I opened the door, Barry edition
old: >>69897496
Bran cannot truly effect the past.
Meaning, the events that Bran did in the future already retarded Hodor in the past. It was already done. Ergo, all events are predetermined. Otherwise Hodor would only be retarded after Bran zapped back to the past and saw the Walkers
So can he really change anything, truly? The world is already set in motion as if Bran had already fucked the past. So if he goes back and fucks the past again, whatever alternate future that provokes is already the alternate present they live in. So really he can't do shit, right?
I am the Storm.
WAIF VS MEERA
WHO IS THE BEST WAIFU?
"Hey Meera, don't you think we should cuddle together, you know, for warmth?"
>FIRST FOR BRANS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO RUINED EVERYTHING
>>69899932
LET'S MURDER THEM!
>Actually, the White Walkers were created by the Children of the Forest in order to serve as living weapons in their war against the First Men, before the Walkers rebelled against the Children themselves
>>69899869
Original time line would have to have had some real past influencing -> present/future reshaping in order to set this loop. Otherwise paradox.
Wait is Jorah in love love with dany? I thought he was like a father figure all this time.
Reminder that Bran not getting caught was all part of Night King's master plan.
The next step is getting Bran to go to the Wall and carry that mark of his across that'll then let the Night's King break the magic on the Wall and march his army on it
>>69899869
A past (alternate timeline) Bran already affected the past. This bran is just moving along as intended by alternate timeline Bran.
REMINDER
Action babys loved that episode. Only good scenes were Jorah's farewell and the Red priestess.
G U Y S
U
Y
S
what if the others are like fucking mass effect reaper bullshit. They were created to end the war, right? They eventually saw that the only way to end the war (and future wars) for good was to destroy all the belligerents. After the men made peace with the children, they still fought amongst themselves. GRRM has always been a huge anti war guy since vietnam. The others are essentially trying to rid the world of all advanced life forms (men, children of the fores, giants) because they will never stop fighting unless they are destroyed.
>>69899963
PUNISHED BRAN ALREADY A DEMON FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69899869
But he's gonna try:
> don't kill the the Starks!
What? Kill the Starks? Ok - Aerys
:^(
>>69899839
>>69899928
what's her name again?
>>69899932
Can someone please explain to me why so many bookfags like the Greyjoys, a house that brags about the fact that they're too lazy to fucking provide for themselves
Waifu
>>69899805
>now I have truly become the game of thrones
Though seriously:
>stannis
>roose
>barristan
>doran
>and now jorah
>probably littlefinger soon
Why do all the entertaining male characters have to die?
>>69899809 >tfw this was already obvious as fuck from the trailer man half the shit this season has been way too obvious
>>69899963
>>69900027
NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>everyone sad about hodor
>everyone forgetting that D&D have killed two direwolves this season
Pray for Summer
>>69900022
>Jorah scene
>good
How to Spot a Cuck
Was Sansa implying to Littlefinger that Ramsey fucked her in the ass?
Also did Bran warg into present Hodor or did he warg past Hodor and fry his mind so he'd know in the future to carry them to safety and hold the door at that precise moment?
>To protect ourselves from you. From men.
What did she mean by this?
"I'm coming Shiera"
>tfw he never said it
>tfw he never said who he was
>tfw show watchers will never know the greatest character
>there is a universe where we are a happy couple
>i was born in this one
>>69900038
>>69900063
why are you doing this
>>69900067
Its not coldhands its going to be Benjen, alive not a zombie Benjen.
Those actors who played the mummers had the most fun I bet
>>69900067
what part of the trailer?
Perfect color, shape, and size nipple. fake sansa has nothing on snektits
>Some stories speak of them riding the corpses of dead animals. Bears, direwolves, mammoths, horses, it makes no matter, so long as the beast is dead." AFFC, Chap 5
Zombie pupper confirmed
Rip in piece pupper
>>69900105
Bran is gone Nuclear
>>69899963
>>69900135
same shit
cool time travel guys!
