>and your OTHER gun
>i never used a gun before
>*Chad hands him a gun* You will now!
>has a knife in the boot
>here take this gun
>hands it to normie protagonist
>wow...its heavy!
>Do you know how to use a gun?
>character doesn't answer but instead ejects the mag and shoves it and back while finishing his grand display by cocking the gun
>everyone looks at him in surprise and awe
>"I never used of these before!"
>gets up, starts shooting
>Hawkeye tier sharpshooter - five bullets six dead guys
>"heh, would you look at that"
>>70004492
haha! looks like what you're annoyed about is a JOKE!
>>70004428
>"What? My dad was a cop"
>Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this bitch!
>>70004591
name me ONE film where this happened
>>70004621
Untitled.jpg
>Did I miss something?
>That's gonna leave a mark!
>>70003982
>>70003982
Name one, ONE thousand films where this happens
>ay up laddy that gun dont beef ye!
>shet yer wilds am gonna scroot 'fore ah loot
>"Wait, what?"
>aims gun
>guncock.mpeg
>swings gun around to aim at someone else
>guncock.mpeg
>Hero points gun at bad guy
>Bad guy looks at gun
>Bad guy picks up flamethrower rocket launcher with a bayonet
>"HEH HEH"
>>70004621
get hard,
he shits out an emergency gun
>protag gives gun to bad guy
>encourages him to pull the trigger
>he does after a small speech
>CLICK CLICK
>empty
>protag attacks him and a fistfight breaks out
>Hero and villain have mid-movie confrontation
>"Come now. We both want the same thing."
>>70004492
>its a FEMALE
>places the gun on MALE chracter's hands while he stands there shocked
>she smugly walks away and winks silly bois
>Characters have guns with them for literally no reason
>Cop precinct
>All male cops at shooting range
>Lady cop walks in
>Men all look at scoff with each other
>Lady cop shoots every target with 100% accuracy
>Walks away as men look in disbelief
>All male cops castrate themselves
>>70005175
and God save the Queen to you too
>Charakter gets shot
>wears Kevlar
>not shot head, arms or leg
>main character gets shot
>it's always in the shoulder
CENTER MASS SHOTS CAN BE NON LETHAL TOO FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD
>the bad guy has cornered the hero who has no ammo left
>BANG
>it was the meek side character who shot the bad guy before he could kill the hero
>>70005277
>Also makes a dumb comment about it like: dude why did it take
So long?
>Yasujiro Ozu film
>pillow shot of laundry drying in a gentle breeze
>*cocks shotgun*
>character has gun inches from the bad guy's head
>misses the shot, probably just damages his eardrums
>"HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?"
>>70005274
I think it's so the character can still be thinking straight.
The pain of getting shot in the stomach must be intense.
>pillow can silence a gun
>punch to the head makes you simply pass out
>female character does anything but dinner or giving birth
>>70005274
>MC gets shot in the shoulder
>Can still fight and move his arm around
>character takes out gun
>very loud, audible mechanical noises
did guns really need a fake unsheathe sound effect?
>>70005460
>anime
kys
>>70005460
>female character does anything but dinner or giving birth
did you watch any movie in the last five years?
>"one step closer and I shoot"
>gun is a single-action only and the hammer is NOT cocked, rendering the gun useless
>people golfing at country club
>don't mention you're Jewish or we will get kicked out
literally has never happened in real life in the last 40 years (at least).
>>70005348
KINO
>>70005540
>image.jpg
>>70005540
Jews still have a victim complex
Then again so does /tv/, and black people on tv isn't nowhere near as bad as mass genocide and 1000 years of segregation
>>70005571
>reply
>>70005583
>Jews still have a victim complex
They're still routinely shit on in pretty much every nation that isn't Israel. I don't really blame them
>villain has sidekick woman at gunpoint
>protagonist: that's a 2003 beretta special acp clip. it only holds nine shots, and you've fir-
>*villain throws female to the ground and a fistfight with the protagonist ensues*
>they refer to a Clip as a "Magazine"
>character is a sniper
>has no spotter
>Guy explains something using words with more than two syllables
>Whoa, speak English doc
>>70005625
>hero enters room and pumps shotgun
>pumps shotgun again when entering each new room
>no shell is ejected
@70005677
That never happened
>character has sex with his wife
>we are supposed to believe it was rape
>the safety is off
>just aim and squeeze
>>70005681
damn she used to be so cute ;-;
>character gets angry
>I'LL GIVE YOU RENT ONCE YOU FIX THIS FUCKING DOOR YOU GODDAMN GREEDY ASS FUCKING JEW!
