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>Dawn of Vidyakino
>Based Duncan Jones
>Realer than real life
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> 33% RT, 31% Metacritic

Fucking kek its going to finish lower than that trainwreck BvS at this rate
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It makes me laugh, that today at the midnight premiere I will be surrounded by people I might have met online, all grown up and adults now, maybe even bringing along the wife and her son. All of us will get a rush of nostalgia from a childhood well spent.

And here on this meme-board there are people who make jokes about whether or not the film-studio will make a profit, or a loss from this franchise.

Sometimes I really ask myself if this is all satire like on /pol/...

Are you people really this incapable of enjoyment?
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>>70012471
This can't be happening !
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>>70012471
>tfw Warcraft is going to become a gigantic meme
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>>70012471
this flick will bring a new era of funposting.

cant wait for the torrent :^)
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>>70012471
I watched it. It's goddamn awful. It tries so fucking hard to be epic like LOTR. it made me cringe. Warcraft deserved better.
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>>70012504
>I live a more fulfilling life because I enjoy trash that reminds me of my childhood
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Reminder that it's the movie of the year in China, and all WoW gold farmers already booked their seats. No matter how shit it is, it will do gangbuster business.
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>>70012471
>First BvS, then X-Men, now this...
Will blockbusters finally die? Will the Age of Arthouse and Low-budget thrillers begin?
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>>70012640
just like BvS :^)
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>>70012680
How is BvS related to this?
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>>70012471
Serious question, did anyone actually think this movie looked or was going to be good unironically?

I can believe that people thought BvS was going to be good, but Warcraft? Really?
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>>70012471
>8.8/10

NORMIES AND POMPOUS SHILL CRITICS:
BTFO
T
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>>70012699

Both critical flops that will make massive money opening weekend just off the neckbeards
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>>70012699
Because they are both shit
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>>70012714
It will be a success only based on nostalgia. If they do make a sequel, it will bomb hard.

I mean I think it looks like shit, so do most of my friends - but we are all going to the premiere.
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>>70012724
>8.8

oh god dont tell /v/
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>>70012640
>It's the make money = quality doesn't matter meme again

How'd that work out for WB and all the internal shake-ups associated with Batman v. Superman?
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>>70012735
>MAssive
Money WoW will make will make BvS look like and indie movie
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You guys are fucking idiots.
These ratings are going to taken down by the end of the night, you plebs.

First of all, they're not even from top critics such as myself. They're just Blizzhaters at their finest trying to take down the only good business in the gaming industry that values gameplay first. Unlike the Warhammer ripoffs, there's plenty of substance in the Warcraft Universe to warrant at least a dozen movies.

Personally I'm looking forward to the Arthas movies mainly because I relate to Arthas in many ways.
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Disney at it again I see
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>>70012724
>IMDB

why not just link to IGN or Empire while you're at it, faggot
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>>70012724
>Implying the user score is not blizzard drones desperately trying to prop up the movie
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>>70012783
You also killed your dad?
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>6 reviews from nobodies
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>>70012724
This is the same site that user rates capeshit into the top 100 movies of all time. It's cancer.
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>>70012724
VIDYAKINO SURVIVES
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>>70012714
It was directed by the guy who made 2 movies I really liked.
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>>70012471
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NEW REVIEW HOT OFF THE PRESS

>The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety. Is this a veiled Ukip broadcast? Or a pro-Trump one?

2/5

Hahahahahaha
JUST

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/25/world-of-warcraft-the-beginning-review-end-already-nigh
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>>70012802

>Muh blizzdrones

Haha I bet you think that Blizzard shills occupy the /v/ board too with their Overwatch spamming right??
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>>70012901
>Being an unironic lover of normcore

wew lad
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>>70012471
>that trainwreck BvS
nice bait. bvs was a masterpiece and would have topped 1.4 billion had disney not shilled it so bad. the fact it made 900 million despite disneys sabotage PROVES how good the film is and how audiences LOVED it
idiot
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>>70012471
Is there a curse with live action films and video games? It's worse than live action films adapting anime.
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/v/edit GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

DUDE IM NOT A SHILL I JUST LIKE WARCRAFT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

MR PLEBKO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>70012471

I don't think we'll ever know if it's really good because critics these days are full-on shit. Then there's the WoW stigma as well.