>>69900114
>attracted to andy samberg
>>69899805
Add sanic in the gif just for keks
>>69900114
NO MORE
What an exciting episode guys! Truly a game of thrones is being played right now! See you next week team Stark!
>>69900155
Why can't we just agree they both have some great tits?
>>69900006
>he literally planted a bug on bran
>he's trailing him as we speak
>he's the smartest motherfucker on the planet
>>69900155
unfortunately yes, if it was any other character it would be fine.
>>69900114
DELETE THIS
>>69900108
I love Darkstar
>>69900155
Fuck where's the sex scene already. Bitch is perfection.
>>69900063
>ruiner of threads
Holy fucking shit this episode
>Contrived scene where two people teleport to each other over hundreds of miles and teleport back just in time for their next scene
>30 second contrived made-up fan fiction explanation for the main antagonists
They couldn't actually think of a better way to reveal that
>Contrived, forced, soap opra "I love you" scene
You can play this with some subtlety god damn
>Contrived, underwhelming and underproduced kingsmoot scene featuring the worst possible performance from an actor to supposedly play a "Mad Pirate"
Might be the worst casting choice in the series
>Contrived, completely made up reason for white walker attack
>He left his "mark" on you
(what?)
Why does bran know it's the "Night's king"? Why is he the first person to call him that besides the show runners?
Holy shit its getting bad
>Contrived, cringey "I'll take you with me!" Hollywood gernade sacrifice scene (In a fucking fantasy series)
Did the majority of people honestly actually care or remember about who or what she was
>Contrived and hilariously stupid way to explain "Hodor" setting up future time travel contrivances equally as cringe worthy
Kinda hoped GoT wouldn't go this way, but shows almost never make it past 5 years without jumping that shark
What the fuck was with Hodor?
Was his conscience warped into the future voluntarily or involuntarily? It didn't look like Bran was actually controlling him this time, as he was still chilling out inside the past.
Did the writers think through the time travel logic before okaying this?
>>69900006
>>69900023
The Night Kinding and the Others are just trying to immunize everyone before the Dyson sphere collapses (I.e. The turning mechanism during the intro) and the Forever Winter sets in.
>>69900155
and the areola, don't forget them
>>69900022
Neither scene was good.
Roose dying was obvious
Sand snek revolt was obvious
Jon revived by Melly was obvious
Hodor's reveal was fairly obvious
>tfw no Euron even cucks Victarion out of the show
Bran is actually the White walker king
Here's the thing....the first men came to the children of the forest for help in fighting off the white walkers....
I know the show deviates from the books, but.....
>>69900169
How is that the same? Coldhands is totally different
>>69900105
he was greenseeing and attempting to war into present hodor at the same time. He probably couldn't control his powers and couldn't really comprehend hodor's mind existing in two places at once and tried to warg into him again automatically
>>69900063
>>69900038
Reminder that this girl is not jewish.
There was a SJW ruckus a while back because she played Anne 'Hide and Seek' Frank in some documentary but people were like hurr you cant do that its culturally insensitive because you're not jewish
>>69900105
Bran warged into present Hodor.
Eventually lost control of his warging shit and also starting warging and mindfucking past Hodor's mind and flooding it with what he was hearing from Meera
>>69899805
NO
NO, GRRM CAN NOT BE THIS MUCH OF A HACK
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
NOOOOO
>>69900106
First men started chopping down weirwood, which is basically their homes, so they started fighting the men to protect their homes.Then suddenly the others appeared and the COTF allied with the FM to fight them off.But according to the show it's the COTF's fault for trying to create a biologival weapon meant to kill.
New best girl?
Cam we all agree this is the lowest point this show has reached so far?
>>69899928
Quit Fucking photoshopping her Motherfuckers!
>>69900105
no, he stuck an object up her ass
Snek's tits are literally one of the most beautiful pair of tits I've ever seen.
>>69899959
Can they actually produce an heir? I mean, does his penis still works or not?
>>69900155
brighter
>>69900298
no, i liked this episode.
IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT,HOOK,LINE AND SINKER! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
>>69900105
yup, the reason Sansa isn't pregnant is that Ramsay was working on her anal gape
Fucking. Dropped.
