breaking benches follows the story of waldo whopper an obese man left with 3 months to live. his heart can't take it much longer so he works with an ex student to create the perfect burger
>You think a moderately obese guy like you is just gunna break bench?
Why did i laugh
oh fuck you OP, I actually laughed and now I'm ashamed.
Been drinking and this shit is pretty funny 10/10 would r8 8/8 nice b8
>>69955533
Fuck u OP
This shit is too funny ya'll needa stop though
>>69955533
>>69956560
I love you
>>69955533
>Waldo Whopper
This horse deadass had a huge black monster cock
>SAY MY NAMEHoisinburger
>>69957055
You're god damn right.
I'm ganna bang this chick so hard he ass is going to rip tf open
>>69955533
The Waddling Dead follows the story of Rick Grease, a man who enters a coma from untreated type 2 diabetes. He wakes up in the hospital two months later to find out the world has been overrun by zombies. Rick goes to his old Wal-Mart security job and picks up his mobility scooter and uniform, ready to head out into the world and find his family.
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>Walt, is there any particular trick to seasoning your burgers?
>>69956560
>>69957055
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>>69957462
96% pure fat
>>69955533
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day, but dammit I laughed. Good job OP.
Waldo's wife begins to lose her grip on reality as his pursuit for the perfect burger takes its toll.
>mfw he clogged the toilet again
>>69955533
>Waldo Whopper
You motherfucker...
>>69957462
It's chilli powder yo
I watched Wendy's die
I was there, and I watched her die
I watched them over dress the burgers, and lose revenue
I could have invested in them... but I didn't
>>69960046
I am the one who blocks.
>Waldo's son keeps getting extremely large breakfasts
>He tries to go to school despite not finishing it
>NO SON
>Waldo decides to create the ultimate fish burger
>Steals some fish from boats occasionally
HE CAN'T GET GETTING AWAY WITH FISH
>>69960465
>I watched Wendy's die
Why not just lose weight?
>>69957441
Paul Blart: Zombie Cop when?
You know the scene where Walter White throws the pizza to the roof? Well Waldo Whopperthrows the pizza to the roof too because he hates pizzas. Burgers 4 lyfe
>>69961086
>Throws the pizza on the roof
>Gets hungry and eats it 4 days later
>Dies
>When Waldo seeks a buyer for his chemically perfect burgers, he is put in contact with Gus, owner of a chain of restaurants. Waldo manages to persuade Gus into purchasing the recipe of his burgers for $1.2 million; after the product yields good returns, Gus offers Waldo $3 million for three months of his time. Gus' hiring and protection of Walt puts him at odds with his shareholders. Despite Gus' initial protection of Waldo, the collaboration between the two men becomes continuously strained when Waldo keeps breaking the chairs at Los Pellos Hermanos
Do they use a meth lab as a front for their burger lab?
>>69961315
All hidden in the back of a Burger King. It's the last place they'd think to look
>>69961272
I'm now picturing Walt's chair breaking from beneath him when he first talks to Gus and I'm losing my shit
The only good thread in a long time
>>69955533
Yeah I saw that, too bad the actor died. Good dedication to the roll though.
> Do you want Fries with that?
Any of you guys watched Metastasis?
>>69961693
Is that the Mexican version where he makes tacos instead?
>>69961712
>tfw Taco Salamanca has the supreme cheese supplies in his clutches
Waldo's ex-student accomplice is getting too fat from testing their burgers and Waldo gets concerned about Jesse's health.
>run.
>>69961272
Gold, anon.
>>69955533
ffs OP
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