This kid is the son of Will Smith. He's huge by name alone.
It's going to be incredibly easy for him to get any film he wants to write and direct greenlit as a result.
Holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orfa_tGKgIg
He's also a pretty legit rapper already. I guess this god tier beat kind of carries him thought.
>>69932870
I can't fucking wait for him to write movies. The scripts will be hysterical.
Drug overdose at 23
>>69932947
>legit rapper
>god tier beat
W E W
E
W
>>69932870
Jaden is a shining example of why it should be completely acceptable to kick the shit out of your child.
>>69932870
I was born sixteen.
Wyh the fuck didnt he keep acting?????
He couldve been a great young star
After Earth was not THAT bad
>>69932870
i hope he dies in the most violent, painful, and humiliating way possible
>>69932870
This kid is fucking hilarious.
>>69933001
More like meme overdose or he comes out as trans.
>>69932870
>It's going to be incredibly easy for him to get any film he wants to write and direct greenlit as a result.
lol, nobody even wants to hire him as actor right now.
>>69932870
Fuck me.
Whatever he makes is going to be fucking hilarious
>>69932870
his gf is hella cute desu senpai
>>69932870
Why does he keep making that face everywhere?
>>69932947
More proof he is a legit rapper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w
>>69933080
She will be hung on the day of the rope
Burn the coal, pay the toll
So what was it?
Scientology?
Bad parenting?
Meds?
Weed?
>>69933061
I pray to the old gods every night that this happens
>>69932870
Hopefully with Suicide Squad adding to yet another Will Smith bomb it will tank any chances of that happening.
>>69933080
BLACKED
You literally cannot answer this question.
>>69933136
top kek
Like hello
My name is Jaden and I'm a meme fellow
>>69933080
Is that her bull behind them?
>>69933146
scientology, bad parenting, and home schooling
>>69933169
>what is inventory
>>69933169
The people who bought the book read it.
>>69933190
WHITED
>>69933169
Truly one of the greatest minds of our time.
>>69933173
>the leading white nationalist is a literal cuck
This explains so much
>>69933136
>snyder
Nothing of value is lost anon.
>>69933169
the employees can
>>69933261
Not quite.
>>69932870
I honestly can't tell whether that kid is so far up his own arse he thinks he's being profound, if he's taking the piss, or if it's the Scientology brainwashing that did him in.
>>69933375
Literally what?
>>69933410
>he never saw Baby Geniuses 2
>>69933401
it's definitely a result of the mindset that accompanie Scientology
>>69932947
What the fuck is this? Shoegaze hip hop? Jesus fucking Christ
>>69933190
LITTLE BLACK DICKS
>>69933136
umad
>>69933047
Nepotism will only open the door for you. If you prove to be movie cancer then the execs aren't going to hire no matter who you are.
I Really Wish He Would Stop Writing Like This It's So Annoying
Also is he perpetually looking at the fucking sun?
>>69933599
CUTE
U
T
E
Good for Jaden.
>>69933647
According to Will Smith he would practice that face in front of the mirror often.
>>69932947
solid bait, anon
Is it true he's gonna chop off his own dick soon?
Says he don't need no dick where he's going.
>hating based Jaden
He's just having a laugh.
>>69933714
Is that what the whole mirrors and eyes thing is about? He's trying to make his eyes not exist because mirrors don't exist?
>>69933136
I wonder how many "day of the rope" fags have hung themselves to make it come true.
>Jayden led fresh prince reboot/sequel
>It's actually disguised jaydenkino
>Final episodes are Evangelion-esque monologues about space and tune
>>69933117
that little nigga got bars lowkey
>>69933169
Ironically, people call Karl Pilkington a genius for spewing this same kind of twaddle
>>69933375
I don't know if he knows this and is actually alluding to it in the most moronic way possible, but infants do learn much faster than adults. They have a faster processor but have next to nothing stored in memory yet. So there's that.
>>69933599
>she's 21
>he just turned 16
how is this legal?
>>69933375
>>69933410
Society makes us stupid. The longer we live, the stupider we get.
