I'll start
>>70016218
May the Force be with you.
>>70016218
>Thats not how the force works!
>TRAITOR
>I BUY PASSED THE COMPRESSA
>>70016218
That's not how the Force works!
You'll never be as strong as Darth Vader.
TRAITOR
>>70016218
"I rebel"
Kyle, I am your dad
Use the Force, Luke
while we're at it, why don't we post our favorite soundtracks from it as well
posting my fave track :^)
>>70016218
TELL THAT TAE KANJIKLUB
>>70016292
I've been waiting for you Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master
>>70016218
OI YA CHEEKY GOVNA UR AN SOLO, CAPTAIN OF TEH MILLENNIUM FAHLCON
BEN!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
>>70016218
>You got a boyfriend? Cute boyfriend?
>Droid PLEASE!
>WOO!!
>>70016321
The force is with you, young Skywalker... but you are not a Jedi yet.
DUDE POWER CONVERTERS LMAO
No! THAT'S INCONCEIVABLE!
-Luke to his uncle Darth maul
At the rate this thread is going I know it's going to be my most popular thread yet.
I hope you all learned a good lesson today: This movie sucks dick and it was only popular due to nostalgia.
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
>mfw before reading this thread literally the only thing I could remember was "STOP HOLDING MY HAND!"
>mfw the more time elapses since I saw TFA the less I care about it
I just wanted to stay excited about it, 4chan cynicism has ruined me
>>70016218
THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>>70016289
Very funny
>>70016218
I'm kind of a big deal
>>70016470
At least you can admit its the no fun allowed cynicism of /tv/
Most of this board decided they were going to hate it before they walked in the theater, which is why this "it wasnt memorable" or "it was forgotten!" Memes popped up, because its the only way fags can pretend this movie was a failure
Move, ball
>>70016402
What are you on about
>>70016218
DROID PLEASE
>>70016656
Yeah the board made you stop enjoying the movie
Do you know how many movies everyone here enjoys gets shit on? All of them
The movie sucks because it sucks
Jewie we're home
Oh shit you just started a mother fucking star wars
>>70016218
lol you're so funny anon what a great meme 100000/10 here's my first born and my credit card information bravo
>>70016656
pleb
>>70016787
OP just git taken out for lunch
"Outstanding"
>>70016787
Chewbacca your dick is too big for my dumb pussy
The next part Leia will be killed. And in the last part Luke will be killed. Or vice versa. And Kylo Ren will become the new Snoke. And Snoke will die killed my Obi Wan Binks.
So much for spoilers. At least one of them isnt true.
Is /tv/ the most pathetic userbase on 4chan? The contrarian mental gymnastics regarding Star Wars: TFA is incredible and at the same time absolutely loathsome.
The constant denial, backtracking and moving the goalposts.
>"TFA will be shit! Fucking Jew Jew Abrams, fucking nigger main character, fucking SJWs! People won't accept this! It will be worse than the prequels and a total flop!"
>Trailer drops. Record pre-sales, screenings booked out months in advance. Hype incredibly high.
>"I-i-t'll still be a flop! Guaranteed to be shit! Phantom Menace sold well too before people realised it was shit! N-nigger character!"
>TFA releases. 5 star reviews, record opening day. People love based Johnny B's performance, and he's very well received.
>"o-ok it might not be as bad as we thought, but it's still not going to beat Jurassic World! Disney are finished!"
>Beats Jurassic World, despite being released in off-season and no Chinese release.
>"J-just wait until based RLM eviscerates it for being A New Hope ripoff in a Mr Plinkett review! You'll f-fucking see then Starfags!"
>Mike loves it. RLM approve and think it has saved the Star Wars franchise from the prequels.
>"FUCKING SHIT FILM, MARY SUE JEW SHIT. PREQUEL LOVE THREAD. WHO FUCKING LOVES ATTACK OF THE CLONES? I DO. REVENGE OF THE SITH WAS BETTER THAN ROTJ. BASED GEORGE LUCAS. WELL AT LEAST TFA WON'T BEAT AVATAR, I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE."
