>Cersei will light the wildfire caches in the finale - killing Loras, Margery, and the High Sparrow (unsure if Olenna dies). Also the Hound kills Thoros of Myr.
>>69872079
spoiler where
>>69872186
>No. Trial by combat is denied so The Mountain doesn't do much this season. He does get to have his way with Septa Unella though. We also see Lyanna Stark.
>Lyanna whispers something to Ned before she dies. We then see a baby, and the very next scene we see Jon.
>Had to google Northern Conspiracy. Not sure if it's a conspiracy, but Jon does become King of the North. This is after the teen girl who is head of some house (with like 60 soldiers) speaks up about how she trusts the Starks and was one of the only ones to follow them into battle. Then the other houses speak up and apologize about not following them and they don't care that he is a bastard.
>Might've be House Mormont. The recruiting scene is pretty funny as Jon, Sansa, and Davos make these great speeches on why she should join them only to find out she has less than 100 men. Don't think Sansa legitimizes Jon but she is agreement that he should be King.
>Ramsay and Jon meet across the battlefield. Ramsay releases Rickon and tells him to run toward his brother. As Rickon runs, Ramsay starts shooting arrows up in the air one at a time that keep missing him. Jon starts galloping toward Rickon but just as he reaches him, one of Ramsay's arrow hits him and he dies in Jon's arms. Sansa is the smart one. She tells Jon before the battle that Rickon is already dead.
>Hmm maybe I'm remembering incorrectly and that meeting happens in episode 5? Pretty sure it's in the next episode. Either way, what does definitely happen in the next episode is Jorah and Daario see Dany and are about to save her. She tells them she doesn't need to be saved and instead has them help lock her in a tent with the other Khals.
>Osha dies in her very next scene. Don't think we actually see Rickon get tortured. He has very little screen time. And not sure about SmallJon.
>And yes lots of major characters die. Mostly in the finale. Don't wanna spoil all of them but Tommen does die. He commits suicide by jumping out of a window.
BRAN IS WW
BRAN IS WW
BRAN IS WW
>>69872205
>>Osha dies in her very next scene. Don't think we actually see Rickon get tortured. He has very little screen time. And not sure about SmallJon.
Does this nullify everything?
ansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod is sent to the Riverlands to try and get the help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn’t know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont. She support them, but have very few men to spare as well. During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis’ old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Not sure what happens next. No mention of Stannis as far as I’m concerned.
The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly “theifs of the highway” in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane’s former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the “Brotherhood”-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian’s character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane’s character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.
Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this for some reason and Jaquen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos it seems.
Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Euron does little this season. No plunder along the coasts and Oldtown (I think). At least not on-screen.
Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest “doing something”, whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf or some other Child of the Forest about it, and they explain that they basicly created the Others to “protect something”, but the Others have turned against them or something. Bran also has a vision of the Night’s King and his leutenants (from trailer), and Night’s King senses this (grabbing Bran’s arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Not sure what happens to the Children or the Three Eyed Raven, but a battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera is barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the “door”, so they can escape it seems. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark apparently and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don’t hear.
There will be no Clegane-bowl this season. Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella. Not sure what happens to Loras or Margery, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Quyburn kills Pycelle at least (sends his “Birds”).
>>69872250
He is the danger.xD
In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie’s camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with “strangling” him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie’s tent. He doesn’t like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn’t believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle. Not sure what happens to Brienne.
>the leaks were true
>no cleganebowl
>Jaime goes to river run and is still a huge prick
>Blackfish dies
That feel when you realize the reason Hodor was scared of thunder when they were in the tower that night is because he was hearing the sounds of the door. Seriously. Watch both scenes back to back. The sound is identical
:(
Where the fuck is the Spiderman/GoT-Crossover-memery?
>Hodor! Fix the fucking door!
We have the technology.
You guys think Littlefinger is lying about the Blackfish? I think so, but I don't see any reason why he would.
So instead of the White Walkers being some sort of beautiful and unknowable beings of cold, the antithesis of men, they're not just biological weapons made by the CoTF that went crazy?
