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Is this the most quotable movie of all time?
When you girls are done kissing, I'VE GOT SOME ASS-KICKING FOR YOU!
>>69957286
He's out there, rotting like a papaya. While we're in here, living the good life!
IF YOU'VE GOT AN ASS ILL KICK IT
You guys go that way, I'll go home!
I ROCK AND RULE ALL DAY LONG
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
YOU KNOW THE RULES FAGGOT.
>>69958179
was gonna post this :)
Uhhhhh TACO BELL TACO BELL
>>69958179
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
>>69957286
>"I DON'T KNOW'<
YER DAYS ARE OVAH MISTA
>>69958197
Nyugahhhhhh!
>>69958301
>All those quotes flashing in my head in real time.
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Lemurs go phh phh, koalas go beh...
>>69957286
no...
TIGER TIGER TIGER BIRD BIRDY
>yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, its a net...and its tiny
eenie meenie miney moe I wonder where my glove will go.
>>69957846
Muh man
>>69957286
That's not Napoleon Dynamite.
>I'm a man too you know. I go peepee standing up
>>69957286
Avatar
>>69961330
You may call me...Betty
FACE TO FOOT STYLE
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
I am a great magician...your clothes are red
>>69957286
Not at all
>>69961679
This barely has any, just the first scene and one or two other lines like "hothead".
Kung Pow is 100% quotable.
I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We trained him wrong as a joke
I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
>Still waiting for Kung Pow 2
>Never will get Kung Pow 2
Tell me...if you see a radioshack
Let me know ... if you see ... a Radioshack.
Master Tang:
Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe:
Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
>>69961507
But...isn't Betty a girl's name?
>>69962650
Why I oughta!
>>69962359
Anon, I have some news for you...
HUH, BIG DEAL
UP AND OVER
Now we'll see... WHO'S THE BEST
>not mean girls
We're children, we're children, WE'RE CHILDREN!!!
Such a cute baby
Bye bye!
WE ARE BOTH VENTRILOQUISTS AND WE PRACTICE EVERY DAY
Holy fuck this thread is reddit af. I'm cringing at you losers
From this day forward, you will all refer to me. By the name of... Betty.
OK, so here were my options:
A) Quickly roll sideways, dodge the claw, then take him with a spinning bird kick or
B) Take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die
...
Should've gone with A.
..............
woof
>>69960085
>>69961679
Only the first five minutes of that are quotable.
>>69964757
Someone get this hothead out of here
He told me there would be a chosen one.
>"There would be a chosen one."
Then, he told me of its significance.
>"It will be significant."
And then... he killed the dog.