The mouthbreathing basement dwellers who strive to be contrarian have been backed into a corner really, they started so verbose. So confident that the film would be a flop, not break any records and would be panned by critics. Slowly as TFA has BTFO them on every conceivable level, they've been reduced to adopting some bizarre cult-like contrarian attitude to the prequels, proclaiming them as underrated gems, and trying to push some kind of narrative where if TFA doesn't beat Avatar, it's somehow failed, despite already being a record breaking movie and saving Star Wars
>Don't be afraid. I felt it too.
>You know I can take whatever I want.
I thought Disney was kid-friendly.
GEET TO ZEE JUMPAH
>>70016930
delete this
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'An Solo! Ur a fukkin ded mahn erg bloody git!
>>70016930
>scene for scene remake of anh
>good
This is what Disney fags actually believe
>>7001693
tldr senpai
>>70016930
best post on here
I really liked the new movie, I thought they did a good job rekindling some of the Star Wars spirit that was lost with the prequels and at the same time making the series relevant to current-gen kids. I hope this lays the foundation for interesting new directions and original takes on the Star Wars universe, where we can explore different places and people than the series has been historically shackled to because of the family bloodline theme. Still hoping for a bounty hunter movie at some point, in a system we haven't yet seen in the films.
>>70017408
DELETE THIS
>>70017408
It laid the foundation for remakes of V and VI being acceptable
>>70016656
Keep telling yourself that. The anons that found TFA underwhelming have explained very clearly what they didn't like about it.
Those that like it usually dismiss those posts with insightful comments like "whatever" and then counter that they thought it was good because... uh... it made a lot of money and... other people liked it.
That's literally the 2 most popular arguments in favour of this movie.
>>70017408
>it's perfectly acceptable for movies to be made solely to set up future movies
">>70017816
"literally"
Attacking that battlestation is not my idea of courage...It's more like suicide.
>>70017919
I liked the movie itself, too. I do understand why they made it a "re-tread" as well, it makes sense from a fanbase cultivation perspective.
>>70018253
Sorry if I don't celebrate cynicism, anon. Everyone knows it made business sense for them to do what they did. Doesn't make it right.
>>70016320
Best reaction picture.
>>70018253
They had to remind people what made Star wars great after the shit prequels.
And the movie has plenty new stuff to offer if you can check your autism and not get triggered by a superweapon and a droid carrying the mcguffin
I liked the movie. It gave me the message of: You can do anything you want your first try, maybe it'll take two even if it doesn't make sense.
Also it made me realize that my heroes from the OT were actually retarded and these new heroes are here to save the day from their mistakes.
>Remembered when the force awakens was about to come out
>Came across a youtube channel of a bunch of negro reviewers making fun of Boyega's ass for being the only negro storm trooper stuck out in a goddamn dessert
>can't find it anymore.
FUCK.
>>70018305
I understand that stance; I guess it just depends on your definition of "right". In my opinion, if it revitalizes the series and lets them both take SW back to its 'roots' as well as re-opening the universe and providing a clean slate for fresh narratives later on, I think that's the "right" thing to do.Not arguing with you, just expressing my opinion.
>>70018336
>movie has plenty new stuff to offer
Like what?
>>70018451
That's a story for another time!
>>70018416
Yeah, I'd prefer if they'd gotten creative right away with a somewhat original story instead of using ANH as a desperate crutch. They knew they were making back 1 billion+ regardless of the plot and characters and quality of the movie. Disney played it safe and copy and pasted ANH because they wanted to maximise profits. I saw TFA on opening day. I don't go to the cinema often and when I do, it's not with the intention of watching a "soft reboot". I'll definitely not pay to see the follow ups because Disney have made their intentions clear. I very much doubt they're going to change up their winning formula of plastering new characters across a tweaked OT script. Regardless, TFA did nothing for me as a movie anyway. The set pieces were forgettable, the pacing was awful and it seemed awfully manipulative in its fan service and nostalgia pandering.
>>70018824
Fair enough, you've made some pretty good points.
>>70018451
The heroes from the old rebellion, despite their victory against the Empire, were total fuckups in their personal lives. It depicts the heroes of the OT as flawed individuals as opposed to the mythological figures we believed them to be. Tearing down the myth is a reoccurring theme.