>Jaime and Brianne both on their way to River run
>Both intercepted by the Brotherhood Without Banners
>Enter Lady Stoneheart
>Both swing for treason
Odds of this happening?
TIME TRAVEL KINO
>>69872446
Howland Reed better be in that Tower of Joy scene because he's the Only Living Witness to Ned's Promise.
>>69872558
he isn't. BF and the BWB will force Brienne to betray Jaime fulfilling the same function as Stoneheart.
>>69872715
except no
They can't just say HOLD THE DOOR is the reason why Hodor is a retard. It's the worst contrivance I have actually ever seen in a show or movie.
>>69872828
Idk, it makes a lot of sense though.
Maybe you're just overthinking it m8. You should calm down, it's just a show. Don't watch it if you don't like it, i'm sure the producers and the millions of others who watch it and will continue to do so won't mind.
>>69871068
Game of Thrones is pandering to a vocal minority of people after having received backlash due to Sansa's "rape" scene (in which she married a man knowing that the tradition of consummating the marriage would be upheld, making it consensual sex).
Men have been consistently seen as wronging women, with women never undeservingly wronging men and only occasionally wronging other women; this is seen in many examples. One primary example is in the case of the Iron Islands from Season 6, Episode 5, where Euron Greyjoy is named king after devaluing his female opposition with a slew of argumentum ad hominem attacks, displaying that the woman was wronged due to her gender and her gender alone, while her opposition (Euron) made a strictly illogical and irrational argument, showing him to be a fool incapable of what she was capable of.
There has also been a dramatic increase in the power of women in the series and the power of men has been greatly decreased. In Dorne, a woman claims authority after the male authority figure is assassinated (and his son as well). For Bran, his only protector is a strong and independent female, and he is clearly her inferior in every way except for importance to the plot, which is an arbitrary superiority. Jon Snow and the men of the night's watch clearly defer a lot of judgment to Sansa Stark, who claims to be the only one capable of uniting the people of the North against the Boltons; I suspect that it is no mistake that she is female. Brienne is displayed to likely be the most competent fighter on the show and defeated two of the most respected male figures, Stannis and the Hound, while her male squire is shown to be incapable of doing much of anything. Theon defers to his sister. The king defers to his mother. The queen is shown to be strong-willed and capable, while her brother is weak and gives in to torture.
It is clear that this pandering exists, and it is reasonable to be upset by the decline of quality it caused.
Past, Present and FutureKING IN THE NORTH
HALT DIE TÜR
HAL DI ÜR
HALDIR
>>69872250
>Bran ends up leading the Others
>>69872082
Did the catfish guy successfully kill Bradamante?
>>69872828
a contrivance is normally when something helps or hurts the characters. this is more a one-off incidental backstory flourish.
i want to make her oink
We Dark Tower now
>>69872715
BRAN CAN NOW WARG INTO MOUNTAIN AND THE HOUND AT THE SAME TIME
IT'S CONFIRMED GUYS
>>69872715
Having dragons and being immune to fire seems pretty irrelevant compared to someone who can fucking time travel.
>>69872943
Seconded. BEND YOUR KNEES FAGGOTS!
>>69872250
Can't see shit captain
![1446164138021[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZsW1koa.jpg "1446164138021[1].jpg")
HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Could Bran warg into this?
>>69872186
It's true>>69872205
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/69384384/#69384638
>>69873098
toppest kek
>>69872082
>be a large kid, a commoner but girls still like me because I'm a big guy
>I'm a stableboy but I can move up, I just have to work hard
>suddenly my mind is taken over by a specter from the future who looks like a skinny gay kid
>He commands me to "hold the door" but there is no door so instead it cooks my brain, the pain is beyond imagining
>What's left of my mind is barely functional, the Stark family uses me as slave to clean up shit for the next thirty years, forever alone can only say one word over and over
>Finally see that evil kid again, he's one of the Starks!