Don't know, mayn. I quit WoW ages ago because it was dumb, I think the movie visuals look terrible, but RT and Metacritic I do not trust.
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>>70012942
>It's not shilling guys, I swear!
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>>70012976
>bvs was a masterpiece
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>>70012940
>When it comes to orc style, the art directors have really gone to town – or at least to the abattoir

J U S T
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>>70013026
Whoever made this GIF did a fantastic job. Goddamn.
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>>70013026
oh look it is that one autistic idiot who posts captain america pics non stop. you are a retard and something wrong with you man. fuck off
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>>70013079

Hey fuck you man, leave him alone. I like that gif.
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BRUH LOOK AT DIS DUUD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
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>>70013079
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>>70013079
>one
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>>70013079
you sound a little upset
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>>70012766
>>70012724
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>>70013110
oh look he going to dump his whole folder on me. go for it you retarded. i will just laugh because you are mentally ill and probably live at your moithers house and are unemploy
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>>70013024
>Are you prepared for the LOTR killer
Blizzcucks are THAT delusional?
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>>70013163
>that subtle reverse begging for more evans
not this time friend!
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>>70013222
Well, in their imagination HotS already killed DOTA 2 and OW killing TF 2.
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>>70013079
oh look it's the vocal minority dc cuck
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>>70013163
and you're a dumb nigger who types like they just bought a boost mobile phone with their gubmint welfare
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>>70012504
>a childhood well spent
This is what gamers actually believe
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>>70012471
>video game movie
>It's irredeemable shit

Wow what a surprise
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>>70013476
You're responding to bait, newfriend.
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>>70013520
Rused again
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> 6 votes
> almost a split vote

i guess that's what it takes to convince basement dwelling autists who spend their lives on a japanese sushi rolling website that a movie is going to be shite
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>>70012504
>going to see this shit movie counts as enjoyment to you
by all means have fun, but that doesn't mean you are not an idiot
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> by all means have fun, but that doesn't mean you are not an idiot
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>>70013013
why would /v/ or gamers even care?
A dying medium vs a growing one. The only thing keeping blockbuster-movies alive is disney and James Cameron
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>>70012940
Jesus Christ why do reviewers feel the need to put a political spin on every fucking movie?
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>>70012504 >>70012132
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>>70012783
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>all these years that Duncan could be making quality movies wasted

I'm so mad.
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>>70012940
>(they are actually called the Horde)
THEY ARE FUCKING ORCS

fuck this cunt
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>>70012471
HAHAHAHAHA IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
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>>70012783
Bake it good Arthas
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>>70012471

Every reviewer is a nu-male so what do you expect?
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>>70012594
>Americans having to wait weeks while Europe sees it first means only one thing: torrenting

Bye bye big box office :^)
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>>70012680
BvS was rated the highest ticket pre order super hero film... and look what happened
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>>70013908
No the fact that my theatre has a no singles policy means torrenting I'm afraid.
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>>70012471

Underage millennial piece of shit. You have no respect or appreciation for the work laid out before you. Born into a world with real-time physically based lighting, high polygon counts and texture resolution. You have no idea what it's like to witness the sheer will and determination to innovate and progress to where we are today. You just assume everything has to be as it is now, and if it's not it's shit. Fuck you. Fuck you and your fucking hipster haircut. Fuck you and your smartphone mobile shit. Fuck you and everything that you are.
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>>70012504
>my wife and her son

Subtle, I like it
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>>70012640
>it will do gangbuster business
Yeah, just like BvS, oh wait BvS get only 100 millions more than Deadpool (was banned in China and censored in Indianfigures).
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>>70012724
It was 9.1 this morning.

Its dropping fast.
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>>70012940

Would you trust this reviewer?