>>70005856
>character feels proud and happy
>"ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive"
>>70005504
>*UNSHEATHES GUN*
hheh
>character is holding gun
>turns out he's actually holding a knife
every fucking time
>>70004361
It always struck me as odd that they'd keep the knife as far away from their hand as possible.
>baddie realizes last second the hero swapped the bomb with the fake
>"OH SH-"
>explodes
>>70004532
>>70004428
>character is female
>>70003982
>character is defusing bomb
>he's getting nervous
>bomb is reaching zero
>he defuses it at 0:02 becuase defusing at 0:00001 is too cheesy
EVERY TIME
>MC is using a bow
>Even an arrow to the shoulder is enough to instant kill baddies.
>>70005225
god dammit why do they keep doing this
of course she had training, why are they surprised
>>70005277
I've seen this like 50 billion times, it always takes me out of the movie/series
>final scene
>Cop pointing gun at "bad" guy
>Bad guy: Its either you or me(while hand in pocket)
>Cop: I can help you! dont do this! Listen to me!
>[slow motion]Bad guy slowly pulls his hand out
>[Slow motion]cop hesitates but eventually pulls the trigger killing bad guy
>turns out bad guy didnt have a gun on him
>cop runs up to bad guys body: Dammit Johnny why you make me do this!
>character dies with a smile
Camera pulls back and fades to black while sad piano song plays
>Based on a true story
>Johnny was later found not guilty
>In loving memory of Johnny
>Johnny leaves behind 6 children, a loving wife, mother, father and small pet.
>>70006236
>>70006527
>>70006236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>do you expect me to walk, Goldfinger?
>no Mr. Bond, I expect you to fly!
>>70006572
>do you expect me to walk, Gandalf?
>no Mr. Frodo, I expect you to fly
>>70006572
>do you expect me to walk, professor?
>no Mr. Hawkins, I expect you to roll
>>70006554
That's it? /tv/ is weird
>>70005856
Frank Reynolds?
>>70005083
Who am I did it better
>>70005596
"No"
>>70003982
>i like this knife
>You just don't get it, do you?
>>70003982
>soldiers are fighting
>officer gives orders
>"I DIDNT SIGH UP FOR THE SHIT"
>>70005625
KYS
>>70005596
I'm fucking Jewish and not really unless youre hasidic and scamming government out of welfare $
>Character gets knocked out with a rifle butt
>Wakes up feeling a bit groggy
>>70004428
>heh, i played a lot of video games growing up
>>70005348
>character postures with a gun in front of a bunch of blindfolded men
>don't pull the trigger, squeeze it
>sword/knife gets drawn/swung/simply appears in a shot without it moving
>*SCHWING*
>>70005277
This does happen an awful lot
>>70007574
>hot girl walks past
>*SCHWING*
>>70007791
>>70007883
Why don't you shove it up you're f**king ass?
>>70005667
delete this
>>70007434
>character interrogates the blindfolded men about the movie's main villain
>it turns out one of them IS the villain
>>70005667
>character is a sniper
>uses a spotter even though the target is 20 m away
huh fredposting is banned now or what ?
>bad guy holds gun to hostage head
>hostage yells
>just shoot, don't worry about me
>>70005334
>picks up gun
>chick chick
>cocks gun
>chick chick
>moves gun quickly
>chick chick
>aims gun
>chick chick
>fires gun
>no recoil
>chick chick
>>70006492
>it was a watergun
>good guy has the villian at gunpoint
>villian says 'Finish it'
>he doesn't finish it
>>70005583
>1000 years of segregation
>1000 years
>>70006671
That was the AC
>>70007883
>>70006474
Name 50 billion movies where this happens.