>The little brat is royalty and immediately starts giving me orders
>I want to kill him for ruining my life but he takes over my mind again and commands me to protect him instead
>Curse him, I was so close to vengeance but now I must protect the creature I hate most in the world!
>Stark uses me as a slave to carry him on my back and wipe his ass
>Sometimes he possess me and forces me to murder people
>Sometimes he commands me to pleasure him or Osha, the ways they use me is beyond imagination
>He rides me up north like a mule, to a crazy fucking cave in the ice
>He fucks up and gets us attacked by zombies
>My god he's going to leave me behind to hold this door
>He sacrificing me to save himself
>The zombies are stabbing and biting me, the pain dear god the pain, but I cant disobey his iron command HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR
>The zombies are tearing me apart, at least I'll finally be free of this mind control nightmare
>Curse you Stark, curse you for all time you monster. I hope one day someone makes you pay for my ruined life
>You only have a thirty second head start, I can still see you in the fog, and these zombies are fast as lightning and they can track that mark
>They'll be on you right after this door drops and their tear you to fucking pieces, no one ever deserved it more
>Burn in hell!
>>69872082
COLD HANDS HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Seriously hope the Others exterminate human fucking shits, just look at all those retard characters in the show and tell me you don't want them gone.
>>69873104
that pistol has a stupid looking magazine
>All these people talking about god Bran
>No one talks about the new best character on the series
>>69873084
Bran could literally go to past and warg into the mad king's mind telling him to stop burning everything
>>69873084
if time travel could be used to solve problems don't you think Bloodraven would have fucking sorted everything out by now, he's had decades for God's sake.
>>69872685
Literally none.
>The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly “theifs of the highway” in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane’s former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the “Brotherhood”-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian’s character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane’s character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.
>>69873090
Thirded. Long live the King.
THE WAR WAS LOST
THE TREATY SIGNED
>>69873200
fuck off everything about the kingsmoot was awful especially this danish eurovision presenting cunt
>>69873200
>Wants to build the world's largest fleet to just give it away like a cuck
>>69873204
Bloodraven is Brann
He did all of that then came back into the past to train himself
>>69873237
I HELD THE DOOR
ACROSS THE LINE
>>69873179
There's no fucking Coldhands in the show fool. Just like there's no more Mance Rayder.
DABID HOLD THE DOOR
>>69873265
I HAVE A NAME
BUT NEVERMIND
>>69872943
BENJEN
THE NIGHT'S KING IS MY PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE
![mouse[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jSzym5s.jpg "mouse[1].jpg")
>>69873104
no but he could warg into this
>>69873202
>>69873204
>>69873263
Bran confirmed for evil and fucked everything up to begin with.
>>69873259
>Implying he won't find dragon horn and steal everything from Kelly C
>kingsmoot was fucking pathetic some dudes on some hill
>no Aeron, no Victarion, no Reader, no dragonhorn, no Farwynd, etc.
>Euron looks like shit, stupid speech
>kinslaying is no problem
>still no longships for the Ironborn
>finally show driftwood crown, but it is cheap as fuck too
>drowning ritual makes no sense (no CPR)
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>69872493
>but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2
What the fuck, why?
>>69873190
That's a clip faggit. You thought everything was a magazine because of seeing people get corrected. You thought you'd avoid this and look smart. Well you're the fool and you've been corrected.
>>69872493
killing the blackfish ofscreen is something D&D would actually do.
![Game of Thrones S03E02 Dark Wings Dark Words (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_02.05_[2016.05.06_17.50.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/beMVkxd.jpg "Game of Thrones S03E02 Dark Wings Dark Words (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_02.05_[2016.05.06_17.50.54].png")
>>69873090
Have this in HD
>>69873323
because d&d can't into character development
>>69873200
"ooh they're fucked now!"
"right lads everyone start cutting down trees!"
10/10 villain
Defend this
>>69873277
>cold hands actually comes to save bran and jewboy
screencap this
>this general right now
>>69873343
thank you, ser!
Lady Sansa asked you a question!
Anyone else watching the Preacher tonight?
