>That shield doesn't belong to you... You don't deserve it. My father made that shield!
>>69977238
How did he get home with his suit broken like that? Did Cap leave him to die?
BLACK WIDOW IS A SLUT, WANDA IS PURE.
>Fucks Tony
>Fucks Thor
>Fucks Tony again
>Becomes FWB with Cap
>Tries to fuck Hawkman, but he resists since he has a wife
>Goes back to Cap and Thor
>Her pussy gets wider than the grand canyon thanks to Thor's and Cap's gigantic cock
>Goes to Hulk since his monster cock is the only thing capable of pleasuring her
>He goes away
>Tries her luck with Black Panther hoping that he has a BBC.
>My father made that shield!
>For me.
>>69977238
Powerful line tbqh
>>69977335
She got ass fucked in her pussy
His father made tons of shields one even had guns integrated into it, told Steve to pick, Steve picked the vibranium shield.
Howard pretty much went "Lol you picked that shit? OK"
That's it, Tony put more significance to it than Steve and Howard ever did.
>>69977293
Tony has fucking god tier AI's , Friday probably sent someone or went there herself with an armor to get Tony out.
Tony should give Friday a hot robot body. He'd have the perfect waifu.
>>69977454
Probably wasn't even Howard who made it but the other scientist people at that HQ. Technically it belongs to the Wakandian(?) people.
>>69977454
Yeah, and now Steve is in Vibraniumland where they can make just another shield, even a better one
>>69977454
Well more like Howard had so many shields he thought were better but Steve went for the vibranium which Howard thought was shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m7IP2B6JnM
>>69977459
He has a QT red head hologram A.I in the comics.
It's referenced when he says how we pictures Friday in the flick. Maybe it'll happen. I hope so.
>>69977577
>Probably wasn't even Howard who made it but the other scientist people at that HQ
No, he personally did make it.
>>69977628
meant for
>>69977483
>>69977628
I miss JARVIS
I know JARVIS lives on in a way as The Vision, but I miss JARVIS.
>>69977606
god peggy is so hot
>>69977293
This>>69977459
Also, before going there he have a personal chopper that fully controlled with AI, he might have call that chopper to come and rescue him.
I'm gay
>>69977628
Why is it even named FRIDAY? IS there a joke there I don't get?
Also, in AOU they named the Hulkbuster VERONICA but i think that's an Archie reference isn't it?
>>69977293
DUDE ITS CAPESHIT TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO
>>69977746
His foundation is named September foundation , does Tony just pick a random word and use it to name things?
>>69977830
It's a cool word
>>69977238
I still cant belive Ironman lost to two dudes on steroids, in comic Vision disabled his suit so Captain can have chance with him, but in movie it was pure fantasy.
Also LMAO at Wanda stoping Vision who is most powerful Marvel Hero.
>>69977746
>>69977830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_(fictional_character)#Idiom
>>69977238
Tony, SHIELD disbanded several movies ago. Let it go.
>>69977830
It's not random
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>69977746
Like that Robinson crusoe nigger? Who knows
>>69977746
dude old movie references lmao
https://www.quora.com/Avengers-Age-of-Ultron-2015-movie-Why-did-Starks-Friday-have-an-Irish-accent
>>69977854
Vision conveniently did absolutely nothing in the whole fight. Was probably staring at wanda's tits.
