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Who craster here?
what if Frogfu and said "Hold that Shit!" At the end? Would his name be Hoshit?
(farts)
So Bran and Meera have time to bang, right?
>>69904615
You are a bastard
>muh books!
the books are trash
they are memes
they are reddit
this is a fact and is not up for debate
the show is better in every way
first for stannis the mannis still alive
her hair is so good
His name was Willis Paulson.
>>69904709
no, because the can be contracted into hodor much better than that can be contracted into hoshit
so his name would actually be hotshit
>>69904886
Can Bran get it up?
I can't wait to see how HOLD THE DOOR will be translated to Spanish
>>69902362
So what was Jorah's plan before Danny was captured by dothrakis?
Show up at the tournament, win her trust again and then say "nope, I have magic cancer, I must leave again"?
What was the point?
>mfw re-enacting BBB's final days
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
How was it, Iads?
Episode 1: 2/10
Episode 2: 6/10
Episode 3: 5/10
Episode 4: 7/10
Episode 5: 9/10
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>69904893
Gatsby is shit.
Ser Jorah Mormont of Bear Island, the 1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
>>69904926
HOLDORO EL DORO
WHERE THE FUCK IS STANNIS?
(farts)
When the fuck are we gonna get a wight Giant?
>>69904893
Hey..
Hey..
Hey
HEY!
Greasy tits. Now.
Apologize
best jewfu
You now realize that Hodor is a wight and continues to suffer.
Post fake sansa's tits.
they were the best thing about this episode.
>>69902362
sansa and arya's scenes were fucking terrible. fuck sansa for not using the knights of the vale or even telling jon what was up, what a whore. also brienne is still an uppity cunt and I desperately hope she dies this season
troupe actress sansa had 10/10 titties tho
summer did his duty beautifully but shouldn't have died
hodor hold the door was pretty sad but i was already really fucking sad about summer dying like that
i also dont think holding the door for, what, 5 minutes would let meera get away while dragging a teenaged boy through a forest? they're getting through eventually and i dont think they need to take rests so they should catch and murder bran within 10 minutes of the show ending
>>69904962
NO QUEEN BUT THE QUEEN IN THE EAST WHOSE NAME IS KELLY C
>>69904943
What did you mean by this?
each bran keeps time traveling to influence the past and see if he can make a favorable future. each time it fails he has to retrain and create the same events for the past bran so that bran can give it a try with the retained knowledge of each past failure.
show is done, now they may as well kill everyone for the keks and just show daenyrys burning the zombies on her dragun
>>69904893
I have about as much respect for you as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. You are reddit. You are video game hotpocket. You are capeshit. You are cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about you.
You are the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. You are saturday morning cartoon. You are non-neurotypicality. You are memes. You are video game. You are tarantino. You are imdb.
Who knew watching your past dad train in the yard was as effective as obsidian weapons?
>>69904982
when they kill Wun Wun
>>69904926
Every instance where he was named "Hodor" will be changed to "Sota" so "Sostén la puerta" makes sense.
>>69904926
>Sostén la puerta!
>go on a.v club
>they have given every ep this season an A
WHAT THE FUCK NO EP HAS BEEN OVER D- this is fucking trash
>>69904932
He didn't have a plan. He was just blindly following.
HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT A SPINOFF?
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/672509/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-resurrected-spin-off
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/672509/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-resurrected-spin-off
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/672509/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-resurrected-spin-off
I cried when Hodor died ;_;
So, now I'm watching other people's reactions to laugh at them.
https://youtu.be/Wg2cBAvYxd4?t=433
Alright from the leaked info we know that A LOT of main characters are going to die in the last ep.
Who will they be?
>>69905009
oh and the others' origin story was bretty damn good
>>69904946
She didn't even lie and say she loved him back. Not even as a thank you for saving her life.
>>69905021
Wun Wun's too far south of the Wall and we're not gonna see the Walkers after this ep, so no.
Reminder that Stannis will be back in episode 7 stronger than ever to restore some morality to Westoros. :)
The show just hasn't been the same since he went into hiding
>>69905038
But he didn't die...
