ITT: Films that broke up your relationship
>>69946831
Give us the story.
I didn't get this movie.
I guess you have to be a loveless loser?
>>69946950
what's to get?
>>69946831
Idk if it broke it, but it was the last thing we ever did together
>>69946831
i saw this with my gf at the time in the movie theater, it was super cringy and awkward.
only proper relationship movie coming through
She thought Rosamund Pike's actions were justified and I called her a psycho cunt.
Her current boyfriend has a strap on fetish and she started cutting herself last year. Also she left like three drunken messages on my voicemail last month which i have yet to delete.
>>69946831
I broke up with my gf after we watched crank, she said the sex scene was a rape scene lol. The argument just kind of spiraled out of control. Fuck her anyway.
H O W
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. It didn't really end it, but it was the last movie I remember seeing with her.
>>69946831
where do i get this kind of comfy lighting? i want to live like this
>>69946831
None of them have. Though I'm sure my gf won't appreciate Evil Dead's gore. I'm going to tell her about August Underground and A Serbian Film someday. That'd be it.
>>69947900
>which I have yet to delete
When Fury Road just came out.
>>69947900
I got into a fight with this cunt I was with after I showed her Seven Samurai and she thought the slut did nothing wrong by sleeping with the one samurai and then ignoring him like it never happened.
>b-but it's okay to be a whore if you are going to die
>there are people on /tv/ that have had relationships
>>69948161
i miss oval
>>69948161
This what the fuck man
>>69946831
Movie gave her the idea to leave you for a computer, eh?
>>69948161
seriously though
Watching this in bed actually precipitated the commitment to end the relationship.
Felt like life was a filthy pepe comic.
The last film I saw in the cinema with her was The Martian. It was great, a random guy came up to us and gave us free tickets. I remember quickly glancing at her and she looked so beautiful. She ripped my heart out. We were kissing one time on my bed and she randomly got up and said she wasn't in love with me. I got well and truely Ralphed. I can't trust them anymore.
>>69946831
It didn't directly break my relationship but it made me suspicious how much she liked it and insisted I watch it and how she acted in past relationships like the chick in the movie/book. My suspicion about her being a whore was correct. Once a whore always a whore. So glad This relationship is long over and haven't had any contact in years.
>>69948414
Forgot pic
>>69946831
Best thing that ever happened to me :)
>>69948394
Being burnt like that is a special kind of pain, but it would be a disservice to yourself to become too closed off.
After a while, you only feel worse about it
>>69947648
Is this a love triangle movie?
>>69948632
You can't trust white women anymore.
>>69949062
so you got cucked by the fuckbender eh?
Does it count if I'm leaving her soon?online relationships are fucking stupid anyway, not even real relationship. i don't want to hurt their feelings though.
>>69949220
Would that it were so simple.
I mean, it didn't destroy it, but we went to see it right after she told me she was dropping out of uni and moving back home.
I was convinced LDR would work.
She dumped me for an ex heroin addict a little under a year later. Thanks Sarah!
I once tried to get my ex into Archer
>Hey babe we should watch this show together its really funny
>"Anon they are talking too fast"
>"Anon I don`t get whats happening"
>she starts kissing my neck
>"lets do something else instead"
>I get pissed off at her because everytime we try and watch something it ends up with us fucking
>Babe please, can you just try and pay attention?
I had no sex for a week after that
>>69947979
>she said the sex scene was a rape scene lol
I'm no nu-male cuck but desu I agree with her.
>>69950079
no sex for a week, boo fucking hoo. I haven't had sex with my gf for months
>>69950286
fucking leave her, you cuck
holy shit, why put up with a woman if you aren't having sex with her?
>>69950286
What fucking good is she?
Dump her ass. I'd rather be alone and be able to jack off when I want then share my house with a woman who won't fuck me.
>>69950325
>>69950371
after a few years all girls sex drive just disappears, start with a new one and get a temporary increase but then fresh bullshit
>>69950413
mix it up in the sack, son
i hate women but im not convinced
>>69950425
people always say this, but the fire's gone and you only really get sex when you're both drunk
King's Speech
I got mad when the King gave up the throne for the women he loved during a war that could have destroyed his Kingdom
Unloyal and risky
Female I watched it with said I wasn't romantic and we never fucked ever again
>>69950413
>after a few years all girls sex drive just disappears
This is when you move on, mate.