>>69933955
>people call Karl Pilkington a genius
>>69933955
They're both misunderstood geniuses.
>>69933999
You must be really old.
>>69933979
It's okay as long as they don't do anything sexual.
>>69933979
The law of 'nice'. Also depending on what state you're in, it's perfectly legal for a 21 year old to date a 16 year old.
>>69933146
I was about to say that weed doesn't turn you into a retard, but then I remembered Kevin Smith.
So, yeah, all of the above.
>>69932947
I fucking hate the faggots that made that faggot Drake successful by just talking into a microphone with a stupid fucking toad monotone voice.
Now every cunt does it.
>>69933169
it means they keep the book in adequate stock in relation to the demand
>>69933979
He's almost 18
>>69934141
>hate the faggots
calm down anon
breathe
>>69933599
She looks soulless, probably some kind of MKUltra beard daddy Smith bought to cover up the fact Jaden likes the dick.
>>69933169
Does*
>>69933955
are you dense? the shit Karl says is true, your just a normie who LE laughs at LE Ricky calling him a dumb cunt
kill yourself
>>69934082
i'm aware of that - i dated a 16 yr old and it was legal bc we didn't have sex but just kissed, held hands, etc.
but like... you know they fuck.
Jaden a cute
>>69934252
>she swallows
Jaden really did get lucky
>>69934149
wow u r so smart
>>69932947
What a disappointment.
>>69932870
>it's going to be incredibly easy for a guy with zero box office draw who probably demands a crapload of money to get work
He'll star in whatever his daddy buys him. Beyond that, Hollywood doesn't care who he is if he can't fill seats.
>>69932870
friendly reminder
>>69933080
>Snyder
Wait, she's not related to Zach right?
>>69933173
>That pixelated shadow
You tried.
>>69934337
who doesn't swallow?? it's 2016.
>>69933375
That's some John Denver on a crapload of weed tier shit right there
>>69934202
this
the shit Karl comes out with is pretty astute and observant, and Gervais' only reaction is YOU FUCKING MORON because the only thing he's ever observed accurately in his life (other than the fact silence after a joke is cringey) is that the Bible has a few continuity errors and it's pretty far-fetched in some places
>>69932870
>hasn't been in the news or a movie since 2011 when After Earth nose dived into the Earth's core
Who?
>>69932870
Jaden is the GOAT
>>69932870
what is the jaden smith of movies?
>>69932870
Yes and I'm on 4chan because I turned 100 and went 10,000 years into the future and saw our demise. Now I'm a neet. But at least I'm not a hated nigger like GayDen
>>69934252
Classy lady
>>69934486
did you expect this to be funny and make anyone laugh?
>>69932947
>19 million views
No matter what he does he'll be successful because of nepotism and being born into the social elite. This is hell, i'm in hell.
>>69933798
>Says he don't need no dick where he's going
>>69933169
only a sith deals in absolutes
>>69934252
kek, didn't expect to laugh at something she said
>>69934252
damn
I enjoy that Jaden exists. His existence is entertaining 2bh
>>69933061
Killed in a helicopter crash on the set of MiB4Directed by John Landis
>>69933080
i want to say he's hittin that, but it's more likely she's peggin that.
>>69934200
Actually she's a coke snorting xanax popper, but I'm guessing she knows money when she sees it.
>>69934629
Milli Vanilli is fucking back.
>>69933599
>On June 19, 2015, Sarah was arrested for allegedly stealing a $16, 000 Hermes Birkin Handbag from a Bedford, New York store. Sarah allegedly stole the bag in Feb. 2015, and after a four-month investigation, she was charged with felony grand larceny. She was taken to the Westchester County Jail where she eventually made the $7,500 bail. This may not be her only arrest. In 2013, a Sarah I. Snyder was booked in Mecklenburg Country, North Carolina and charged with one count of Breaking and Entering, Larceny and Conspiracy.
uh
>>69934452
The Room
>>69934608
>>69934686
>a peaceful state like Israel
>>69934629
lucky him
>>69934686
>a peaceful state like Israel
>>69934517
Why would you think I was trying to be funny? It's a satire site you imbecile.
