Old thread >>69918751
>there are people who cheer for this faggot
>there are people who still like the Starks
>what the hell is Davos doing hanging around Jon Snow
>Sansa (aka: D&D incarnate) actually believes the Boltons next door neighbors will turn against them (fyi: Boltons haven't done anything to piss off any of the other houses)
>Sansa and Jon will have everything go their way because two queers are writing the show now
When will /got/ go back to BTFO normies?
>>69919896
Real /got/ general edition
everything about this show has become so disjointed, uninspired and just limp. where has all the intrigue gone?
>>69919587
>>69919587
>>69919587
>>69919587
Real thread
>>69920143
This is the new thread
>>69919896
Kill yourself autist, reported.
Hello
>>69920654
kys
We here now
>>69919896
>We've done it this time, lads.
>We've elected a drunk as our King.
>It's not been 10 minutes and Uncle Euron has admitted to fratricide, regicide, insulted everyone at the party, lost our fleet and now he lay here shitfaced, our new King.
nth for based Randyll
>>69920670
CGI puffied nipples
Questions I have after tonights episode:
1. How did the COTF learn to make white walkers?
2. How come volcano glass creates ice/snow creatures?
3. How come TNK is the only person/creature in Asoiaf able to interact with Brann's time travel appearance? Or was Brann not time traveling but just teleporting himself to some random weirwood tree and TNK happened to be there.
4. How can TNK mark work on somebody from the future?
A lot of these questions will probably have to do with bad writing but still. Also Hodor "hold the door" feels like star wars prequel cheesiness.
>>69919896
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOODRAVEN SAVE MEEEE
based normies :-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AB9PP0OkW4
>>69920670
>That expression
'Cock goes here'
>>69920491
Did this scene feel like something straight out of Harry Potter to anyone else?
Bran was pretty much Harry for a moment, and the Night King was Voldemort.
Then Bloodraven had the same death effect as Voldemort wtf
Fuck, even Hodor's death felt like Dobby's death, and Summer's felt like Hedwig's (Rowling is good at tragically killing innocent characters).
It really feels like the last scene was inspired by Harry Potter
>when you /got/ friends
feelsgoodman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AB9PP0OkW4
>>69920693
>just fuck my lore up
>>69920686
>SO WE WILL GIVE HIM A TURD CROWN
don't mind me, just posting best character
What name did varys's cock say in the fire?
>>69919896
He looks like a mongoloid in this scene.
>>69920670
i'm an ass man, and those tits just turned me into a tit man
>>69920670
very nice
>>69920716
Bean bag girl gets cuter and cuter each episode
>>69920693
2. How come volcano glass creates ice/snow creatures?
>How come it also destroys them
>>69919896
IT WAS ME, MEERA
THE AUTHOR OF A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
So are all the Children of the Forest dead now?
>>69920670
would suckle all day & night til my watch ends/10.
>>69920721
Nice hockey stick, faggot.
>>69920726(farts)
>>69920721
our last hope against the stronk womyn and aragorn copypasta
>>69920721
Is he nuclear?
>>69920686
Aeron, after drowning them you're meant to perform CPR on them to revive them.
Is this the best pairing
Why don't the white walker lords just let their hordes do the dirty work instead of exposing themselves to random trickshots where they die instantly? They accomplish nothing the zombies couldn't.
>>69920670
>the show is going to garbage, what do we do
>add more scenes with tits. it'll be just like season one, remember season one?
Could they have fucked up the Iron Islands stuff any more? What were they thinking?
Where is Victarion? Why does Damphair unquestionably support Euron? Why is Euron an ugly-looking oaf with no eyepatch who would look more at home passed out in a pool of his own piss in some shitty bar? Where is the dragon horn that chars the lungs of whoever uses it and drowns out the voice of the Drowned God? It's like they didn't even try.
>>69920726
"Aegon Targaryen"
>>69920749
dragonglass is "frozen fire"
they say that in the books. fits into the whole song of ice and fire thing.