>>69873379
Euron's a faggot, Yara and Theon are the true leaders. Obviously plenty believe in them too
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_52.20_[2016.05.22_20.36.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y5DT6PC.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_52.20_[2016.05.22_20.36.20].jpg")
>HURRRR DURR DURRRRRRRRRRR
What was the point of this scene? Who even was this fat nerd kid? Do we really need to see some retard having seizure while Hordor is protecting Bran?
>>69873379
There was literally 50x as many people riding away on those ships as Euron has with him.
Instead or riding away why didn't those people just kill all of Euron's supporters.
>>69873379
How come they didn't see this when they were drowning Euron?
![Max-Von-Sydow-e1341357538834-284x190[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPRdHdM.jpg "Max-Von-Sydow-e1341357538834-284x190[1].jpg")
>>69873263
>and I will not warn myself not to warg without me and tip off the other version of me who is the Night King! Mwhahahahaha!
>And now to warg Petyr Baelish!
>>69873200
>let's go murder my family members then build me a gorillon ships
>FUCK YEAH UR DA BEST KING
>>69873369
>Bran sees Ironborn cutting down all the trees
>He travels to the past and activates the White Walkers in order to stop them
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_52.36_[2016.05.22_20.38.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LwtyePJ.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_52.36_[2016.05.22_20.38.20].jpg")
>>69873442
fuck it was so bad I didn't even check if it was the right screenshot holy shit
>>69873090
I bent my knees a thousand years ago
![Game of Thrones S03E07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_45.47_[2016.05.08_03.36.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/TgiZph1.jpg "Game of Thrones S03E07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_45.47_[2016.05.08_03.36.00].png")
>>69873404
Anything for a follower of the true king
>>69872685
I don't get why they would tease us with so much LSH premonition and don't get on with it. It would be so much more awesome if LSH came back.
>>69873259
>>69873200
>promised a fleet
>gets fleet stolen
>b-b-b-but i still promise you guys a fleet
>now demolish your homes for wood and go make one so i can murder my niece and nephew
>no horn
>didn't travel to valkyria
>admitted he's a kinslayer
>somehow the ironborns are good cool with it
kek
bad writing
post lists of most based/interesting characters, I will start:
1. Stannis
1.Darkstar
>>69873511
Looks like the fat kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory
>>69873200
going to get killed by khaleesi
![gameofthrones_euronactor[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dB1nbS4.jpg "gameofthrones_euronactor[1].jpg")
>>69873379
>and also you have no cock, lol!
it never gets old
>>69873494
>COLD HANDS
>BEJEN APPARENTLY BRINGS BRAN TO THE WALL
>HAS LIVED BEYOND THE WALL
>HASN'T BEEN KILLED BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>PEOPLE THINK BENJEN ISN'T COLD HANDS
>>69873409
And my ansher ish that i thought she would be dead by now, you candied prune.
>>69873442
Can I just ask you something? Are you retarded?
>>69873511
>His smile and optimism - gone
>>69873549
>meme characters list
>>69873570
MUH BIG COK
>>69873563
>Implying Bran won't warg into drogon and eat her
Goddamit /got/, I legitimately cried during the Hodor scene at the end.
He was such a bro character.
>>69873423
>Yara
isn't she in Braavos?
>ironborn cheer for theon
>ironborn cheer for yara
>ironborn cheer for euron
kek
why haven't the ww killed all the wildlings before Jon saved the few that's left?
>>69873570
>Nailed it!
>>69873619
She's on her way there with Theon, a bunch of supporters, and basically the entire Iron Fleet
Why is she so perfect?
>Promise me, Loras!
>>69873618
Iktfb
>>69873549
1. Dunk
2. Euron/Daario
3. Victorian
4. The Knights King (Ser Arthur)
5. Stannis
>>69873594
but he is of the night
do people really pay for hbogo? that quality is so fucking awful
So where is Theon going with all those ships? To help Dany?
>>69873618
The fact that young Willas' life was taken away because of Bran's mind-warping and turned him into Hodor is awful.
