How do you respond to the criticism that the film is too serious?
>ZACK "I would go back to the Dark Knight argument and say, “Is that a bad thing? What does that mean?” By the way, the most serious movies I’ve made in the past always have irony in them. I just gave it the weight that it deserves as far as the mythological conformation. But it’s still a guy in a red and blue suit fighting a guy in a black suit. I mean, they’re in costumes. The movie is fun, and Batman fights Superman. If you can’t have fun there, then something’s kind of wrong with you."
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/batman-v-superman-married-creative-874799
>>69997508
>>69997508
>But it’s still a guy in a red and blue suit fighting a guy in a black suit. I mean, they’re in costumes. The movie is fun, and Batman fights Superman. If you can’t have fun there, then something’s kind of wrong with you."
Maybe the problem is that it's 2 boring hours of set up with some decent Batman scenes until that happens.
And when it does, it lasts 5 minutes.
>>69997508
>The movie is fun, and Batman fights Superman. If you can’t have fun there, then something’s kind of wrong with you.
What exactly was """fun""" about this?
>>69997612
the action was good
>>69997612
The part where el flasho comes to batman and yells at him in Mexican was pretty fun
>>69997508
Based.
>guy in red and blue fights guy in black
For maybe 5 minutes tops. Did we really need an unexplained nightmare sequence? ANOTHER batman origin story?
Everything relevant to the buildup was drawn out too long.
are those crosshit pl8s. Either way, zack is hack but not due to manchildren reasoning
>BvS was no fun! All dark! Not enough quips!
...
>Batman's 'n-no please don't' gestures as the effects of the Kryptonite wears off
>Bruce: "My foundation's already issued a statement in support of, uh.. books"
>Perry: "Crime wave in Gotham! Other breaking news: Water -- wet!"
>Clark: "Is she with you?" Bruce: "No, I thought she was with you"
>Bruce: "Oh shit"
>Alfred's lines
>Bruce: "I like those shoes"
>>69997751
They spent about 3 minutes on Batman's origin and the fight was longer than 5 minutes
>>69997819
A NICKLE DOESNT COST A DIME ANYMORE, CLARK
HOL UP CLARK, WHERE MUH SPORTS
>>69997819
>Batman's 'n-no please don't' gestures as the effects of the Kryptonite wears off
this was utterly fucking retarded and made me lose all faith completely
batman doesnt get scared
>>69997822
Its 10 minutes
>The problem is you
Thanks, Zack
hi, Henry
>>69997819
Haha!
So fun.
>>69997806
>implying you could outlift based zack lmao
>>69997508
Dummies want more quips, and Snyder isn't going to acquiesce.
>>69997920
It's true capeshit fans are idiots
>>69997887
b-but in BvS both Bats and Supes are discovering themselves on a journey to become the characters we all know and love from the comics!
luther made it unserious
Based Zack doing what needs to be done.
>>69997920
He's right.
BvS was a masterpiece. Most critics and audience members are simply too used to infantile Marvel trash and that hurt its reception.
>>69998096
He was funny intentionally and unintentionally
>>69997508
>Marvelfags are deluded enough to think he's wrong
>Martha: People are afraid of what they don't understand
>Luthor: Too big for little minds
Zack is literally making fun of all the people and critics who don't see how much of a masterpiece BvS really is
Based Zack telling it like it is.
Get fucked marveldrones
>>69997887
You're an idiot if you actually think that.
>>69998138
he fed some government official a jolly rancher? among other things. his entire character was comic relief.
>>69998279
everyone in the theatre laughed
>>69997508
>275
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
>>69998279
>The lolly Lex feeds the guy is cherry flavoured
>Cherry trees also provide food for the caterpillars of several Lepidoptera (moths and butterflies)
>Caterpillars, moths, and butterflies all undergo a metamorphosis encased in a chrysalis
>The scene is when Lex is demanding all the things that will eventually allow him to create Doomsday
>Doomsday undergoes creation within a chrysalis
HOW
DEEP
DOES
IT
GO?