>>69920726
hold the door
>>69920721
Looks like a blockbuster's trailer.
PRESTON WHEN
>>69920716
Jesus christ, they've gone "professional".
![Game of Thrones S06E05 720p WEBRip x264-BATV (youtubetomp3.uno).mp4_snapshot_15.52_[2016.05.22_23.18.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SryeLZ2.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 720p WEBRip x264-BATV (youtubetomp3.uno).mp4_snapshot_15.52_[2016.05.22_23.18.31].jpg")
WHO
WAS
HE
>>69920726
hold the door
>tfw in the end we will call this season "not that bad"
>>69920767
>he doesn't know about nagamakis
limp dick canadian pls
>>69920693
The Nights King may be a green seer too. Just like Bloodraven could interact with Bran, NK could too.
They put a lot of weight on Bloodraven touching Bran to wake him up. Looks like NK did the same thing.
>>69920781
no, salsa is the most cancerous character in the show and she's making a good character terrible
>>69920670
Anybody have a shot of "Joffrey's" balls? I'm not gay or anythin but I'd totally let him drag them across my face.
>>69920781
Sansa is a liar
>>69920784
Better to have a garbage show with tits than a garbage show without them.
>>69920769
why is he so smug ?
>>69920792
Ironfags are like Dorne
Boring and stupid
>>69920762
There's still some in the riverlands
>>69920806
tim roth
>>69920776
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers that
Imagine how many people actually drown in the show because damphair doesn't care if they die
>>69920726
HOLDyour balls
>>69920792
not to mention that without the horn the dany plan is total horseshit. they have zero reason to support euron
>>69920781
lying bitch
>>69920721
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>>69920814
>tfw you were watching the episode with your wive's son and that scene pops out
BAKA HBO, now I have to explain this whole debacle
to his mother
>>69920693
All those questions can be answered with COTF magic fuckery.
>>69920716
>the normies
wtf? do they know?
>>69920716
Those impressions are actually pretty good...
DOR THE HOOLD
>>69920693
My take: Night's King knows about their shit, he knew he had to mark someone to break that barrier. He dragged Bran into his world, it was current and not of the past. Bran warged alone, not under the guidance of bloodraven who wouldn't fall/get sucked into such a trap. The walkers could see him, but the undead also saw him when they turned around, I think it was a ruse and bran was lured.
>>69920806
that's bran the builder anon
>>69920781
yes.
the true king and his queen.
>>69920806
First lord commander of the night's watch
>>69920869
I think some of the guys are self aware, yes.
>yfw dabid wont rest until every character that doesnt (farts) has been killed off
bran goes back in time and builds the wall
he's literally bran the builder
Where's the Dragon horn gone to? I was waiting for it to come up during the Kingsmoot.
bravo d&d
Cotf look like vegan Raven from xmen instead of squirrel kids
Walkers look like blue anuses instead of elves
Why life
>>69920721
>yfw the wall finally comes down just for dany ex machina to save the day
>>69920670
Best part of the season so far.
>>69920863
Niglets shouldn't be watching adult shows with prime surprise balls anyway
>>69920716
>One white person
>SJW glasses
1/10
>>69920899
that doesn't make sense, retard, because there was no "wall" or "night's watch" before AFTER the white walkers you idiot
Here they created the first one
>>69920891
Again false because see above
>>69920874
This.
Thanks to his plot armor bran will be able to escape back south of the wall and the night king can then follow him.
>>69920862
>tfw my iceposting is catching on and being used
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>D&D can now justify everything because of muh time travel
>>69920874
okay this can sort of explain it
>>69920279
>>69920781
Nope. She should be with cia. Both lying mofos
>>69920806
Why did someone shave him? Did the Children already had such technology or what?
Also
>Children of the Forest not in a forest
After that shit with that time wasting cunt Bloodraven I am officially rooting for The Others.