Time Travel is where I draw the line. If that's how GRRM keeps it in the books I am severely fucking disappointed that he's throwing away five good books of story on that garbage plotline.
>>69900122
So he doesn't feel that feel alone
Here are your (you)s bro
>>69900038
>>69900063
>>69900114
>>69900105
Sansa is preggers
She can feel the babby inside her
Screencap this
>>69900298
>>69900235
lolno
>>69899932
I AM THE DROWNED GOD
(Farts)
Remember that time when you drank the coffee too hot you spit it out?
It was me, James
Why the fuck is there a new general already? Jesus Christ Reddit, relax.
>>69900199
I'm willing to say that fake sansa has the second best
>>69900236
Bran was controlling Hodor in the future but because he was also in the past some part of that connection was linked to young hodor which lead him to experience the brutal death of being ripped apart and not being able to control himself at all so it completely mindfucked him.
>>69900023
so the'yre ultron? well let's hope they actually get their shit done unlike ultron
something tells me this nigga gets shit done though
>>69900274
It was always going to be coldhands or benjen and they'd play the exact same role
Reminder that this is the first time the phrase "Night's King" was used on the show, and it was used with zero context or explanation.
>>69900231
We are still owed a sex scene with her and Bronn.
>>69900169
GRRM confirmed benjen is NOT coldhands
>>69900235
Euron is shit. Rest of the episode was good though.
So are you telling me that in all these years no man has been accidentally stabbed with obsidian?
Why do people keep saying Benjen I coming back?
Have we had any official confirmation?
>>69900235
why do you watch it then? no one cares or values your input on anything.
Book Patricians where we at? Did GRRM really write this shit bro's or is he feeding them bullshit?
>>69900162
>>69900161
Rip in peperonies pupps
you will be miss
>>69900056
because they identify with being neets who leech off of society. except the greyjoys have had sex before so they also feel that it's something they can aspire towards
>>69900235
everything is contrived
>>69900362
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>lets go murder my niece and nephew
..but.. why?
>>69900362
uh moot?
>>69900341
It wasn't time travel, it was a closed loop.
Can /tv/ remind me of all the reasons why this show turned to dogshit after season 4?
>>69900318
>>69900315
>drooling over a common whore when the show has the purest waifu of them all
>>69900032
for such a handsome fellow he only made 1 kid that looks even human
>>69900362
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>69900362
MOOOOOOOOOT
The Starks have ruined everything with their stupid ass decision making
>>69900108
He's just an old man who fell into a root cellar.
Elder god tier tits
Fake sansa
Bad poosi
>>69900280
Bad Pussy also played Anne Frank too
Also not Jewish
>>69900362
that thumbnail tho
>>69899805
EVERYONE
EVERYONE
LOOK AT THIS
AND TELL ME D AND D DIDNT RIP THIS SHIT OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
>>69900209
"Don't forget you're hime forever"?
>>69900362
MOOOOOOOOOOT
>>69900064
>show stannis
>entertaining in the slightest
>>69900414
he's crazy and they just publicly defied him
>>69900362
FUCKING NIPS
>>69900400
"Hold the Door" is basically confirmed canon. D&D said they got it from GRRM (GRRM has never denied anything they've claimed he's said) and we've got a blog post from years ago of someone meeting GRRM and proposing it as the source for Hodor and him saying he's on to something.
>>69900414
because my big cock
>>69900318
Perfection
>>69900022
Except both of those were terrible too, you mouthbreathing, stupid faggot.
>>69900287
First men started chopping down the weirwood trees because they didn't like the idea that they were being watched. Children of the forest carved faces to give the gods faces, they weren't homes though. The rest is true. So I'm eager to see how that gets explained when (if) the next book comes out.
>>69900298
Yes. Redditors who are always here the night the show airs and the day after will disagree though because it has mindless action and WW in it.
>>69899980
How the fuck did they lose with the WWs on their side?
