>go to local cinema
>buy a choc top for 14 dollars from the candy bar and sit down to watch X-men: Apocalypse.
>I take a bite and it's just a ball of raw fish covered in mud cooled to below room temperature
Anyone else have these kinds of problems at Event Cinemas?
>>69911621
Go away aus fag
You're telling me, mate. The ones they serve at my cinema are just chilled dildos covered in shit.
>>69911621
>Be me
>Mortgage my house to see Batman V Superman to enjoy the fresh Keno
>Decide to wait in the cinema, getting my Condor to hunt rats for food so I can save my money for the ticket and crab legs
>Debut day comes around the cinema is packed
>There are twelve people
>Condor and I are hyped
>The movie starts
>The cinema fire place grows out of control
>Screen burns
>Condor is lost in the flames
>>69911621
I used to work at event cinema and the choc top chocolate is reheated for weeks on end. There's so many bugs and shit in there
>Burwood
Not even once
>tfw Wetherill Park Hoyts got an upgrade
>electric recliner seating with a wall separating rows so no chair kicking
>Eagle Boys Pizza that you can take into theater
>got free tendies from the staff when I went to watch Civil War for some reason
>>69911846
what kind of a cinema has a fireplace? where do you faggots live for fucks sake
>>69912699
Wetherill Park shopping centre looks pretty nice these days.
>go the local big chain kinomatographotory
>get my tickets and opium (costs me an arm and a leg but can't enjoy cinema without it)
>line up for the pre-showing enemas
>under trained employee messes up and uses bleach for my enema
>hospitalized for 6 months
>debt so large that my bloodline is now bond in servitude indefinitely
>didn't even get to see Captain America
Fuck living in America
>>69911846
I'm sorry for your loss. Tragic.
Have you yet decided to join your Condor, or are you able to move on with another?
>>69912699
>>69912787
>Wetherill Park
I share a board with this westie scum
>>69912772
>his cinema doesn't have showers and complementary birdseed for his condor
>>69912920
I feel sick being this close to a westie.
>>69911621
>go to local event cinema in new zealand
>$19 for ticket to standard movie
>popcorn and small drink for $14.50
>choc top is $4.90
>theres a supermarket on other side of mall, looks like everyone else knows too because everyones bringing in shit from their and the people working the tickets don't even give a fuck
>Be rich
>Always watch movies at Event Cinemas @ George St, Sydney City.
>No poor ching chong uni students talking and ruining the film
>No 'fully sick' lebbos and wogs talking and threatening to bash you
>No poly/islanders eating KFC during movie
>No bogan cunts
Feels good man.
Enjoy your pleb seats in pleb cinemas in pleb suburbs with plebs
>>69915405
Forgot to mention always "Gold Class"