>>69934614
i think he meant lsd
>>69934629
Would smash
>>69934795
It's hilarious how Smith clowns on him so much.
>>69934409
I bet you swallow your bfs cum every day.
>>69932870
are there any celeb's kids who actually grow up to be decent people?
>>69933047
> it wasn't _that_ bad
Great way to start a career.
>>69932870
this is the real tweet he made
>>69934686
>a peaceful state like Israel
>>69932947
UHHH HELLO
MY NAME IS JAYDEN AND IM A YUNG FELLOW
>>69934873
He was raised in that freaky school where you could do no wrong and every act was framed as a transcendent master piece, its no wonder he turned out to be a idiot.
>>69934452
what's with the capitalizing every first letter?
>>69934252
She will truly regret this kind of stupid comments when she grows up.
>>69934671
just makes her hotter tbqh familia
>>69934942
wrong one
>>69933192
I thought scientologist ship their young ones off to that forced labor camp seaorg?
>>69934686
>A peaceful state like Israel
JEWED
>>69934901
What the fuck
>>69935013
it's his way of expressing art
>>69933955
Karl makes sense, he just does a bad job at expressing it.
>>69934901
Why Does He Capitalize Every Word?
>>69935047
is he gonna do this every year
the worst part about all of this is that he got lucky because of his father and doesn't have to lift a finger again in his life, so yeah, if I were in that situation I would use all that money and time to become a good engine or artist and work on my own projects without having to answer to anyone, but alas this little nigger probably has the IQ of a monkey.
>>69935134
It's a black male thing, though I've seen lots of non-black people do it, it's like a step up/step down from typing in all caps, they think it makes them look smart.It really doesn't.
>>69934940
does Trump's kids count?
>>69934252
It will be hilarious when her grandchildren make her a scrap book full of her best tweets for her 70th birthday.
>>69935256
>Grew up to be a Jew
>Decent
>>69932870
Both the Smith kids should have been loads momma took in the ass
>>69935171
That's the thing though. If you WERE a rich little shit raised by scientologists would you even have the drive to pursue a career? Isn't it easier to spout nonsense on Twitter everyday?
>>69934390
>he expects me to read all this
Go to sleep grandpa.
If you cant summarize it into a few sentences its not worth knowing.
>>69933599
She's 21 and she looks like a child, what the fuck.
>>69934141
Who? I need to know who this is
>>69935134
It's a black male thing
>>69935256
>those stances
of coursh they count
>>69935038
She was probably high as fuck on Xanax at the time
>>69934452
He Is The True Ubermensch
>>69935405
you wouldn,t understand
>>69935195
That's kinda right... in a way. Processing, freezing and cooking food makes it lose part of its nutrients, and sometimes its the contrary and they are more easily digestible, it depends. Meanwhile the cattle is being fed shit so they don't "absorb" nutrients either that then pass to you when you eat their meat. For example if a cow doesn't graze grass it will hardly accumulate any omega-3 in its tissues so your steak won't be rich on it.
>>69935171
Well that is the whole problem. He pretty much lives in a glass bubble and doesn't have to do anything for the rest of his life.
If that's not a cause for existential depression I don't know.
>>69933067
He's already modeled for Louis Vuitton women's clothing line.
>>69934686
>a peaceful state like israel
top kek
>>69933169
Why Do Niggers Post Like This?
>>69935315
>>That's the thing though. If you WERE a rich little shit raised by scientologists would you even have the drive to pursue a career?
Yes, of course, the only thing I lack to make my dreams come true is money.
>>69934520
Take solace in the fact that you'll never be as dense as Jayden. He's a stereotypical psuedo-intellectual who will ignorantly believe he has profound knowledge his whole life. You have the chance to actually connect with people, he'll just alienate.
>>69933375
This nigga watched baby geniuses and thought it was real
>>69932870
>Hating on based Jade
R E D D I T
>>69935610
But if you're asking if that kind of upbringing would turn me into a retard instead of myself, it might.