When you nut be she keeps on holdin the door
>>69900341
it wasnt time travel in the traditional sense
it was a one time event cause by bran warging hodor in the future while encountering him in the past
it wont happen again, see you next week
>>69899980
I have a hard time believing that they needed White Walkers when they could turn rocks into explosives
>white walkers attack the wall
>meera is screaming to bran who is in a vision
>"bran wake up!! the whitewalkers are attacking"
>"burn them all" bran says as he's watching king aerys get stabbed by jaime
>>69900023
You mean I robot style "we have to rule you by force for the greater good" thing? Fucking ew, I hope not.
>>69900315
From a size/shape/color/nipples/areola/firmness standpoint, they're flawless.
She's got some god tier genes.
>>69900298
No, the arena dragon episode from last season was. Way too many logical inconsistencies including masked rebel guys standing in nice little groups so that the firebreathing machine could accurately hit them.
>>69900235
man it must be shit to live a day in your shoes
LET'S GO MURDER THEM >:]
>>69900362
MOOT strikes again
How are they gonna write themselves out of this?
>>69900400
HODOR scene is 100% canon, i HOPE the closed time loop shit is not canon or i would consider the books to be pretty ruined at this point. The hold the door scene itself was pretty damn good though, felt like one of those plebs watching the red wedding for the first time.
>>69900489
MUH
BIG
COCK
Who /hyped/ for the comfy long winter snow everywhere episodes that are coming up fast here?
>tree guy says "you have to leave now"
>But first let me show you some irrelevant dream shit
If they left when they were supposed to leave hodor never would've died
>>69900396
>unironically enjoying and defending this show
>>69900362
It's not your fault, I hope you don't get banned for this
>>69900106
>Born thousands of years ago
>Lived through countless winters, seeing whole empires rise and fall
>Participated in perhaps the first true war the world had seen
>Dies for no reason because D&D couldn't be bothered to think of a meaningful end to her story
>>69900400
is your world crumbling around you? You better hope GRRM scrapes this like he did the time skip or the original version of the books.
>>69900318
Brighter, 4k, slo-mo
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F35irQGXE4
>mfw bran flashes back to the second season, wargs into patchface and warns stannis about melly sanders
>mfw stannis burns her at the stake and is back in the game
>>69900394
Guys pls, answer this
Is Benjen really back?
>"Side" character gets more in depth costume design than any other character in the show
wew lad
I've seen a lot of comments saying that this is already the best season yet, and its no wonder why. Halfway through and so much has already happened, enough to easily make this the most jam-packed season yet, and let me repeat, it's only halfway done. This episode, and probably 'Home' (episode 2) are the best examples of this, there is just so much shit happening and it's all happening at breakneck speed, leaving me breathless sometimes, especially when I think back on it after the episode is done, taking it all in with all the time I need, lying in bed thinking the episode over, and over.
>>69900526
>>69900430
Fuck off, tumblrbutt.
>>69900430
>purest waifu
>>69900414
you don't leave a pretender alive
>>69900544
it's coming
goodbye
>>69900106
>To protect ourselves from you.
>Bran is marked by the NK and him passing beyond the wall allows NK to break through it
>Bran needs to rebuild the wall so he goes back into the past to see how Bran the Builder made it
>he is Bran the Builder, so he chops down weirwoods to make the wall
>CotF make WW because of this
>literally Bran's fault
>>69899805
;_;
THIS WAS SO DEPRESSING
FIRST GOOD EPISODE OF THE NEW SEASON
9/10 DESU
>>69899963
Is Bran confirmed for a /TULLYFUCKINGSHIT/ like his Mother and Aunt?
>>69900557
Yeah but he disappears again. At least he's still alive. For now.
>mfw you find out what he meant by this
>>69900528
watch the behind the scenes ep, GRRM told them this is what happens
how will GRRM write himself out of this one?
LOL HE WONT... EVER
>>69900280
Well that's good news, however
>>>/pol/
Is that way
>>69900444
>someone allowed a brown anne frank
I hate sjws as much as the next guy but that's fucking bonkers
>>69900531
it works as one of those big TV moments but I really hope it doesn't end up in the books
>>69899805
>It's Bran going back to Tourney at Harrenhal and inadvertently causing time paradox by accidentally making Lyanna to have a crush on him instead of Rhaegar episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc
>>69900318
Her tits are so round.
