How kino is your local cinema, /tv/?
Pic related: No commercials, only one or two previews before the screenings. Well-mannered audience. Occational screenings of older films, often with themes: Lynch, Kubrick etc.
0 Kino
It's just an average blockbuster only theater. Lots of ads, loud unruly audience, 0 screenings of older films.
They did try to do this friday night classics thing, but it failed after two weeks, even when the films were fucking Star Wars and Back to the Future.
>>70013645
Is it independently owned or a franchise/multiplex?
>>70013547
That's a porn theater you idiot
Too old and moldy
They put it down
God I remember seeing both turtles movies there ;_;
>>70013547
Mine has a massive organ system as a guy comes out of the ground and plays a keyboard before movies starts and then is lowered into ground again.
Quite the experience
>>70013693
Independent, but it might as well be a multiplex because it's exactly the same as the others.
>>70013547
My local theatre only screens artistic films. /tv/ wouldn't understand, /film/ only.
>>70013547
How are the showers?
>>70013758
>My local theatre only screens artistic films.
It only plays Batman v Superman?
What is this kino you speak of? Serious question thanks
Patrician or pretentious? You decide:
http://trylon.org/
Slightly upscale AMC with those cool seats, soda machines with tons of flavors, and a bar that's never opened.
>>70013547
There's like 4 or 5 of those where I live.
>only a couple of big chains in the entire country
>show only the big hollywood productions that sell
>I can name one """""""arthouse cinema"""""""" from my home city
>even they only show the lesser big productions
>showing older films on the big screen is literally not a fucking thing here
It shows movies and sells snacks
There's only one cinema in my town it's very old and rather run-down, but they're still the only option.
>the concession area has had a rancid aroma for the last 8 years that nobody can find the source of
>there are holes in the wood paneling that reveal pulsating raw flesh underneath
>the ancient lamps overhead crane their necks to follow you down the hall as you walk by
>the posters on display are for movies that no longer exist
>the balconies are all fully occupied by marble statues
>there is intermittent weeping on the PA system
>Theater #1 has been boarded up for almost 20 years ever since an undisclosed incident (you can still hear labored breathing on the other side if you put your ear to the door)
>Theater #2 has a draft nobody can account for
>There is no theater #3
>Theater #4 rocks like a ship
>People have gotten lost in theater #5
>Theater #6 is infested with ravens
>We don't talk about theater #7
>Theater #8 is next to the heart and you can always hear the beating
>Old-timers say theater #9 is haunted
>and you can never get comfortable in the seats in theater #10
3 stars on Yelp.
>>70013774
mine still have community washing tanks. they are like 10x20 meters with a 2x2 meter entrance at the top. most of the inside lights still work so its not that dark like you'd imagine it to be
>>70014065
where you from? Latin america i dare to say
It's like really exclusive, you need to be recommended by at least 2 members to be able to apply for membership, you need to meet other requirements as well concerning both your physique and intelligence, education and character too, bloodline is a big factor, it's all evaluated by a council of shadowy figures (supposedly all influential and extremely wealthy people), inside you're to always wear a mask and a cape and never reveal your identity to the other members
All we watch is capeshit though, at the screening of Civil War the audience started loudly applauding on several occasions, they're fucking plebs
Pretty shit. The carpet is stained and some seats are stained. The theater floor is always dirty. Sometimes the theater mascot will come in during a movie and run through the aisles. The kids think it's funny but I fucking hate it.
