Don't talk to me or my sister's son ever again
>>69959447
Everyone is required to do this before posting in this thread, please for the love of God.
1st for the 3rd head of the Dragon
Reposting this cause I would love to actually hear what you guys got:
Hey now that the autism has died down, anyone have a favorite theory they want to share? The more tinfoil the better.
I just realized the other day that this vision from the HOTU:
a corpse at the prow of a ship, eyes bright in his dead face, smiling sadly
is probably Jorah.
>tfwywnfmitb
jdimsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks
who /badpussy/ here?
>>69961249
>brit genes
>>69961249
>mexican dresslers
Maisie's so quirky
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
How was the episode, lads?
>>69961245
I don't see why that would be the case. That's a book vision, and Jorah is only dying in show canon. There's nothing which connects him to ships either.
>>69961251
who /badcock/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16bmjXH6hLX
>>69961234
Reminder that Thoros is killed as a petty footpad in the riverlands.
>>69961258
I didn't notice that.
That's... well... that's actually really cute.
>Sansa spouting memes her dad told her about loyalty and the north remembering
FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED BINT LET THE GROWN UPS TALK HOLY SHIT I MAD
It's actually really good work by Sophie because I recognise she's a fictional character and I hate her regardless. That was joffrey-tier rage inducing
>>69961331
Operatorkino?
>>69961319
>That was joffrey-tier rage inducing
lol wut, how
>>69961250
>>69961304
>There's nothing which connects him to ships either.
Apart from the fact that he'll probably be in Dany's invasion party.
>>69961302
>10.1
>9.2
>8.3
>7.4
>6.5
>5.6
>4.7
>3.8
>2.9
>1.0
Wtf am I looking at which is which?
>Benjen's actor was on IMDB's page for episode 6
How hyped are you for Coldhands?
>>69961318
how you guys dont ask for a bigger post limit? 300 posts obviously is too short, you have to constantly remake the thread every 10 minutes
>>69961302
>that many 10s
wew lads
cast him
>>69961357
There are a lot of characters that will probably need to be on a boat at some time in the story eventually. Connecting that vision with Jorah is a leap.
So lads since its confirmed Benjen returning next ep whats his explanation gonna be for him being gone 5 seasons???
>>69961234
What happened to these great dialogs?
>>69961319
Sophie is literally only good at one thing - and that is acting like a fucking moron. She's good at it because she doesn't have to act at all.
Sansa is literally the perfect character for her. I doubt she could do any other type of character well
>>69961245
Sound more like Vic to me or Euron maybe.
>>69961385
LiteralIy Reddit: The Showfags taking over /got/
>>69961331
we john woo now nigga
>>69961395
He was hooked on the badpu$$i and spent the 5 seasons in Dorne
>>69961396
DABID
>>69961395
IMDB is bullshit
>>69961400
this is why her becoming suddenly competent just doesnt work
she made a good moron because she's really a moron. you cant make a moron act intelligent and have it come off
you need to get someone intelligent to act like a moron and then drop the act later
>>69961233
I meant the crown looked absolutly stupid mah friend.
Looked like the Prop team grabbed sticks hastely and glued them together
I would rather it have been the edgy peice if trash it was meant to be
>>69961385
Proof /got/ is the worst cancer on the site
>>69961400
>I doubt she could do any other type of character well
Well she fucked up Jean Grey, and I haven't seen Barely Lethal but I assume it's also shit
>>69961250
Is that the only good /got/ vocaroo?
Could've been done better, but still, better than most.
>>69961391
>There are a lot of characters that will probably be near salt or smoke at some time in the story eventually. Connecting that prophecy with anyone is a leap.
>There are a lot of characters that will probably need to be near a perfumed seneschal at some time in the story eventually. Connecting that prophecy with anyone is a leap.
>There are a lot of characters that will come into contact with a younger brother at some time in the story eventually. Connecting that prophecy with anyone is a leap.
etc etc. All prophecies are a leap.
>series ends with Jon impregnating Dany and their son on the throne
please no, don't do this. If this is how it ends I wish I never touched these books, a generic romance novel would have been time better spent.
>>69961395
Been with Danaerys all that time pham
>>69961319
>>69961400
>mfw misogynists
>>69961455
You'd prefer Tree-Bran using time travel to undo it all?
Because those are your two options
>>69961395
He became coldhands. Seems fair enough to me.
>Tormund hits on Brienne next ep
>YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALLLLLLLLLL THIS WOMAN
>The Burlington Bar erupts into a 4 minute standing ovation
>>69961455
Reminder, not only is this incest and statutory rape, but also Necrophilia.