If they were in a video game people would claim they're "unrealistic".
How is this a closed loop?
>>69900565
>>69900531
I don't know why people are so butthurt about the lite time travel. It's not like fantasy has NEVER done time travel before. Fucking Harry Potter had time travel. Dragons, smoke babies and resurrections are fine...you cucks hate time travel though?
Right.
>>69900583
what THE FUCK
DLETE
THIS
>>69900558
Why is he so swag and based bros
>>69900293
My waifu. Huge jew tits
>>69899928
dany looked fucking amazing this episode
fuck y'all
Remember me, Varys? When I killed your little brother
I talked
JUST
LIKE
THIS!
>>69900550
Pretty much. 13 years I waited for this shit. I'm a certified patrician so I'm not worried about my own judgement but I just can't believe GRRM is gonna give us this fedora tier garbage.
>>69900298
fuck off
>>69900362
whos that
sauce? also
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>69900504
>one time event
Really doubt it. This is Brann's special power, this is how he can help defeat the others. I think it's what the Raven ultimately wanted to show him he could do.
Watching old home movies on wierwood.net isn't that impressive, certainly not worth traveling all the way out to that fucking cave for, it was for this, to learn that he could change shit.
And yea it's dumb because time travel is always dumb but oh well.
>>69900004
jesus fucking christ are you that blind
>>69900558
He probably brought it himself, so dreamy. Told a friend I found him the most attractive man in the show after Tywin and she called me insane. Fucking woman don't know shit.
>>69900394
Benjen, Syrio and Bronn have been in the hyperbolic time chamber
>>69900315
You musn't have seen a lot then. They're pretty good, but I've seen better.I mean on the internet.
>Let's go murder my niece and nephew
Remember how D&D used to brag about how there's not a traditional good vs evil black and white story on show with mustache twirling villains? To a certain extent that was never true (RE: Joffrey, the Mountain, etc.) but even they were never literally like "LET'S GO COMMIT THE WORST KIND OF MURDER WE KNOW OF"
is this brans life now?
>>69900583
kys pls
>>69900155
>not liking pale, puffy areola
>>69900558
most effay character
>>69900583
AHAHAHAHAmudsharkfu
>>69900507
Bad aim.
I thought Bran was warging into Summer and he was going to get trapped in her when his body is killed.
Instead Bran warged into Hodor as he was warging into Hodor and the voices of people IRL went through Hodor into bran's brain and then Wyllis heard Hodor's thoughts and went mad?
>>69900583
ogre
>>69900551
This would be the vid I capped these from.
Still waiting for someone to make webms from the blu-ray rip of Season 5 though.
>>69900558
>>69900655
He reminds me of the guy from Lawrence of Arabia
HOLD THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>69900392
what?
>>69900499
See other posts about cotf being allied with the first men. That's canon. I'm not certain how this other explanation of the ww birth via tonights episode ties in but i'm open to suggestion
>>69900655
>>69900691
>>69900706
Fuaarrkkk....
>>69900712
yes
>>69900572
>when bran warged into hodor he relived that moment of death
>everytime he was used to save them he experienced the event that destroyed his life again
>>69900696
D&D bragged because they were using GRRM's story.
Now they're making their own.
>>69900022
Negro, what aboot them tits on that girl from the play?
>>69900526
>>69900602
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
LEAVE BRAN ALONE
>>69900732
Kek
>Jorah
Why doesn't he have even an ounce of self-respect?
>>69900696
This guy is based
He literally cucked the "stronk womyn" character
Why the fuck does it look like D&D ripped all of the scenery and actors from a fucking Project Pitchfork music video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCPVLjrHDTs
>>69900623
Snek isn't really brown though. Tanned, really, olive at most.
>>69900712
Bran is a fucking piece of shit
>>69899963
>>69900665
Is she a old hag like Mel?