>>69977901
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=A0LEVvnprURXzkkAzdUPxQt.;_ylc=X1MDMjExNDcwMDU1OQRfcgMyBGZyA3locy1pcnktZnVsbHlob3N0ZWRfMDExBGdwcmlkA2pZRU1WWGF2U0tpYVlpb2lkSkVMT0EEbl9yc2x0AzAEbl9zdWdnAzQEb3JpZ2luA3VzLnNlYXJjaC55YWhvby5jb20EcG9zAzAEcHFzdHIDBHBxc3RybAMEcXN0cmwDMjUEcXVlcnkDcHVuc2loZXIlMjBzaGluaW5nJTIwc3RhcgR0X3N0bXADMTQ2NDExODc4Nw--?p=punsiher+shining+star&fr2=sb-top-us.search&hspart=iry&hsimp=yhs-fullyhosted_011¶m1=yhsbeacon¶m2=f%3D4%26b%3DFirefox%26cc%3DUS%26p%3Dmcyahoo%26cd%3D2XzuyEtN2Y1L1QzutCyDyCtA0FyEyE0DtGyBtC0F0DtGyDtBzz0DtG0ByC0C0AtG0DyB0EtCyBtD0Bzy0DzztCtAtN1L1G1B1V1N2Y1L1Qzu2StAtDtB0C0DyE0BzytG0ByB0CyEtGyE0DtAzytGzytDtD0FtGyCzzyBtAtCyE0BtAtD0F0ByD2QtN1Q2Zzu0StCyEzzyEtN1L2XzutAtFyDtFtCtBtFtCtN1L1CzutN1B2Z1V1T1S1Nzu%26cr%3D1250338615%26a%3Dmcy_mcrltm_16_03&type=mcy_mcrltm_16_03
>>69977918
Hm. What an unsatisfying answer. Thought there would be more to it.
>>69977293
Black Panther gave him a ride.
>>69977991
He has mindstone in his forhead he can literaly move mountains, he cant pull punches, he stayed out in the comics too.
>>69978014
>>69977606
Why are the Captain America movies so comfy?
>>69978078
In the comics he decided to stay out because he thought the conflict was stupid as fuck. In the movie he was very convinced about being on the registration side and he did try to do something,but conveniently writers made him stay out of it for 99% of the battle.
>>69977918
Can she be Jocasta or better yet Virginia?
>>69978043
With Steve and Bucky ? That would be soooo awkward.
Especially when T'Challa also bring Zemo with him.
Tony Stark is my hero because i need a hero who struggles. Not just with criminals, villains or any outside force, but with more of their own demons than they will ever let anyone know.
I need a hero who finds themself again and again face-down in the mud and shattered remnants of their own mistakes but always manages, somehow, to get back up. No matter if someone pushed them there or if they tripped on their own faults, they pick themself back up and /keep going/. Not because they have to, not because the world’s at stake, but just because they’re trying so hard to be good.
Tony Stark is my hero because he’s had his trust betrayed so many times, but it hasn’t turned him angry and bitter like too many other characters. Because no matter how deep in the dark he gets, he never stops caring about the world, about people.
Because his brain moves at a thousand miles an hour and I know what that’s like, how isolating it can be. Because he’s always wearing some kind of mask or another, because he’s always had to and I know what that’s like, too. Because he carries his own shit on his own shoulders, and built his own superpowers with his mind and his skills and his own two grease-stained hands.
>>69978098
Nice outlet europoor
>>69978078
>He has mindstone in his forhead
GEE IF ONLY THE MOVIE HAD HIM IN A CONVERSATION EXPLAIN HOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WTF IT IS AND CAN'T CONTROL IT VERY WELL
>b-b-buh muh overpowered bullshit in the comics!
If you want people throwing mountaints at each other wait for Justice League I'm sure Darkseid will be doing that dumb shit.
>>69977483
>>69978222
>/keep going/
Go back to /v/eddit.
didn't the SHIELD show just hint at all this evil female robot shit
>>69977854
>in comic Vision disabled his suit so Captain can have chance with him, but in movie it was pure fantasy.
They considered it:
https://youtu.be/3pmiMwXgVUI?t=2m18s
Reminder that Wanda Did Literally Nothing Wrong and Tony showed he was the bad guy the second he locked her up, and to be irredeemable when he let them put her in an ocean fortress.Also it was a pretty jerk move to knock out Falcon
>>69977606
I fucking love Hayley Atwell
>>69978409
She wanted to stay in until Hawkeye literally begged for her help
>>69978459
Maybe you should have watched her show then.
>>69977746
Because Tony hates Mondays
>>69978204
>With Steve and Bucky ?
Steve and Bucky came with their own quinjet.
And I forgot Zemo got there somehow, Tony can take that back. I think it was a helicopter. Slow, but Tony needs time to think.
>>69978523
He didn't beg her for help, dumbass. He told her that if she wanted to make amends, she should do it with actions, not by sitting in a tower waiting around for nothing.