>>69997819
>Clark: "Is she with you?" Bruce: "No, I thought she was with you"
>Marvel nu-males hate Snyder
I'm not surprised. After all, their idols are Peyton Reed and Joss Whedon.
Seeing an alpha male like Zack Snyder causes them to remember how they were bullied by an alpha male and uncomfortable and lash out the only way they know how -impotently typing out hateful words on a Japanese jpeg board. Some, like Ant-Man director Peyton Reed when shown a statement from a capeflick rumor monger saying "DC directors can physically beat up Marvel directors," choose to withdraw into safe spaces instead. It's little wonder why /tv/ connects with Marvel more.
Men are meant to be strong in mind and body. Aren't those the values of superheroes, the reason these characters impressed you as a kid? The divide between DC and Marvel isn't just about the quality in filmmaking (where DC obviously win). Some people grew up reading comics, looked up to their heroes and decided to follow their paths. They hit the gym and became better, healthier persons: leaders, alphas. Meanwhile, others neglected their bodies, because their minds stayed weak, they remained scared and pathetic manchildren even in middle age. If real life was a superhero comics, these guys would be the villains' victims at best and the villains themselves at worst. Would you really trust them to bring the true spirit and meaning of superheroes to the screen, when at their deepest core they cannot possible understand these values?
>>69997508
The one true kinographer, Lord Zacharias Snyder.
>>69997508
Fucking based.
>>69997958
BASED
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>38 / 9 / 22 / 2
hm
okay, carry on
>>69997508
>The movie is fun
Maybe if you're high off your ass or are Zack Snyder. It was fucking bleak and anti-fun, which can be made to work but this just didn't.
The most "fun" part was the piss jar scene, and even that's not something you can really enjoy, it's just cringey.
>>69997508
If the bar aint bendin, your only pretendin
>>69999609
only normalfag plebs would cringe at that. I did think it was funny though. How were you not entertained by the Batman scenes?
>>69999810
I like how that scene transitions from comedy to horror. Holly Hunter's always great and this scene was no exception.
I enjoyed the movie, it's not a masterpiece, but it was much better than Rises and all the other Supes movies.
>>69999810
'normalfag plebs' would hardly think twice about it
the only people complaining about it are on the internet, it's not some wide complaint, most of the complaints aren't for that matter the only one close is the 'dour' 'joyless' one along with 'incoherent' which came later
>>69998630
Yeah
But at least they're not manlets like Snyder
Why is he so literally perfect bros?
>>69997887
My batman doesn't do that!
not everything's about you bud
>>69997508
"Is it really surprising that the most powerful man in the world should be a figure of controversy?"
>>70001270
wasn't even scared
it was a simple oh shit moment, a small gag
>>69998630
Is this a pasta?
>>70001270
I thought that was awesome. Nothing in Bruce's street-level career could have prepared him for facing a being that powerful. I thought it was a nice touch showing him momentarily afraid.
>>70001307
Not to me.
>>70001307
fucking alley
Amazing how Snyder makes a film that is literally critic proof
Like, if you hate it, you are literally meta commentary for the people, the degenerates in the film who slander Superman
If you hate MoS and BvS you're a fucking fraud
>>69997819
>Bruce: I bet with that dress 9 out of 10 men would let you
get away with anything.
>Diana: But, you're the 10th.
>Bruce: Mmm.I guess I am the first,to see through that babe in the woods act.You don't know me,but, I've known a few women like you.
>Diana: Oh, I don't think you've ever
known a woman like me.
>These movies are joyless slogs.Watch on YouTube for best results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPbzrhfjlmk
https://youtu.be/mTpzhfH8vC8?list=PL42rZ9F2TCklQr2PKp7qhdPro-foWyuZD&t=72
He's one of us, bros.
>>70001548
>WATCHING THE GAME HAVING A BUD
KINO FUCK THE MARVEL KIDDIES
>>70001385
That is why BvS is true Cape Kino.
A subtle pun on the subversive minds in both DCEU & RL