Kylo Ren likewise worships the dea of Darth vader to make up for his own insecurities, even though that idea is a false one.
Finn is a stormtrooper who defects, and while hes initially a coward, he learns to man up when his first real friend who saw him as a human being is kidnapped. Stormtroopers as a whole were humanized.
I would type more, but i get the feeling youre just gonna say "doesnt count lol" because you wanted to hate the movie from the get go.
Look how old you've become.
>>70016930
>despite being released in off-season
>Came out December 18, at peak holiday season
>It's literally the time of year for tentpoles and lowered expectations
Great shitpost, anon, you had me going.
>>70018406
>>70018406
Anyone familiar with these youtubeshits ?
I'm trying to find them again but I'll be damned if I could. It was like 3-5 older black guys hell one of them looked like he was in his 50s and they did movie and game reviews.
>>70019086
It's pretty telling anon, that the only thing you found to be new about this movie is new characters. You should know that there was no thematic plan to pull apart the myth of the OT characters. JJ just had them stagnate or regress so that he could follow ANH's blueprint as closely as possible. The reason Solo is a smuggler again is because Abrams had no other idea what to do with the character. He wasn't skilled enough as a storyteller to have him do anything else. So his progression from the OT was binned and he was rebooted to the character we first meet in the cantina in ANH. Same with Chewie. Leia is still a leader of the rebels, which is again, still the "resistance" so that Abrams could carefully copy ANH's every beat. Luke is now a cowardly hermit for reasons unknown, so that he could be kept out of the way of his sand planet substitute: Rey. I agree with you about humanising storm troopers. But I don't think it was explored well at all. After the first 20 minutes it became completely irrelevant that Finn was a former storm trooper. He didn't act any differently to anyone else. In fact his personality was completely at odds with background a lot of the time. Kylo Ren was a better character than he was a villain. I appreciate that even if they're making very obvious parallels to Vader, they did at least make an effort to create a personality for Kylo that distinguishes him from any former villains.
>>70016218
I THINK I CAN HANDLE MYSELF
>>70016218
I don't see how that's a party
>>70016218
"Leave Kylo, Snoke and the compressor to me," - Rey to Han Solo.
Love this kino.
Who shit first, you shit first i shit first?
Search him
You difficult to understand with the appartzzz.
>>70016218
U got a boifran cute boifran?
>>70016930
hahahahahaha this is so true
>>70016267
>You'll never be as strong as Darth Vader.
when she said that line i couldnt stop cringing.
>>70020762
TRAITOR!
>>70020762
TR8R
>>70018406
kek I know that vid but forgot the channel's name
>>70021035
>>70021035
DoubleToasted
I finally fucking found it again.
Just watched them comment on some poor white guy who just did the dumbest shit I've seen a white dude do in a long time since those "Sons of Poseidon" ausi fucks.
He got ejected from a club, then asked the bouncer if he could go back INTO the club if he got the bouncer to whiff his punch.
The fucking bouncer was like a full head or two taller then the guy and he looked like he was 240lbs heavier then this poor little bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5NBlN1I8I
>>70016218
OI THEYUH I BOIPUSSED THA CUMPRESSAH
>>70016910
Can't sell toys for dead characters.
>>70022173
How many Hans got sold to tear-soaked neckbeards?
>>70016938
>>You know I can take whatever I want.
One of the most lewd things I've ever seen. I'm honestly surprised people weren't triggered by that scene.best scene in the movie, obviously
>>70016218
I know the entire Hitler speech
get fucked faggot
>>70022351
Post more Rey
>>70022351
so fuccn smug
>>70022351
dumb reyposter
>>70022562
>>70022527
I don't have much
>implying rey is not a huge mary sue
I mostly liked TFA but if this character is not nerfed hard or sidelined somehow this series is doomed
Rey needs to be put into more situations where the only solution is to chewing through something with her teeth.
>>70016218
>tell that tah kangi kluub
>The Ridley sister will never devour your body after a threesome
>>70023000
It would have been a far less cliche way to destroy the new death star.
