thing, here with 14

She's now 25 I think
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>>70029371
the only reasons euros are ok at english is that unlike the seasians we are culturally buttcolonized by the usa
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>>70029431
Because USA clearly was the one who came up with English language
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Woah, you clearly must have an eye problem, I can differentiate them well, and I'm not even into Asians, mine type are Latinas
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>>70029371
TONS OF AMERICANS SPEAK PERFECT FRENCH

ANGLOSPHERE LANGUAGES ARE EASY, MOSTLY LATIN ROOT

ASIANS HAVE THEIR OWN CAT SCREECH UNIVERSE

JAPANESE IS THE BEST SOUNDING OF THE LOT, MANDARIN IS AURALLY GOD AWFUL, CHINESE DIALECTS ALL SOUND HIDEOUS
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>>70021284
>implying anyone can replaced Goddess Anri
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>>70029546
not even chinese people cans speak chinese
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>>70029635
write* and many japanese don't even know the kanjis anymore because they're used to typing with phone or computer
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>>70029431
Many english words are actually from nordic, which in turn is from germanic, so that helps. English is very easy if you know some german and latin. Window, neighbour, husband. Those are germanic words originally. Window is from vindauge (wind eye), neighbour is from naboer (people who live close to you) and husbonde (house farmer, owner of the farm).

So for us english is the same language family. But the reason why germans suck at english while the norwegians are good at it is because of exposure, we HAVE to learn it to watch movies and use the internet. Germans who are lazy can choose not to learn it because their language is large enough so that they can still function speaking only one language.
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what kind of girlfriend do you want
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>>70029686
>Germans who are lazy can choose not to learn it because their language is large enough so that they can still function speaking only one language.
Happens the same with us Spaniards, in my country only a really small percentage can into English, the rest don't even bother because Spanish is like the 3rd most used language.
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>>70029667
I did read that before. A lot of Japanese use normal romaji now it seems as they can't read or write fully in kanji.

Gonna only get worse too.
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>>70029736
An angry looking one who pisses in my mouth
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>>70029849
Yeah, same thing with france too. People don't learn because they never actually use the language. I took french for 4 years but because i never use it i'm so bad at it that i wouldn't say that i can speak french. Because i can't. I can read some of it and maybe have some basic conversation with it but i'm terrible at it. I'm better at german and i never ever studied german, i just hang out more with german people so i pick it up by being exposed to it.
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>>70029849
The Meditteranean countries are so lazy.
All of Scandanavia, Germany, and Belgium have like 70% English speakers. Enough to make conversation anyway.

Southern Europe is lazy at learning English.
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>>70029459
you retarded fuck
in what way the fact that the USA is ananglophone country imply that they invented the language
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>>70030057
>(You)
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>>70029686
is nordic a language tho
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>>70029991
>If your language is well spread you're lazy
Okay
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>>70030057
Sentence make sense no doesn't
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>>70028262
reptilians
mark my fucking words
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So now we have second lackluster actress cast in GitS?

I can't even muster enough fucks to be mad. I stopped caring as soon as Scarlet Johannson was announced.

if it had been pretty much any other actress - any race, creed, nationality, whatever - I probably would have gone to see it. A sci-fi/action flick is usually a good way to pass the afternoon with some friends.

I have a friend in the industry who claims that Scarlet Johannson has a reputation as a mean, casting-couch whore who will target anybody rich, powerful, and Jewish, and suck their soul right out their cock for a dollar and casting promises. But I thought "that's terrible! who would spread rumors like that? She's done so many well-loved movies..."

But Johannson is just so damn bland. At first I thought, well, I can't fault her for being a generic blonde in Hollywood - that is what sells these days. Maybe she is a good actress. But then I saw some of her films, and she plays every part like she is bored, bitchy, and slightly high on sedatives.
So then I thought, well, she must have worked hard to get where she is. Then I found out she is an heiress with tons of Hollywood connections pretty much from birth.
Then I thought, well, shit, she must be respected for her intelligence and charming personality. But every damn interview the woman does makes her sound bored, bitchy, like she is slightly high on sedatives, and like she has an IQ of 78.
OK, so she's bland, dumb, can't act, bought her way into the industry...maybe she is nice to her grandmother? Maybe she does humanitarian work?
Nope. Then I came across interviews where she defends rich industry pedophiles and violent dictators because hey, they have money and might give her a job someday. And there is no room for bridge-burning or ethics in her career.