![350px-Marc_Simonetti_crasters_keep[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aQtHOTc.jpg "350px-Marc_Simonetti_crasters_keep[1].jpg")
>>69904615
In its endogamous self-reproduction and its dedication to cruel self- culling, the House of Craster discloses, I argue, the true economy of the Game of Thrones, highlighting how the great Houses’ insistence on purity and power sees them not only devouring their own, but reducing the realm to a feast for crows. Craster distils the truth of great seats like Riverrun or Casterly Rock, not just because his paternal incest evokes a fraternal form central to such great lines as Lannister or Targaryen. Rather, the Craster who takes all his female issue to wife and leaves the sons he sires on them to “[t]he white shadows” (CoK24 Jon 3: 279), reveals a deadly social narcissism that lies at the heart of Martin’s great families, one that establishes them as institutions at odds with themselves and as effective allies to the forces that threaten Westeros. What lies at the heart of the Houses’ strife and the realm’s ruin, Craster’s example teaches, is not merely incest nor even the Oedipal strife of fathers and sons, but a foundational narcissism that can imagine both family and society as only the pure extension of self. Martin offers Craster as a stark illustration of this phenomenon so as to highlight how the whole of Westerosi society is rooted in and ravaged by this violent narcissism. It is not only Craster who refuses to brook any rival master, or libidinal agent, under his roof; it’s not just he who enforces an identification of self with House, with society, through familial bloodshed.
>>69904962
if they do this I will forgive every single fucking stupid thing that's happened in the show
CUTE!
>>69904909
thick, wavy/curly (natural) hair is god mode
it's hard to find better than hers and elaine oon seinfeld
also, is she going to the wall now? hopefully dolorous edd spits some game at her and she gets her tits out
>>69905033
nah. youre just a jaded contrarian faggot.
>>69905017
why do you have dogshit on your shoe?
>>69905038
that faggot legitimately broke down
I almost felt something when I saw it for the first time, but then again I'm dead inside
>>69905038
2016 """""men"""""
>>69905046
the execution was horrible
It genuinely struck me more, even knowing it was coming and it was obvious since the flashbacks that it would come down to that, alla' Jojen Reed.
But still man, felt pretty bad. Much worse than Red Wedding
>>69904957
>>69904991
>>69905017
Stop feeding the tripfag.
>>69904893
shit image, a song of ice and fire creates a world that interesting stories take place in. Great gatsby is a single intense story with no world building.
>>69904941
>Episode 1: 2/10
>Episode 2: 2/10
>Episode 3: 2/10
>Episode 4: 2/10
>Episode 5: 2/10
>>69904905
The Hound is still out there somewhere. And they haven't even has the dignity to tease that he's still around like in the book. What with the helm being passed around from man to man.
>>69905041
cersei
bran
sansa
jaime(maybe)
No cock XD
Brienne
Ghost
>>69905095
he has to bring in views somehow
>you will never hunt with Bobby B
>>69905012
Time is a flat circle.
>>69905033
You seem surprised. The AV Club is basically the Pitchfork of TV and movies.
Which is funny, because they also do music.
>>69904918
He can just warg into summer for it.
Oh shit that's why they killed him off.
>>69905041
Tommen an heroes.
>>69905074
>liking wrinkly old hags
need i remind you of the necklace?
>>69905041
Tyrells, Pycelle, Kevan, HS, Tommen, Rickon(if not already dead), thoros, someone in Meereen arc is my guess
>>69905066
>Reminder that Stannis will be back in episode 7 stronger than ever to restore some morality to Westoros. :)
>>69905115
shut the fuck up you fantasy reading manchild
what did she mean by this
>>69904980
he'll be back in episode 7
>>69905041
what would happen if pynchon was tasked to finish asoiaf?
>>69905041
>Alright from the leaked info we know that A LOT of main characters are going to die in the last ep.
>Who will they be?
Leaked info?
ok so this season will end like this
>kings landing civil war between sparrows/commoners and the highborns.
>arya becoming a proper assassin or giving up. either way, she's headed home.
>bran realizes he's responsible for everything and learning he needs to use his powers to somehow fix things. heads back to the wall for jon.