>When it comes to interracial romances, the movies need to catch up

One of his articles.
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>>70014002
Thanks. I grabbed it from another thread where someone actually typed that shit unironically.
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>>70012940
>Critic calling Warcraft a pro Trump movie
HAHAHAHA MY SIDES
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>>70014061
yeah i guess he missed the Dances with Orcs, noble savage, dindu nuttin shit that's plastered all over the movie and its marketing
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>>70013334
Honestly, HotS is the best MOBA I've played.

MOBAs are garbage, but Blizzard made the genre they created tolerable.
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>>70014143

>Blizzard
>made moba's
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>>70013960
GOOD. I dont want this film to make much money.

I hate CGI fests. Bring back practical effects
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Im glad it bombed. I hate movies with too much cgi like that hobbit trash
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All the butthurt redditors on imdb
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Funny to see Blizzard confronted to an environment they can't easily pressure or coerce for once.
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>>70013831
Who do you think Orcs were based off of?
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>>70014210
Exactly this.

Judging by the trailers, the critic must be correct about how heartless and soulles this movie is. Just big boring CGI battles with awkward actors standing behind blue screen backgrounds.

Why would you waste your money to watch this?

Instead go and watch something like Michael Keaton's The Founder.

I want to see Suicide Squad but all the reshoot comedic elements are putting me a bit off (I couldnt stand Deadpool).
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>>70014290
And there's also no legion of Blizzdrones to apologize for them in the general moviegoing audience. If those people dislike it, they can't be cried at or memed into thinking otherwise.
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>The opinions by those VERY biased and - sorry to say that - sometimes stupid (US) reviewers differ from more moderate and thoughtful reviews from other countries.

IMDB users on suicide watch
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>>70012504
>my wife and her son
9/10, anon. Well done
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>>70012940
Why are bias political minded film critics taken seriously? If some Libertarian or Conservative started pontificating his views of Star Trek for being too socialist or anti-capitalistic, would these same critics or audience take their commentary to heart as they expect others to accept their views?
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>>70014416
Go and read the imdb forum. Lots of on there told others to keep rating it a 10 cos they were scared of the critics.
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>>70012471
I'm going to watch it with my mom, her boyfriend, and my half-sister.
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>>70014457
Well yeah but the general audience word of mouth is something Blizzdrones can't control, same as the word of mouth surrounding Batman v. Superman (which had a massive fall-off in the second week)
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>>70012471
>deliberately avoided Warcraft threads here because I was hyped for the movie
>buried my head in the sand because I wanted the movie to be good
>today I can't take waiting anymore and read up on the movie
>Chinese Elves
>Duncan Jones spewing SJW rhetoric and blasting trenchwar veterans for being white
>rotten reviews slowly filling up the critic sites

I-I guess it's better than having gone in optimistic and being blindsided, r-right?
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>>70014497
>half-sister
is she legs or upper body?
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>>70014143
>MOBAs are garbage, but Blizzard made the genre they created tolerable.
Yeah and that's why it looks like LoL.
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>>70012471
Saw it. It was heaps better than BvS. The ending is emotional as fuck. People will hate this and compare it to Krull or Legend or Labryinth. Truth is is it's just like those films but in our day. It's not bad. This will be probably a cult classic.
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>>70014539
>Duncan Jones spewing SJW rhetoric and blasting trenchwar veterans for being white

I didn't really get that statement at all. Why does a rich guy who became a known director because of nepotism have white guilt? Doesn't make any sense to me familia
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>>70014189
They did. Didn't you play that Warcraft 3 campaign mission in TFT?
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>>70014606
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>>70014634

>campaign

So not a moba then?
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>>70014653
Kill yourself faggot. It actually had me in tears at the end. Yeah the film feels like an 80's fantasy film so what? What's wrong with bringing back 80's fantasy films?
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>>70014606
>This will be probably a cult classic.
Yeah I bet your wife's son will be talking about it decades from now as a lost classic of the cinema. It's a studio cash-in on a known IP, same as fucking Angry Birds.