Unless you fell for the family meme.
>>69946831
Planet Terror... not entirely, but it was a step closer. She said it was sexist and the women were portrayed poorly.
>>69950614
did you explain to her that machine-gun legs are the embodiment of modern feminism?
>>69946831
The movie didn't break us up, but while we were watching it, I found out she was still texting her ex, only he was in her phone under a different name, so I kicked her out
>>69950976
did you finish the movie
>>69950286
t. Prep the bull pls
>>69950998
We didn't finish it, no, but I had seen it tons of times before. She never had though, and she was loving it. I hope she never got to see the rest.
>>69946831
I honestly, have no fucking clue what happened man. I was in a poly amorous relationship, both girls. I was watching this with one of them, making out quickly turned into fucking, and then during it I had realized that I never truly loved the one I was with, or at least the connection was no where near as strong as the other girl. I told both of them about it, they both turned on me and haven't spoken to me.
>>69951341
there's no need to lie, anon
Last thing we saw was b v s. She cheated on me and got pregnant. Feels bad bros
Definitely didn't cause the breakup but we watched this at an indie cinema and right after she said we couldn't see each other anymore since she was leaving for college.
It was a short relationship, but my first and I've never fallen for someone so hard. We would talk for hours at a time on the phone.
I've been in a relationship for three years now and it doesn't have that same excitement but I'm happy. Looking back I really wasn't ready for a relationship and it probably wouldn't have lasted anyways. :(
Fuck you for reminding me, OP. Fucking faggot
The Evil Dead. She got too scared lmao. She's with some regular guy, don't talk to her much.
>>69948632
Not true.
While there are some things I do miss, there are other things I miss even more that I know I'll never get back.
Pussy is completely over fucking rated.
>>69951430
literal DC.uck detected
Tropic Thunder
Good movie, bad memories.
Was watching movies with this girl I was trying to get with, she picked Patton off the shelf saying she had never seen it before, then proceeded to talk about how boring and awful the movie was while we watched it.
After she left I blocked her number and never talked to her again.
>>69952254
Good lad
Kino is more important then sluts
>>69946831
Didn't end our relationship but I saw this with my fiancee on our last day in our apartment in Boston and both adored it. We broke up 8 months ago and I don't think I'll ever be able to watch this film again.
>>69946950
Pretty straightforward plot tbqh
>>69946831
Knock Knock
We were watching it and during the scene where the chick dresses up as a school girl I got a visible boner and she asked me 'You like that huh?' and I said hell yeah, she slapped me, called me a creep and stormed out, wtf
The last girl I dated was basically Summer IRL. We watched this movie early on and didn't split up until much later, but I always felt like Summer's decision stuck in the back of her mind the whole time.
>movies that imply women make good company
>>69948868
This is a "Bro don't fall for this bitch" movie
>>69951959
We both thought it was meh and don't really care about marvels capeshit
There were a series of movies that led to me breaking up with my ex. The first was Knight of Cups. I was away giving a conference in Tempe, Arizona and I saw it on St. Patricks Day. When I got back home a few days later I felt as if the relationship I was in was a big act and had blinded me to who I was prior to being in the relationship. It began the process of me rediscovering who I was as a person and, unfortunately, that had to be without my ex.
>>69953529
She watched Knight of Cups with me when i came back and she had a feeling I was going to be breaking up with her soon.
The second was Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father. The woman seemed very similar and I watched it around a week after Knight of Cups. My ex was calling me constantly and it just made me more paranoid.
The final film that I watched that solidified it and was a day after I had completely cut off contact and the relationship was Krisha. I had stumbled into a movie theater, drunk, and watched it. All of the damaging behavior that we brought out in one another, all the arguing, lying, miscommunication and frustration made sense in a way that it hadn't before. It was hard to watch but it helped me see closure in the relationship.
>>69949478
Stop using interpals to date gooks, faggot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
Asked my gf what to watch. She said Jack & Jill. I asked her was she joking and she said no, that she had seen it the day before and liked it. Broke up with her the next day because I couldn't be with someone who legitimately liked that movie.