>>69934940
He seems decent.
>>69934820
>not picking up on my obvious satire
>>69934746
Does he have the most punchable face in human history?
I think so
>>69935714
>hit the gym
>a pinch of plastic surgery
Arnold reborn
>>69934686
>war is just a peaceful way of solving conflict
>peaceful state like israel
Is this like 1984 doublethink satire?
>>69934076
Fucking lost it.
![untitled[0].png](https://i.imgur.com/sYWLWvL.png "untitled[0].png")
HELLO
HOW YOU DOIN THERE
HELLO HELLO HELLO
HOW YOU D̘̩͝O̡I̱N̴ ͖͇̪̕TH͍̼̲͞Ẹ̴R͖̱̹͕̙E̠̬ͅ
L͚̖̱̹̗I̲͕̣̺̳̪K͕͉͚E̕ ̸̞H̘̭E̪̳̟̙͙̟̟L̗̹̝͇L͈O̱̯̝̝̜͙
H̱̫̳O͈̗̫̗̥͕W͔̰̼̩̗̳ ̠̠Y̥̮͈̙O͎͇̜U͕̭ ̶̥D̘̩͝O̡I̱̗̫̭̰N̴ ͖͇̪̖̥̕ͅṬ̪H͍̼̲͞Ẹ̴R͖̱̹͕̙E̠̬ͅ
Ḻ̢̲͓͙̳͈ͅI̞̬̩̯K̵̳̜͓E̡͕̟͍̩ ̯̹̫H̤̹̮̪̞E̝̻̱̩͇̲͢L̶̩̳͓̣Ĺ͙̭̬͔̣O̭̩̭̩̦̬
̻̀ͅH̝͍O͙W̰̭͓̱̥̙ Y̥̻O̢̟̹͎̼̱̣̯U͕̟͍̼̭̗ ͏D̩̦̞͈͓̦O̢͚̰̹͔͚̩̳I͉͈̩͍̼Ṇ̫͖̯͉̙͢ͅ ̸̼͚̻̘̗T̹͍H̯̼͟E̞͙̗̣̻̟͚Ŗ̻E
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>>69935811
>The one time he actually makes sense
Wew
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>>69934677
>mfw this is actually jaden
>>69932947
Got an actual cancer only 0:25. seriously fuck this guy
>>69933375
Just because the unwashed masses do not understand does not mean he not one of the most profound philosophers of our time.
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>>69935872
>>69935242
He wants a speedy trial? For what offense?
>>69935699
ayy this is tru tho fàm
>>69935766
He's already fuckheug
>>69933112
>my fucking faggot son keeps making this stupid face every time I come home
>>69935971
Two for two.
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>>69932980
>big showdown between the hero and the villain, great climax of the movie
>both holding each other at gunpoint
>"I knew this moment would happen before I knew what might happen"
>"This has already happenned before"
>"Yet the outcome will be neither of our prediction"
>"There will be no outcome"
>directed by M. Night Shyamalan
>screenplay by J. Smith
>>69934901
i actually do believe the top one
Jaden Smith is famous for literally nothing but writing incoherent tweets. He has zero screen presence and looks like an actual retard.
And when he comes out as transgender, his father will effectively disown him.
>>69933080
There's one thing where like fine, it's a normal interracial relationship. But all these famous people following the same trope with the white woman and black man is enough to make you puke over the entire thing in general. Young girls will just think that the coolest thing to do is get with a black.
>>69932870
Why doesn't he just act like Will? They look so fucking similar the world would love him.
![untitled[7].png](https://i.imgur.com/f56XsYd.png "untitled[7].png")
>>69933169
>Dose
>No question mark at the end.
Because it's literally not a question.
>>69933375
>BRIGHT LIGHT
>BRIGHT LIGHT!
Just think; one day this fucker's gonna get a lot of white girls to shit out his niglets.