>>69978551
Nah, I did her a favor by helping kill her capeshit show, now she can do actual movies and hopefully get nude
>>69977746
just wait until they introduce Arsenal, who will defeat Thanos
>Making out with the niece of your waifu like 2 days after she died
Pretty kinky for a guy from the 40s. I liked the reactions of Bucky and Sam though.
>>69978562
underrated post
>>69977606
>Completely vibration resistant
>Sends out huge sound waves/shock waves on impact
>actually vibrates quite a lot
mfw no face.
>>69978409
This movie officially turned me against Tony, Iron Man was my fave but I gotta go with Team Cap. Rogers may look like a spastic Aquabat in his costumes but muh sisterfu.
>>69978729
>tfw the aquabats will never join the mcu
>>69977238
Kylo Ren truly does have the right to own his grandfather's lightsaber
>>69978825
My uncle used to be a drummer for the aquabats when they just started
I was so disappointed with Captain USA and i look forward to Fury telling him off in IW
>>69978583
Yeah, but the post-credit scene where Steve and Bucky end up in Wakanda heavily implied that they actually go together with T'Challa.
How else they can enter that restricted Wakanda area if not T'Challa that bring them there ?
>>69978729
How is that possible when Steve spends the whole movie ignoring everyone and everything to protect muh Bucky.
>>69977854
>underestimating Cap
Stark is in a tin suit. Cap fucked that bitch boy up.
>>69978974
>Stark is in a tin suit. Cap fucked that bitch boy up.
in a damaged suit, needed help from muh Bucky
lel
>Muh New York
>Muh Washington
Yeah, sorry stopping literally millions of people from dying caused a bit of collateral damage.
The only one that had any point was Sokovia. But everyone in the movie, from the woman at the beginning to Zemo at the end seemed to phrase it as "how dare you not save 100% of people and have collateral damage" rather than "fucking Tony you made Ultron and almost destroyed the world." Because if we're throwing people under the sea with no trial, I think that is a bigger demonstration of being a dangerous threat than "that damn Ant Man fucked up an airport."
>>69977293
HOW DID MULDER ESCAPED FROM THE NORTH POLE ?!?!?!?
>>69978361
>SHIELD show
Get that stupid shit out of my Marvel cinematic Universe.
That shit don't count.
>>69977388
Underrated
>>69978825
You just know they'd have sided with their brother.
>>69979008
and Iron Man still had flight, energy pulses, and hiding behind a suit from a dude with fists.
Bucky held his legs oh wow! when Cap grabbed IM, he tried to fly away and Cap didn't let him, and fucked that faggot up.
>>69978615
Arsenal? Isn't he a DC character>>69978649
>Making out with the niece of your waifu like 2 days after she died
>Pretty kinky for a guy from the 40s. I liked the reactions of Bucky and Sam though.
It's been 70 years anon, cut him some slack.
>>69978685
holy kek these new chris pics are cropping up a lot
>>69979093
it was established during the whole movie that his suit got more and more damaged, also he could easily have shot Steve but didn't because at the airport he didn't want to hurt anyone and wanted to go easy on them and later he only wanted Bucky to kill but not Steve
also Russos literally confirmed in an interview that he had plot armor
>"it's a Captain America movie - of course he wins :^)"
>>69979014
So what? Loss is loss and humans aren't 100% logical. The theme of the movie was about what personal loss drives us to do.
>>69977606
Does this imply that all the shields were made of vibranium? If not, why would Howard completely disregard the "prototype" that is completely indestructible and dissipates all force against it for some cheap shits with guns and stuff on it?
>>69978924
All me
>>69979317
not him, but everyone was holding back, except for Black Panther.
and fine, plot armor. but in a neutral ground, both ready (IM healthy suit, Cap with his shield and guns) I do believe Cap would give IM a rout. IM would win most likely, but Cap is still Superhuman.
>>69978859
Fucking love the aqua bats
>Rod Arellano
>>69979441
>fly away
>use shoulder instakill bullets from IM1 and AoU
>use red laser
>win
>>69979582
>cap uses shield
>deflects and kills IM
>>69977700
Why would you link someone's reply right back to them? Idiot.