>>69900414
So long as Balon has living heirs Euron's right to the throne will never be fully safe. The line was stupid as fuck but the logic is there
>>69900428
You're a faggot if you think that. God, I fucking hate people that just want to hate whats good. It's blatantly transparent in this case too, faggot. You've identified yourself.
>>69900665
>>69900185
for u
>>69900583
Well fuck.NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Only tears now
>no dragonbinder
>Euron is just going to give Dany ships like a cuck
Also I find it funny that the only people who like dany are foreign rapers and pillagers and domestic rapers and pillagers. also show Asha/Yara's speech was so much better than Eurons
Do you think there will be Hold the Door reaction videos now?
>>69900655
Why is he so swag and based bros
>>69900064
feminism
>>69900236
I get the feeling that he somehow was warged into himself in the future, so Hodor just experienced himself dying while a woman screams "HOLD THE DOOR" at him while she runs away.
His mind was shattered by a combination of being pulled through time and experiencing his own painful death.
>>69900655
>sir friendzone of house cuck
>based
nah m8
>>69900696
>theon makes inspirational speech
>everyone now backs sister
>*insert another nodickjoke*
>"oh fuck that bitch let's join this guy!"
Bran sexing Meera when
>It’s funny because even as she’s trying to make a clean break, Sansa is showing us the ways in which Littlefinger has shaped her way of looking at the world. The decision not to tell Jon about the meeting with Littlefinger, not to tell Jon how she knows abut the Blackfish…if she really trusted Jon and she really was coming at this as a clean, pure Stark, she would tell the truth to her brother and the person to whom she has real allegiance at this point. But for whatever reason she holds back on that, and I think that shows Littlefinger still has some kind of a hold on Sansa.
Sansa x CIA confirmed.
>>69900768
mediocre like all tits on the show
>>69900776
He's a beta cuck. Some men are like that.
>>69900583
btfo
>>69900805
Appreciated
>>69900696
He killed the king and no one gave a shit
>>69900056
Molten arm, dragon horn, extremely viscious dominant fight scenes, action hero one liners, etc The brothers are just are just badass af in the books and trying to one up each other, though vicatrion is a dumb brute compared to euron. the chapters are just plain fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q
>>69900235
Why didn't she just throw her magic bomb thing
Not carry it into the crowd allahu ackbar style
Just throw it you stupid tree cunt
Throw
It
>>69900749
>No matter how much I work out and take care of myself, I'll never look like that.
>Not a woman, so I'll never find a man like that.
How can life be so senselessly painful?
would there be legal repercutions for grrm if the next books were totally different from what he told these jews?
Are the dire wolves the most underwhelming characters on the show?
All of them go out like bitches
>>69900839
>14lwa3.jpg
>imgflip
Fuck off, retard.
They can't write jorah out right?
He's going to make it bros. . .
right?
>>69900155
sorry but melisandre has the best tits/body in the series. And it's shameful for all the others because she's in her 40s
>>69900788
Is this a meme? It seemed purely accidental and more thanks to cuntraven
>>69900444
>ThatPure pussy
The party van is knocking at my door.
>>69900842
who said this? where is this from?
>>69900776
what did you expect him to do? grab dany and try to fuck her with his stone fist while daario watches?
>>69900779
i was thankful for that 2 2bh
>>69900832
ser
>>69900696
I gotta say his casting is pretty insane, he actually looks related to theon
>It was all me, Wylis.
>It's always been me.
>The author of all your pain.
>>69900870
>kinslaying was such a big deal last year even a bunch of mercenaries ditched Stannis when he did it
>The Sand Snekes, Ramsay, and Euron have all kinslayed this season and nobody gives a fucking shit
>>69900558
>>69900655
>>69900749
He's mature.
Who is Jorah?
>>69900908
she was 17 when she showed her tits on screen
>>69900285
he wrote a novel that was the equivalent of hyping up cleganebowl from page 1 to the end, only to end it before the fight happens
You should expect anything but the ordinary from him.Including the delusion that ASOIAF isn't scifi
>>69900909
DB weiss, a true gentleman.