What does /tv/ want from Star Wars Episode 8, that 7 fucked up on?
>>69980827
at the end of the movie, i'd like it if some of the characters changed in some way since the beginning of the movie
>>69980827
Give luke his green lightsaber
>>69980827
It's already dead. The tone has been set. The implications have been made clear.
>>69981139
this, unfortuantely
>>69980827
>Darth Plaguis is Snoke
>Jedi temple
>Luke duel
>Luke Reys father confirmed
>force ghosts, dunno how i feel about ewan mcgregor doing it since alec guiness did these in OT - qui gon or yoda would be cool
>R2 and BB8 banter
not sure what else famalam
Just make the whole thing about Luke and relegate Rey to the sidelines.
an actual antagonist
An original plot
>>69980827
Rey to show her titties
>>69980827
>that 7 fucked up on
hm ????
>>69981704
>>69980827
Rey getting raped.
Less white people.
>>69981828
Again?
>>69981954
Full penetration
>>69982054
By who?
Jar Jar is Snoke
Finally a confirmation to the theory. The prequels would become true kino once it's confirmed that he really is the key to all of this.
>>69980827
Rey getting BLACKED
>>69981718
birch got a gilbert gottfried ass face
>>69982098
Luke Skywalker.
>>69981413
This is the correct answer
>>69981704
>he doesn't know
>>69981872
*Fewer
I want a character to be two weeks away from retirement and then get shot and say "damn, I was two weeks away from retirement" and then die tragically.
>>69982098
*Whom
>>69982102
He already is the key to all of this
>>69981764
Kek'd hard
>>69982347
doesn't know what?
Brick on literal brick and roids in space
Rians gonna kill it lads. I sense something, a presence Ive not sensed since....
![rian-johnson-image__121115015556[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ujEIGAD.jpg "rian-johnson-image__121115015556[1].jpg")
Leave starkino to me.
I want there to be depth to the characters, I want the film to take risks, to ask questions of the viewer that won't necessarily be answered.
basically I don't want it to be Star Wars
>>69980827
Am I only one who didn't watch TFA on principle knowing it was an unoriginal cash-grabbing rehash of ANH?
>>69984532
I smell kino in the air
>>69984670
I saw TFA 12 times in the cinéma
>>69980827
sell the franchise back to Lucas at a loss, and hopefully he can salvage what's left of it
>>69984798
Jesus christ no
>>69980827
It doesn't matter what I want, in the end there will be a disappointment.
>>69984798
Fuck off, Lucas
7 was fine
not enough Jar Jar
Jar Jar is the key to this whole thing
>>69980827
Phasma actually being a threat and not a joke waste of time.
Of course even if she captures Rey and Finn alive, that won't make up for her being responsible for getting a planet sized battlestation destroyed and being a hypocrite who tries to save herself rather than die for the FO.
>>69984798
I'm sorry George
>>69980827
I need more backstory and delevopement for Kylo Ren, why he really betrayed Luke and how?
Also, made Captain Phasma a good villain and show the knights doing cool things
>>69980827
>space
>adventure
>less actors thinking rushing around = intense
NEW SHIPS
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vision, risks, and actual character development
im done with star wars now, ive never been so disappointed in something as i was with TFA. i may perhaps stream it eventually, no way are those jews getting any more of my bennies
![gallery_movies-felicity-jones[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dlm81GI.jpg "gallery_movies-felicity-jones[1].jpg")
Better waifus.
>>69980827
they fucked the series beyond salvation on VII,
going with rebels vs empire 2.0 again was simply retarded.
>>69980827
Get rid of Rey.
Fuckin' xenomorph looking bong bitch.
>>69985917
The series got fucked over a decade ago. Star Wars is shit.
Rey raped
>>69984670
I saw it 7 times in the theater. Its great, you just decided you were going to hate the movie on principle no atter what.
Fun fact: the evil "cashgrabbing" corporation made a better and more genuine movie than Lucas did. Despite all his claims of being an auteur, Lucas was the fag who made jar jar because "kids'll love him!"
>>69985243
The joke is that the First Order is run by a bunch of losers. Phasma being a coward and a hypocrite was the point
The problem is that youre measuring the worth of a character based on how badass they are
>>69985991
>>69985999
The prequels were better than this garbage.