Get real, moron.
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>>70014271
>Stuckmann is a good reviewer except when I don't agree with him
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Is anyone seriously surprised?
>Noname short
>Noname film
>Moon was shit
>Everyone expects Warcraft to do great

Why? How? Because "muh bowie's son" ? This is pretty much like expecting Jaden to be awesome because Will Smith was based in Fresh Prince. Get fucking real.
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>>70014723
>It actually had me in tears at the end

take your le epic feels back to the official blizzard forums newfriend
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>>70012724
Remember BvS score
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>>70014769
>>Moon was shit
kill yourself

warcraft is most likely dogshit but moon was 10/10
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>>70014733
Watch it for yourself. I don't have a son and I'm not a man btw. The film is very 80's fantasy and it's good. The problem is these critics are expecting LOTR. It's not LOTR in any form. It's very magical and in another universe. Sorry if my opinion of the film that I saw hurts your small dick.
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>>70014606
>Cult classic
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>>70012471
What a shame, what a awful awful shame.

I'm still gonna see it. Warcraft was never a huge part of my life but I'm interested in seeing it nonetheless.

A part of me is thinking that these reviews aren't really trustworthy. People don't want to see Swords n' Sorcery magic here, and if the trailers are any indication this looks as though it'll be a really pure distillment of cheesy cartoony fantasy.
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>>70014769
>moon was shit
I'm sorry?
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>>70014833
Explain how Moon wasn't a predictable and boring movie from start to finish. I keep hearing it's fucking amazing but there's no twist, no build-up, no pay-off, no nothing. It's just watching Edward Norton act like an autist and literally talk to himself for the entire duration.
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>>70014847
It will be you small dicked douchebag. Watch.
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>>70012724
The people who watch on the first day are usually fanboys who rate it 10/10 automatically.

The legit rates appear after friday.
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DOWN

DOWN


DOWN

DOWN
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>>70014895
>Ed Norton
Wow, so you haven't seen it then.
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So hilarious watching you virgins hate on the film when it's actually good. Hope you'll be surprised when you actually see it :)
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Is vidyakino finished?
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>>70014895
fucking retard
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>>70014993
Hopefully Assassin's Creed is shit that way the studios back off an wait another 5 years before they try this shit
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>>70014951
Fuck, sorry, I meant Sam Rockwell. Man those two look alike too much, my bad.

I never got why anyone would think it's a good movie. It's fucking boring and there's nothing in it. I am open to having my opinion changed, but I was pretty fucking bored. I expected a tweest, and I guessed "clones" as soon as the other Sam showed up and the big tweest was that its clones. No fanfare no nothing. No handjob, no moneyshot, just limpdick.
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>>70014919
Sorry did I trigger you? The only way it becomes a classic is if it reaches the so bad it's good level.
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>>70014769
bait lol

whistle is great, moon is great, source code is passable, the Mute script is incredible
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>>70014895
but he talks to kevin spacey too
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What do you expect, they hired a fmr. Calvin Klein underwear model as their main actor
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>>70015008
Lets hope AC focuses on far less CGI
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>>70014769
>Moon was shit

>This is the kind of people whose opinions' you're interested in reading when you come on /tv/
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A guy who gave Dragon Ball Evolution a 4/5 wrote one of those 6 RT reviews
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>>70015073
>>70015025
>>70015004
Nobody has actually presented any evidence that Moon isn't shit yet.

Hey, if all you got going for you is "I think it's good, fuck your opinion" then fair enough. Just admit it though.
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>>70014939
It was a 9.0 when the only people who saw it were people who got invited to preview events.

A fair few of the reviews were from people who never played the games and were saying "this was a really fun movie with a lot of drama"

The critics are probably going to hate it because it's not ironically distancing itself enough and is trying to be a fun romp packed with drama without trying to tell the aduience how it really knows that it's not cool to be earnest so it's self aware and you, the audience, are smart for being too smart to fall for old style straight faced drama that isn't oscarbait.
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>>70012471
All this tells me is that it's not a SJW liberal fag fest and might represent some semblance of art. I'll be sure to catch it in theaters.