>>70023150
>>70023150
>a threesome
implying
>>70023312
at least I'm in the closet and not flamboyant about it like u u homogayfag rofl
>>70023262
so many teeth
>>70023312
DELET YOUR POST
>>70016218
ONE QUARTER PORTION
>>70019511
December is off season for blockbusters. The biggest opening weekend before star wars was hobbit with like 85 million.
Titanic and avatar were anomalies that started small but kept playing and playing and playing
>>70016688
This for sure.
>>70016218
Took me a minute to come up with one.
>Where's my boyfriend?
Not even a good line.
Still kinda like the movie as a standalone space adventure, but as star wars it didn't give me anything interesting.
>>70023312
>>70023815
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
>>70023831
>>70023312
>deleting his own post
kek
>>70023815
>>70016218
Tupac, we're back.
>>70023852
>swn beat you up and call you a sissy faggot
;_;
>>70016218
"when the force awakens you'll feel it"
- leia to BB8
>>70016292
KANJI KLOB
>nom...nom...nom
>>70017816
>Those that like it usually dismiss those posts with insightful comments like "whatever" and then counter that they thought it was good because... uh... it made a lot of money and... other people liked it.
The irony being that literally invert those arguments and you have every defense for buttman and superpucci.
>>70024858
>>70016267
>You'll never be as strong as Darth Vader.
fan ficiton tier, rip my dick off familia
Why is it so forgettable?
>>70025110
>>70016930
excellent work goy, 10 shekels have been deposited to your account
>>70025197
Because 95% of the movie is just reused ideas with poor execution but still manages to be a little bit better than Episodes I and II at the very least.
>>70025243
>not recognizing half year old pasta
hey reddit!
>>70025197
I saw it 12 times in the cinéma
I remember every single bit
>>70025214
>>70025280
>foot tattoo
Dropped.
>>70016930
this
>>70016218
ur're a big guy
>Luke I am your daughter
>I lost their fucking cat! I feel bad about it!
- Poe
Also, how did they get away with the f-bomb in a PG flick?
You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you “she had to do it" for food, water. resources, protection...
The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrak cock. droid cock. prehensile Hutt cock. cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved.
In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on Jakku. Glory holes, aliens runnin‘ trains on her by midnight fireside. Jawas probing her ass with metal instruments, even luggabeasts bustin' fat gallon-sized nuts on her pert little body.
She is a whore. Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side. And that's why I love her.
At last, after all the Star wars The force awakens!
>>70025672
This was oddly arousing.
So who talks first? You talk first, I talk first?
>>70016218
The part where Han tells Chewie toHOLD THE DOOR.
>>70025672
>Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side.
Kek
>>70018305
>I hate capitalism please someone make my asshole Feel the Bern
>>70025759
The only quote I remember from that piece of art.
>>70023402
You haven't even seen them all
TELL DAT TAE KANJE KLAB YA GIT
>>70016218
THAT'S MINE! - guy who got his ship stolen
YOU ARE A TR8-R - that guy talking to Boyega
>>70016258
It's
>OI BOIPASSED THA CUMPRESSA XD
>>70028271
>>70028308
>>70028330
She looks like a Xenomorph
>>70028702
it's a fine line, why do you hate it?
>Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish, like his father, so I destroyed him.
Ben! It's me, your father, Han Solo.
Rey: "Where am I?!"
Kylo Ren: "You're my guest"
What the fuck kind of answer is that?
>>70029716
He meant to say
>You are my guest in my rape dungeon
SNOKE?
>>70028712
>>70029716
If only he had replied
>y-you too
>>70016930
here's your (you)
UR HAN SOYRLOE DIS IS THE MILLENIUM FALCUN
>>70016276
"You need a teacher! I can teach!"
>>70018406
What if all the stormtroopers were Negro? Even Phasma didn't show her face. Maybe the white actress was playing a black character underneath. I could see Hux stealing black babies from a Negro planet and training them from birth. Finn did say he was taken from his family when he was young.
>>70023150
Is that ASMRDarling on the left? She's my ASMRfu
>>70016930
Exactly this