>>69948161
>mfw only had sex with four women
What's it like chads?
>>69946831
>Collateral
was trying to watch it and my gf kept talking over the Jazz scene. The JAZZ FUCKING SCENE. I snapped at her and she started to cry and was upset a movie was more important than her. She jsut didn't fucking get it
>Princess Bride
Another gf this one underage had never seen the movie so im like you got to gurl. Put it on and she istantly acts jsut like the kid in the movie. Noncaring, annoyed, calls it gay. I told her shes acting just like the kid and jsut like him you will learn to love this story. She didn't care told me to turn it off so I hate fucked her into the wall
>>69955935
>mfw only had sex with two women
>ended upin a 5+ year relationship with both of them, only to end up bored and tired and having them dump me
I'm truly as fucking beta as they come
>>69946831
I've never spoken to a woman and I'm 23.
>broke up your relationship
>your
>relationship
>>69947900
whats her name friendo?
Last movie I tried to see with my ex was Mad Max. She wanted to leave after seeing the guy hooked up to an IV through an awesome desert caravan chase sequence segue into a scene of four nymphos hosing each other off
>>69956371
not een yer mun? what a madman
I am 37 years old.
My mother still buys me candy when I visit home and hands them to me the same way she did when I was a kid.
I work as a data inputter at a logistics company.
I have no friends.
I have no girlfriend.
The last time I kissed a girl was 1997.
The last time I got drunk was around 2006.
I am a virgin.
My dad left my mother for another women when I was very young.
For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
I was attractive in my late teens and early 20s buy my looks have worn off.
No girls notice me and I don't feel worthy of being noticed.
Sometimes I drive to McDonalds after work and buy way too much food and eat until I feel nauseous and then lie in the backseat while listening to R.E.M.
Last year I developed a crush on a girl who works at an Arby's near my workplace but when I asked her out she seemed to hope I was joking and said no thanks.
My old neighbour had a pet dog that I'd look after sometimes but he moved out and now all I have are the plants I try and care for.
I recently watched this http://www.xvideos.com/video14436969/truth_about_white_teens and started hystarically weeping
>>69956481
>those video tags
no thanks my man.
>>69956481
I want failed normalfags to fuck off
>>69956481
I guess I'm similar but I listen to Nirvana when I'm sad.
>>69956481
long ass blogpost to tell everyone that you've never been in a relationship
nice going my man
>>69952660
This one we fucked all French-like after
>>69956686
he said he kissed a girl already
>>69956481
In a way, you're in a very good position, anon. When you're at rock bottom, the only way you can move is up. I would start small if I were you, try going to the gym once a week and doing some easy exercises. Just do anything bro, I hope you make it
>>69956725
doesn't mean he was in a relationship, and if so, he didn't post the film that destroyed it, if it ever existed
>>69956768
Oh sorry was time bandits
1996
>>69956788
thanks senpaiyou are not alone
>>69946831
None
Getting married on thursday.
>>69956481
ok I'm unironically asking here: how is the data inputter gig? does it pay decent?
Also, have you considered adopting your own dog? That might be a better way to spend your free time
>>69956481
>REM
Noice
>>69956876
im so so sorry
None but I know the perfect movie for getting into a relationship: Land Before Time
>>69947979
I feel like a lot of the problems with rape get lost somewhere between what classifies as persuasion.
I mean if you go to fuck a girl and she says no twice or three times, and then she let's you, did you finally persuade her into consent, or did she give up the fight and let it happen against her will?
I cant tell which posts are memeing and which are serious
>>69950413
>after a few years all girls sex drive just disappears
This means you're with the wrong girl.
A good relationship should never have the sex drive of either partner dwindle. Sex if an important part of a relationship, so is physical attraction, don't let any pretencious woman tell you otherwise.
If you aren't getting any, something is wrong, and you should try to fix it, or if you can't, give up and find someone else.
>>69957643
I'd believe women have this weak of will. I wouldn't have in the 90s but I would now.
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>>69956686
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>>69956923
>Replying to copypasta earnestly
>>69956481
>For my birthday last year I booked a motel room and paid for an escort but when she turned up I felt sorry for her and gave her the money and told her to get some sleep but she laughed and called me a bunch of names and left.
Thanks for making me cry with laughter.