>>69961455
>Jon marries Dany
>11 years later he brings their children Rhaegar Eddard Targaryen, Jeor Stannis Targaryen and Lyanna Ygritte Targaryen to Hogwarts.
>>69961436
Why do you think shes suddenly competent? Shes seems just like the idiot shes always been.
>>69961472
How the fuck does that make sense?
>>69961441
At least he got a crown.
>>69961421
Leaker on plebbit who has been right about everything so far confirmed hes saving Bran
>>69961441
They clearly spent about 20 dollars on the ironborn. Everything looks cheap as fuck this season. Where did all the money go?
>>69961463
What's a floki?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfLScJVXBHQ
DABID says that GRRM told him about Shireens death. Does this confirm that Stannis is going to burn Shireen in the books?
>>69961502
Did you see that Dothraki CGI? Those big horse statues and making Emilia look slim aren't cheap.
>>69961502
Actors/actresses demanding more money because they know they're essential.
Why does /got/ have a hateboner for Salsa? Ain't her fault that DnD wrote her and lf to be idiots and fucked up her arc in S5
Daily Reminder that if you think any episode of GoT is more than a 7/10 you need to fucking kill yourself immediately
>>69961245
100% not Jorah as he doesn't even have stone aids in the books.
Very interesting line though. Everything about it makes me think of JonCon except ''smiling sadly'' is such a pointer towards greyjoy. But I can't connect a greyjoy to being dead.
>>69961467
>implying it has anything anything to do with misogyny or women at all
>implying it isn't just because this one particular woman is a complete doorknob
shes got a great body tho
>>69961472
What so he was killed and brought back by cotf? Seems like a copout if thats the case.
>>69961445
Those are false equivalencies. Ships are everywhere. Perfumed seneschals aren't, and "born amidst salt and smoke under a red star" is much more complicated.
Jorah only fits that vision because he has a reason to smile sadly that's connected to Daenerys. He isn't a corpse, and he has nothing to do with ships.
>>69961381
does she watch based lucha underground?
>>69961492
>from a guy who knew about stannis' death
So, he doesn't fucking know anything?
Daily reminder that they should have just turned Gendry and Podrick into one character
>>69961517
>he still, even now, believes the rest of the books are ever coming out
This is all there is anon.
>>69961455
Fat man keeps saying he wants a bitter sweet ending so it won't all be good.
>>69961523
She's a bad actor. She says things but it always seems as though she doesn't quite understand the things she's saying. I guess that's because she's having a hard time remembering all her lines or something but in the end whatever the reason for it is she's just bad and it's very immersion breaking.
>>69961502
CGI dragons.
>>69961523
I like how she looks, sophie turner is a pretty bad actress though senpai, i dont think her dialogue or arc is that bad just sophies acting makes it cringey.
>>69961396
They were lifted from the books?
>>69961492
>Benjen stark apparently
Whys he so uncertain about that when every thing else is so certain? Sounds like is just random mysterious coldhands.
>>69961563
>I can't read: the post
>>69961234
that scene was so good I'm pretty sure D&D fought to get it out of the show or something
>>69961547
Copout? How so? And how else could it be explained?
>ofc benjen probably ain't coming back
>>69961563
Id link you to the actually dudes post but i couldnt really be fucked looking for it, basically he predicted the exact plotlines for each character before the eps came out and hes been right about everything so far.
>>69961593
We saw them once in 5 episodes.
>>69961250
if i throw you out of the moon door would you die?
>You will never EVER sit with you bannerless bros in a tavern drinking and joking about what Gregor's face looked like he saw Beric
>You will never help simple folk to get rid of bandits together
What is the purpose of existence
>>69961625
>>69961610
Stopped reading as soon as he mentioned Stannis' death, anyway I don't want spoilers
>that suspicious absence of sand sneak
We're going to be treated with a big, smelly pile of Dorne shit next episode, aren't we?
>>69961633
not if I hold the door
>>69961624
Because if he was coldhands why not have him earlier on in the show and help bran get to 3eyedraven like he does in the books?
How does Benjen coming back make sense?
As Coldhands, no less.
>OH SHIT I'M THE FUCKING LORD COMMANDER
>CRAP CRAP CRAP WHAT DO I SAY
>SAVE ME JON!
err....yeah. close the bloody gate
>mfw
>>69961400
You think Sophie studied The Kirsten Dunst Method? I don't think she's dead enough in her her eyes, but she's still young.