>>69935811
I guess he got the 1 in a million chance of spewing random bullshit to say something true
>>69932870
>dad happy he got to see his son grow up
>just wants to spend time with him
>instead of helping paint the fence or building a tool shed the son just mopes around the house spewing pseudophilosophical statements
How long until Will Smith becomes the Hank Hill of our time
>>69936023
Oh please, oh please, oh please
![untitled[8].png](https://i.imgur.com/LJ5Rr6K.png "untitled[8].png")
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>>69934940
I'm sure Rick Moranis' kids are all really decent
![untitled[14].png](https://i.imgur.com/y5c2sDj.png "untitled[14].png")
>>69935013
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>>69932870
>people still want kids
>>69935405
alrigghhhiiaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnUtfw uno farto posting died
>>69936073
Because he's developed his own personality at this point desu.
He's literally becoming an icon out of his own eccentricities and attempts to seem deep. Will Smiths money can't reverse it at this point.
![untitled[10].png](https://i.imgur.com/5XEL4Cv.png "untitled[10].png")
There's one thing I'm going to have to give this kid though - he might be a space cadet with a junkie gf, but at least he's not known for actively being a dick to people. He's a flake, but I get the impression he's a pleasant one.
![untitled[11].png](https://i.imgur.com/cdHPE1c.png "untitled[11].png")
>>69936234
Vietnam flashback always gets me.
>>69933820
M8 he's having a slow burn stroke
![untitled[12].png](https://i.imgur.com/B64NDU8.png "untitled[12].png")
>>69936171
I have done this tbqh
![untitled[13].png](https://i.imgur.com/9ORnU2p.png "untitled[13].png")
>>69935256
bane?
>>69936000
Dem trips.
![untitled[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/Cec11ao.png "untitled[15].png")
>>69933067
He already plans to chop his dick off at 18
>>69935811
>see this
>realize his entire social life could be a deep masquerade satirizing celebrity culture
![untitled[18].png](https://i.imgur.com/c1HMUYO.png "untitled[18].png")
trees are blue and sky is purple
>>69935514
are you the kind of guy that buys 'supplements'?
>>69932947
im actually diggin the beat
>>69936495
Years or inches?
![untitled[16].png](https://i.imgur.com/ozlA5FJ.png "untitled[16].png")
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>>69936124
thank god nobody recorded any of the stupid shit I said when I was a kid.
![untitled[20].png](https://i.imgur.com/Cnw9z1m.png "untitled[20].png")
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>>69935699
He's not totally wrong on that one, but anyone that's not stupid should know a working relationship is the coming together of two full persons making something greater than themselves.
He's trying to sound profound but he just sounds pretentious
>>69936789
oh jaden, how do you know for certain you are waking up the next day :)
and that was the last one i had
>>69933080
I wish I was a young attractive girl so I didn't have to work
>>69934686
>Giving nukes to a state that refuses to sign the NPA treaty.
>>69936736
Same here. All my edgy teenage retardedness safely disappeared in the anonymous pit that is /b/.
It's really annoying to type a capital letter on every word.
>>69936079
Fuck, there's going to be at least 2 or 3 kids from this guy, they'll all be famous, and they'll all spout the same inane shit.
>>69932947
>that punchable face
holy shit I want to beat it with a baseball bat
>>69932947
that beat though.
>>69933080
>snyder
any relation to you-know-who?
>>69937081
>NPA treaty
???
>>69937389
Voldemort isn't real you faggot.
I went to a concert one time for Lido and Jaden Smith came out to perform. He walked by me after the concert with his girlfriend or whatever. The kid is a legit manlet like 5'5". I shouted to him after the show saying that he did a great job in After Earth.
He has a lot of energy when he rapped on stage though.
Jaden probably smoked DMT and fryed his brain. My friend is the same way.
>>69934686
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>>69936929
Well, then.
I'm officially never allowing any of my future children to have social media until they are adults.
>>69933080
Is he secretly Keanu Reeve's son?
>>69936516
He is the Warhol of our time.
>>69934409
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>>69937631
good luck
>>69933861
kek
>>69935714
Did he take Arnold's last name?
>>69934901
>You would have to employ fifteen niggers today to get the same work ethic as a single nigger from 1826