>>69978649
Cap's still a virgin BTW
>>69978936
You never followed one of your buddies somewhere in separate cars? They don't have to be in T'Challa's jet, just flying with him.
>>69979092
Cap must really be wearing an anti-negativity helmet, look what happens when he takes it off. The horrors start to creep back in.
>>69979629
>Missiles deflect
>shield can cover everything from a cluster bomb that will blanket an area
>being this fucking stupid
>>69979690
So T'Challa gave Tony Stark a ride while Steve and Bucky followed? Did they just drop Stark off and then all head to Wakanda? That would be a pretty big hint that Bucky is frozen there.
>>69977238sweet beans are made of piss...
>>69979441
i dunno, they established IM to be very strong (defeating Thor and Hulk) but i guess it depends on what the writers want
>>69977238
What Cap didn't know was that Tony was actually talking about the S.H.I.E.L.D organization and was just expressing that Cap didn't belong there.
>>69979871
SHIELD was disbanded.
>>69979871
>Cap destroys his friend's legacy in TWS.
>Cap fights and punches the shit out of his friend's legacy in CW.
Pottery
>>69977585
A BETTER ONE
>>69980000
it's the american way
>>69980000
Quads confirm this pottery
>>69980013
>>69979176
actually I cropped it out of this from a few months ago
>>69979739
>not knowing that Cap has survived a direct Missile hit countless times
>not knowing that Cap can curl into a ball the size of the shield
My father made that S.H.E.I.L.D
Really marvel?
>Tony has now the shield
>Tony becomes head of SHIELD
>>69977293
I dont think the movie would have been improved if they took a minute of screentime to show that. And its not worse by not showing it.
>>69977854
>Vision who is most powerful Marvel Hero.
fucking casuals, I swear
>>69977335
>id kick you in the cunt but im afraid id lose my shoe
>>69979775
No, Tony took Zemo's ride.
Like I said in >>69978583
>And I forgot Zemo got there somehow, Tony can take that back.
>>69977787
the only correct answer to literally every capeshit thread of past and future.
>>69977854
It was incredibly damaged by that point. They pose it in a way that makes enough sense. You have to be actually retarded to not pick up on that.
>>69978856
So does Rey.
>>69979014
>it's an 'implying the un wanted the avengers to not act in new york, washington, or sokovia' post
You're stupid.
>>69979093
IM did win the fight though. There is a scene where he has Cap on the edge of a precipice, incapacitated and without his shield. If he wanted to kill him, it would have been a blowout. He didn't really want to kill Bucky either, not immediately at any rate
>>69979340
Well said.
>>69978974
>>69979093
Dude im not Ironman fanboy but im not really captain fanboy either, honestly i even think Captain america is really nothing more than a steroid injected supersoldier, to be realistic Ironman after 5 movies felt nerfed as fuck and Captain very overpowerd based on his non visible performance in Avengers, rest did much more heavy lifting than him including 2 stooges hawkeye and black widow(why are they in Avangers still baffles me)
>>69977606
I wish we got to see more of Captain America in WW2.
I really liked it. Comfy af.
>>69979629
I dont understand how anything can be physically deflected from Caps shiedl. Its described as unable to vibrate, meaning anything that touches it or impacts with it would have no energy returned to it - the energy would be completely absorbed by the shield.
>>69980161
Do you not comprehend the concept of a cluster missile or anything else that bombards in an area? Shield will block from the front. Even if he curls up in a ball, it only stops frontal damage. Any other missiles that hit or come in from the side or back will blow him into chunks.
>>69977238
>MY FATHER BUILT THAT SHIELD IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
>>69980750
True, we saw in Winter soldier that captain is not bulletproof, if he can bleed he can die.
>>69980517
Because The Avengers is a line of comic books written for children in the 1960s. What baffles me is how you take it dead seriously and get into an angry internet fight over that.
>>69979014
>"fucking Tony you made Ultron and almost destroyed the world."
I doubt its actually known publicly
>>69980996
Im not angry just surprised with attitude "Fuck logic send the message evil is bad mkay, vengeance is evil"
>>69980517
>WAAAAHHHHH WHY CAN'T WE GET A DIRECT ADADPTATION??????
