Is this the most quotable show ever?
that would be dateline
OH I'M SAYIN' IT
nothing is more quotable than xavier renegade angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAoRhIzkK4
>>69998601
Probably spongebob
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF ZIMA
I drink the stuff, I live it up
Squidbillies
My body is now your communion
>>69998796
Hilarious but not really quotable, the jokes require context
>>69998601
The Big Bang Theory
>>69998633
HEY HUNGERGAMES.... I'M STILL FULL
>>69998601
Trailer Park boys is really dialogue heavy and has lots of quick quips and jokes.
Seinfeld has a lot of long running, well known jokes as well.
Hey give it up for Hannibal Burgers everyone
Deathbasket
>>69998950
FLOCKA
When does the new season start?
>>69999033
Fucking never, apparently.
"Turn that poop into wine." -L. Ron Hoyabembe
You got a little bug on your shoulder bro
I wish I were Levar Burton
Buzz me mulatto
>>69999223
ANON
MOTHERFUCKER
I don't trust like that
Going to the quad to pick up some Cherokee chicks on the trail of beers you know what I'm sayin bro
C'eeeeeest la vie
about this
We're off the books.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO STUCK HIS NECK OUT FOR BP
BIRD UP
I
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U
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>>69998617
This
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME
>>69999544
You're fired. You hear me? You're fired. You're hired. You're fired.
>>69998943
The abyss, rick? The shit abyss?
>>69998681
this tbqh famalam
I don't trust like that.
DO YOU BELIEVE THE LIES OF SOCIETY???
YOU GOTTA EAT THE LETTUCE
>>69998601
Million Dollar Extreme
Vote for me for class president and I'll put beer in the water fountains... and cameras in the girl's lockerroom! WOOO GO BOBCATS!
BIRD UP! The Worst Show on television
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
YAH BOOBAY
>>69999898
Don't tase me bro
DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN DOC CHICKEN
investigate 3/11
A simple suppertime, about a dime of loooove.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The Statue of Liberty is a narc!
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
EVANGELOS
>>70000894
3/11 should actually be "311"
http://www.311.com/band
Who killed Hannibal?
>>69998681
You nap-uh, you get a slap-uh
EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY
I smell a rapper, whiz whiz. Hip hop rappity roo ha hee ha
>>69998601
Ranch it up Brotendo!
>>69999077
One can only hope
>>70001291
Smash me, mulatto.
MILK MILK LEMONADE
ARE YOU MY FATHER?
>>69999544
>did you get the abortion yet?
>Investigate 3/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-TRR5zBLrI
DADDY GOT HIS JUICE
He's a... man
I go hard in the motherfuckin p***t nigga!
I love the fake celebs so much
What's the best episode and why is it Chance the Rapper and Mel B
>Questlove's in the House
>Centaur
>Black Scientologists
>Mel B
>Curren$y Spoken Word
>Sir, you broke my laptop!
>Henry Rollins
Close runners up:
Lauren Conrad and Reese Witherspoon, The Hannibal Buress Show
>>70001966
I love the one with T Pain and James vanderbeek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzHn8f9cFEw
>>69999944
Ya boopay (x58346)
.>>70001966
>Henry Rollins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv4D0o41Aj8
kek
You ever 69 with a Cherokee chick?
I WAS BORN A WOMAN
I WAS BORN A WOMAN
I WAS BORN A WOMAN
I WAS BORN A WOMAN
>>70002165
On the trail of beers mulatto
I DIG IT I DIG IT I DIG IT
RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?
dream guest star right here
>>69998681
Taste the pain take that taste the pain take that
>>69998601
so that's where trihard on twitch comes from never knew
>>69998681
Wonder showzen is even better desu
>>70002128
Rollins Band free jazz album when
>>69998601
GUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS THE CEELEEEEBRIITYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>70002433
Me and my friends used to feed LSD to this little retarded girl in our neighborhood, we would lock arms around her and go NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
>>69998681
We don't cotton to freaks around these parts.
Me? Ive never even hugged a girl
>>70003077
and it cured her
>>70003615
When you whiz, do you get a sense of KHALIFA?
>>69998617
to catch a predator?
>>69998681
that flute scene was intense
FOCUS. Your dad's here.
SETH ROGEN OUTTED AS KEK
BASED ANDRÉ
https://youtu.be/7hcn5eV8NDI
>>70005193
never gets old
Investigate THREE-ELEVEN.