>>69961678
Very little on the show make sense anymore
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0PuOFhaH6
>>69961685
I swear if she was in high school with me I would've had crush on her
Daily reminder that Starks cant be White Walkers
>>69961517
It basically confirms Melisandre will burn Shireen, but not necessarily that Stannis is involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMI_HBO5FOM
Post yfw Bran travelled back in time and spoke to Varys from the flames
>>69961302
I'm a showfag and this was a 4/10 wtf /tv/.
>>69961745
What did he say?
>>69961757
"nice cock lol"
Cast him
>its a teleporting episode
>>69961757
finger licking chicken dicken
>>69961744
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
No more dead wolves!
>>69961772
young Varys
>>69961772
Boy whore #3
>>69961754
redditors
>>69961757
SAVE AERYS
>>69961772
Satin
>>69961745
Bran=Lord of light
>>69961784
She is way to into that
Dirty slag
>>69961784
>>69961455
Jon drives a sword through Dany to create Lightbringer.
I've noticed this trend lately where heroes are cucks. Rick Grimes is another one. Sam Tarly too. It was also implied that Walter White was a cuck. For fucks sake even Ceasar was a cuck on Rome. Basically any of the good guy heroes are invariably cucks. Why are the Jews doing this? What's their end game here?
>>69961784
Anyone have the Robb/Jaime vertical with "choose your weapon"?
>Hold the door
>>69961847
Jews don't have an end game, they just do as their Lizard masters command
>>69961847
Girls want the bad boy.
>>69961796
>SAVE AERYS
>AVE ARYS
>VARYS
Pottery
>>69961784
I miss my dog ;-;
>>69961847
You're just crazy. This is crazy.
>>69961847
>cuck cuck cuck XD
>>69961757
AM I TOO SOON? ARGH IM TOO SOON. SAVE ARYS IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
VERY IMPORTANT SAVE ARYS
VERY SAFE ARYS
VERY ARYS
VERARYS
VRARYS
VARYS
VARYS
WHY ARE LANNISTERS SO SMUG
wa
wai
WAIT
hol up
>>69961873
>Bloodraven has been warging Varys this entire time
IT FITS
>>69961884
>stop using memes that trigger me
>>69961757
got ur gog lol xD
>>69961539
Shes also a lesbian who cant really act...
>>69961896
Blonde, blue eyes, rich,etc
i'd be smug
hold thephone
>>69961913
>Shes also a lesbian
you dont really believe this do you?
>>69961878
It's not crazy. Why else would they make Ceasarion Pullo'so son if not to make Ceasars a cuck. The jews are trying to normalize cucks. I just haven't figured out why yet.
>hodors back story leaked years ago
Even after all the shit they've been through, Sansa still sees Jon as a bastard and not real family. Hope she dies.
Seems like Robb was the only one who really loved Jon.
>>69961784
Thats a huge fucking dog
>>69961455Bran will destroy everything to keep the loop from ever happening again
>>69961757
VARYS
LISTEN TO ME NOW
AERYS
AERYS TARGARYEN
HE IS THE KEY
AM I TOO SOON?
TOO SOON
>>69961796
SAVE THE KING, SAVE THE WORLD
>>69961655
Yeah no idea. If they wanted to, they would have already. I just wanna see coldhands and benjen. This is probably the last chance for that to happen.
>>69961847
Sam isn't a cuck though.
>>69961896
>Why does tyrion think his gold made off the backs of serfs is better than the slavers gold made off the backs of slaves?
Because they're assholes anon
>>69961923
Its pretty fucking obvious. I could believe shes bi, maybe, but she sure as fuck isnt straight.
>>69961945
>Seems like Robb was the only one who really loved Jon.
>>69961892
LYANNA?!?! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MOTHER'S NAME?!?
>>69961896
because they have cocks
>>69961947
>dog
wew lad
>>69961959
Please grow up. Working for a company like EA is completely different from being an actual slave.
>>69961962
yeah thats what I meant
I wouldn't be surprised if she bats for both teams, but there is no way in fuck she is 100% homosexual
>>69961538
>connect a Greyjoy to being dead
>what is dead may never die etc
>>69961984
Thats not serfdom my historically illiterate friend.
>>69961892
Wtf is with this forced meme? It hasn't been funny once yet. Just stop.
>>69961945
Arya was the only one that treated him as a brother and arguably her favorite sibling. Robb saw him as a basted even if he did have affection for him. Remember in season one when they each got a dire wolf and The on told Jon that he gets the runt of the litter? Robb just looked at Jon like "it's true, know your place".
