>>69957455
1st for BREEDING Sansa
>>69959447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18z7r6OV2av
first for Bran
First for Jon x Sansa
Good job linking the old thread.
Fucking waste
>>69959379
>Ask and you shall receive
Post your belly.
>>69959498
That womb is polluted bro. Breeding is unlikely.
>>69959498
Q U E E N
First for Aeron Greyjoy doesn't give a fuck
All rise for the honorable King of Night.
And reminder that the has greenseer powers cause he fucking knew that Bran would weirwood his way to that exact place at that exact time
>>69959498
>>69959499
2nd for please leave forever
>>69959523
I'd shag her rotten desu.
>inb4 bran pushes himself out of the window in s1
>>69959538
>And reminder that the has greenseer powers cause he fucking knew that Bran would weirwood his way to that exact place at that exact time
What place at what time? He didnt know anything, you could see the surprise on his face
>>69959499
Is vocaroo girl the new roleplaying fags and jonautists?
>Hold the DOOR
Now that the dust has settled do you think that possible endgame reveals that George has been building up towards since book 1 a life time ago like Hodor, White walker creation etc are being spoiled by a second rate show in anti climactic and rushed ways will spur him in towards finishing the books faster or demoralise him so he takes longer?
Wuzzitmean?
>>69959538
Can he warg? If so Dany is well and truly fucked when he takes her dragons.
>>69959453
Who told you that? Your dad?
>>69959487
That swing Brienne did would barely make him nearly headless.
>>69959499
Would you kindly not make me hard right now
Bran Destroyer
>>69959498
Her butthole is broken now. It was implied in the CIA scene.
What went wrong?
>>69959570
>vocaroo girl
>girl
>implying it's not a trap
kek
>>69959574
>Kevin Eldon
He'll always be the weak lemon drinkman to me. And the laughing man from Partridge.
>too many blacks
>>69959598
Night King has such a tiny hand.
>>69959538
DABID LET'S HAVE 4 (FOUR) RIDERS, IT'S GONNA BE JUST LIKE THE 4 RIDERS OF THE APOCALYPSE
>>69959574
It means George is happy with bags of cash and doesnt give a shit about spoilers. He'll probably change his ending anyway. Like how he said he decided to give Stannis a bigger part in the next book.
>>69959620
D&D
>>69959598
seriously though fuck bran
>>69959498
>>69959586
what else would you like bb?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DG2vUZP5BO
>>69959574
Fuck george so hard for throwing that Hodor bit to D&D
I think he's just going to rush the books right now and they will be an amalgam of shitty show canon and some good stuff GURM came up with
he's selling out
this show didn't deserve the Hodor reveal, it was too good.
>>69959620
everything
>>69959569
I found it too coincidental that he had a big army around that tree and was right there on horseback like he was waiting for someone or something before he moved out.
And he didn't look surprised to me.
>>69959620
DICKS
I
C
K
Sno cock
>>69959622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18z7r6OV2av
:^) :^) :^)
>>69959598
>Bran builds the wall
>Bran destroys it
bravo grrm
>>69959643
Fuck Bran right in his boipussy
>>69959636
>Like how he said he decided to give Stannis a bigger part in the next book.
Source on this?
>>69959662
He wasnt outside the tree. He came there because the Mark is a tracker device too.
>>69959683
I'm talking about this tree
>>69959620
why are people pretending euron isnt an edgy faggot in the books too
Why isn't anyone discussing that Dany's about to get a huge navy for free soon? And then the fat whore will make that annoying smug fave again.
>>69959620
No screen presence or charisma, low energy actor t b h. Sad !
>>69959660
that is a good exapmle of disgust.
>All white men must die, Podrick.
What did she mean by this?
>>69959672
Ok we get it now, at least record something new so I don't waste my fucking time
Make the Iron Islands Great Again
>>69959692
How so?