"Oh The Others are coming let's look at an important event from the past. Oh they're here right now and stabbing the shit out of people in the exact same room as us? Yeah let's just keep dicking around in the past".
People died (more importantly a wolf died) because this idiot can't just say what he wants Bran to know and has to be a pretentious abstract cunt about everything. Fucking hell that was awful.
>>69920897
>it's their job
everytime
>>69920936
READ THE BOOKS NIGGER
>>69920951
iceposting, i like it senpaitchi
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
>>69919896
>tfw my thread /got/ the last laugh
.. heh, you just got usurped homey
>>69920686
>nation of self admitted pirates
>wont do anything to get what they want unless they can steal and kill for it aka "iron price"
>implying that the ironborn care that some faggot died
>implying that the ironborn care about his daughter and a half being killed by the same guy
you are a faggot stop trying to be funny
>>69920686
He kept talking about conquering Resteros. Where is this magical continent?
>>69920721
He would be cool if he had a good design
>>69920862
>My name is TEARALL
>>69920942
>plot armor
If the Night King knew this would happen he only needs to scare him enough to go south of the wall, he may not even intend to kill him.
>>69920988
White women are absolutely trash and whores anyway.
>>69920923
>>69920988
OH SHIT NEW EPISODE?
h-hodor? ._.
>>69920962
but if he hadn't done that then how would hodor have had a seziure at the right moment to become hodor and have the exact right life to become bran's mule so bran could get to the raven?
>>69920716
>the one white chick is getting B L A C K E D
wew
>>69920686
Seriously, they turned a cunning fedoralord who could back his shit up into a hick drunken uncle
If you where bran, would you have done things differently?
>>69920988
wow, that white girl looks so plain and dull compared to the arabic girls.
>>69920928
did she came?
>>69920988
She's the ugliest girl in the room, who even cares?
>>69920767
IT'S A GLAIVE!
Nice to see some weapons that aren't swords or the occasional spears on the show.
>>69921010
all women are trash, you shitskin homo
>>69920988
>British """people"""" watch got.jpg
>>69920988
i give them an 8/10 for progressive diversity
would give a 10/10 if they had a gay couple and a lesbian couple though, and a 15/10 if they had an african american transgender person
>>6992071
FINALLY. TIME TO GET COMFY
>>69920869
Fuck off newfag
>>69921026
I would have warged into Meera so I could some of that sweet swamp pussy
>>69920670
Way better than the real Sansa. I'm
>>69921042
Yes, but white whores especially. Currently fucking over America and Europe.
>>69921049
how do you know there is no trans person?
fucking cis normativity
>>69921055
But anon
That's rape
>>69920716
>It's crazy cuz that ain't at all how it went down
FUCKING NORMIES ARE SO STUPID OF COURSE IT DID NOT WENT DOWN SO LE CUHRAZY XDXD REEEEEEEE
Why are they cutting things so bad?
No dragon binder, no Vic, no Euron basically (cucked out of story immediately)
Are they rushing the most popular show in the world?
>>69920991
yeah, they do, you fucking showfag
the only reason Euron is alive is because Victarion fears kinslaying or he would crush his skull
Everyone in Westeros takes kinslaying very fucking serious, even the ironborn.
>>69921055
im only casually following the show but her being able to kill the boss walker ment something, eh?
>>69920721
didn't jon kill the faggot on the right?
didn't that faggot get killed (again) by le stronk female when she threw a spear at him?
>>69921076
Only if she reports it to the police.
But will they believe her?
>>69921022
kek
>>69921026
warg into meera and play with her frog puss
not sure if i'd want to warg into her and fuck/suck myself off. that's like a 7/10 on the gay scale
Where is my anime *teleports behind you "nothin personnel kid" Euron?
Preston video WHEN?
>>69921098
no.