>>70014496
Northern yuro
>>70014696
>important part of the movie is coming up
>the theater mime won't stop making shadowpuppets in front of the projector
>pre-movie medical examination
>poor eyesight disqualifies me
>tfw the local cinema doesn't allow falcons
>>70015005
>pre-movie medical examination
>disqualified for being under 6'
It just isn't fair
>theater stopped selling soda by the gallon
>no longer sell popcorn by the trashbag
>the bouncy castle has been decommissioned
>the arcade only has pinball machines with one working paddle
>the disco ball in theater 7 has been askew for over a year and always shines light in your eyes
>the hedgemaze is in disrepair
>the balcony seats are off-limits ever since someone fell off
>the line for the rollercoaster stretches down the block
>the orange soda waterfall is out of order
>no Dr. Pepper, only Mr. Pibb
>theater #4 is reserved for use by the highschool volleyball team
>dance nights have been replaced with book clubs
>only smokers are allowed in the bowling alley
>the first 5 rows of theater 6 are buried under discarded theater trash, the trash claims a new row every 2 months
>The theater clown who had been working there since 1985 got laid off
This is why I torrent
>>70015223
>bouncy castle
They're called jump fortresses
>>70015084
dank meme is dank !!!!!
Individual showers and the penis inspectors are pretty lenient.
>>70013547
recently watched directors cut of Brazil at local arthouse theater
was pretty dank
>>70015281
Now it doesn't matter what they're called because it got turned into trash.
I forgot to mention
>only employees can dispense butter after too many patrons were caught drinking straight from the self-serve nozzle
>gender neutral bathrooms
>there's always a group of teenager girls who stand ready to giggle at your dick if you use the urinals
>the vomitorium hasn't been cleaned in ages and is starting to leak
>someone stole all the chickens from the petting zoo, so now its just a goat
>the finger-print scanners are out of order
>the lights in theater 14 can't be turned off because their wires are tied to the projectors
it's a mess I tell you.
>>70015587
Be glad you're not living where I'm from
>at my local kinomatographietory
>watching Captain America Civil War
>audience gets a little too excited, loud hollering and clapping to quips
>riot guard bursts in to pacify us
>release dogs
>tear gas
>hoses
>fired upon with beanbag and rubber rounds
>detained for rehabilitation
>>70015084
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>>70013708
It's a kinography store, anon was buying kinography.
>>70016251
¨kekk
>theater lord comes in before movie starts
>he sails down from the rafters, attached only by a rope
>he descends onto the stage and taps his cane 3 times
>loudly clears his throat and says he is proud to host the Fifth Annual Frog-Fetch Fest and wishes everyone the best of luck
>he taps his cane three more times
>begins to ascend as the rope pulls him back up
>the more seasoned kinogoers stand up and take out their trash bags in preparation
>several theater constables barge into the theater room
>they throw down giant burlap sacks and untie the strings encasing them before immediately dashing back out and closing the doors
>the lights go off and a klaxon fires up as hundreds of frogs are released and begin hopping around the room
>a cacophony of screams and ribbits
>people jump up from their seats and clumsily sprint through the aisles, trying to collect as many frogs as possible
>theater lord comes over intercom to announce that the first to collect 20 live frogs will receive a year pass to the theater
I just wanted to see Civil War.
Last time I went to the movies the water main busted and sent sewer people sprawling into the theater. We had to bargain away the kids in return for our safety.
>>70017477
My cinema hasn't had a sewer people attack since '84. Your cinema should be ashamed.
First opened in 1908, it has gone through multiple reconstruction got almost bancrupted when two multiplexes opened here few years ago but a bunch of hipster bought it and now it shows mostly hipster trash so fuck it I guessAlso I prefer the multiplexes since they have more comfortable seats and better food
>>70017991
>tfw sewer people were wiped out by molemen here
Shit fucking sucks, the molemen are way more resistant and aggressive, at least it's not the crab people though
>>70013547
There's a single screen that still has a 35mm projector that once a month shows a crowd favorite classic film (think things like Terminator or 16 Candles).
Every other projector is a 2k piece of trash and every screen looks blurry.
>>70018133
Our theater stopped serving crab legs since it riled the crab people up. Probably for the best, though.
>>70018813
man I hope once the crab people start coming they will install 50. cals on the perimeter instead of stop serving crab legs
>tfw your town only has a ride-in theater and your family horse died of the plague
Haven't seen anything since two summers ago