>ironborns go to meereen. douchey uncle dies and theon and yara pledge allegiances with their men. army and all those ships sail for westeros.
>Jon + Sansa reform stark army. battle of the bastards @ winterfell.
>Night King and his army break through the wall.
That episode was pretty crap, right up until the last Hodor scene.
If they cut about 10 seconds earlier it would have been great.
>>69905076
Shut the fuck up you apologist, Got has been complete trash since season 5 and you know it you mentally inefficient toddler, go and drown on D&D's meaty jew cocks you fucking waste of space
never post on my board again
>>69905151
Reminder that Bran was still in control of Hodor's body when the wights were clawing at him.
Hodor died afraid and in terrible pain unable to control his own body.
Death to Bran
Don't hold the door Hodor
>>69905041
Waif will die
>>69905138
>you will never spread your bastard progeny throughout westeros with your strong Baretheon seed
Honestly it's sort of a fetish for me, it's why I always choose the seduction focus in CKII.
>>69904615
Puts Josef Fritzol to shame
>hold the door
what did he mean by this?
>>69905110
>spend your entire life turned into a retard that can only say hodor
>because some shitty lordling 40 years later will take over your mind and control you
>and force you to live the rest of your days shouting out the way you'll fucking die
hodor had a hard life
FUCKING SHOW
>>69904932
>people in love behave rationally
he's blinded by love, so he doesn't really have a plan
he'll do anything just to look in her eyes again
>>69905238
BRAN THE BUTCHER
>>69905140
>tfw we can use this meme now
>>69905009
I was annoyed they ended with the kid saying hodor. It was fucking obvious that's where "hodor" came after the first "hold the door," and added no dramatic heft to slur in seconds what would have taken years logically.
>>69902362
im am so fucking happy stuff finally fucking happened.
bran storyline : stuff happened/10
ironborn storyline: stuff happened/10
arya storyline: stuff happened/10
wall storyline: nothing happened but CIA's back/10
overall i'd give it a solid stuff happened/10
only ok episode so far
mummers tyrion looked like that hilarious b/w cartoon character you guys always post
you know, the one with the big nose who is rubbing his hands togetger
Lord of Light sure knows how to pick em
>>69905151
HOLD THE DOOR GENTLE GIANT
>>69905187
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the children lost because they only had obsidian weapons !
>they have fucking hand grenades
>>69904999
when were you when 3 new /got/-fus were born?
Is the Three Eye Raven an old ass Bran somehow?
>>69905263
BRAN the BASED
>>69904962
Ed is the 1000th Lord Commander
>>69905041
>mfw Mel and Davos don't serve any purpose anymore
>>69905298
>nose
>eyebrows
>>69905298
getting into the priestess gig is like getting a job at hooters.
seems to me like a lot of shit could have easily been avoided if old man had simply told bran, "hey don't try to do this without me because it will lead the night king right to us and everyone will die."
>>69905187
you WILL delete this
>>69905316
>Is the Three Eye Raven an old ass Bran somehow?
YOU FIGURED IT OUT
>>69905273
Plus we got more of the best couple in Westeros
>>69905190
It would be shit, unless he could write like he did twenty years ago.
>>69905200
Its on Reddit. This ep confirms that it is correct. We have had the info for at least a few weeks now.
Would showing Euron's treasure and the dragon horn really have cost too much money?
>>69905187
you ACTUALLY made a webm out of that shit
i hate you
>>69904917
Niiiiceeeeee
>>69905298
>Stein
>i had to endure and entire book for fucking greyjoy bullshit
>so many chapters of them whining and arguing for the stupid fucking kingsmoot
>show reduces it to two nice speeches and folding the only good greyjoy (victarion) into euron
you showfags don't know how good you have it. fuck greyjoys
>>69905158
Its not the necklace, its the ruby.
Unless that a really weird looking ruby she natural.
BRAN FORGOT TO TURN ON HIS VPN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69905311
Why don't they just become midget forest ISIS and perform Jihad on the westeros?
>>69905224
>douchey uncle dies
dany's dragons burn his fleet as they are crossing over to westeros on theon and yara's ships
Bran literally murdered Hodor.
