>1630+386
>not living deliciously
his nose looks like ayy lmao
>STILL liking Golem
What have you don't to live deliciously today?
I put a chocolate frosted brownie in chocolate ice cream, waited for the ice cream to melt, then ate it.
>>69982983
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
I haven't watched the film and I don't intend to. Is the goat the bad guy? Is it just some epick Satan symbolism?
>>69983049
Oh fuck, jesus fuck, that sounds dangerously delicious for a stoned moment like this.
>>69983189
It's not epic satan symbolism,it's an actual Satan. And yes he's a bad guy.
>>69983189
>Is the goat the bad guy?
From my point of view the prideful, hypocritical Father was the bad guy.
>>69983189
He's just a cutie pie looking for a fig
>>69983049
Had avocado toast with capers, masturbated
>>69983278
For you.
>>69983342
Why the fuck is this meme still funny for me, am I autisterade?
>>69983375
You're pure evil
>>69983375
It's still funny to most posters. Well, the ones who matter anyway.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.
>>69983342
Well, you got to live deliciously! What's the next step of your master plan?
>>69983375
Corrupted
By
Satan
Does abuse of prescription pills count Black Philip?
>>69983486
Only if you take the whole bottle.
>>69983049
>>69983325
These are both excellent. I will be getting drunk on wine later this evening and receiving oral sex.
>>69983471
Washing this down.
Q: What small British territory is Anya Taylor-Joy from?
A:The Isle O' Mao
>>69983529
If that's what would please, I'll do any and all to enter your kingdom
>Black Phillip, I conjure thee to speak to me. Speak as thou dost speak to Jonas and Mercy. Dost thou understand my English tongue? Answer me.
>What dost thou want?
>What canst thou give?
>Wouldst thou like the taste of butter and pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
>Yes.
>Wouldst thou like to see the world?
>What will you from me?
>Dost thou see a book before thee?... Remove thy shift.
>I cannot write my name.
>I will guide thy hand.
thomasin!!!!!!!!!!
>>69983830
>Answer me.
>>What dost thou want?
Post yfw he actually responded
>>69983566
Here's your reee.
WOAH-OH BLACK PHILLIP, A-BAM-A-LAMB-A-LAMB
WOAH-OH BLACK PHILLIP, A-BAM-A-LAMB-A-LAMB
>>69983922
>>69983830
>Remove thy shift.
What did he mean by this?
>>69983284
And the point of view in the movie. Satan is a given--hypocrisy is human.
>>69984044
Shift is an old-timey word for body-length undergarment.
>Even director Robert Eggers wasn't safe from Charlie's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Charlie turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of a farm and yelled cut? Maybe the monkeys in suits would forget their trained routine of cutting wood' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play Black Phillip, or is Black Phillip something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Charlie had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if you lived deliciously? Would you buy a nice dress?' and 'Lights. Camera. Butter.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct."
>>69982532
>1630 was 386 years ago
>Puritan
>Not knowing how to write
No wonder they got kicked out, they were fucking retarded.
>>69983688
Kek. Also nicely dubbed.
>>69984141
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>69984141
This week really sucks so far, but I have enjoyed many great loves here and on /ck/. This makes me happy a little bit.
>>69984141
Damn that took me a while to get... wild combination of memes
>>69983922
fucking spooked me good
Just take the survey, please. 5 fuckin questions.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1t9cxzrjAE8uTTYCpko_BugNhGeGv9OWlDLZJN3TF2IA/viewform
>>69985272
I just did it do I have a virus now or you're hacking me or something?
>>69983830
I thought this scene was amazing
>>69984044
he meant 'i want me an eyeful o dem tits'
>>69983830
That cut after "I will guide thy hand" gave me chills.
>>69985272
You should have more than three options for enjoyment. I liked all the movies (a lot more than is connoted by "meh") but The Witch is on a different level entirely mi familia.
