Just saw this gem. To anyone who actually believes this is better than BVS you literally have brain damage you fucking retards. I thought the ending to GOTG was the worst I've ever seen but this takes the cape. That Hydra doc literally had no plan.
Marveldrones, you must defend this.
Zemo wasn't even Hydra you dumbfuck
His plan was to drive a wedge in between the Avengers, and he succeeded
>>69884074
You're a retard.
>>69883870
>takes the cape
Also why are you calling it a gem if you hate it?
You can't have a plan without a jar of piss. Who wrote this crap?
>>69884186
Its sarcasm. Sarcasm is a sign of intelligence
>>69884074
The wedge went to shit with Cap's "I'm sorry" letter.
>>69883870
>just saw this
no you didn't
>>69885049
Cap does not speak for his team-mates, at least two of whom harbor serious resentment/distrust of Stark.
>>69885203
yes i did
>>69885277
no................. you didn't
>>69885375
You know who else just saw this film? Me. I enjoyed it.
>Just saw this
No you didnt. Youre a desperate attention starved slobbering mess and you are literally crying out for someone, anyone to acknowledge that you exist.
Since yoy have long since alienated every single person that ever made eye contact with you, being an edgy memester is your last hope at having someone even indirectly acknowledge you were born.
>>69885517
good taste
>>69885216
>Implying they Cap couldn't convince them or instead make them fight for him along with Stark.
![1463386334081[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e6NcupO.jpg "1463386334081[1].jpg")
Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.
Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.
When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Avengers or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.
Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
>>69883870
>Marvel nu-males hate Snyder
I'm not surprised. After all, their idols are Peyton Reed and Joss Whedon.
Seeing an alpha male like Zack Snyder causes them to remember how they were bullied by an alpha male and uncomfortable and lash out the only way they know how -impotently typing out hateful words on a Japanese jpeg board. Some, like Ant-Man director Peyton Reed when shown a statement from a capeflick rumor monger saying "DC directors can physically beat up Marvel directors," choose to withdraw into safe spaces instead. It's little wonder why /tv/ connects with Marvel more.
Snyder directs in sweatpants and Under Armour wristbands.
If that's not badass I don't know what is. Nerds can't stand that an alpha auteur is in control of their products, and he's elevating them to heights their puny brains can't comprehend. They can't stand that someone who appears on the outside as a manchild with a comic book fetish, is pushing the medium further than they thought possible.
Snyder, Affleck, and Cavill get the bitches and gays all juicy. They are just ripe with raw sexual energy. This offends the virginal fanboi. MoS and BvS deal with emotional issues and belief systems in a mature way. This doubly offends the fanboi, who is stuck in perpetual adolescence. They can't process or register mature emotions. And people hate what they don't understand.
>>69886948
>paid off
>>69887116
>>69886948
fuckin saved.
>>69887116
Marvel managed to make 5 movies that were all better recieved than MoS or BvS even before Disney came along, m8.
It's embarrassing when even Iron Man 2 and fucking Thor beat you
>>69887406
>paying for scores
LE ORANGE SLICES ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY LAUGHED WE LOVE LE MARVEL MOVIES SO LE HILARIOUS AND LE HEARTWARMING
>>69885524
Reading as JJ voice is hilárious as hell
>>69883870
>>69885203
>>69885277
>>69885375
>>69885419
>capecuck """"""""discussion""""""""
>>69884342
>sarcasm
>intelligence
>kek
>>69885963
you make me sad
>>69887742
Using lespeak is a sign of desperation Dcuck
>>69886948
>>69886948
>>69887875
>quality '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''post''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>69885049
>the villain was not successful in the end
Was this the first movie you've ever watched?
>>69886086
10/10 anon
Can someone please post the other DC Chris Evans gif
>>69888401
Many thanks anon
>>69888163
>I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO BE A RETARDED EDGY MEMESTER HELLO R3DDIT EBIN MAYMAY ELELELLELELLELELELLELLRLRLLRLR
I bet your parents feel shame every time they open the basement door.
I guarantee your father has berated your mother on more than one occasion for not letting him fire the load that made you into her ass or throat instead.
>>69883870
I haven't seen it yet, but it'd have to be pretty bad to be worse than BvS. And MCU has had a pretty good track record.
It's pretty obvious your just a DC fanboy, and so your opinion is irrelevant. Just accept BvS was bad, it doesn't mean DC is bad, or your bad for liking boring characters like Superman. You don't have to pretend to like shit because of some stupid brand loyalty.
>>69888565
don't reply, report and hide.
>>69886948
Who made this? Please make more.
>>69883870
>I'm going to find physical evidence Captain America's best friend killed Iron Man's parents and then show it to Iron Man.
sounds like a plan to me.
>>69889745
man it sounds so stupid when you actually read his plan.
>>69886948
>>69890133
>not a single one from the DCEU
DOA
>>69883870
memes aside, is this particular movie any good? would i miss some relevant cinematic achievements if i pass on it?
>>69890405
Better than MoS and BvS for sure.
>>69890582
haven't seen those either. so, any good?
or at least culture-relevant?
>>69886948
Now I want to see Captain America in armour take on Superman
>>69883870
>BUH DUH ENDING
Kill yourself idiot.
>>69883870
>Hydra doc
So you haven't seen it
>>69883870
>hydra doc
>hydra
>doc
>DCucks are so stupid they don't understand a Marvel movie