>>69959673
I called it 3 years ago, friendo.
please don't ruin another thread
>>69959695
Tyrion's gonna tell her that invading Westeros with a huge army of pillagers and rapists (including the Ironborn) would look really really bad right?
>>69959705
What?
>>69959574
He will write everything completely different so he can get more money from another adaption of his works. An absolute madman.
>>69959691
Is that a dead Weirwood?
>>69959682
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/25/george-rr-martin-game-of-thrones-twist-will-appear-in-books-not-tv-show
Its most likely Stannis.
So, Theon VolcanoCock confirmed?
Theres defintley no way they make that many "Theon has no cock" referances without doing something.
>>69959721
>>69959673
>>69959643
>>69959598
>tripfag literally replying to himself
>>69959716
>i am the storm, my lord, the first storm and the last
>*unsheaths katana*
>>69959752
what is the volcano cock?
>>69959740
Not sure.
Used to have leaves and stuff but obviously being in a really cold place like that might've killed it by now maybe
>>69959743
Wishful thinking tbqh
Far more likely to be someone more minor, like Barristan
>>69959620
>Let's go murder them!
Uhhhhh
>>69959705
So he's a piece of shit in real life as well.
How does a man who comes out with what I consider pretty intelligent content (Although most of is crazy and autistic) make cringe fucking retard shit like this?
https://youtu.be/pTeL6GA7z3M
I subbed to him yesterday due to you guys linking a bunch of his shit, but this is retarded.
>>69959743
He's not going to finish the books guys, just let it go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IUTB07MV9C
>>69959702
>I shall even have to kill you one day my dear squire
>>69959728
Tyrion has become completely useless. He will probably make some dick jokes or something.
Or maybe he will try but she won't listen anyway.
God I hope Arya kills Daenerys. It will make her worthless story meaningful.
>>69959783
He will give the notes and guidlines to Preston in his will. You heard it her first. Save us Preston
>>69959662
there are no other military targets in the North
>>69959777
Stannis or Selmy, either way the point stands. He changes the story after the show does shit.
>>69959447
;____; why do DABID and GOLLUM hate the wolves as much as Stannis????
>>69959782
Yeah that vid was underwhelming. Got has become so shit you can't even make fun of it anymore
>>69959782
dumb nigger it's his series where he makes fun of the retarded show, his more serious stuff is a different series
>>69959762
You do realize the guy spends his days on a ship with no one to talk to.
Literally Crazy does not mean hes edgy.
>>69959784
>69959784
My God you have a repulive voice. I mean, fucking hell - I'm from Northern Ireland and I'm saying this. Where're you even from?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ICzoYj1CJ
>>69959691
that tree is the same location he was created.
>>69959574
George strikes me as the kind of guy that would be really disappointed by this. It's his life's work after all. His legacy that's being spoiled. But then again he might not give a shot about any of that and be bathing in money twice a day.
>>69959826
kek
>>69959823
>repulive
Wanna try that again, sweety?
>>69959821
>where are my cousins
>let's kill them ;)
>implying this is not edgy 12 year old tier
>>69959801
>Arya one hit KO dany
>mfw
>>69959764
Theons going to get a red priest to make him rise again harder and stronger.
>>69959764
Theon regrows his Penis by the power of R'hllor and it cums fire.
>>69959826
grills on /got/?
>>69959620
>>69959586
Who here is still hoping Euron will be revealed to be a faceless man and facechange into Daario in the finale?
>>69959784
Can you read these excerpts from the books?
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
And
>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing.
>>69959775
she enjoyed that, damn
wish the cotf had better powers than big firecrackers desu
>Dany invades Westeros with Cockless, Vikings and Mongols
Yeah she's just going to get the S1 fuck-up with the Mongols again isn't she? Huge pillaging, raping horde and she's going to go SJW on them.
>>69959826
kek'd
>>69959839
>asha literally said she'd execute him 5 minutes before
>in the last scene of the season finale it will be revealed the world really is the eye of Macumber
you could have stopped it
>>69959839
When does he want to kill Asha in the books?