>>69985272
>28-35 in one bracket
Fuck you and fuck your fucking survey
>>69985409
It was one of the most exhilarating sequences or few minutes in recent cinema
>>69983830
I also thought the use of shadow and darkness was really well done
I'm really excited to show this to my friends when we're at my friend's cabin up north in the woods. Going to be extremely spoopy
>>69985729
>28-35 in one bracket
>tfw literally in the middle
>>69982532
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>>69983049
I will be trying this later tonight.
>>69983455
>used to volunteer at an SPCA barn for rescued animals
>mostly took care of the horses and their stalls
>chill for the most part--my favorite horse was "Lucky," a horse whose eyes had to be removed because of abuse. He was really sweet and followed his friend "Clover" who acted as his seeing eye horse I guess.
>anyway, one horse, "Lady," would always flip a shit in the winter when things got icy on the paths
>I had 8 years worth of experience taking care of horses, but Lady scared the shit out of me
>she'd crane her neck to the side and start bucking for no god damn reason
>in the stall
>in the pasture
>when I was trying to clean her
>vets couldn't figure out wtf was wrong with her
No joke, that one scene of the goat bucking like that scared the shit out of me more than anything in the movie. Pissed off animals suck.
>>69986071
>>chill for the most part--my favorite horse was "Lucky," a horse whose eyes had to be removed because of abuse. He was really sweet and followed his friend "Clover" who acted as his seeing eye horse I guess.
I didnt come here to feel
>>69983922
>>69983922
I hope everyone who wanted to see VVitch saw it early enough to not be spoiled by Black Phillip threads, because that scene was fucking excellent.
>>69983922
I found the rabbit much creepier than that dumb goat
>>69986212
It's ok anon, Lucky and Clover are in adjacent stalls and get plenty of carrots and the occasional horse treat. It's Spring now so they'll be able to roam the pasture together soon, too.
>>69986525
>dumb goat
>>>/reddit/
>>69983922
>>69986642
goats are literally the dumbest farm animals
>>69986494
i got it spoiled before i saw it and that scene still creeped the shit out of me
Black Philip will save kino.
>>69983189
Hes the hero of the story
>>69983922
>tfw impure thoughts about thomasin
>>69986594
That's really sweet thanks anon
>>69983922
Woah
This was a really boring movie why are you still posting about it?
Let's say the non-supernatural fags are rights.
What happened to the baby then? Even if Thomasin was "the witch" how did she get rid of the baby so fast? You can bet the family searched high and low for it.
>there are people that think the baby mush scene is a dream
Jesus.
>>69983688
She was kind of pretty in the film what's going on with this pic?
>>69987058
We don't know how much time elapsed between when she was given the baby to look after and when she alerted her family it was missing. It could have been hours, plenty of time to just go in the woods and bash the baby's head against a tree, hiding the body among some leaves.
That'd make the search a lot harder, especially if some scavenger got hold and started tearing it apart.
>>69987058
The biggest problem with the non-supernatural reasoning is that there wasn't just 1 point of view and everyone experienced it together. Especially the son and father hunting. The father pointed the rifle at the rabbit and the gun malfunctioned on them. It's not like the son saw it shoot while the father hallucinated. They're hallucinations would have had to be synced together.
>>69987164
alium disguise fields can partially fail sometimes
Why didn't they just kill the witches? They didn't know any offensive spells.
>>69983830
>ywn experience that moment for the first time again
>ywn watch the ending in the theater like it should be watched instead of your laptop screen in your living room
>>69987053
go back to watching unfriended
>>69984044
Witches are brides of Satan.
He was going to mount Thomasin and give her virgin cunt a good 10 inches of fat goat dick.
>>69987453
>Going to the cinema to see anything other than action/adventure film
>>69983830
>tfw no qt illiterate gf
>>69983284
>>69983189
I think the movie is self-punishment through religion so noone is the bad guy. The world of the movie functions on the assumption that the father, is actually RIGHT. Satan is real and he is everywhere. Noone's soul is intrinically saved and everything is awful because satan is at every corner and hell is impossible to escape. Because their goat, IS SATAN, and his daughter, does become an actual witch. I think the point is that this way to think is no way to think at all, because why would you want this? I think this is backed up by the fact that the movie is a compilation of recorded thoughts and words from the time.
