I AM GAME OF THRONES
>>69954693
he has an astonomical overbite
This guy creeps me out...
>>69954715
>tfw he will never fuck your boipussy
This guy creeps me out...
>>69954693
Is it just me or was the whole population of the iron islands like 12 people
Where are my niece and nephew? Lets go murder them!
>Women belong in the kitchen, and diversity is bad!
What did he mean by this?
>>69954820
Darkness, my old friend, is this you?
>>69954693
FIRST of all, you're a girl
SECOND of all, your brother got castrated when he was captured and tortured by the current Warden of the North
THIRD of all, I'm going to build some ships too
FOURTH of all, I have a HUGE iron DICK and i'm going to *FUCK* the Targaryen SLUT
*hooting and applause*
where is his diverse crew of international pirates?
>>69954775
Came here to post this. D&D don't know subtlety do they?
>>69954899
Good point. They dropped the ball. Here is a logical area for diversity taht fits the character and would be cool to see.
Also, what do showfags think of him? We legit know nothing about him in the show.
>devious, cunning villain that is Euron in the books
>reduced to "yes i murdered my brother"
>as well as LET'S GO MURDER THEM
It's almost as if they combined Victarion's brusqueness/brutishness into Euron but left out all of the Euron? Even Victarion wouldn't be this stupid though.
>>69955044
dude he did all of this in less than 2 minutes screen time.
How the fuck could 100 ships leave without anyone noticing in 10 minutes
>>69955161
all of what? he didn't do hardly anything
I wish they'd casted someone with a bit more charisma.
>>69955166
> 100 ships
it's actually 43000 ships anon.
Get your shit together.
The real question is why the fuck did I hold any hope out that onscreen Euron would be anything like the Crow's Eye in the books?
So much for ever learning the mystery of his smiling eye since Fatass McFuckface will never finish another book.
>>69955166
why did the crews allow ashas men to take the ships?
>>69954770
those were the lords and some bannermen of the major houses of the islands.
>>69955289
Shhhh dont think
>>69954693
>WOMEN GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
wdhmbt?
>>69954693
Truly I have finally become the Game of Thrones.
>>69955300
All wearing Greyjoy matching armour and shields.
>>69954770
Let's say thw CEO of McDonald's dies.
The boardmembers get together to appoint a new CEO.
Not every fucking cashier in a blue smock from Idaho to Islamabad.
LET'S GO MURDER THEM
>>69955430
Dude, The Iron Islands are Dorne now. There's no time for other houses. The Kraken is the symbol of all Pyke, the only name of the iron islands.
he's like a shitty jack sparrow
>>69954775
its so bad...
>>69954775
YEAH
>>69954693
q_q
>>69954693
Can't wait for that STRONK woman to murder him
That will teach that White CIS male scum!
>>69955958
> murder him
but what's dead never dies
also
> I have finally become Game of Thrones
So Yara steals like a hundred ships if not the ENTIRE ironborn navy in like 15 minutes while they dunk Euron INSTEAD of literally running up with all those people towards Euron and killing him on the spot because he's a kinslayer.
Euron had like maybe 10 people with him and she had enough to steal the entire navy.
Is anyone even thinking this shit through in the writer's room over there?
What is his crown made out of? Driftwood?
>>69956095
they probably have enough driftwood and twigs to build a single ship on their shitty islands but he'll end up with an armada somehow
>>69956095
Same thoughts here, why didn't they just kill the kang?
>>69956135
Yes. The throne is also a stone worn by the tides.
>>69955289
they're loyal to her, not the king.
you dont fully understand how the iron islands work m8
>>69955008
they turned him into a racist, sexist, borderline retarded troglodyte like all the other ironborn on the show, so that it will fit the SJW narrative better when his lesbian niece and eunuch nephew come back and defeat him
>>69956135
the driftwood crown is one of the few things they adapted faithfully from the books
>Finally I truly became the Game Of Thrones
what did he mean by this?
>>69954775
>I love being evil and doing evil things like kinslaying
>did I mention I'm the new villain?
>>69956427
Yea, they are setting him up for the next villain after Ramsay.
>>69956284
what kind of post is this?
You do realize that it takes a full crew to sail these ships, right? Asha doesn't have enough followers to steal that many ships. If she did then she would have won the moot, bruv.
>>69955958
>no godless man may sit on the seastone chair
>but I am no man
>>69954877
So, he's basically the Trump of Westeros.
>First of all, you're a girl
>Second, Bernie you have no dick.
>Third, I'm going to build a wall
>Fourth of all, I have a HUGE golden DICK
>>69956411
that you're a fagget