Team White Walker till I die.
>>69905341
>brynden rivers
>brynden
>bran
IT FITS
>>69905151
Hold the door gentle giant.
Hold the door is still alive, Stannis rode in at the last second to save him.
>>69905298
>I'll never have a threesome with the red priestesses
AAAAAAAHHHH
A disgraced knight looking for redemption finds a whole new purpose in life in protecting a strong-willed, yet powerless little girl. As he watches her blossom into a young woman, he realizes that his feelings for her are more than just platonic, but he knows that they can never be together. Seeing her together with another man is torture for him, but he won't ever leave her side because he swore a vow... and honor means everything to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXuKpSGZc [Embed]
>>69905343
was this GRRM or DABID's idea?
do braavosi really think that pandering to lannisters is going to help them get their money back?
>>69905041
cersei
jamie
kevan
various
tyrone
jora
danny
john again
high sparrow
olenna
margarine
brian
salsa
davos
bran
meera
edd
mace
spoon
ed
greg
the dog
aria
jackson hagar
nim
obara
lara
ron
ewron
ayron
bayron (again)
the hobbit
billy
sam
hemorrhoids granger
>>69905338
he wanted it to happen
he is thousands of years old, he just wants to die and leave it to bran to work out
>>69905151
HIS NAME WAS HODOR.
ALL HE SAID WAS HODOR.
AND THE PURPOSE OF HIS LIFE WAS TO HODOR.
;_;7
Did fucking NO ONE notice the Richard E. Grant cameo in tonight's episode?
Honestly, to me this is as big as Dame Diana Rigg or Julian Glover being on the show.
I just watched this.
What the fuck are the writers thinking?
>Petyr the magical teleporting Baelish
>The Others are just humans with obsidian magic made because the Children were fighting humans
>Wasting 10 minutes of rehashing book 1's climax
>Have a female target that Arya sympathizes with instead of an old miser
>"Make me a thousand ships and I'll give you the world" when everyone knows you can't use unseasoned wood for shipbuilding if you don't want something that leaks and rots in a few years
>Brienne goes back south for a lie
>Laser hand grenades
>Killed the dog
These fucking direwolves are the symbol of uselessness.
>>69905229
nice job proving my point, you jaded contrarian faggot
>>69905370
Fuck Hodor
Why do people give so much about this terrible meme character, he was literally created to carry Bran
>>69905187
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS
I HATE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH
So it was a stroke this whole time.
>aeron ever actually supporting urine
>implying he wouldn't have really drowned him if given the chance
>>69905347
Sorry anon, I'm not familiar with any leaked info and I occasionally lurk in /r/gameofthrones
Direct me possibly?
this show wasted max von sydow almost as badly as the new star wars movie
>>69905224
>>arya becoming a proper assassin or giving up. either way, she's headed home.
They already foreshadowed what's happening. Arya fails her training and is executed by the faceless men, and the waif will take her face back to Westeros.
>>69905429
because bran fuCKING INVADED HIS MIND AND TURNED HIM INTO A RETARD
bran a monster
Greenseeing and warging are nice gimmicks but I fail to see how they can really help against the White Walkers
The only thing you need to defeat them are a huge army and plenty of people with obsidian or valyrian steel
>>69905320
>Ed
>1000th Lord Commander
>>69905411
Who did he play?
Sending Brienne away pisses me off, she's spent fucking seasons trying to find Sansa and spent like two episodes with her before leaving.
>>69905402
Bran must have come back in time and told tree man to let him get marked, because in the future Bran is the Night's King
>>69905361
Underrated post
>>69905365
yes, i was thinking he either gets eaten/roasted by a dragon or dany kills him like she kills every other man who approaches her with the "imma stick my dick in you" mindset.
https://youtu.be/YqhAoUOGHbg?t=2m1s
>yet
>>69905267
if it took years somebody would have explained hodor started off saying hold the door
>>69905459
She fails this time, wait comes to kill her. Arya kills waif and flees.
>>69905267
@GameofThrones
Hi, I really enjoyed this week's episode of Game of Thrones!!! :D I cried so much when Hodor died ! :'(((( I was just wondering, why does he keep saying "hold the door" when he is on the ground in the past? I didn't get that part, great episode besides that though!!!!