Hes Edgy as fuck in the show yes.
>>69959845
>>69959843
I would pay to watch that
>>69959538
Why was their focus on the three eyed raven?
They don't care about the children of the forest, don't care about Bran. They seem to have a gripe with him.
Why?
What the fuck did he do?
>>69959814
>>69959815
I understand that, my point being him making fun of the show is fucking cringe and not funny at all. He can go about it a different way then fucking maxipad jokes and the other voice shit.
>>69959656
The books are almost as bad as the show. Have you read anything else besides harry potter?
>>69959801
What do you mean? Tyrone's fucking shit up bigtime now.
>>69959839
>cousins
>>69959784
>>69959499
u got kik?
>>69959810
But why have your army and your horsed Walkers right there in front of the Weirwood tree and site you were made in front of and that Bran just so happened to see in the past and just so happens to be now visiting in the present if you didn't know he was coming.
Seems too weird that he'd just keep his army and have his dudes horsed there waiting for nothing, unless of course he knew that Bran would be visiting, which would be possible if the Night's King has greensight powers, might also explain how he broke out of the Children's control
>mfw the whole story ends with Bran going back in time and preventing all the mess from happening
>>69959860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NNaUDsAOxg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FWuCx8vZWN
:^) Enjoy!
>>69959879
fuck off dumbass
>>69959833
George is holding out for the anime he's having commissioned after GoT ends.
>>69959874
>the long night is Macumbers catarax and he's going blind destroying planetos
Tragic end
>>69959830
I know it is, but why just have your army and walkers surrounding it looking at it unless you knew someone was coming?
>>69959801
I think Dany should die from her dragons some how. Would be pretty dank.
Arya killing her makes no sense though, if the faceless men are anything they are like in the books they'd probably want Dany to be queen.
>>69959879
There are these things called opinions. I genuinely laughed at the previous ones.
>>69959837
Fuck off, faggot
>>69959891
niece and nephew you daft cunt
>>69959702
Where is Podrick now? I miss him.
>>69959826
Why this shit turns me on
>there's an autistic girl on /got/ right now
>>69959941
>he thinks a nuncle and a niece are cousins
>>69959952
He rode off with jon
>>69959886
Well, yeah he's doing something..but it isn't exactly...big.
Maybe I am wrong here but Tyrion feels like a secondary character now. I was watching some old episodes a few days ago and he's definitely not as important now. His plan seems kind of dumb to me as well - a far cry from the way he managed things in KL back in S2.
>>69959952
still with Brienne, no time for scenes for tertiary characters right now
>>69959912
hi.....u r butiful.....plis be in in mumbai....i make u happi wife
>>69959878
Yeah, was a bit weird that the Walkers and wights killed everyone else yet left the Three Eyed Raven alive for the Night's King to kill personally.
But might be just to give his actor more screentime and a more meaningful death instead of lol hacked to death by wights.
>>69959959
Haven't opened the link, but I'm going to make a wild guess and says it's a girls voice and you are a thirsty virgin.
>>69943148
>Children Of The Florest make the White Walkers to protect themselves from men.
>They make peace with First Men
>White Walkers atack while they're in peace (bazillion years after btw), share religion and lands peacefully.
>White Walkers are sealed in the other side of the wall with CotF magic.
>So what, they didn't use the White Walkers? The White Walkers waited the right moment to rebel? Why would they keep the weapon with them if they were in peace (complete peace btw) knowing fully well that it could rebel? And they did, they didn't take free will from the night king.
Well, they might not have known the First Men would keep the peace. And they also might not have known that the WW/Others would, or even could rebel. Assuming they created them during the war with the First Men, they must have had some way of controlling them for c8,000 years. Why wouldn't they assume that that control mechanism would last? If you have the equivalent of a nuke, why destroy it? Just sit on it until you need it.
>And why destroy the Arm Of Dorne if they had white walkers? I mean you could say that they did it to stop a White Walker invasion in Essos, but the destruction of the arm was before the White Walker invasion.