>>69961967
Quasimodo please go
>Hold the door
Holy shit, Bran being the villain I did not see coming
>>69961984
...what
>>69961955
That incest child even has his name. Sam is the king of cucks.
>>69962013
Wazzatmean?
>>69961993
Maybe if she was ever linked to guys it might be more believable. Aside from epically turning down James McVey, who then seems to have written a song implying shes gay, she has only been linked withgirls (Charlote Hope, Hailee Steinfeld and now Adelaide Kane)
>>69962013
Wtf is with this forced meme
Forced meme
Forced mem
Force men
Face men
Faceless men
Faceless men
Faceless men
>>69962051
Please learn what the word "cuck" means instead of just meming. Seriously, there are tons of cucks on this show and you couldn't find one.
So what does quarterstaff sparring have to do with giving up the self?
>>69961538
>>69962004
>>69961245
Theon
His face is 'dead' because of the shit he went through as Reek, but now his eyes are bright again (also he was drowned, as a godly man should be)
>>69962083
San is the definition of cuck. He's taking care of his gf's son.
>>69961476
>>69962077
>>69961566
Wait, they're not?
>>69961408
>>69961443
>>69961754
>>69961745
>>69961794
>>69961892
GRRM came up with Hold the Door.
GRRM came up with time travel.
It will be in the book.
Respond to this.
Explain how you can make fun of the show for something that GRRM, not D&D, wrote.
>>69961476
>Jon
>naming his child after the tyrant and child murderer Stannis
It's going to be Jeor Mance Targaryen.
>>69962107
It's hella fucking epic
>>69962077
Faceless men
Facelmen
Facmen
Pacman
Wazzatmean?
>>69962130
That's not the definition of cuck, cuck
>>69962154
Delusional bookfags can't come to terms with the fact that GURM wrote something they didn't like
Tell me /got/.
Whens Thugfish going to continue the proud kinslaying tradition and pud Radmure down?
>>69962130
That's not the definition. I asked you to do a simple task and you failed. Amazing.
>>69962154
>It will be in the book.
>Gurm
>ever finishing the books
keekekekek
>>69962171
>>69961441
God forbid that the Driftwood Crown actually looks like it's fucking driftwood.
>>69962180
Why don't they just invent guns?
>>69962077
Autism
Autsm
Autm
Utm
Ut
U
U fuckin autist
>>69961638
The Brotherhood without Banners are Targaryen loyalists, not Robin Hoods merry men.
>>69962154
It's dumb as fuck who ever wrote it.
There I solved it.
>>69962204Wuzzatmean?
>>69961492
Where the rest Sendai?
>>69962156
He barely knew Mance and zombies cant breed.
>>69962202
The WW cull humanity before they achieve that level of technological progression. Calling it now
>>69962173
>>69962187
Your damage control doesn't change the fact that Sam is a cuck. Go cry about it you cuck lover.
>>69961784
The webm stops when she starts lick his asshole
>>69962020
>Bran
>Villain
>Not the CoTF who done fucked up and made the others
>Not the 3ER who essentially orchestrated Hodor's retardation
>>69962248
What is this a fucking jrpg now?
>>69962204
>Utm
>Ut
>U
>U fuckin autist
U
U
U
U
4
U
Make it rain
Maktrain
Mtrain
Main
Bane?
>>69962222
No they're not. They were formed to capture the mountain by Ned stark
>>69962271
Bran is the nights king
>>69962284
It's been an anime since S5 at least
>>69962260
>Understand what words mean is "damage control"
wew lad
>>69962222
Hm no
They are siding with anyone Meli is siding
Are there any other time travel characters still to come?
I feel a craving for David Tennant
>>69962260
That just shows that you truly have no idea what you're talking about. Faggot.
Did people in medieval times really just have no problem with being casually naked and getting their dick out to examine it in a roomfull of coworkers?
>>69962154
I make fun of GRRM's writing all the time though friend.
>>69962341
Actors do that now you mong
>its a "people assume bookfags worship George and think he can do no wrong and call them delusional" episode
Hold the door is dumb whoever wrote it
>>69962341
They're actors and thus more eccentric
lol
GRRM closed off the comments section of his website because of the last episode.
>>69961959
Yup. Family, duty, honor. They just don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
A lot of loyalty for a bravoosi sellsword
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0suGqrqh7rv
>>69962341
I doubt it. Did you really not know the answer to that question?
>>69961492
>Tommen kills himself
What a cop out
>GRRM/D&D couldn't write a half way complex character so he necks himself.
>>69962397
I thought that had been closed for months and months
>>69962341
People working on theater have always been more open about it, since they have to change costumes in cramped places, so there's no time to be shy.