>>69905475
It should be illegal to post this gif.
post yfwHodor appears later as a white walker
>>69905320
999th actually, so it's pretty much confirmed he is going to die.
kinda sad, it was one of the few characters I still like
Why didn't Bran go back in time and tell himself not to touch the spooky ice guy?
That would gave saved them some trouble.
>>69905238
>mfw dead Hodor becomes king Whitewalker
>>69905390
Best part is when Ned "King Down South" Stark came out
>>69905475
Yes he is, Thorne was the 999th
>Don't knock it down while I'm gone
>Scene before that shows the Nights king with the horn of winter
For fucks sake end this fucking show already
White Walker priority
1. Spooking Sam
2. Chasing Bran
90000000000000000000001. Actually going anywhere near The Wall
>>69905453
MVS was ostensibly retired, he just had his agent get him a few high-profile easy parts this year. he probably wouldn't have done anything that didn't "waste" him, it's not like he can top anything he's already done.
>>69905477
The guy playing Robert Baratheon
I want Littlefinger's teleporter!
>>69905348
Yes.
Who else is hyped to see Benjen save Bran?
>be sansa
>have an army gifted to you by that creepy guy that used to kiss you
>"you need an army use this one"
>"mmmmm.....no"
>"but sansa please I just want to help"
>"mmmmm.....no"
>'oh hey davos and jon lmao lets travel all around the north trying to rally people to our aide instead of using the army we have haha"
>>69905462
He did it for the greater good. Only retards don't understand it and think a retard staying alive is somehow more important than the fate of an entire continent.
Bran did nothing wrong.
>>69905357
>not wanting to be the goy toy of some qt jewess
>Where are my niece and nephew
>Let's go murder them
Edgy/10.
>>69905518
>implying Thorne wasn't the 999th and shortest reigning
Why didnt Bran just warg into an giant eagle and fly to Essos lol is he retarded?
>>69905421
>someone has an opinion that isn't mine
>i'm so fucking stupid i can't realise that maybe i have shit taste
>le contrarian xdxdxd
fuck you
>>69905535
that wasn't the horn, it was his sword thing that he pulls out later in the episode. I thought the same.
>>69905496
shes so cute holy shit
>>69905537
they are waiting for the dragons to come melt it for them (seriously).
>>69905537
Don't forget standing around looking menacing.
>>69905033
last week was pretty good imo
>>69905558
>but like, that would be totally awkward he is such a creep XD
just realized that Bran from even further in the future is the lord of light using his powers to communicate with others in the past through the fire (since white walkers can't use or manipulate fire magic) and manipulate them in order to gather armies from across Westeros toward the north to fight the white walkers. This is also why in this episode the new fire priestess in Mereen made a point to mention and emphasize the important of the voice from the fire and what it said.
>lord of light misleads Stannis into believing he is the one true king
>lord of light leads Stannis north to stop the wildlings and the nights watch from killing one another which leads to an alliance and a massive army loyal to... Jon Snow
>Lord of light leads Stannis to his death when he decides to attack and try to conquer Winterfell while he's in the north.
>Sansa just so happened to be IN Winterfell when Stannis attacked.
>Jon gets stabbed to death. Lord of Light resurrects him
>Lord of Light tells fire priestess tha Jon Snow is the REAL king and he is precious and must be protected
>Jon and Sansa leave to gather an even larger army to the north
>Lord of Light apparently spoke to the bald guy (can never remember his name) when he was a child and told him his purpose was to bring Khaleesi and her dragons to Westeros.
Literally every motivation the lord of light has had to do everything he's done points straight back to Bran Stark trying to amass an army to the north and protect his family.
>>69905563
>tfw can't
>>69905566
to be fair the ironborn are "psshh nothin perssonel" level edgy by default
>>69905451
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4ki23r/the_truede_leaks_seems_like_he_was_right_after_all/
>>69905515
They wouldn't do that.......would they?
>>69904962
Jaime and Daavos are other strong candidates. I know Daavos still have a wife, but guessing from how many plot holes the show already have I don't think it will matter that much.