You fuckers complain about everything
I bet if there was a direct adaptation regardless of licensing and budget issues, you fuckers would still complain with shit like
>WAHHHHHHHH THIS IS TOO SIMILAR AND WE SEEN THIS BEFORE
Grow up
>>69981110
Yes, superheroes are inherently illogical. So if that bothers you then you will simply never enjoy it, ever. Stop trying to make logical sense of it past a certain extent. I know someone will just reply
>HURR LITERALLY TURN UR BRAIN OFF XD
If you cant accept that a marksman with a bow and arrow is on the superhero team then thats the extent. Your problems with the movie begin and end there, you wont enjoy it and nothing anyone says will convince you otherwise.
>>69979425
Because it is a"prototype" as in "Not completely tested and something might go wrong". If you had a normal weapon like an AK-47, and a "prototype" weapon that shoots lazors and grenades, which one will you give to soldiers currently fighting in a war?
>>69978562
You, I like you, no homo
I felt bad for Iron Man in that scene, he sounded so sad ;~;
"We were friends once too"
>>69978965
TONY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HE'S A TERRORIST MASS MURDERER
BUT HE'S MY FRIEND SO IT'S OK
>>69977854
I know you're a filthy casual and probably don't read the shitty comics but IM v Cap pretty much goes both ways. IM easily wins on paper, though.
Also, Vision is nowhere near 'most powerful Marvel Hero'.
>>69981353
The guy was literally brainwashed for the last 70 years by communist nazis, give him a fucking break!
>>69979687
Vision too, if we go by Asgard rules in comics there is a high chance that Thor is a virgin too.
Meanwhile Tony and Widow are completely sluts.
>>69979687
Really? How can he be a virgin after buttfucking Iron Man so hard?
>>69981385
and every little shit with the right list can trigger him, he belongs behind bars
>>69981385
>give him a fucking break!
just like the stark's necks?
>>69981326
me too
actually i felt bad because Iron Man probably never had a friend and that's why he thought Steve would be his friend, but he never was and i think he realized it in this moment
>>69980772
Those legs wtf?
>>69981385
That doesn't mean he is innocent. He is a criminal and he should be jailed.
>>69977854
can someone shoop evanpost into that pic
>>69977746
Why does she look like some weaboo anime shit. Fix that face.
>>69977606
Completely absorbs vibrations.....makes vibration noise after getting shot at.
>>69981546
It means he has no culpability in his actions, I think he would have a pretty strong defense in a court of law.
Hell, there's a strong argument that he's just a POW who was completely abandoned by the US government, and deserves a heroes welcome.
>>69981424
>2 Super Soldier can barely defeat a manlet with a tin can suit
Even The Muhndarin sliced the suits like butter, If they didn't beat him, it would be awkward.
>>69981463
Rhodes, Pepper and Happy Hogan are his friends
>>69981546
This shit makes me feel sorry for Bucky.
>>69981710
Pepper broke up with him literally right before the movie, and Rhodes can't even walk anymore.
>>69981778
>feeling sorry for a terrorist
lolamericans
>>69980295
In the movies? He totally is. Only Wanda potentially being more so.
You fucking casual.
>>69981425
>>69981546
Did you guys even watch the movie? It took Steve intervening to get them to take him in alive. They were all ready to murder him with deathsquads over what literally turned out to be a guy in a cosplay outfit (but remember, trust the government!)
>>69981834
Clearly I am jihad. Not American inbred.
>>69981838
Wanda already pwned Vision, she mind controlled the entire Avengers rooster.I'm sure she is the most powerful until Strange comes into play.
>>69981425
That's why he fucking puts himself in cryo suspension.
>>69977238
I loved her accent.
>>69981949
>has a chance to accept responsibility
>instead just pussies out to let everyone else deal with it
>>69982094
Fuck off RDJ just cause everyone's on Caps side.
>>69981625
Okay.
>>69977335
desu i think wanda is the teams cumdump
that scene where captain america sat with her on the bed, it definitely felt like theyve been there before. i imagine steve having trouble sleeping at night, hot and bothered. walks into wandas room and draws out his huge cock, she just spreads her legs acceptingly and takes the hot american dicking. by the end shes covered in sweat and theres a nice fat load gushing out of her battered pussy and capt just tucks her in and she mewls "thank you capt"
>>69982137
>everyone
not Marvel lel
>>69977293
Probably called for help with emergency backup power or something.