Implying the Arm of Dorne was even smashed by the CotF. But if it was, who knows? Maybe the Pact came before the creation of the WW. Or maybe the WW were created towards the end of the war but never used (like the Nazi stealth plane).
>If it was to fight the andals so
>Why did Leaf say that they made the White Walkers to fight men like Bran, who is from the First Men lineage, and not andal.
Fuck knows.
>Didn't they mention in both books and show that the White Walkers atacked before the andals came along and that's the reason to build the wall, something that was already there when the andals arrived?
Yup. Same logic would apply though; if you have nukes, why bother destroying them? Just keep em in a bunker.
>>69959826
wat de fug :DD
>>69959878
If the theories are right then they don't want to kill Bran, just force him south of the wall so his new mark will break the magic seal that's keeping them out.
Then either they have a way through the wall or the whole thing comes down somehow.
Three eyed raven and the CotF were on their shitlist for a while so they killed them all anyway.
>>69959974
Not unless they take down the patriarchy anyway.
>>69959912
>the way you say arousing
>>69959979
It seems like they came for him personally to settle something.
I'm pretty sure we'll get a flashback vision thing with Bran to understand what he did.
>>69959968
It's because S2 Tyrion was following George's plan and this season Tyrion is following the machinations of DABID and Dan
>>69959826
What am I doing with my life.
>>69959912
Oh god these are bad, literally a 12 year old making le funny voices
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
How was the last episode?
>w-we do not sew
>>69959993
Why the fuck are you responding to an anon from a thread 9 hours ago?
So does inheiretance mean nothing in the Ironborn culture?
Why was Theon not given the Salt Throne for being Balons son?
>>69960011
reminder that its dabid and dab
>>69960024
>why are bookfags being autistic?
>>69959864
They do. Its just that they can't control it, or do it in a fashion that won't kill themselves off. They were the ones who broke off the arm of Dorne from Essos, thereby stopping the migration of the First Men. They also tried to repeat it at the Neck, but it ended up as a marshland instead.
>>69959968
Its because Tyrion is doing all the stupid shit Selmy was supposed to do. Tyrion's fucking with the slavers, releasing the dragons, and bringing in the red witch to advise dany is all shit that going to bit him in the ass later.
>>69959907
1) Bran intentionally went to the location BR showed him to see what it was like in the present.
2) NK was there because it's where he was born
The only issue is that the two locations are a couple of hours from each other. Obviously it's kind of weird that they're just standing around but then the WW don't appear to have a society in the show so w/e.
>>69959874
>we want the Men in Black audience
>>69957266
>barely put any effort into lore and story telling
>let fans fill in the blanks
>patch any inconsistencies with "flow of time is convoluted in Lordran"
10/10 GOATEST lore of all time
>>69960036
Oh cool. See that's what I'm talking about.
Some old world deep magic shit.
>>69959993
The first men crossed the line first. They squeezed them, They hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, Children Of The Forest turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like gold. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world turn to ice.
>>69960020
>No option for 0/10
>>69959986
>implying I'm a lesbian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ewoJcXO0Lz
you're welcome
>>69959826
>This game me a boner.
I'm doomed ain't i?
I always liked autistic Ayyy girls but this...
I'm beyond saving.
Thoughts?
>thread filled with retarded opinions and dumbass questions
>turns out half of the posters are girls
makes sense
>>69959912
Fuck off, attentionwhore.
>>69959833
He knows he's old and might not finish it so fuck it.
>>69960024
Why not? It's still interesting.
>>69960092
>>>/r9k/
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
pick one and stay there
>>69960066
Reminder the children started the war. They attacked first.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nOuEzjJ5W7
>>69960045
>2) NK was there because it's where he was born
Where he was made thousands of years ago.
Why just be staying there on horseback with your army looking at the tree? Dude obviously doesn't normally hang around there. He was much further up North when he was at the ritual to make that baby into a Walker.