>>69905532
>>69905567
Thorne was never Lord Commander. He may have been in charge of Castle Black for like 2 days, but he was never LC. The show specifically didn't call him Lord Commander.
>>69905537
Remember the fishing village attack last season, that was the height of their scenes
>>69905577
>i give you a compliment saying you did a nice job
>you proceed to act like a jaded contrarian faggot
nice job proving my point, you jaded contrarian faggot
>>69905041
>the leaked info
wut
Are the Children of the Forest all woman? Have men ever... RAPED one? Would you fuck one? Would you breed with one? Green butts are my fetish.
>>69905535
That wasn't the horn. That was his blade.
>>69905633
Nigger are you stupid?
>>69905151
Hold the door gentle giant.
>>69905537
Why bother hanging around the wall if they can't get in? They know they can't.
>>69905547
Varys is borrowing it.
>>69905429
He was a giant the size of Gregor Clegane, who had a gentle heart and a natural aptitude for swordplay. I recall some guy say that if he had Hodor's size he'd be king of the world. Maybe Hodor himself could have brought peace to the seven kingdoms if Bran didn't gently scramble his brains
>>69905481
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BRAN GETTING SHANKED BY THE AYY LMAO
Can someone clarify that shit with the chick stabbing that one guy with something and he turned into a white walker? Who was he? He's the leader of the white walkers?
>>69905625
The Wall is being torn down this season, there will be no Lord Commander after Edd. That's why Jon made the joke, so that it'll be appropriately tragic in episode 08.
>>69905567
not sure if baiting but whatever.
>Jon Snow, the Bastard of Winterfell. 998th Lord Commander. Voluntarily chose...
>Eddison Tollett. De facto 999th Lord Commander. Swore himself to
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Lord_Commander_of_the_Night's_Watch
>>69905660
The Crannogmen are a hybrid of man and CotF
Screencap this
>>69905386
>strong willed, yet powerless little girl
I guess being impervious to fire and being able to talk to, control, and command dragons is pretty powerless
>>69905596
What about the banner hood brothers or whatever the fuck they were called. How did that one guy heal his sword wounds.
>>69905648
I will hunt you down and make skin covers for my dvd collection of your body you apologists cuck
>>69905386
this is actually a well made video
>>69905224
>bran realizes he's responsible for everything and learning he needs to use his powers to somehow fix things. heads back to the wall for jon
so Cold Hands / Benjen helps him on the way back? Meera can't do it alone
>euron just shows up, admits he's a kin slayer and the ironborn support him fr some reason
>kings moot took place outside
>euron needs to BUILD a fleet for some reason even though they should have one already
>"they took our best ships!"
>Stark theme plays during Hodor's sacrifice
nice
>>69905515
>>69905411
forgot about it again till you brought it up
HALTEN SIE DIE TÜR AUF
HALTEN SIE DIE TÜR AUF
HALTEN SIE DIE TÜR AUF
>>69905684
I guess that is a possibility
>it takes Arya two fucking seasons to get from Kings Landing to the fucking Saltpans
>CIA teleports from the Vale to the Wall in an episode
BRAVO D&D
>>69905009
>summer
I was really sad too because they included those fucking awful canned yelping noises. It fucking sounded like the goddamn Pycelle fart. I hate this stupid show.
>>69905257
>caring about the fate of some low born servant
plebeian detected
show>books
season 6 has been pretty good and shows that once DnD got rid of the shackles of ADWD and AFFC they can do some wonderful things
>>69905009
>Using Littlefinger when he's going to fuck you over
>>69905678
>this is what butthurt hater's actually believe
Cry more.
>>69905698
Baeric Donderrion is coming back this season as a member of the Blackfish's army.
Why did the children turn on the white walkers doe?
>>69904893
>the show is better in every way
The show is worse in every way. THIS is a fact, and not up for debate.
Whether you care for the books or not is irrelevant. It only determines the exact degree of shit the show is for you; because, good books or bad, the show is shit regardless.
>>69905733
I like how Arya is STILL getting her ass handed to her by that smug bitch.