Critics are great. I now know which movies to avoid completely. Basically anything higher than an 80% on RT. (Which youre all kidding yourself if you think Ghostbusters will come in at anything lower)
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>>70013594
The worst part is the average. Sure it only has 6 reviews and 2 are positive but the average is a 4/10.
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>>70015122
Oh, because that's what you did ? You came here and posted a rational and objective catalog of the reasons why Moon is "shit" ?
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>>70012471

Well apparently people are comparing it unfavorably to Lord of the Rings without realizing that Warcraft started out as a campy satire of LOTR before it got serious in Warcraft 3. Blizzard was not subtle about it at all but this satirical bend is still lost on people.

> Orcs in LOTR: Sauron's evil, unstoppable army
> Orcs in Warcraft: HEY GUYS WE'RE JUST BIG AND UGLY, QUIT KILLING US. COME ON.
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>>70014326

The Mongolians you dickhead
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>>70014701
That mission was literally a moba.

That's how people had the genius idea of making dota.
and aos.
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>>70015154
Yeah or maybe you're just delusional and this movie is really a pile of crap. Just saying.
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>>70014723
$0.10 has been deposited into your bank account.
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>>70014939
And the people who rate 1 are people who didn't even see it or went to see a fantasy CGI-based movie but "orcs lmao, it's Avatar-LOTR". Who should I believe ?
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>>70014634

Which one do you mean?
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>listening to critics after the Batman v Superman and Civil War fiasco
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>>70015255
>mfw reading the IMDB reviews and one is a 1 star review that says "it's decent but pretty average"
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>>70015014
>I expected a tweest, and I guessed "clones" as soon as the other Sam showed up
This is bait, right?
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At 43% now another fresh review!
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>>70014769
Kill yourself, Duncan Jones is a pretty good director. The problems with Warcraft are the source material is shit and Charles Leavitt is a terrible writer.
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What if Captain America was in it?
With the power of patriotism and cultural diversity, telling both sides to just get along?
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>>70015195
Blizzard was a lot better all around before they got so serious and wanted black and white morality that they use to justify their corruption and redemption fetishes.

This is how the orcs should be in the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl0ZkfDKEsg
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JUSTCRAFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw&feature=youtu.be
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>>70015266
It was too long ago I can't remember, but I clearly remember a moba mission in that.

But then, the moba genre comes from aos (aeon of strife), which is a custom map in Starcraft, which was then ported to Warcraft 3.
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>>70015179
No, I didn't. I just said it was shit because I didn't like it. But I'm honest about it and that's what matters.

I only have opinions. If that's all you have too, sure, but say it. If you have actual knowledge of cinematography or can actually point out why it's genuinely good, takes considerable skill or effort or dedication or whathaveyou, like describe a technique he used that is difficult to replicate then by all means, educate me.,
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>>70015378
blizzard died when they merged with activision
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>>70015294
>mfw you have no face
I agree though, it's like people don't understand words meaning and 1-10 scales anymore.
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>>70015379
Oh my fucking god the orc smile at the end. I laughed so hard I triggered my acid reflux, fucking ouch
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>>70015378
>we will never get a true warcraft 2 movie
why even live
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>>70012471
the reviews are actually middling, and not unexpected, so, as a fan:

ima prolly gonna
SEE IT IN IMAX

fuck yeah

remember that the transporter got sorta worse reviews but everyone into that shit loved it
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>>70015407
You're asking me to have a scientific and objective approach of art. There are 5000-years old unconclusive debates about whether or not it's even possible. Get lost.
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>>70015339
Nooooo make it burn
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>>70015519
What a surprise lel
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>>70015368
Or the shitty cgi?
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>>70014843
>I'm not a man btw
>Pretending to be a woman to shield yourself from criticism
>Invoking 80s fantasy to shield a movie from criticism

keep digging, blizzfag
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>>70015592
>shitty cgi
Come on, now, can we stop with this meme ?
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What the fuck? This movie isn't even out yet and the embargo ends next week