>>69873653
>virgin
>MFW everyone but Branbros BTFO after finding out their favorite character is completely irrelevent
>>69873409
...soon
>>69873653
I'd promise her if you know what I mean
>>69873643
>>69873619
Wait no she's going to Volantis then to Slaver's Bay
>>69872923
>Euron Greyjoy is named king after devaluing his female opposition with a slew of argumentum ad hominem attacks, displaying that the woman was wronged due to her gender and her gender alone, while her opposition (Euron) made a strictly illogical and irrational argument, showing him to be a fool incapable of what she was capable of
He paid the iron price, that's all that matters
>>69873684
He's going to join Gendry
Does anyone have the season 1 screencap of /got/'s discussion of how everyone wants to suck Bran's little boypenis and the noises he would make?
I need it for comparative purposes.
>>69873705
arya used to be cute
>>69873200
One time I drank too much saltwater and I African-American'ed out.
>>69873461
this
>where are my niece and nephew? let's go kill them
what the fuck was that
>>69873698
He turned him into Hodor so that he could die for him in that moment
He stole Hodors free will
>>69873718
I don't
>>69873749
Yeah it should have been
>where are my niece and nephew? they will pay the iron price
that whole play was gold tho
>>69873644
Because she is Meera the Slayer
So the Night King using CIA's teleport powers pretty much proves they are working together, right?
>>69872923
>Brienne is displayed to likely be the most competent fighter on the show and defeated two of the most respected male figures, Stannis and the Hound
Both while being wounded, severely in Stannis case. She literally just finished him off.
>>69873644
>>69873835
Based Azor Meera
>>69873764
Wasn't is the moss woman who said Hold the Door, though?
It wasn't necessarily bran. But yeah, that shit was fucked up. Still cried like a bitch though.
>>69873830
(farts)
>>69873840
Stannis was not a great fighter anyway
Every episode worse than the previous one.
I dont know if they are legitimately terrible or its just that fucking 4chan has biased me but i used to be a fucking fan of the show but this season is really testing me.
mfw they kill Summer ie the only thing that made Bran interesting
>>69873876
*teleports behind you*
>>69873618
GOOD BYE SWEET PRINCE
>>69873548
fucking nothing in this show makes sense anymore
Literally everything about the Northern plot is idiotic.
Sansa turns down LF because she's pissed with him, instead of accepting his help, beating the Boltons and exposing him as Lysa Arryn's murderer.
The Vale Knights occupy Moat Cailen like it ain't no thing.
Sansa says she doesn't trust LF, then in the very next scene she acts on unverified information he gave her.
LF didn't know that the Boltons (who have a flayed man on their banner) were bad guys and feels bad about it.
The entire Vale army is controlled by some little shit who can't focus on anything except doing everything LF says.
Ramsay has a massive and loyal army in spite of the fact that the crown has turned against him, he murdered his father, step mother and brother, he is a psychotic and unlikeable cunt and the Northern lords still prefer him over any Stark and volunteer Rickon, heir to a ten thousand year dynasty, on a whim.
This is absolute rock fucking bottom I swear.
>>69873853
>Cried
it wasn't bad just really really cringy so you know it's from GRRM himself
but crying? Are you on your period?
>>69697602
>>69699710
>>69808854
HAHAHA REMEMBER THIS RETARD, /got/?
>>69873698
it's being set up in the Bran chapters in ADWD where Bran is guilty about warging Hodor so much. sorry brah. everyone thought he would fuck Meera or something, it's a bit disappointing.
>>69873639
fucking this. and seriously euron and yara pretty much promised them basically the same except the hilarious "im gunna marry dat dragun lady"-shit. yeah sure, the ironborn really look like people who fall for shit like this.
![Game of Thrones S01E03 Lord Snow (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_55.44_[2016.05.13_21.58.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/dnZMgtt.jpg "Game of Thrones S01E03 Lord Snow (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_55.44_[2016.05.13_21.58.18].png")
>>69873742
She still is tho, but she was cuter
>>69873853
Bran damaged his brain. Meera just gave him his catchphrase
>>69873835
>Not Meera the Murderer
>Not Meera the Maimer
do you even alliteration
>>69873929
He was kind of right with that prediction though.