The Black Philip scene is sick as hell though.
>pecking on the bloody nipple of a hallucinating woman in her 40s
Dunno if the raven was living that deliciously lads
>>69983967
>>69987624
You are the problem.
>>69987624
>flicks
>>69987624
>wasting your money in the cinema to watch generic cgi marvel action shit instead of supporting well made kino
stay pleb
>>69986525
>rabbit
>>69985409
>>69985754
I have a feeling that scene it's going to be iconic in a couple of years. One of the best representations ofSatanon screen for sure
>>69983967
kek
>>69982532
so did all the family members end up going to hell?
the dad obviously did since he was so prideful but what about the others?
>>69987795
The mother tried to commit murder and coveted the chalice, the son lusted after his sister, the baby was unbaptized and the twins were slothful while literally consorting with Satan, same with Thomasin (who literally became a witch.)
They all went to hell.
>>69987795
They were Calvinists so of course they went to Hell
I am still haunted by this film, more than a week after watching it
A timeless masterpiece. The same league as The Shining, dare I say
>>69987795
baby was unbaptized and went to hell
caleb was witched, probably in hell
father was prideful and went to hell
mother tried killing her child, guess she went to hell
twins were just fucked, possibly in heaven but if you accept their calvinistic beliefs, probably in hell
thomasin proceeded to live the delicious life, dancing naked in the woods with the coven of witches and black phillip, reveling in damnation
>>69983922
>>69987683
>>69987719
>>69987735
Kino should be experienced at home surrounded by your enlightened friends and family. The cinema is for Blockbusters and intense action movies
>>69987795
Yes, the movie presents a world where it is very easy to go to hell. Or you can argue that the older son is saved while he dies, so everyone is? I think the movie is meant to present a hell world though.
>>69987927
why didn't the dad beat thomasin for emasculating him and pointing out he can't provide for his family?
>>69988100
i hate you
>>69988087
The son was cursed, you could argue him vomiting out the apple and giving that praise to on high shows he was saved, but it's a big "maybe."
>>69988100
That's not a very christian thing to do.
How do I live the delicious life? Life is depressing atm.
>>69988016
>I am still haunted by this film, more than a week after watching it
Same, fucking weird, because i didn't find it scary at all (felt more like a classic fairytale) and i thought that Satan was actually charming as fuck and made a lot of sense in that barn scene, but once a week i think about it at night and get spooked
>>69988142
Neither is letting your daughter take the blame for something you did.
>>69982532
Absolutely delicious
FUCKING HELL, loved the movie. The ending scene was GOAT
>thanks to the OST
>and that qt3.14
>>69988079
>>69988087
Pretty sure son's final vision wasn't him being saved, it was Satan speaking through him and mocking everyone around and their faith
>>69988087
It's very classic folklore; the new world is the last bastion of Satan, and the pilgrims were the vanguard of Christ breaking into it. The woods were evil, and the witches lived in the woods.
Worse, it's easy to be damned; a lifetime of good will get you saved, but it takes one slip-up to lose that spot in Paradise.
>>69988200
is this semen demon the witch that raped caleb?
>>69987927
>>69987979
>>69988053
thats what i figured.
>>69988246
that makes sense, i mean, he already gave into his sin in the woods and then got witched because of it. him reciting prayers in the house was him just being puppetted basically
>>69983922
was pretty high when i saw this in theaters so everything in the beginning including baby
mashing scene went a bit over my head, so i kind of missed the fact that there was an actual witch living in the woods. BUT it was pretty exciting watching the movie not knowing whether their was actual witchcraft going on or it was just religious hysteria and/or them losing it.
>>69983922
>>69983922
>>69988181
It weirds me out because it presents a situation in which I would be willing to sell my soul, which is fucking disturbing. That complete submission to evil in the final scene and entering the woods made me feel like I was the one corrupted.
>>69983922
Shit was the icing on the turd cake to be honest.