>>69985984
you delet your post right now fuccboi
or I shit down your throat
>>69986084
lmao
>>69986118
you first
Why is he so beautiful bros?
>>69984670
I saw it once hoping Disney would give it the Marvel treatment,
what a fucking dissapointment.
>>69986084
Youre delusional if you actually believe that
And if you say "hurr durr the prequels were original!!!111!!" Youre just outing yourself as a retard
>>69985910
>>69986198
>>69985998
MaRAPE Sue
before the /co/ prequelniggers start their usual shitposting spree
GUIDE TO STAR WARS CANON
CANON
>Star Wars
>Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
NON-CANON
>Literally everything else including movies,videogames,novels,animated series,comic books,toys,coloring books...etc
>>69986084
at least the prequels have pottery and memes,
TFA is soulless and forgettable.
>>69986266
Ok? Don't reply to me ever again.
>>69982102
This is the only way that I would watch any of the new films.
I'm not boycotting the films, or in anyway angry who they decided to cast. But a few years ago I spent a long time away from home and someone had all the EU books on Kindle. I read them and I have in my own head on what happened after Return of the Jedi. The new movies are different. No Mara Jade, no Solo kids, no Wedge still being a hero.
>>69986266
ISWYDT
>>69980827
>Snoke is actually that tall
>Less snarky dialogue
>Not a clone of Empire Strikes Back
>Luke wrecking shit with the force
>>69986493
>MUH EU
Is not a valid criticism of TFA. btw Mara jade and thrawn are shit. If youre mad wedge isnt in the movie blame Denis Lawson for refusing to come back.
>Luke being badass
>One of the MCs being tempted by the dark side
>Luke actually having some dark side in him, which will be exploited in this movie
>good action
thats it really
>>69986552
snoke actually is that tall, his species grows to 8-9 feet. i think pablo hidalgo said this? im not sure
>>69986562
I'm not being critical of the movie at all, I just don't want to watch it. Like I said I'm not angry at anything, just not the story I want to get into. I'm not going to pay money to watch a story that I'm not interested in.
However if I found out that Jar Jar was Snoke, then I would be interested.
>>69981764
Underrated post.
>>69986358
Actually, only Star Wars (1977) is canon.
Empire Strikes Back is a grimdark edgefest full of retarded retcons where literally nothing happens
Return of the Jedi doubles down on the retarded retcons and has half of its run time dedicated to filler and silly prequel tier antics
>>69986265
>this butthurt over someone's opinions
lad status: wew
Fuck Reys shit up so bad her mary sue status is non existent. Since they're gonna copy empire any way cut her arm and leg off fuck it her ears too give her robotic ears. Hire Michael Madsden to do the honors as some free lance merc.
I hope Snoke is like 2 inches tall.
>>69982347
preferably not while "dead" on a slab
>>69987479
I would also accept him being like 2 miles tall.
Originality
>>69986612
Snoke looks like he's 50 feet or something from the hologram
Luke having lines
Luke doing cool things
Luke doing cute things
More Lukefu
>>69986358
Who is this semen demon?
>>69982171
Luke would never rape. Luke is pure!
>>69987049
>Fuck Reys shit up so bad her mary sue status is non existent
Doesn't matter what happens to her in the next movie. She'll forever be a mary sue in TFA.
>>69989402
It was all a dream, she's still on Jakku
>>69980827
A white male lead
>>69982153
It already happened though.
>Not kill Luke
>Cut off Rey's arm
>Minimise that fat fucking tumblr chink's screentime
>Kylo Ren is stronger
>More Luke screentime
>>69989726
BIRTHDAYS WAZ DA WORSE DEYS
>>69981413
This.
>>69980827
an original story, a soundtrack that is actually decent, something that can wow me that i cant think of like V
>>69981413
This.
>>69991437
this.forever this.
>>69980827
Kill off Kylo and Rey.
I want Rey to drink piss
>>69981413
Yeah, fuck Rey and Finn and every other new piece of shit they introduced, they're all shit
Only numales and retarded females like the new character
>>69992658
Kill yourself.
