ITT: Films women will simply NEVER be capable of understanding.
>>69886313
So all of them?
>>69886333
Depends.
Are we talking movies in general, or strictly films and kino?
>>69886422
Films and kino
>>69886473
I'm not one to make bold and absolute claims, but I can't of the top of my head think of any films or kino that women are capable of understanding.
Perhaps you're correct.
>>69886313
The Jesse-James Robert Ford movie has the exact same plot and themes as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urAy7RJIWUs
>>69886422
>Implying women understand their shitty rom-com flicks
If only they knew.
>>69886313
>tfw saw Jesse James in theaters 5 times and was convinced that it was the most beautiful movie I'd ever seen
I've grown up since then and the film hasn't aged all that well. It's still pretty to look at though.
>Any Sergio Leone movie
>Any Scorsese movie
>The Godfather Part II
>The Conversation
>Apocalypse Now
>Paths Of Glory
>Dr. Strangelove
>Barry Lyndon
>Full Metal Jacket
>Lawrence Of Arabia
>12 Angry Men
>There Will Be Blood
>Citizen Kane
>Amadeus
>No Country For Old Men
>Drive
>>69886825
>no Master and Commander
>no Gladiator
At least get the staples out of the way anon
>>69886313
Any film that has anything to do with honor, integrity, loyalty, courage, self-reliance, dedication or intelligence
>>69886313
The Rover
>>69886825
>The Godfather Part II
Are you implying they understand the first one?
>>69886930
Every capeshit is made to appeal to women and faggots. What are you on to?
>>69886313
>>69886313
What's to understand, lesser affleck resents jesse james, whoppity doo, silly boys
>>69886978
The first one is a pretty straightfoward story about a family in the mafia and deals with themes like family values and such. Seems like the kind of thing they understand
>>69886881
Haven't watched those yet
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>>69886773
Never seen it, but I doubt it contains a scene comparable to pic related.
>>69886978
>Are you implying they understand the first one?
there was a scene about fucking Jimmy Caan's huge elephant cock so they understand that part in the wedding sequence.
>>69887002
Pretty much, except for Peterson's desire for attention.
>>69886313
>women
>ever being able to grasp the concept of building a machine with their own hands, blood, sweat and tears, then traveling halfway across the globe with the intention of riding it as fast as possible
>>69887251
Tell me what the point of that shit is because I don't understand it either. If he didn't set the record no one would give a shit.
There isn't anything truly good in this world that you fags won't ruin with your insecurity. You need to find some way to feel fulfilled in your masculinity, because this bitter persecution complex you've all adopted is warping your personality.
You don't even talk about the things you like, you just talk about how women try to take the things you like or how women don't get the things you like. Everything you do is through the lens of how someone else sees you doing it.
>>69887069
>The first one is a pretty straightfoward story about a family in the mafia and deals with themes like family values and such. Seems like the kind of thing they understand
Nah, there's more to it than that. Michael's arc from a naive young man to a ruthless don is very masculine.
At the end when he tells her to never as about his work, then interrupts her by slamming the table. How often do you see women do that in real life?
>>69887413
You don't see men doing it either. You have a deeply underdeveloped understanding of women psychologically
>>69887381
But he did. Several times. The point is having enough passion to set out and accomplish something in your life. You'll never understand, neetfag.
>>69887381
>If he didn't set the record no one would give a shit.
he would
>>69887407
>she actually takes these threads seriously
I guess we can add /tv/ to the list.
>>69887450
>You don't see men doing it either.
Yes, I do.
My dad is the kind of guy who does that shit constantly.
>>69887407
>this bitter persecution complex you've all adopted is warping your personality.
> Everything you do is through the lens of how someone else sees you doing it.
projecting this hard
>>>/tumblr/
>>69886881
Gladiator is the definition of flick.
And any war movie particularly 'The Thin Red Line'
>>69887586
Nah, it's just entry-level kino, famm.
>>69887586
Were you not entertained?
>>69887471
So? Might as well go live in a cave and take your cave paintings seriously.
>>69886881
>gladiator
I almost forgot about there was a time when Ridley Scott wasn't a hack
>>69887002
Jokes on you, my ex liked this movie better than me.
Do any of you have stories of watching movies with women and they asking stupid questions?
Like those chicks who watch LOTR and ask if Sam and Frodo are gay, because they don't get the closeness of their friendship.
>>69887813
when you grow into a man in about 8 yrs you'll understand
>tfw made the foolish mistake one time of assuming a girl could sit through Fire & Ice
>>69886313
Predator, The Thing, Aliens, Terminator 2
Also known as the quadumverate of cînēmå
>>69887951
Just because she likes it, doesn't mean she understands it.
Pretty much any woman would like a movie where Tom Hardy does full frontal.
![diaphragm-feature[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VHysh2b.jpg "diaphragm-feature[1].jpg")
>>69888030
>Why would he risk it all by escaping the prison?
>All of his friends were with him, and it seemed he was doing pretty alright.
women here
i liked and understood all the movies posted ITT
you virgins should leave the basement someday to meet girls and stop making assumptions
>>69888658
>I'll call you all virgins! The queen of insults! That will show you
Go back to bed man, no girls on the Internet
There Will Be Blood
>>69888658
>"i liked"
I believe you.
>"and understood"
Nah.
>"you virgins should leave the basement someday to meet girls and stop making assumptions"
>implying most here haven't formulated their opinions from watching movies with their girlfriends
Don't get me wrong, women are great. Most days I prefer your company to that of another man, but our minds simply do not work the same way.
>>69888820
True.
That film taught me a lot of uncomfortable truths about myself at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4werfN6fQ44
>>69888658
as posted on another thread
>>69888658
>you virgins should leave the basement someday to meet girls and stop making assumptions
I assumed a woman, when confronted with an argument, will immediately revert to calling her opponent a virgin and claim his lack of sex is why he disagrees with her.
>>69889182
tiny dicked virgin beta discovered
>>69889495
there it is again folks, the same repeated talking points
>>69889495
Thanks for proving his point
>>69889546
Also, if it were a guy writing that post, he wouldn't have written it like that. He would have written is as:
t. tiny-dicked virgin beta
Women can't into memes.
>>69887649
>when the soldier does nothing but dream of returning to his wife, but she cheats on him and breaks up with him through a letter even though he's off risking his life
Holy shit, gets me every time
![v1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SNHF8zM.jpg "v1[1].jpg")