How come it already has reviews and a % on RT and metacritic?
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>>70015525
No, I'm asking you if you have anything else to say besides opinions. I dunno, I would've thought some people on the TV and Film board have some knowledge of how to make TV and Film and what separates Duncan Jones' directing from, say, Tommy Wiseau's
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>>70014993
My fave
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>>70015519
>"The orcs, wizards and warriors of Warcraft clomp determinedly onto the big screen in Legendary Pictures' live-action take on the 20-year-old video game series. The result is a 3D sword-and-sorcery adventure whose CG-heavy look and cartoonish action should work for gamers and hardcore genre fans, even if the flat-footed drama may put off mainstream audiences

Even as a gamer, the cartoonish cgi will not at all work for me.

THIS is a movie and not a game. It is a movie based off a game which should be impressive and not so animated driven.

As well with the flat wooden acting, I dont think I will spend money to see this.
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>>70015199

So they didn't make moba's they just inspired other people to, thanks for agreeing with me.
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>>70015690
Opinions are all that matters.

The purpose of life in capitalist countries is to make shit tons of cash, and who ever makes the most wins.
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>>70015643
>thinking this looks good
Hahahaha
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>>70015788
it's their game, their mechanics, senpai.
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>>70015775
Im not surprised.

Look at pic related here
>>70015817
Looks like a 90s click and explore game
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>>70015775
Game of War advertisements have higher production values than this pile of shit
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>>70015817
It legit looks like one of those early 90s cutscenes like in 40k Final Liberation with a god-awful green screen background and live-action dudes telling you the next mission objectives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOi3CzZjV0M
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>>70012471
>Warcraft is racist
>Warcraft is like Excalibur, Legend, Labryinth
>Warcraft is not like LOTR
Who really gives a shit if it's not like LOTR? Fuck off. I'd prefer an 80's fantasy film than Peter Jackson's trope desu. Why do critics hate fun?
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>>70015909
Because only oscarbait or ironically detatched movies exist, there's no such thing as a movie that wants to be fun and wants to have honest drama and play it straight faced.

Follow the marvel formula of fun or get out!
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>>70015817
I for one am glad they're bringing back the Command and Conquer FMV style.
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why warcraft instead of wh40k?
Why an orc loving storyline
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>>70015909
>>70014843
>>70014606
samefag
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>>70015817

That's a set retard.
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>>70015964
Hahahaha yes exactly what I was thinking
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Are you ready to re-experience this masterpiece in the theaters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoSUdZJg3pw
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>>70016003
And so is this right?

:^)
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>critics: BvS is boring and no fun
>/tv/:IT'S DISNEY SHILLS, GUYS, DONT LISTEN TO THIS SHITHEADS
>critics: warcraft is boring and no fun
>/tv/: LMAO IT'S TOTALLY GONNA FLOP, TOLD YA
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>>70016033
I hope the 2nd also is in cinemas.

One of my top favs
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>>70012677
Shamalamadingdong's making a 15 million dollar thriller with james mcavoy and that alien looking bitch from the vvitch, if he has even a drop of the talent he had in the late 90s - early 00s it's going to be kino, the visit was competent so I have a good feeling about this
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>>70016112
The Visit was found footage trash, but it was the best work he's done in a decade. We might be seeing a Shyamalan renaissance
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>>70016112
Awesome news senpai.

I really liked the Visit also.

Feels like Nightmare kino is back on the menu
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>>70015675
It's out in Yurop
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>>70015877
>implying that's a bad thing
Warcraft always looked cheap to the point of looking like a genuine fun parody of the genre. Isn't that its entire appeal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNUIMxTURbM
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For your consideration:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4189&p=.htm

Vîdyãkinö.
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>>70016336
If it was done on purpose with Then-Blizzard at the reins then sure, I would adore it! But I know what this is. It's a Nu-Warcraft led by Now-Blizzard and Metzen wagging his throbbing orc dildo in everyone's faces.

I can see it for what it is.
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>>70016004
everything looks like it's made out of plastic
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>>70016455
that's the appeal
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Honestly, there are fundamental problems with this movie. This is why it's shit.