>>69921079
gotta streamline that shit for all the retards who cant follow more than three plotlines at a time with out muh dorf quips
>>69920143
This post was meant for you >>69920987
To the young phoney, who's thread remains forever buried.. Cheers
>>69921098
Nah, it's not who kills it, but the weapon they use. You could give any random pleb a kryptonite gun and shoot superman.
>>69921076
>>>Tumblr
>Kayne West - I'm a God starts playing
>>69921079
tbf Vic is pretty hilarious but ultimately easily replaced.
>>69920693
The NK is super powerful bro its magic.
>>69921098
That wasn't the nights king it was just some schmuck White-Walker who had no reason to be there.
>>69921098
It wasn't the boss, it was one of the regulars.
And it seems anyone can kill them because they shatter at just a glance of dragonsteel.
>>69920847
>>69920776
When the music stopped during that scene, I thought for a moment that Euron had drowned for good and that this was just another unforeseen twist by D&D.
>Origin of 'Hodor'; Hodor may in fact be the name of the Great Other. Melisandre says his name must not be spoken, so few people, if anyone, would recognize the name if they heard it. Old Nan says that Hodor's name is really Walder, and that no one knows where he got 'Hodor' from. There is a fair amount of Norse Mythology (which GRRM may have been influenced by) suggesting the connection. For example; the Great Other is the god of the cold and dark, and in Norse Mythology, there is a god named Hod/Hodur/Hoder who is the god of all things cold and dark.
How much are normies going to hate Bran when they find out that Yezen was right and that Bran resurrected and is animating/possessing Jon's corpse, and that the real Jon is in Ghost?
>>69921108
those were all different walkers you fucking racist scum
>>69921113
DELET THIS
>>69921136
what did i miss then? did she have some special speer?
>>69921138
brb making video
![its-magic-i-aint-gotta-explain-shit2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJA2qsn.jpg "its-magic-i-aint-gotta-explain-shit2[1].jpg")
>>69920693
How did Jon Snow come back to life? Or everyone else who's been revived for that matter (Beric, the Mountain, Lady Stoneheart)
How are dragons real?
How did Dany survive the funeral pyre in S1?
How are ice demons a thing in the first place?
How can Bran see the past and then interact with it at all?
It's
fucking
magic
Call it lazy writing all you want, and I would even agree with you there, but if you're going to question the machinations of one magical thing then you might as well question all of the machinations of all of the magical things, or just accept it for what it is: magic.
>>69921141
He hasn't shown his true form yet tho
Shit, I'm pretty sure he can kill Euron
>>69921059
yes. i'm in love.
>>69921138
why didn't they throw the grenades at the kings?
why didn't they use the pile of those fucking grenades to collapse the tunnel?!
What's her problem?
she was crying about "no one loves me" etc.
Tormund is solid 6/10 which is way above her league. jaime wont fuck him ever.
>>69920962
Blood Raven knew it would happen, green seers can see past present and future
>>69920782
im fairly certain the one that died this episode was the same one that got killed by jon
>>69920806
is this guy the white walker king or whatever his name is? the guy with the ice scimitar?
>>69921146
they made it a point to show that they were north of the wall (even though there was no wall back then) when they turned that guy into a white walker.
it wasn't icey or snowy when they turned him, it was all green and lush. he most likely was the first one
>>69921146
>>69921148
oh i thought he was at least some of the 4 walkers who were made to look important since he looked a bit more fancy
>>69921160
You're legit stupid.
>>69920955
There is no way
I repeat, NO WAY
They are gonna use the time travel without fucking it up
Or they are not gonna use it at all, either way I think the time travel was a mistake
JUST
Why is dog so stupid?
>>69921185
HOW DID DANY FUCKING BREATHE IN THOSE BURNING BUILDINGS?!
SHE DOESN'T NEED OXYGEN?
>>69921160
Well Bran said in an interview that Jon might still be dead, you might be onto something.
>>69920781
That died like a few minutes after her little reunion with her (half) brother. She's just using him and everyone around her and probably still doesn't like him. Tully fucking shits.