>>69981470
10 inch stilts from the shoes to his feet.
>>69982205
Wanda is pure.
Steve is pure.
>>69981470
Holy shit what the hell is up with those legs?
>>69979425
Because it's made out of an incredibly rare and expensive material.
>>69977238
Big man in a suit of armor. What are you without it?Turns out he's nothing.
>>69981949
Oh you mean he does exaclty what people fought for and almost died trying to do? Put him in a place where he's not a danger to others anymore. Good job Cap, glad everyone had to make so many sacrifices for your friend to realise he's a piece of shit.
>>69981470
RDJ is an insecure manlet.
>>69982205
Vision has an anti-cuckoldry alarm.
He wouldn't allow it.
>>69982407
Billionaire genius playboy philanthropist entrepreneur. What's Cap without his steroids?
>>69982425
Sorry? When did anyone want to put him back into Cryo Suspension? All I remember is people trying to kill him.
>>69982530
A better man.
>>69982205
Nah, she's the daughterfu of the Avengers.
>>69982584
A good man.
>>69982530
A good person.
>>69982584
lel
>>69981623
There you go senpai
>>69981918
>Wanda already pwned Vision
She barely stalled him a bit, nerd.
>>69982473
>>69982473
he IS the cuck dude did you see all the m'lady tendencies hes got. "im sorry" "haha i fucked up cooking ur so smart". hes just the beta orbiterer that'll support wanda once alpha capt is done fucking her, and he'll watch the whole thing with his little artifact gem condensing with heat, feeling a strange emotion called horniness, though knowing he cant possibly be sexually active at all
>>69982568
They were going to leave him in that cube-prison if Zemo hadn't mindfucked him again. No one was actually trying to kill him.
so, are you guys alright with Cap being a nazi in the comics now? i mean he was kinda fascist in the movie so it's not a big deal imo
>>69982645
Please stop with your degeneracy.
Both Steve and Wanda are pure and saving themselves for marriageto each other
>>69982645
He's a poor 1 year old autist trying to get a qt gf, give him a break.
>>69982589
all the better to sink your dick in senpai
>>69982608
>>69982584
oooh, super helpful.
>>69982664
He was going to be extradited to Wakanda and certainly executed.
>>69982705
You don't stick your dick in ex-crazy and pure.
>>69982645
Better romance than over twenty years of comics with him and Wanda
>>69982664
There was a shoot to kill order on him at the start.
>>69982693
then why make out with his niece
>>69982700
capt dont give no one a break when theres sweet poon on the line. its the american way.
>>69982693
This.
>>69982790
I said he was pure, not a kissless autist on 4chan.
>>69982749
pal thats the best sheathe for your cock. ex-crazy because she'll just relapse into bestial throes during fucking, and pure because whats purity good for if you cant corrupt it, or at least savor it. with your dick.
wanda is capts cunny side-chick. visions a cuck.
>>69982790
>niece
Steve never banged Agent Titcow
Hell he's probably a 100 year old virgin
>>69981470
Highest heels ever
>>69982833
>>69982473
>REEEE DON'T TOUCH HER CHADTAIN AMERICA
>>69982941
>probably
>>69982833
>>69983076
This is literally rape.
>>69983076
>ywn hug lizzie
FUCK ;_;
>>69983111
Then why does she start taking her clothes off at the end?
>>69980772
>tfw you're such a manlet the height of your heel boosters are so enormous your gait looks like an ayy lmao
When will they learn?
>>69983145
She was probably about to go to the stage.
She didn't have a jacket there.
>>69983076
THEY'RE SO FUCKING HAPPY
HOW DO I HAVE FRIENDS AND BE HAPPY
>>69983130
True suffering.
>Chris Evans fucked Lizzie, Hayley, Scarlett, Lucy Pinder
Is he the mecha chad?
