>ywn be the cynical owner of a local coffee shop in a sleepy connecticut town
>>69984234
>tfw qt girls compare you to Luke all the time
now if only more of these sluts actually watched gilmore girls i might have my dick fall off
>>69984234
>ywn have Jess as your bf
just drown me in coffee already
Luke a shit when he got with Lorelei.
>>69986423
like most western men?
single men are awesome. rarely do anything to fuck over other peoples lives...until they enter a relationship.
>>69986100
Life is pain
I'm team Jess all the way. Dean was just some jumped up moron farm boy and Logan was a straight up asshole.
>you will never get with Lanet
>tfw I respect Luke for having good character, but sometimes he's Lorelai's orbiter. I wish he was able to tell her to fuck off sometimes
>tfw Alexis Bledel will never take a bus to New York just to spend a day with you in her plaid school uniform
JDIMSA
>>69986616
she got super fucking cute
bump for rory ;_;
You know this board has shit taste when GG threads always fail to pick up.
>>69986616
>>69986923
>keiko agena was 27 when the series started
how do white women compete
>>69988600
Man when I was like 20 I lost my virginity to a 29 year old Chinese girl while I was living in Shanghai.
We went to a Halloween party and she showed up in a Japanese schoolgirl costume. She could've passed as fucking 16 and she was 9 years older than me.
Being white in Asia is amazing. I'm like a 5/10 here and there I can't go out without chicks buying me drinks.
>>69988253
Yep. Can't wait for the new season.
>>69988600
>she was older than I am now
>16 years ago
what in the actual fuck
>>69988736
what do you do in shanghai i need an escape from america and would like to fuck older asian qt's
>>69988736
iktfb
>be me
>waiting in line for iPhone 6 in berkeley
>qt Asian girl behind me
>probably in first/second year
>we start talking
>she mentions her job
>I ask where assuming it's some part-time shit at Starbucks or whatever
>mfw she's a practicing doctor
>mfw she's 30
I need to travel to Asia
>>69988946
I was doing an internship in marketing but if you wanna go to China they're always hiring English teachers.
I met a lot of friends there that were English teachers. Basically they have good pay, easy hours and little accountability. Show up to class with some basic lesson plan, teach them words, laugh at the silly western names their parents gave them. I had this friend Monica from Poland and she had students named 'Bucket' and 'Flying' and silly shit like that.
Who here wants Paris and Rory to dominate them with a cattle prod ?
>>69984234
Rory is the typical female who loves to be provided for by men(the first beta was building her a car...) while despising this, through being reminded of her easy life for being:
-a woman
-not a an ugly woman
-a family which has a network
-loving to spread her legs (especially when it suits her)
her friend paris is the same with being fucked by the writer.
I did wank to her though. I loved when she cried in her bathroom and asking why logan did not like her back.
I also wanted to take Paris and Rory in douple penetration
>>69990059
I'd rather just be pegged by the both of them.
>>69986781
>but sometimes he's Lorelai's orbiter.
more like all the time.
>>69988253
We've had some epic GG threads in the past, I guess you just weren't around. Great series, in my top 10
RIP Edward Herrmann?
>>69990220
at least the few times he decided to stop talking to her it got to her and he relished in it
who here would do the grandma? I would
Netflix better be working on a Bunheads revival I swear to god
>>69990672
I'd like to see Emily dom Lorelai and Rory while Paris gives me an aggressive handy
>>69986516
Dean is the only likable love-interest Rory had, I felt genuinely sorry for him after she screwed him over not once but twice.
God Paris was a nice tramp. Paris is more extravert than rory. Rory is the shy whore, waiting to be liberated by a future cuck.
>>69984234
>tfw you want to be a Luke but you're a Kirk
at least Kirk got a qt gf in the end
>>69990975
yes goy, feel sorry for betas
>>69991044
Of course I feel sorry for them, I am one
how do i get a parisfu?
>>69991259
guest star on scandal and rape her :^)