>>69983922
http://www.strawpoll.me/10291374
http://www.strawpoll.me/10291132
>>69988641
I'd sell my soul even without Satan killing all my family and setting me up - can you imagine, not just living in 1630, but living in a hut in the middle of nowhere with you religious nut of a father? That's a terrible life, might as well have fun(and possibly live forever?) with Black Phillip
>>69983922
>>69983049
>>69983231
...So you enjoy the taste of butter you asked Satan for?
>>69983189
Don't let them troll you, anon. It's just a goat that has a few good moments in the movie. The rest is epic memeing.
watched this on my laptop, through shitty headphones, travelling on a ferry. So maybe thats why i'm not feeling the hype. I wasn't even slightly spooked
>>69987648
It's just a story, bro. A story from that specific time told in a modern medium in a 100% consequent way.
CORRUPTION THOU ART MY FATHER
>>69987927
>The mother tried to commit murder and coveted the chalice
Didn't she also sign the book?
>>69988246
It was typical exuberant Song of Solomon praise for Christ, that was not bizarre in that time or place. It's obviously meant to be ambigious, whether it's real, false or if he's just delirious
>>69989349
Love that line, reminds me of "Jesus wept" at the end of Hellraiser
>>69988016
It's good at what it is, but you are giving it WAY too much credit. It was a compact and well executed original movie, but in no way is it in the same league as the Shining.
And if you simply compared them for both being 'horror' films, I d'say they are entirely different things, still.
>>69989354
Maybe, since the Raven was literally eating her nipple.
>>69987624
Even if this is bait -Kill yourself and leave this board.
Was there anything to sugggest the father also incestually covetted Tomasin? I never noticed anything
>>69989327
I watched it on my laptop and was absolutely spooked. It was completely dark in my room though and I have always been a giant puss when it comes to scary movies.
>>69989530
I'd argue the same. Undeniable artistic dedication from the sets, costume, dialog, and well executed story. The tension and dread only grows through the whole movie and it plays the whole thing 100% serious. If there's any recent horror movie that deserves to be compared to The Shining, I can't think of any better one than The Witch.
>>69989890
That book series is what got me interested in horror. Comfy as fuck.
>>69989799
Not that I noticed, but that's one of several things I'm going to look for when I rewatch. I suppose it's very possible that the mom was jealous because she was aging while Thomasin is becoming a woman.
>>69989799
Nope, not at all
>>69989799
Nope. Just Caleb staring intently at that delicious milky flesh.
>>69989327
>watching films on a laptop
/tv/ is cancer
>Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
>>69988806
hmmmmm
![The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_[2016.05.23_15.51.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GCOHezU.jpg "The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_[2016.05.23_15.51.18].jpg")
>>69986818
>her name ends in "sin"
>thou expects us to not have the most lewd thoughts
Can someone please post a picture of the big reveal of Black Phillip turning into satan, is it scary? Just curious to see what it looks like.
>>69991138
You should really watch the movie
I thought it was very good and I have really good taste
>>69991138
watch the movie anon it's worth it and only an hour and a half
>>69991138
you see one of his goat feet moving, and then when the other goat foot should come into frame, it's a black leather boot and he has transformed. he kind of looks like a pirate with that triangle hat and spurs on his boots. you can't really see him, just his visage.
>>69983830
>>69983884
>>69988828
>>69991054
>tfw no witch gf
just hex me already ;_;
>>69991391
You can very brieflysee his face
>>69991456
>not tfw no witch sister gf
>>69991138
You really don't see anything, which is why it's so good.
why was the dad such a dick?
>>69991391
>pirates
>spurs
Pick one imbecile
>>69988053
>caleb was witched, probably in hell
Caleb accepted the Lord again with his dying breath, probably went to heaven.
>twins were just fucked, possibly in heaven but if you accept their calvinistic beliefs, probably in hell
Twins went to hell for being annoying little shits. Fuck them.
I asked /k/ how you could mount a defense against the witch.
They said
White ash
Cut and burn down the forest
Fecal covered punji stick traps everywhere
Rock salt buck shot
I watched this shit you FUCKING faggots I will never listen to teevee meme advice again
FUCKING garbage borefest
>>69988200
>you will never know the feel of being with a girl this attractive
Why live
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDV9gKwtBiS/
What did she mean by this?
