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why is this so bad
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not enough lens flares
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So generic
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not enough green hot chicks
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>>69995352

This is what happens when you hire the director of Fast and the Furious to make a scifi movie.

They played themselves.
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>>69995352
It is a fine poster for an action sci-fi movie. However it does not give off a star trek vibe at all.
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It's literally a force awakens poster, baby
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>>69995352
That poster is really, really, seriously cool. Why do you say it's bad?
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>>69995352

>Atypical symmetry
>Warm neon color palette
>Handsome men staring
>Motorcycles

This is the Refn of Star Trek posters, I'd imagine you fuckrs would love it.
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>Dr. Lens Flare not directing
>Orci and Kurtzman not writing
>Lindelof not allowed within ten city blocks of the production

So everything that ruined the last two movies is gone

>Simon Pegg script
>Lin is an autistic Trek fan

I confess to cautious optimism, which is a lot more than I had about STID
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>>69995587
and the movie is going to be awesome, expect some bullshit stunts in space, fuck you
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>>69995352
Hold on why is Rey pale with long white hair?

Finn is a girl now?

Is that Snoke's eye?
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>>69995352
>Sulu, Chekov and McCoy cucked out of a poster appearance
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The motorcycle ruins it, it looks out of place
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Its going to bad any how.

Not worth...

>Paying for a Ticket
>Supporting CBS or Paramount Period
>Watching the new series in 2017

Their is every reason in the fucking universe that true Trekkies known.
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>>69995670
Star Trek 2009 was incredible though.
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>>69995352

>an internal combustion motorcycle
>in Star Trek
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>>69995928
gotta put chicks in there to establish they have the not-gays
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2Fast2Federation
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It just FEELS so Star Trek
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>>69997265
you can't actually see the mechanism, also who's to say they didn't crash on a planet belonging to a pre-warp civilization?
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>>69997402
What is Captain America doing in Star Trek?
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>wah not muh star trek

Looks rad as fuck. Based Lin based VA. Get fucked nerds
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>>69995352
Are they fucking serious? There's a place for redundant kirk with that idiotic bike but no place for bones???????
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>>69995352
except zoe saldana is hot as fuck and the first two nutreks were better than 90% of all other trek canon sources. cast is literally perfect, lin is deec and ur a fag
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