But we'll just agree to disagree about why he was there.
>>69960020
I liked Bran sacrificing Hodor and the Braavos play
Everything else was shit
>>69960093
>Giving us funny OC as we ask
>Attentionwhore.
I may be a beta whiteknight, but you're the worst type of fedora wearing omega.
>>69960088
stop you fat cow
>>69960060
This.
Souls fans who actually think the soul's lore is anything above steryotypical mediocre, patchwork stereotypical fantasy shit are delusional.
>>69959538
No you dum dum. The nights King is bran.
DAILY REMINDER THAT HODOR WAS A GOOD FRIEND!!!
>>69960073
That's what I was implying yes, that you like girls and aren't good enough to get meaningful attention in real life.
Caloreesi looked really teeny tiny in this episode
Creative wardrobe / post-production, or is shehot again?
>>69960091
You first
>>69959961
>girl
>>69960066
Pretty much, yeah.
>>69960139
he was, but then bran used him, turned his mind in to mash and killed him
>>69960091
agreed. dab and dabid are literal gods
>>69960088
promise me ned was funny but you gotta stop it man come on
>>69959999
QUADS
>>69960062
Old Westeros had a shitton of magic. 3EC mentions to Bran that the CoTF initially taught men to send voice mail using ravens, but they forgot how to and switched to writing when the Andals taught them how to.
>>69960140
Fuck off normie
>>69960105
But him and the other ones calling it a plothole or calling bullshit on it already got btfo though.
All those stories and "history" about what happened back then were bullshit.
>The oldest histories we have were written after the Andals came to Westeros. The First Men only left us runes on rocks, so everything we know about the Age of Heroes and the Dawn Age and the Long Night comes from accounts set down by septons thousands of years later. There are archmaesters at the Citadel who question all of it. Those old histories are full of kings who reigned for a hundred years, and knights riding around a thousand years before there were knights.
>>69960139
Hodor was treated worse than an animal
>not skipping daenerys parts
why are you doing this to yourselves
>>69960091
Spot on about the Emilia Clarke nudity stuff. And D&D. Seems like they just can't win.
I don't think she's a great actress though.
>>69960178
>You gotta stop.
It's spammy now, but let's be honest, /got/ sucks, at least this is OC and we can ask her to do shitty lines as we please.
Better her autistic voice than the faggots roleplaying as Margaery and the omegas trying to fuck the roleplaying fag.
>>69959909
That's literally what's going to happen, he's going to appear to his younger self and tell him to stay off the fucking tower.
Cameos will be Maximum, he'll be cut into stock footage from the first episode and everyone will lie happily ever after.Also Gendry will be legitimized and become King after Robert's death instead of Joffrey
>>69960091
>D$D a-arent so bad guys!!11 give them a break
I'll give them a break when the show is season 1 quality again.
>>69960037
>is going to bite him in the ass later
Tyrion, Daenerys and Jon are the normie favourites and as such are prohibited from failing ever
Vocaroofags do the 20 good men scene.
>>69960214
that's a surprisingly good point
>>69960132
Hey you, how about you dont like that fire
:^D
>implying anyone wants to see this fat cow naked
not even photoshop can fix emilia clarke
>>69960192
I know this might come of as a shock to you, but not everyone here, and especially not in /tv/, is a loser who doesn't get out of their basement.
>>69960234
>>69960132
souls lore is presented a lot better and a lot more atmospherically so is it really surprising that people get lured into thinking its better?
>>69960239
What the fuck are you even talking about
euron doing the 'lets murda them' line was almost as bad the bad pussy line
I need more DABID screencaps
Give them to me
>Bran still having visions while not connected to the WWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwAAJrR7Hqs
>>69960264
Souls lore is easy to understand if you arent autistic, and need info spoonfed to you
>>69960239
Yeah, I mean I do have to go out to buy food sometimes
>>69960239
>especially not in /tv/
You must be new
If you guys are going to give autistic vocaroo fags attention, you might as well get requests from an actual vagina, instead of an autistic 12 year old boy who doesn't know when to stop.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JNFJiSsH7s
>>69960303
Fuck off, /tv/ is full of normies trying to act austistic.