>>69980827
an original story
>>69981413
This
>>69981077
This.
Probably won't be till Episode 9 but I want Rey and Poe Dameron fighting X Wings side by side to destroy Starkiller II
Also Daisy Ridley sex scene with me.
>>69981290
Isnt rey the daughter of Han and Leia? I cant remember but they have two kids in the EU right?
>>69984798
Not exactly this, but I think Lucas should come back just to write the STORY for the movies. Not the script, not direct, just the story. That's the only thing he's good at for Star Wars.
>>69993052
EU isn't canon.
>>69993056
Or world building
>>69993052
No. Even Daisy laughed at that theory.
>Don't fuck up Snoke by giving him zero personality or gravitas and making him a CGI clusterfuck
>Kylo Ren vs Rey
>Kylo Ren wins
>Luke vs Kylo Ren
>Luke wins
>Snoke vs Luke
>Snoke wins
>Make it something new, god damn it
Snoke was born from Luke's hand which got chopped off.
>>69986493
>No Mara Jade
This is a blessing desu
Rey going more to the dark side.
>>69994517
Its like poetry.
It rhymes
>>69994517
Every stanza rhymes with the last one
>>69980827
high stakes Capital Ship battles
>>69981037
I can't see why any of you niggers carried on posting after this dynamite right here.
>>69985999
>copying ANH
>copying Star Trek '09
>MaRey Sue
>stereotypical comedic black sidekick
>marvel humor
>original heroes are deadbeats
totally genuine
>>69986443
DROID PLESE
>>69986612
it's 7 feet, stated by gollum himself
>>69980827
After Episode 7, I want Episode 8 not to exist
>>69995382
They copied ANH to play it safe because the prequels were so different, and everyone hated them. Aside from the Death Star rehash I wasn't bothered by the similarities. Epsiode 8 will probably be more original, and Rouge 1 definitely will.
>>69981290
BB8
>Hey R2D2! Wow! I've heard so much about you!
>You're so cool!
>
>Man, Jedis are cool, can you sign my shell?!
R2
>Bite my shiny, metal ass, faggot.
>>69993056
Funnily enough, that's all he wanted to do. All the good directors told him to either fuck off or he was good enough.
Remember he described Indiana Jones as the perfect movie because he didn't have to direct?
>>69980827
I want it to start off with Rey and Luke traveling through a jungle, then Luke starts to explain the force to Rey when all of the sudden she says "Wait! Are you trying to mansplain to me you shitlord?"
I'd like to see the other Knights of Ren make fun of Kylo for being such a cuck and getting wrecked by Reyand then Kylo fucking wrecking one of the knights to shut them up
I really hope they dont kill Luke in some bullshit heroic sacrifice.
>>69986739
Holy shit you're a true patrician would suckle your genitals
>>69994517
YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS NO POETRY
>>69980827
new ships
new aliens
new bounty hunters or "other" minor characters that scream cool
basically, i need something to say I WANT TO BUY A TOY.
>>69986443
>TFA is soulless and forgettable
just like you.
I'm kind of starting to doubt that they can recover after episode 7.
They set it up so all the mystery of episode 7 is due to the unknown..which will be explained in 8/9.
Rey a shit.
Ahsuka best girl
>>69996524
this..
>>69980827
original story
threatening villains
no fucking death star
more knights of ren and phasma (in fact, screw phasma. just give knights)
explain where that map came from
slow things down a bit for god's sakes
i mean i enjoyed episode 7 but it's far from perfect imo
>>69980827
no death star
seriously no fucking death star, ever again
EP 9, ALSO: NO SUPER DEATHSTAR
FUCKING SERIOUSLY NO DEATH STAR
AGAIN
EVER
>>69992903
We don't to see Daisey Ridley's sex scene with a fat imp.
>>69997549
*don't want
Ep 8 will be the "dark" movie and Ep 9 will be the "kids" movie. They just can't help themselves cashing in on the OT.
>>69997203
Don't insult muh waifu
>>69980827
Originality.