>>69920981
okay you got btfo, retard
>>69921004
He didn't tried to kill bran though. He went after the children and the old tree guy
>>69921176
It was one of the elfs spears with the blade made from a material that kills the white walkers. The elf tried stabbing him beforehand but it didn't penetrate the armour.
>>69921202
Yes, he's the Night's King.
It's the actor without the makeup because now D&D care about continuity.
So are the black stones at the site where the whitewalkers are created the same "oily black stones" in other parts of the world?
>>69921079
they cut out big Vic so they could give Jorah the magic charred arm
I'm fine with this.
>>69921202
Yes idiot
Is it Tormund's first love?
>>69921228
Dog can't into frontal cortex
When are we going to get to see an ERECT penis?
>>69921227
HOLD
>>69920792
It really is shit.
>>69921174
No.
"Suck my cock"
- Showrunners
>>69921262
GABBAGOL
>>69921196
Tormund is objectively a 7 desu senpai.
>>69921196
>6/10
He's a big handsome Nordic ginger, very rare to call men this ginger handsome
seriously, he's a handsome and dapper man
>>69920899
Not in the show he isn't.
Night's King is the name they borrowed from the books to make the leader obvious.
>>69921246
what other oily black stones?
those may just be deposits of dragonglass
>>69920899
13th
>>69921208
no they didn't, that could've been anywhere, probably it was at the god's eye or somewhere in the north
>>69920988
the sandnigger on the puff is really cute though
>>69919896
I'm sure Ramsey is raping bitches from every kingdom, the other northern lords prob have to send a new virgin with every tribute payment
>>69921019
This explanation makes sense but something no one considers is
IF HE KNEW ALL OF THAT WOULD HAPPEN WHY DIDN'T HE TELL BRAN MORE IMPORTANT STUFF BEFORE THE INVASION INSTEAD OF NOT TELLING HIM ANYTHING USEFUL
>>69921250
It's clear he wants to rape her. He is a white male, after all.
Hodor
>>69921022
hahah
Jorah's gonna be fine, right? He's a cuck but I still like him.
>>69920716
5:45
>the white girl is disgusted by the little white dick shot
WHITE AMERICANS BTFO
the normies videos make me cringe so hard jesus
>>69921198
He should stop sitting there like a useless cunt in a tree and tell someone then.
>>69921281
i'd give one of my balls for that beard grow
post yfw zombie Hodor kills Bran
>>69921297
what are you talking about
that tree spiral pattern with the weirwood and the stones is where they created him. in the very next scene with the white walkers where bran gets touched they are literally standing and looking at it, and it's covered in snow/ice
>>69921309
Wait until Bran makes Aerys go insane
>>69920988
when did 4chan become a safezone?
>>69920792
They just needed to send Yara and the best ships in direction. That's it. Euron will spend the next decade building a few ships and Dany will have taken the throne already.
>>69921309
Now i want bran to die in a fire. Thank you anon!
>>69921281
what a fucking awful reddit post
get the fuck out of here you cringy kid
>>69921262
THE
>>69921217
legitimately am not.
Its up niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-eP9mqBAs
>>69921309
>>69921138
> mfw leaf could've ended the WW threat if she practiced her throws.
SNEK
Completely forgot the Manderly's existed in the show, what the fuck are they even doing?
>>69920716
>this is the regular got watcher
Nu surprise D&D can get off with their retarded writing when these retards watch it
>>69920988
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69921248
>>69921248
>they cut out big Vic so they could give Jorah the magic charred arm
WOW
anon that's awesome
>>69921340
Yes please YES ALL OF THIS YES!
>TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
ETERNAL NIGHT NOW!
>>69921281
>6/10
Nigga, men's attractiveness doesn't solely depend on looks
Tormund is a fearless, warrior bad-ass with as much confidence as you can put into a single man
He's at least a 9/10
>>69921196
she wanted the hound
>Future Bran creates Hodor who carried Past Bran to Bloodraven to allow Future Bran to create Hodor
post yfw GOT is now a bad sci-fi show with unresolvable time traveling paradoxes
>>69921350
>hating based Bran
go back to redddit
>>69921368
Only 29 minutes?