>not realizing that the Iron Man suits have been getting progressively worse because of Tony's character arc
After Avengers he shoddily mass produced. After Ultron he was afraid of the suits falling into the wrong hands. You're all retarded
>>69983426
>not realizing they are more fragile because of portability
Look at the mark 43, it literally felt apart every 5 minutes.
>>69982749
fuzzzzzzzzzz
>>69981838
It's probably still too early to tell. Did they ever mention what other powers the Soul? gem in his forehead gives him other than powerblasts? He almost always gets rekt in the comics because he's an android so I'm guessing he will be one of the 'deaths' when they come up against Thanos.
>Evansfags and Wandafags need an Iron Man/Civil War thread to shitpost because their threads get no replies
kek
>>69983076
> laugh so perfect he has to hold his sides every time before they fly off into space
how can one man be so based
>>69983076
>Is he grinding on Liz?
>p...please don't fuck my GF, Captain America.
>This was a bad idea.
>>69982473
>vis, we've talked about this
>but the door was open this time
>vision confirmed to have seen wanda naked in the mcu
>>69983554
>how to skin a human
we'll meme'd my friend
>>69983506
And in the arms.
>>69983510
He'll have the gem rippe out by Thanos and he'll appear to die, but they've already set up that he'll learn to live without the gem eventually.
>>69983554
>tries to have le funny may may tabs
>thinks that will avoid attention from you using fucking abp
>>69983574
> tony has night-vision, thermals and x-ray in his visor
> has seen scarjo, wanda, sharon and hill naked
jdimsa
>>69983597
>>69983527
manlet spotted
>>69983548
His laugh is so exaggerated it's great.
>>69983644
What's wrong with ABP?
>>69983076
Bit weird having cameras in the ladies room, Ellen.
>>69983684
http://arstechnica.com/business/2015/02/over-300-businesses-now-whitelisted-on-adblock-plus-10-pay-to-play/
>>69983684
>What's wrong with ABP?
Everything, just get regular adblock. ABP is fucking shit.
>>69982608
Very true, anon.
Plebs in here, I tell ya.
>>69977606
>wouldn't it be cool if she like randomy picked up a gun and off-handedly shot it at someone in an enclosed room
christ
>>69978177
I want to say that Jocasta was the name of one of his other AI templates in AoU.
>>69983879
She was mad at steve for snogging the SLUT in the room just before
Not random
>Which A-list male celebrity is being refused clothes by several fashion houses after recent samples have been returned soiled! The actor has recently lost a lot of weight, telling everyone that a strict diet and regular visits to the gym are behind his new body of steel. However, insiders say the young action star has been cheating and using laxatives to make himself look amazing on the screen. Not only does he have a leakage problem, but the young stud also has an odor problem – as he cannot stop farting! Chris Evans
>>69983933
>you hurt my feelings, therefore i will endanger you and everyone in this room
Why are women so crazy? Are movies like this where young women get their morals from? No wonder.
>>69983597
>>69982749
>>69982833
Why is she so perfect.
>>69983993
>Why are women so crazy?
Becauseeverybody is crazy. Some just hide it better
>>69982205
Isn't Wanda like 16 though
>>69984118
Probably around 20.
>>69982589
perfect
>>69977438
>>69982205
Bless you anons I kekfapped joyfully.
>>69983993
Nobody likes getting cucked.
>>69984199
Perfect.
>>69982608
Pottery
>>69983426
I noticed this too. I hope this leads to extremis where he can just have the suit as part of him or whatever it turned out to be
>>69982608
That was so good
>>69982589
>She will never be your sister
>>69982645
Y'know in the comics they end up fugging and getting married in several timelines?
>>69983076
>>69984118
So, Vision isn't alive so it's not illegal for him.
He's an advanced dildo
>>69985001
You do know what treatment she gives to her brother, right?
>>69985053
why is she making that face?
>>69985116
She doesn't like lewdness.
>>69985116
She's embarassed.
>>69985001
I wanted to fug her but then you bring this feel and it may even be better to have her as a good sister.
>ywn go on campign trips with wanda as ur sister
just
>>69985140
Yes she does.
>>69985116
she thinks humans are gross and just wants her robohusbando
>>69985078
Oh yes.
>>69983649
None of those lets you see people naked.
>>69984199
>>69980013
kek, nie one anon
