I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
Fascinating! Anyone else got film-related rituals?
keep me posted
I love this pasta
>>69952679
Yeah man you know that part at the start of American Beauty where Kevin Spacey's character is jerking off in the shower? I do that too sometimes.
Margot Robbie has a similar morning routine where she re-enacts American Psycho :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s
>>69952679
I dance in front of the mirror with my dick tucked and talk to myself
>>69952455
before i drive to work, i sit in my car with both hands on the steering wheel staring directly ahead of me while chewing a toothpick
i do this for around 15 minutes before heading to work where i get in the elevator to my floor and murder whoever happens to be in the elevator with me
>>69952679
Yes.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "CIA". First I stand up in the shower in the classic "CIA in charge" pose. With my eyes open I stand there for a minute, visualizing either CIA or the big guy from the movie (not the hothead because that one sucked) and I start to hum Deshi basara. Then the fire slowly rises and I greet an imaginary Dr. Pavel. It helps me to proceed through my day as a loyal hired gun. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my CIA leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
>>69952455
I sometimes slowly scan the room by moving my head left to right with a cold unforgiving glare pretending I'm the terminator scanning everyone and collecting data under a red filter.I wish I was kidding.
>>69953051
Are you me?
>>69952870
>>69953342
>>69953379
>>69952870
Golden.
>>69952870
quality post
>>69952870
>and I greet an imaginary Dr. Pavel.
I like to do shyroukens when nobody is around.
>>69952455
I give Patrick Bateman style album reviews randomly to friends. It's become a running joke among us but they can't into film and have no idea what I'm emulating.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the pestmeister". First I dance around in the shower in the classic "3 guys dancing naked in the tub" pose. With my eyes closed I become chinese there for a minute, visualizing either nice ladies or hoiting (not that im not sexy while im hoiting that sucks) and I start to hum an egyptian theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and spread my cape. It helps me to proceed through my day counting stinky dinkies. The only problem is if the stinky dinky sticks to my cape. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to be in a mood to scam.
>>69953830
do you ever mention the repeatition of digits?
>>69953830
Are they spontaneous or do you memorize what you're going to say beforehand
>Work as a plane refueling guy
>Drive up to a plane
>Tilt the side mirror to see my reflection
>Step out of car
>Walk up to plane with a squiggy
>Slowly wipe it across plane fuselage
>Hand the squiggy to co-worker
>Tell him, "This pirate crackdown is a go!"
>Refuel plane and repeat process on next plane.
>>69953051
Fuuuuuuuuuuug
>Mfw just came back from a thread where someone admitted to doing this, along with a few other people including myself
I think this is actually common enough on /tv/ to warrant recognition by now.
>>69953051
It only counts if you move your eyes first, then your head
>>69952709
Kekkeles...