So yeah, SJ is a mean, casting-couch whore who will suck the soul out of somebody's cock for a dollar and an rigged audition.

Probably worst of all, she is the waifu of 90% of /tv/ posters.
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>>70030093
The Italians, Hungarians, Greeks, Portuguese.

They are all as bad at English as you Spaniards.

All that sun makes you lazy.

Viking land has it sorted.
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>>70030095
way *does the fact
an anglophone
im mobileposting and my hands are sweaty familië
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>>70028802
>payed
Britfuck pls go.
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>>70029991
>native germanic language speakers are better at English
oh wow that was unexpected
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>>70030088
Old norse was a language, in the modern days those languages have all evolved a lot and changed. The languages of Iceland and Faroe islands are a preserved version of old norse in terms of the words and grammar. They're actually closer to old english than modern english is.
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>>70029736
Asian Uma Thurman?
I would try my best to treat her well, though sadly I get zero sexual pleasure from feet.
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>>70030093
>well spread
like jam on a toast?
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>>70030147
>lazy
Not giving a shit about learning another country's language isn't "lazy"

I'm not "lazy" because I don't know Chinese, Northern Europe is just full of globalist cucks
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>>70030229
yeah that's what i though
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>>70030147
>Forgetting about French and Germans
Ayylos
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>>70030272
No, like your mom in my bed.
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>>70029459
No but Britain isn't the global superpower is it?

It's just like America has an increasingly large Hispanic culture, but that's because of Mexico/South America, not Spain
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>>70030336
French are bad, Germans have great English.
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>>70027236
tv stars in japan are super more popular than movie stars. She's not a tv star over there so she's like a 'who is she?' and 'she was in some american movie, who cares' and that's about it. Also she is awkward as fuck during japanese interviews which isn't normal for japanese tv/movie stars. Another reason why they don't like or care about her much.
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>>70030307
Icelandic is as close as you'll get to old norse.

Since it's a thread about Japan as well then a very interesting thing is that the kanji in japanese is a preserved version of old chinese too. So japanese kanji is closer to the pronounciation of old chinese than modern chinese is. They imported it centuries ago and didn't change it but in mainland china it changed a lot.

So old nordic was spread across many countries like like old chinese was. What we're using today is another thing completely.

Lots of stupid mistakes were made along the way. Like english lost the distiction between the singular and plural of "you". There was "you" for plural and "thou" for singular. They smashed it together as one. Which is really stupid. It's an important distinction.
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>>70030365
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

THOUGH ITS ACTUALLY >YOURE MOM

LRN ENGLISH
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>>70030482
It's not really an important distinction other wise we would still be using it.

Thou got dropped because it was eventually seen as rude.
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>>70021114
Holy fuck the type casting
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>>70030789
What do you mean "thou people"?
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>>70030789
Not considered important because you were dumb as fuck is the more likely option. Talking to a person or talking to a group is a very important distinction. Modern english suffers from it.
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>>70030962
Its not important, most people aren't autistic and can figure it out based on context. I know it's hard for autists such as yourself.

Sure it would be handy but it's not important or necessary. Hell the French have both "tu" and "vous" and still use vous for both singular and plural.

Why are you getting so fucking mad? I'm dumb as fuck because I don't use a tense no one has used for hundreds of years?
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>>70031145
Do you seriously not think it could be useful to make that distinction in a normal conversation? What do you think compared to what do y'all think to use burgerspeech. The difference between addressing a single person and a group of people.

If you can't see a difference there then i guess you should be happy that you got a circumcision and a lobotomy as 2 for the price of one.
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>>70021114
ayy lmao
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>>70031251
How about you learn to read you fucking retard.

I said it would be handy (useful), but isnt important since we manage fine without it. How about you go get a dictionary and look up what those words mean you fucking moron.

>What do you think compared to what do y'all think to use burgerspeech.
Jesus Christ you can't even type English to begin with.

...And I'm not American, but even they have better reading comprehension than you.
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Who is the most famous Japanese actress working today?
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>>70032013
scarjo
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>>70032057
Kek
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