>>69962397
IT ALL COMES TUMBELING DOWN
I
T
A
L
L
C
O
M
E
S
D
I
A
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>>69962341
There wasn't even female actors back in medieval times.
>>69962332
Dany did say Ten's catchphrase this week.
>>69962318
>>69962337
Whether it's butthurt or autism, you are both engaging in full damage control for your hero Sam the cuck. He's investing parental effort on a child that isn't his. He literally has to say "this is my gf's baby". He's a cuck and you two are cuck lovers. Illiterate losers.
>>69962436
It was closed for a day when episode 1 aired. Then he opened it up 3 days later. It's been a month and now he's shut down the comments again.
>>69962451
I don't give a fuck about Sam. I am just telling you you're using a word wrong and you look like a fucking retarded 12yo
>>69962446
I have not dismissed you?
>>69962401
Wrong house words. Inb4 bait
>>69962173
>>69962187
There is no actual fucking definition for "cuck" you autists, it's internet slang at this point and language changes. The word comes from "cuckoo" anyways and raising someone else's child makes much more sense as being a "cuck" than your wife having sex with someone else.
>>69962459
Man he's such a sensitive fag.
>>69962451
Ah, so now we've upgraded it being autistic to know what words mean.
>>69962451
>>69962431
Blame dnd. Tommens like 6 in the book
>>69962490I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
>>69961918
green eyes.
>>69962510
>There is no actual fucking definition for "cuck" you autists
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cuckold
>>69962510
Lol. No.
It comes from 'cuckold' you fucking retard. It's been around a lot longer than the internet. Fucking children these days...
>>69962483
You should look up the word. Your boy Sam fits the definition and more. You obviously can't stand the fact that your hero has a chink in his shining armor. Shame.
>>69961993
She is absolutely gay. She likes pinning down smaller girls and eating their hairy muffs.
>my baneposting was so bad and cringey nobody gave me (You)'sIT'S NOT FAIR
>>69962067
Are you kidding? She's a notorious slut, and slept around with lots of guys in England
>>69962483
t. Maddox
why are you still so butthurt over getting called a cuck?
>>69962554
So I'm sure then you can post the definition right friend?
>>69962510
Yeah its so hip and new fucking Shakespeare was making cuck jokes.
>>69962576Fuck(You)
>>69962521
>I'll just post this meme pic, that'll change the definition of cuck.
Sam is a cuck you cucklover.
>>69962326
>melly sanders
>being in any way relevant to the bob
>>69962543
>it comes from cuckold
And cuckold comes from "cuckoo"
>>69962539
It's slang, the original meaning of "cuckold" is meaningless when discussing the current meaning of "cuck/cuckold"
bless him with Salt
bless him with Stone
bless him with Steel
>>69962604
You're a cuck.
>>69962614
>original meaning of "cuckold" is meaningless
Yes, you heard it hear first folks, the meaning of English words is meaningless.
So give it whatever definition you want, I don't fucking care. Be one of those people who insists Robert isn't a cuck, I don't care. Your pointless spam has gotten tiresome.
>>69962600
>In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1]
Your move cucklover.
>>69962576
Hay man most people move on from a shitpost 3 seconds after posting and that exactly what I did. So you have autism? I assume you're the guy I replied to? Pretty pathetic senpai.
I just watched the newest episode last night and I'm still recovering.
I was actually blown away and was left aghast as the credits rolled.
GoT really can deliver powerhouse moments.
So bloodraven made bran take the journey all that way north to show him a few visions. Then he gets fucked up.
Exactly what did bran get out of that journey except getting addicted to old wood?
>>69962617
Why don't they just get melisandre to say some magic words and grow his cock back?
>>69962222
>>69962293
>>69962326
They side with the smallfolk you bunch of ninnies
>>69962614
>>69962604
>>69962590
>>69962554
>>69962510
>>69962451
>>69962260
Samefag sitting up the thread with his kid-tier cucktrolling
>>69962618
No, Sam is a cucks and you're a cucklover doing damage control for your jewelry masters.
>>69962643
>In evolutionary biology
Would you like to describe how that applies to this situation?
ITT: people who watched this video and think they are super smart for arguing against contemporary use of "cuck" online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
you seem just as butthurt over him, probably because "my wife's son" meme hit too close to home
>>69962648
No fun allowed in this thread friend. The guy you replied to us the thread police who calls anyone who says anything autistic. Don't sink to his level and keep door posting.
>>69962641
You are autism personified. I bet you think Stannis is alive.
>>69962668
No, you're a cuck.