She's mellowing in her old age.
>>69921356
DOOR
>>69921327
For all we know he's been through this 1000 different ways.
What takes Preston so long?
>>69920716
>rana's legs
nice
Meera killing one of the big bad guys was kind of weird. I know she is best girl and all but still.
>>69921368
>spoilers spoilers blahblah blah spoilers
shut the fuck up linda you haven't even read the books
>>69920988
>only the homeliest of white women
doesn't feel too bad
>>69921356
LINE
>>69921079
This is why I don't read the books
The season is already meh but I'd be real fucking disappointed with all these cuts to the story and changes.
To the book readers, what has been the biggest let down so far? What did they just either completely dismiss or simplify to the point of irrelevance.
>>69920769
whats the aragorn copypasta again? I have a faint memory of it.
>>69921405
Bran isn't cute anymore so fuck him.
>>69921196
I know man, Tormund likes her for who and what she is, isn't that why she loved Renly
Stuck up cunt
![Game of Thrones S06E05 720p WEBRip x264-BATV (youtubetomp3.uno).mp4_snapshot_15.11_[2016.05.23_17.05.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GNAuvfb.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 720p WEBRip x264-BATV (youtubetomp3.uno).mp4_snapshot_15.11_[2016.05.23_17.05.07].jpg")
>children of the """""forest"""""""
>there are no forests anywhere ever
>just tracks and tracks of tundra and rocky landscape
>>69921434
Dorne
What does Bran do now? Three Eyed Raven didn't even tell him what he was supposed to be doing
>>69921404
That's not a paradox, it's a closed time loop.
>>69921434
Coldhands the big friendly zombie
>>69921298
She's the queen of /got/
>>69921196
What woman likes a guy who constantly brags about committing bestiality?
>>69921309
>>69921350
>>69921370
shh bby is ok
>>69921434
zombie catelyn was pretty cool in the books
also the greyjoy arc is being a massive let down
>>69921451
wasn't that tree like up on a ridge later in an earlier season or are there a bunch of face trees up there?
bastardbowl get hype
also the leaks point to loads of major characters dying in the last/2nd last episode? Who's the money on?
>>69920716
The Minority Report
So did Euron burn the fleet in Mereen?
It makes sense if you consider his speech - how does he know about the breaker of chains?
>>69921434
dorne and the sand snakes. dorne wasn't that good in the books and the snakes are kind of boring, but it's NOWHERE near as bad as the show.
season 1-4 are pretty consistent with the books, mostly just small changes that weren't that big of a deal (unless that person is a book autist).
>>69921405
>bsaed bran
>Literaly caused the death of the badass sage of the tree, the badass children of the forest with nature magic and shiet and gave a kid brain damage till his tragic death
>allwhile being a retard that did exactly what he was not supposed to do.
The fucking retaded way to move the story was cringy as fuck. Look at the kid doing something stupid and dooming a lot of faggots.
>>69921451
Just like Dorne doesn't feel warm at all
They really don't seem to care about details like this
>>69921451
This was after they'd been at war with men for some time, they were probably pushed north away from most of the forests.
This was the saddest episode in a long time
>>69921434
Just thinking of last night's episode, everything about Euron.
>>69921289
The Night's King story still exists in the show. They've had it on the Histories & Lore in the blu-ray's
Benjen = cold hands confirmed
>>69921404
dont use words you dont understand the meaning of
>wow jorah you saved me three times
>now fuck off get a "cure" I need some daario dick inside of me
jorah the cuckold is literally the biggest cuck in the series
So where the hell are Yara and Theon going after their Grand Theft Fleet? It doesn't really make sense for them to want to find Dany, it wasn't even their idea to do so.
