What show do you watch to pretend you have friends? In my case Seinfeld is my favourite friend simulator.
>>69974717
Podcasts are a little more practical. Since I'm just listening in and can talk back and pause while go over my thoughts and comments in my head
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>>69974717
Red letter media is a good friend simulator senpai
>>699747174chan: The Movie starring anonymous.
>>69974717
Game Grumps.
>>69974717
Me too. Do you also talk out loud like you're talking to the characters? Like you'll say to the screen, "Wow Jerry, that's a funny observation," or "George, that's a ridiculous scheme. It'll never work properly."
>>69975152
I do this when I watch my favorite mcu films
Not even joking
>>69974717
Archer
>>69974822
Dude...
>>69974822
That might be the saddest thing I've ever read, and I spent 2 years on /r9k/ at its most depressing
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>>69974977
But you can interact with us
>>69975249
that whore on the left looks like a nigger-tier amy schumer
>>69975228
I do this too. My quips are hella epic. I bet if I met RDJ and Chris Evans in real life, they would totally be my friends.
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>>69974717
Community
MST3K is the greatest friend simulator
>>69975249
cab are eaaaaaaaaaaahhh
>>69974717
i watch moeshit
>>69975354
Oh definitely. I've sent plenty of letters so it's probably gonna happen soon
>>69974717
Star Trek
>>69974717
It's not really pretending to have friends, but when I listen to SleepyCast I wish my friends were on that same wavelenght and I envy their friendship.
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>>69975297
god I fucking hate normies
>>69975346
I like using these guys because with them there's a nice variety of friend types to enrich your virtual friend experience.
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Always Sunny
It also makes me feel like being a scumbag is alright
>>69974927
That's right Jay.
>>69975483
>muh club
Fuck off GGer
>tfw have friends but feel alone and empty all the time
>>69974822
sometimes I talk to myself in the car and pretend I have a podcast
Animu.
>>69974822
First post saddest post
>>69975668
>Used to have friends
>Used to have gfs and got sex pretty regularly
>mfw
Both of these were just over 4 years ago. It really is worse to have both of those things and never experience them again then to never have them in the first place.
>>69975753
Same.I've even recorded myself to see how it sounds.
>>69975249
>mfw deena gets toxic shock syndrome from re using a tampon for 2 days
>>69975808
Better to have never loved than to have loved and lost. Goes something like that.
>>69975297
>he thinks this is the saddest thing he's ever read
Try again
>>69975249
your not alone anon
also objectivly the best choice
>>69974717
>tfw no hot 20 something year old girls to save from a killer
>>69975877
I havent gotten that ballsy
and really I just whisper it, Im afraid of somebody seeing or hearing it even though im alone
>>69975937
Ain't reading that novel. fuck that for a bunch of cowboys.
tl;dr?
>>69975808
Eh I disagree
I'm in a giant dry spell but I'm glad a girl's vagina has made me orgasm, at least I have that
>>69975249
GRENADE WHISTLE
>>69975566
This right here. I'm a hopeless alcoholic so watching this show makes me feel like I'd fit right in with their zany get-rich-quick schemes and crippling substance abuse.
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>>69975808
Same here
its just so much fucking effort trying to keep in touch with people and constantly try to woo women
When I reached 21 I couldn't be fucked anymore, not to mention having a full time job
>>69976170
Just read it you faggot
>Kid and hisfriend stalk this girl
>They become friends
>his friend dates girl
>Kid falls in love with friends girl
>friend and girl break up
>kid starts hanging out with girl and falls in love
>Kids girlfriend finds out
>Kid dates girl
>They are in love
>Kid leaves for Hong Kong for work or some shit
>girl dies in car accident
>>69974717
Farscape
>>69975668
I can guarantee you this is better than having no friends at all
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>>69976366
High school relationship tier bullshit isn't worthy of real feels.
>>69976400
Years pass in that story only the beginning is shit
>>69974822
I just downloaded a video where a fat woman pegs a guy
>>69976431
It's about a person that found love, lost it, then found love again. This is called life you little faggot. Oh I went to college and fell in love and then fell in love again! Shut the fuck up and go back to rdt where you belong.
>>69976552
>m-muh edgy
Life can be sad you fucking autist
if you went outside and socialize for once you might one day understand it
>>69975808
This is me. I can remember having a nice circle of friends and a great girlfriend to boot, one by one I lost touch or had a falling out.
Fuck my life
>>69975877
did you like yourself?
>>69976682
desu I think this is more normal and part of adulthood than we think. Or at least it's partly due to the rise of social media and technology. I donno man, you're just not alone with this. Donno if that makes you feel better or not.
>>69976621
It's not about being edgy it's about you being so immature you consider a made for Lifetime tv style story sad when it's just life as it is for most people if they're lucky enough to get that far. You're pathetic.
>>69975966
Jackass and After Hours (I know) for me.
Cheers, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, New Girl. A friend of mine betrayed me and convinced everybody I was a thief when I wasn't so I lost my circle of friends and reputation. These shows got me back on my feet.
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>>69976790
Says the faggot who belongs on bread it.
>>69974822
I do this too. Fuck.
I like listening to old clips of Opie and Anthony with Jim, Patrice, Collin, Bobby, and Vos. I wish I had friends like that where we make fun of each other.
>>69974717
Curb. All I want in life is to hang out and talk nonsense with Larry.
>>69977308
>you will never eat Palestinian chicken with Larry David
>OOOOOOH HES DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE
Is it just me or is it harder to make friends as an adult?
Fell out of touch with my high school friends and I am having a hard time in college making new friends.
>>69974822
Oh god you do too?
>>69976494
Stop filming me and my girlfriend.
>>69975937
Nigga I ain't reading all that
Sleepycast. Sometimes when I tell stories to people in real life, I tell them stories from the podcast and say it happened to my friend.
>>69974822
What a saddo
>>69975877
I've done this. I hate the way I sound, not until I recorded myself did I realize I have a faggy lilt to my voice.
>>69975937
>he actually thinks anyone is reading that fucking dissertation
Twitch. Chatting with "girl gamers" is the only interaction I have with women.
I watch interviews with Kiernan Shipka and pretend she's my girlfriend and we go see French new wave films and listen to The Stooges.
>>69974717
One Tree Hill.
>>69978751
I'm sad now
>>69974822
>can talk back
>>69974822
Anon, are you okay?
>>69974822
Oh boy....I do the same ;_;
shiggystream.com
>>69977584
As an adult it's like everyone has already their established group of friends and nobody is interested in making new friends again, but in college shouldn't be that hard, you should be able to met with like minded people there.
>>69974717
I'm not even British, but I find watching Inbetweeners reminds me of having friends when I was younger and Peep Show reminds me of being roommates with one of my friends in my 20s, and my life is basically a less interesting version of Mark's. I don't have friends anymore, and haven't in maybe 10 years. If I ever need to escape that empty feeling, I'll watch some cute girl anime, the cuteness and happiness helps me feel better.
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>>69974893
What are y'all talking about, this is completely normal behavior. Most people talk to themselves to simulate conversation or think out loud when they're alone so it makes sense they would do it when listening to a podcast.
>>69974822
It always felt like I was the only one.
>>69977584
Yeah, my main friends are all lads I went to school with. The only people we are friends with who are younger we know through like people's little brothers or from playing football. At work I have no friends apart from one guy I went to school with, I cant be arsed making new ones.
>>69976255
Sure smells like fucking reddit in here.
Keep this self pity faggot pussy bullshit over there please.
>>69974717
I watch news reports and feel like i'm actually not in bumfuck middle of nowhere for a moment.
