Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this is the greatest movie ever made?
DAE hate Jennifer Lawrence?
>>69872777
trips confirm.
Yes.
>>69872777
Here's your reply
>>69872777
THE GREAT OF ALL TIME
>children's movies
>good
Nah
>>69872777
It was the worst avengers movie so far, probably even worse than the Dark World.
>>69872777
Only if people do what comes naturally to you Marvelfags with turning your brain off
>>69874700
now this is what I call contrarian
>>69872777
capeshit? yes
ever made, nah
>>69874743
Look I would never call a superhero comic book movie a masterpiece or anything, but what do you expect? It's a fucking comic book movie. It has superheroes doing superhero shit and fighting villains and spitting out stupid one-liners. That's what you're in for. I'm sorry if Nolan corrupted your idea of comic book movies by making the most incredible series of Batman movies ever but most of the time these movies are pretty stupid and unapologetically so.
>>69872777
That poster is beautiful, better than the movie
>>69872777
basically, yes
nice trips
>>69874877
that's the shittiest poster i've seen in some time. is that even official?
Is it the same movie as all the other capeshit movies I've seen?
It was Ultron-tier. Boring, badly acted and a CGI shitfest.
Winter Soldier was way better.
Even BvS was a bit better.
>>69874779
>random regular joe from sokovia wants revenge
>in a year learns all kinds bullshit and deep knowledge of soviet black projects and all kinds of weird ass bullshit
>stark guilt tripped by a nignog 3.6 average scores, "who's going to avenge him?" mom
>it's the avengers fault there's collateral damage and 13 kdie when the bad guys are trying to steal a bioweapon to kill millions, boohoo
>brainwashed super soldier kills stark's mom, it's the super soldier's fault, not the baddies who brainwashed him
The movie was meh and the idiocy of Stark got boring, fast. Therefore it's not a good movie.
>>69875069
> regular Joe from Sokovia
It was stated in the movie that he was a retired KGB black ops badass
>>69872777
no
>>69872777
Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.
Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.
When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Avengers or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.
Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
I'm done with this Mickey Mouse-tier soap opera drama. It doesn't help either that all the fight scenes are edited by a teenager with Tourette's and Parkinson's, it's as if they want to distract the audience from how shoddy everything looks by waving a flashlight on their face. I couldn't give a damn about any of these sterile excuses for characters. During the airport scene all the artificially-inflated conflict devolved into a child playing with one toy in each hand and bashing them together.
It's riddled with sophomoric and shallow pseudo-political ponderings that are thrown out the window when the quiptastic action starts. They completely disregard for the umpteenth time the collateral damage while they're having fun showcasing their flashy abilities.
The third act pretends to get serious when in reality it turns into a cheap heartstring manipulation revolving around "why didn't you tell me Cap waaa".
This part completely disregards the fact that Stark knows all too well that brainwashing and mental manipulation is a thing, let's not forget that he has witnessed it firsthand with Banner. There's no excuse for him to have such a sudden change of heart other than to extend the conflict for another 15 minutes of mindless violence, and leave the manchildren with the impression that they've just witnessed an intricate revenge tragedy.
All smoke and mirrors, the constant quipping is an effective tool to cloud a fanboy's mind and judgement.
Finally, what's left is an entire team of "world-class" heroes that got fooled by a man wearing a Bucky mask. Not to mention that the villain's stale trope was better executed 19 years ago when Scream 2 came out, ironically, a film satirizing this cliché.
If you don't think this is cartoonish and laughable you might be too young to post on this site.
>>69872777
Trips checked.
How does it stack up against 'Citizen Kane'?