How did Yara know Euron kill Balon?
Pure fucking speculation because of when he arrived?
BENIS?
>>69960303
This is the most accurate despiction of an average /tv/ anon I've ever seem
>>69960282
NEED
2
BREED
>>69960312
you sound fat
not obese just like you should jog more
>>69960295
>>69960264
>>69960234
>>69960132
>>69960060
take your /v/eddit discussion out of here you fucking retards
>>69960230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ambOFkMt3h
>>69960330
Is that big pecker?
>>69960312
Jesus christ, just stop. Both of you are beyond pathetic.
>>69960312
>please give me attention instead of that other girl
fuck off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RHDixXAO2O
>>69960264
2deep4u fill in the blanks makes no sense (time is convoluted LOL) lore is very enticing for discussion but it's just shit writing.
>>69960312
No, fuck off, you are not even meme tier, at least the other vocaroo fag is funny
>>69960088
Are you drunk or something?
Also do: And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly...
>>69960330
he eats Brienne's bad pussy while she's on her period?
sex scene confirmed
![gt11_cards_hot-pie[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WbHyvtr.png "gt11_cards_hot-pie[1].png")
Any of you guys play the cardgame?
>>69960312
hi
have you considered using a tripcode
Post playsansa nudes pls
>>69959762
>teleports behind you
>pushes you off bridge
>"nothing personnel kid"
>>69960330
20 good men strikes again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16bmjXH6hLX
>>69960312
>Give me attentionwhoring ass attention instead of an autistic ayyy.
>>69960358
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST
>>69960367
at least the other vocaroo fag is funny
>funny
>>69960341
Wuzzatmean?
>>69959826
Pls post the long one.. You know the one...
>>69960312
fucking HELL - yours is even worse than that other bint. "she" at least gets a point for having a novelty regional accent but this is just awful.
I know standards on 4chan are at absolute rock bottom but this is just embarrassing.
Could someone not at least go and recruit someone from /soc/'s vocaroo threads?
>>69960370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TSFauFAY58
>>69960393
my nigga
>>69960393
kek
>be melly
>ressurect jon
ok thanks melly, you can fuck off now
>fake Sansa gets her tits out
>real Sansa doesn't
Sophie is such a fucking bitch
>>69960358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06tpk9q64uf
any more requests?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mkx9Q9eBrt
>>69960445
What else can she offer? Her flame visions are worthless and she has no wealth or legions of followers.
>>69960464
do the bad pussy line in your gravely voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EIQCEbjrxH
>I dont doubt it... but Jon doesnt have the Stark name
>but I do
>scene focuses on Jon
this is the same fucking shit with Master Aemon saying
>A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing
>scene focuses on Jon
>>69960478
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mkx9Q9eBrt
>>69960432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUiSGwcGG3
FUCKOFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
Listen here you faggots, I only come to this shit board to talk and shitpost about this show. I didn't come here for some /soc/ attention whoring circus.
Fuck off and go back to posting memes.
>>69960489
Can't she throw fireballs and shit?
>vocaroofags have made /got/ even worse than usual
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>69960330
Looks like the Umber blokey.
>>69960493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WFr82POYAr
>>69960377
>Hot Pie forces your Dragon card to kneel
>>69960506
Bastards are bastards whether Stark or Targ.
Did Hodor see what was happening during his HOLD THE DOOR seizure in the past
also just fuck my timeline up senpai
>>69960520
Fucking this
>>69960520
you want the good discussion but you need the bad vocaroo attentionwhoring
>>69960526
>Worse
>Not better.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ICzoYj1CJ
As long as autistic ayy is here doing shit lines and hentai moanings we are better than we've ever been.
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See http://vocaroo.com/i/s06tpk9q64uf