>>69905680
He was the Night's King from the old songs.
>>69905763
I know senpai, I was all like smdh.
Are there any good reaction vids up besides that one kid crying? I imagine it will tear a few people to shreds, and while I did cry, I want to see others suffer.
>>69905749
Depends, if the later episodes continue the trend of stuff actually happening it will conclusively be better then the later books in which literally nothing happened.
>>69905671
Couldnt they just like go around it? Jump in the water and float down?
I don't remember him dying in the books
>>69905009
>i also dont think holding the door for, what, 5 minutes would let meera get away while dragging a teenaged boy through a forest? they're getting through eventually and i dont think they need to take rests so they should catch and murder bran within 10 minutes of the show ending
coldhands/benjen nigga
>>69905562
hodor could have done everything without being turned into a fucking retard
if anything he would have been more useful as a real, thinking person instead of being a retard. he was still the lowly son of a stable guy and probably would have ended up as brans carrier anyway
>>69902362
Was this scene really necessary? What did it add to the story?
It seems to me that the show now is intent on trying to do something shocking for the sake of it whenever possible, its a shame because the source material and the overly convoluted plots could be entertaining enough without all the bullshit and gimmicks. A lot of the violence and gore and sexuality in GOT has added to the experience but it feels now as though its just being thrown in as par for the course.
Also i seem to recall the kingsmoot being a somewhat grander affair and taking a lot longer in the books, I was looking forward to seeing it and was disappointed by the shows portrayal. I get that this is not the books anymore and is only based, some might say loosely, on them now, but they seem to be missing some great opportunities for some genuinely good TV for the sake of 'haha look at this dick, haha look at this blood and viscera, haha hold the door'
Hoping the show returns to the quality of the previous seasons, ive invested too much time in it to give it up and i want closure, but its getting a bit tiresome with all the gimmicks.
>>69905267
you are underestimating the degree to which people need to have something confirmed.
it's not that they wouldn't get it, it's that they wouldn't be sure if they were supposed to be sure of it or if the full confirmation was going to come later.
>>69905707
Is Cold Hands even in the TV series?
was kinvara's dialogue the same as the original audition leak?
>>69905776
Don't worry. Arya will fuck up, waif will go to kill her, only Arya will kill the waif.
>>69905417
Also
wights can now crawl on walls
the iron islands don't have any trees to cut down
it's like dnd just write a first draft out in 20 minutes for every episode and then shoot it without a single edit
>>69905696
Read it again, idiot. She was a little girl in Season 1, you know, when she was abused by her brother, sold off as a sex slave, beaten to the ground by Dohtraki, etc. Jorah literally saved her from being murdered and then carried her unconscious body to safety.
She is not weak anymore.
>>69905776
She passed the test while blind but now goes back to getting smacked
>>69905800
>Was this scene really necessary? What did it add to the story?
*farts*
I wonder how many other lives Bran has completely ruined by taking a brief nap?
He's probably the reason why Tyrion is a Dwarf.
I WANT THE WAIF TO BEAT ME TO DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69905799
If he wasn't a retard in the first place Bran wouldn't have needed to warg into him you dumb fuck
>>69905338
sadly, the show has become a screwball comedy
>>69905800
D&D wished to remind the goyim that they are cut and therefore servants to the eternal semite
>>69905800
UNCUT
>>69905799
no, because retards get retard strength. as a fat normie he'd turn into what most of us are: enlarged weak manbabies
>>69905800
DABID DABID PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING WE ARE BECOMING PRUDE DABID
GENITAL WARTS DABID
GOOD TELEVISIONS DABID
>>69905800
the show has mandatory nudity requirements from HBO. seriously, there is a guy in charge of making sure they adhere to them who suggests places to put fanservice in. it isn't even D&D's fault.
>Time Traveling
Oh god why, WHYYY, youfucking fat basterd.
FUCK YOU R.R.
>>69905786
the normies
>>69905558
>The guy who helped kill your father and gave you to somebody who raped you
Not putting herself in debt to Littlefinger is probably the smartest thing she's ever done.
Easily the worst episode of the series.
All hail Ned "Biggus Dickus" Stark, the true King.