>>69873675
>>69873730
he was a big guy
RIP
CIA CAN TELEPORT AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE
BRAN CAN WARG AND TRAVEL THROUGH TIME
SPACE & TIME TRAVEL KINO
I hope we get some starship battles in GoT
>>69873925
Yeah I'm a sensitive guy, I cry when I watch a favorite character die when I find out he turned into a retard because of time travel shenanigans.
I teared up in Steins;Gate, I'll do it again.
so did bran warg into him in the past or present
>>69873709
>>69873970
for you
>I just talked to Jesus
>He said, "What up boyfu?"
>I said, "Shit I'm chilling
>Trying to stack these millions"
>I know he the most high
>But I am a close high
>Mi casa es su casa
>That's our costra nostra
>I am a God
What did he mean by this?
I think I figured it out.
This all happened becauseWeiss and Benioff saw the new Terminator movie (because you know, Kelly C stars in it), and Weiss started to sperg out about time travel like a spastic fuck. Just about they were leaving the cinema, Weiss remembered he left the card he shows the police when he gets lost in his seat, and told Benioff to hold the door open, but because he was having a sperg out, he stuttered through the whloe phrase. Cue idea crayons.
>>69873920
>the fact that the crown has turned against him
seriously, when/how did that happen? It completely slipped my mind.
>>69873644
I hate to declare the waifu wars over before the series concludes, but honestly there are no other competitors left since Mel was revealed to be a secret crone/incompetent and Sansa is in full plot device mode.
Why did GRRM do this to his fans?
>>69872957
Halt das Tor works slightly better
Someone HAS to make a montage of season 6 with every single cock joke one after another, ending with the actor checking for warts on his dick.
Title it: Season 6 explained.
>>69873830
That actress for Play Cersei looks more like the book version than Lena.
>>69873929
Why was this episode called "The Door" then?
>>69874004
>favorite character
>Character only says 1 word and has no will of his own nor conscious thought
either extreme self confidence issue or literally autistic
I GOT TWO WARTS ON ME DICK
>>69873963
>Meera the Mutated
>>69874081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
They weren't kidding.
>>69873920
I really hate how they nerfed Stannis on the show. I don't even like the character, but he and Jon were the prime movers of the Northern storyline in ADWD.
We won't even get Davos goes to White Harbor and laying the verbal smackdown on Freys.
>>69872250
Can you tell me what WW means?
I'm pretty new here.
>>69874050
Because he married Sansa. I was never clear myself if this was made official, but Cersei was searching the whole realm at the start of season 5 for Tyrion and Sansa. When Sansa showed up in the North I guess I just assumed because it was against the crown's wishes.
>>69873719
how is she going to go to Volantis when the High Sparrow has her prisoner, eh?
Miss us yet?
>>69873409
>>69873709
>Threatening an unarmed man with your Valyrian steel sword
Lady Brienne of Tarth everyone. A true hero.
You want the good logic, but you need the bad time travel.
>>69874143
Walter White
Is the e06 and e07 leak fake? i alrdy downloaded two files but they seem to be the ***update divx*** virus
>>69873136
> me on right
>tfw Ramsey has had Sansa spread on all fours
>tfw imagining myself fucking Sansa in the ass completely dry and using the blood as lube and then cumming on her little ginger pubes
>>69874143
Wun Wun
>>69874143
wonderwall
>>69874157
So... they rule Dorne. What's next?
>>69874143
white walker.
>>69874143
Wild Woman
>>69874154
That's Margeary you tard
BEST CHARACTERS RANK LIST
Not counting looks
>God tier
CIA
Euron
>Great tier
Qyburn
Meera
Jaimie
Davros
Bran
Yara
>Good tier
Bronn
High Sparrow
Jorah
Ja'quen (Quello che assomiglia a Cabras)
the spider
>Meh tier
Anyone else
>Bad tier
Arya
Brienne
Cersei
Kelly C
>Kill her pls tier
Sansa
>>69874091
>He didn't like Hodor
You must be fun at parties, anon.