>the kid got a kiss from a hottie
Just end me
>>69982532Which torrent
>>69991675
I know that feel. Same thing happened to me with the babadook. I will not even pirate it follows if /tv/ includes it is in its "horror kino" triumvirate.
>>69991474
>>69991675
>>69991887
Who let the plebs in here? Begone.
Eat and dick and die you pathetic shill
![The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.01.07_[2016.05.23_14.06.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2kKFxv8.jpg "The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.01.07_[2016.05.23_14.06.32].jpg")
>>69992612
What did he mean by this?
I don't know about you guys but it really took me out of the film when he handed Thomasin the $50 Applebees coupon. Does that even count as living deliciously?
>>69992982
Do you think she suffers from having her eyes being so big? Maybe pollen?
>>69992982
>>69993193
ayy lmao QTs really do it for me desu lads
>>69982532
I bet she can judge distances really well
>>69991675
>>69991887
not enough cheap jumpscares for you?
get out plebs
>>69987927
>the son lusted after his sister
Sometimes I masturbate to my older sister. I usually feel guilty about it..I can't help myself because she is very attractive. I am going to hell, lads?
>>69993323
Truly great horror kino can scare you without cheap jumpscares. The Babadook and VVitch wasnt one of them.
>>69993421
No. It is natural to lust after qt sisters.
>>69993459
What movies scare you?
>>69983059
you're nose looks like an alien, goat
>>69986494
I didn't have it spoiled but wasn't the ending still completely obvious? I'm not boasting, but I actually called the ending way ahead of time.
>>69990831
muh
dick
>>69993289
Does that mean she can more accurately gauge how small my pathetic white cock is?
>>69986594
You carry the fire.
>>69993421
I used to masturbate in my sister's bed, wear her clothes, and walk around the house in just a towel when I was home alone with her. I think it's pretty normal for kids to have fantasies about each other overall.
>>69993581
I want to fuck her like arabbit
>>69993700
go on...
>>69993581
goddamn
>>69993539
Paranormal activity, The Grudge, The Women in Black
>>69993747
>without cheap jump scares
>>69993289
Wow that's actually a creepy pic
>>69993581
I honestly think thomasin is more attractive.
Cute >>>>>>>> Sexy
>>69993771
The Ring, The Shining, Pee Wee Hermens Big Adventure
>>69993820
Thomasin is for marrying, witch is for mind blowing satanic sex.
>>69983284
THEN YOU ARE LOST
>>69993821
Big Top Pee-wee is scarier, plen
>40% of posters are over 23
It's good to see that people are ACTUALLY here forever, and I don't have to move on to somewhere else cause I've become too old eventually, I've been sitting in the largest age percentile of /tv/ for over 4 years I think
>Put 'meh' for babadook and IF cause I've never seen them
>>69993747
You have the taste of a 16 year old girl
fucking pleb
>>69993952
What do you mean by this?
>>69993581
>tfw live in Sydney and know that she's friends of friends of mine
I need to make something happen brehs
>>69994058
A pretty 16 year old girl?
>>69993952
come on, man. if you haven't seen them just leave them blank
>>69994123
survey>>69985272
>>69994128
Do it. Do it for all of us.
Get us pics too
>>69984141
>What if you lived deliciously
>>69983922
THESE GOAT MEMES ARE MAKING ME WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
JUST STARTING.
GOT ROASTED PIG TO ENJOY WITH IT.
>>69995568
I guess that means you're living deliciously
>>69991138
You never actually see goat talk, and goat's transformation into satan is handled subtly. I would like to have seen goat speak or even just see goat face during his lines but it was handled well.
>>69982532
When do we talk about the bonus situation ?
>>69993842
>When her hand popped up on the back of the kids head.
>>69996055
worth it?
>>69987091
>>69987058
This, what the fuck? I've been avoiding these threads until I watched it and just did today. People actually think there was no witch in the woods?
>>69995976
When did this meme occur, I've never taken a break from /tv/ for at least a few years and I've always loved alien. Anyway, the witch is a pretty good movie, it made me wish I had a pretty dress