And I haven't even watched it.
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ITT:

wtf?? - this movie is in no way on par with Days of Heaven
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>>70015380

The Founding of Durotar campaign had much more in common with an RPG than a MOBA, but conducted from an RTS perspective. One of the missions had the Horde and Kul-Tiras automatically fighting each other while the player affected the battle by striking key placed, but that's not unique to MOBAs.

Level-up mechanics, gear, and permanently increasing your stats with tomes all are RPG mechanics that MOBAs borrowed.
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>>70016004
IS THIS REAL OR JUST A PRE ANIMATION SETUP
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>>70016041
>10 years in the making
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>>70014733
So was the super mario bros movie, and now it's a cult classic and pure kino. It's very possible.
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Why does the face bother me so much.
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>>70016336
Nah Diablo 2 and WC3 went full dark with their cutscenes once they got money. I sometimes watch them as they are very comfy
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>>70012471
>ever thinking a movie adaption of a video game will be good

daily reminder Max Payne couldn't even be done right
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>>70016799
I think she's beautiful anon. I want her to beat me up and rape me desu.
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>>70016799

Because it looks as good as Rachel Nichols in Star Trek, they painted her face and gave her false teeth and called it a day, if they had just given her a few more subtle prosthetics it'd be fine.

also, the hairstyle is shit, looks like a bird's nest, should have pulled it back into a braided ponytail or something.

Pure aesthetic disaster, at least we have Draka.
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I watched it today. It's not as bad as some critics say but it's not good either. The film tries very hard to be epic with plenty of special effects. Sometimes it hits sometimes it misses. There is something strange in the way it's filmed as well that make some scenes looks cheap and out of place. And the acting is bad. It's stil entertaining because it's Warcraft but it's clearly not a masterpiece.
After having watched it I can't understand why They didn't do it entirely in 3D. It would have looked a ton better.
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>>70015379
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>>70012504
>all satire like on /pol/
What an idiot.
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>angry birds, the red pill, smashes expectations
>warcraft, the blue pill, is dead in the water and a complete failure
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>>70016900
FULL CGI MOVIES ARE FOR CHILDREN!
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>>70016896

>tfw no strong orc gf
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>>70016983
>It's stil entertaining because it's Warcraft
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>>70012779
N o
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>>70012976
>bvs was a masterpiece and would have topped 1.4 billion had disney not shilled it so bad
>that denial
Hilarious but also depressing.
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>>70013412
Does he stand on boxes when his in the same scenes as them?
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>>70013754
To get clicks senpai
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>>70016336
Pretty fucking good, kid

get your shit together
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>6 Reviews

So who are these tastemakers?
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>>70014939
I dunno senpai most hardcore wow fans are shutins. Noone is going to try to sit amongst big crowds.
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>>70012471
The dawn of vidyakino was Ratchet and Clank, friend
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>>70012830
Fucking hell, even Tay Tay got blacked?
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>>70012615
>I don't have fun
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>>70012976
>bvs was a masterpiece and would have topped 1.4 billion
Go home DC fans, you're too drunk right now.
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>>70012976
it didn't make 900 million.
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>>70012940

Although this storyline comes from fantasy and is a reflection of European fears and wars against Easterners, like the Ottomans.
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>>70016990
I will erp with you and pretend to be one if you want :)
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>>70012471
What were they thinking
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>>70014038
DELETE THIS
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>>70012940
>predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes

So liberals actually acknowledge this fact, they just refuse to admit it when it doesn't suit them?

It would be so easy to spin this review as racist and get the reviewer fired, because it's not the film that makes the comparison, it's this guy basically equating refugees and muslims with violent, savage hordes of murderous, primitive brutes.
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>>70016455
because it likely is
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>>70016900
>After having watched it I can't understand why They didn't do it entirely in 3D.
dubs fucking confirm. seriously, they haven't made any movie in 3d except for movies meant for kids like disney or pixar. it sucks
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>>70014769
>because Will Smith was based in Fresh Prince

Will Smith wasn't remotely the best actor or character in his own show.
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