>Luke as a force that can stop entire armies - something like having him meditating during a space battle and pushing one enemy cruiser into another or something, and his presence being an immediate loss for the new Empire
>original planets and more of that post-Imperial scenery with ruined war machines everywhere that we saw at the start of Ep VII
>Rey doesn't become a Jedi. Doesn't have to go evil, but please let her take her Force abilities somewhere different. We saw Force witches and shit in the cartoons, so it's possible to go somewhere else with it
>include some of the TCW and Rebels characters as they're the only thing remotely as good as the OT that Disney is making canonstill-mad Maul, Chopper, Ezra and grandma Ahsoka pls
>>69981290
>>R2, Chopper and BB8 banter
I want an astromech squad
I'd also really like it if they fucked with expectations after making VII basically IV 2, but I don't have any ideas on that
>>69984670
I "watched" it once, but all in all I had to skip probably 30 minutes in total or I would have had to turn it off. From the stupid cousin it rolling around the Millenium falcon, to yoda 2.0's trash lines, there were just some parts I couldn't stomach.
>>69980827
I don't care I won't see the next movie
>>69997672
can't wait for the Starkiller Base II
>>69994517
By dark side do you mean anal?
>>69986243
hate that cunt
>>69980827
more niggers
>>69985567
>I need more backstory and delevopement for Kylo Ren, why he really betrayed Luke and how?
But they already explained that.
>>69980827
For it to be cancelled
The only thing that would make me watch it would be Sheev
>>69986243
Reptilian eyes
>>69981718
that whore looks like a blood drained pig, this is the prime Star Wars material
>>69998528
Aside Form the quality of TFA,
how can someone skip parts of a movie?
Thats probably worse than a normie taking out his phone to check facebook
Get away from me you disgusting pleb
>>69984781
TFA is the only movie I have ever fallen asleep while watching in theaters.
>>69981413
This is actually what Georgie intended.
>>70001718
stop posting this kike lmao
she drinks the blood of palestinian children
>>69998528
there is no excuse for skipping you fucking pleb
>>69986562
>muh baby
Fuck EU, but Darth Plagueis novel was a good patrician book.
>>69988385
No babyfu?
A cute baby
>>69994384
Well that sounds interessting,
Maybe.
>>69994546
-George Lucas
>Darth Plagueis
>>69997594
Do not want
>>69980827
I want Lucas back.
>>70000573
>Sheev being over 30 years dead
How Sheev?
>>70008421
Go fuck yourself, plebbit.
Finn coming into his own and finding his place in the universe. I'm being serious when I say Finn was the only good character in TFA.
He spends the entire movie being a coward or looking very confused, exactly how a cowardly stormtrooper would act given the circumstances.
>>69981413
Accurate
>>69981718
so fuccn smug
>>69985910
>swn nibble your earlobe
;_;
>>70008799
He was a good idea for a character that the movie did nothing with.
>>69984838
Jesus christ yes
Disney fucked up the SW universe 1000% more than the prequels ever did
>>69985998
>>69986118
I JUST woke up and I've already gotta fap, great
>>70010325
no
the prequel trilogy raped the entire lore
tfa is just a bad sequel
>>69980827
For me, this trilogy is fucked, the central character is deified. the villain is weak. the old cast and the new cast are weird together.
>>69980827
Less pottery. I loved TFA, but it echoed the OT too much for my liking. I'm hoping it was a springboard for the rest of the sequel trilogy to be its own thing.
>>69994316
>luke dies
No
>snoke wins & keeps luke restrained
Yes
>>69980827
Rey begging her senpai to teach her.
>>69980827
Felicity Jones
>>70008551
Sheev is Snoke
>>70008551
Clones
>>69980827
New STAR ships having WARS.
Yes x wings and tie fighters are great looking, but we've seen them enough. Phantom menace had so many crazy vehicles and I love it.
>>69981037
Han was alive at the beginning
>>69982098
A rancor and then a wampa and then a sarlacc
>>69980827
I would just like for it to not be blatant leftist propaganda, and actually tell it's own unique story instead of a rehash of an old Star Wars movie.
>>69985243
I thought phasma was reys mom and a double agent? That's why she was like yep lemme drop that shield for ya
>>69986570
>poe tempted by the dark side
>later revealed to be gay
>>69986358
this is a fact.