That CIA scene was seriously one of the worst scenes in the entire season this far
>>69874088
HOLD
Preston
>>69873548
PAID THE IRON PRICE
>>69873200
>talks a bunch of shit
>thinks that strung Kelly C would put up with his shit and not murder him
>Yara and Theon literally steal all the ships when Euron is getting retard baptised
>Yara and Theon are literally going to beat Euron to Danny and offer her the alliance instead.
Euron's only been in two episodes and he's already been cucked more than dickless Theon
>>69874184
Daenerys obviously lands in Dorne
>>69874134
They've nerfed an entire region this year. The North just doesn't give a shit about the starks, their just rulers for the entirety of recorded history.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10284084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10284084
http://www.strawpoll.me/10284084
>>69874206
Hodor is fun but favorite character? fuck no
>>69874115
kek
>>69874149
well fuck. that doesn't make any fucking sense. fucking dabid. thanks though.
>>69874057
It's surprising she lived so long. She has one of the thinnest plot armour of all people.
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLDADOOR
HOLDADOOR
HOLDADOOR
HORDOOOR
HORDOOOR
HORDOOOR
HODOR
HODOR
my fucking sides. I can already see D&Ds fucking faces.
DAAABID!! DABID. WHAT IF HODOR IS BECAUSE MEREEN SCREAMED HOLD THE DOOR?
SANSA
SANCE
SANCER
CANCER
>>69873847
>I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallavant right over and give it to Danaerys Targarean. Along with my big cock.
What did he mean by this?
>>69873970
no on screen death = still alive
i believe
>>69874205
>>69874211
Who the fuck is CIA?
>>69874168
10/10
Is there any high-quality links for the leak?
Could a nice anon show me it please.
>>69874094
>Meera the Magnificent
>>69874156
Türkisch
HALT DIE TÜR
HAL DI ÜR
HALDÜR
>>69873277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0ib1NErqg
Watch the trailer
Benjen/Coldhands confirmed
>>69874184
Jesus. In the show the wardern of the North is Ramsey and the Snad Sneks rule Dorne. Just fuck my shit up family
>>69874265
He and Summer are going to join up with Stannis to help him take the Iron Throne.
>>69874276
GET OUT
GET OUTTTT
GOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
GoUT GOUT GOUT
>>69874276
Littlefinger.
The actor who did the for you scene in the plane in that terrible Batman movie
they killed another wolf, god damn. depressing af.
>>69874220
>Implying it's not part of his masterplan and not a ruse cruise
>>69874276
hello newfriend
>>69874306
Where??
>>69874276
you can literally spot the goose in the middle of it's migratory cycle in this post .
That's it guys
I'm going to jump out of my window like Tommen in episode 10
>>69873730
>>69873730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlduMlix9rM
>>69874174
I'm surprised D&D didn't have her get pregnant with Ramsay's child since they love doing edgy shit.
>>69874319
AND YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT IT WAS A NORTHERN CONSPIRACY.
FUCK YOU RETARDS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN DABID CANT WRITE?
>>69873681
no, hbogo is free if you have hbo already. hbonow is the paid service.
>>69874263
>tfw he'll gallavant you hard all night long
>>69874254
No chance. D and D pissed off the SJW's royal by raping Sansa - she's gonna get Winterfell by the end. That's why they are going to kill off Rickon: to clear a path for the boss ass bitch. It's shitty storytelling, but that's never put them off before.
>>69874219
when he said
>PAID THE IRON PRICE
I couldn't stop remembering all the iron price memes from here
>>69874276
I'M CIA
>Its a Bran literally fucks everything up in multiple time eras episode
>>69874276
get the fuck out redditcuck
>>69873644
I know she doesnt shave down there
>>69874205
>I don't rate Jon
HOL DA DOOR
>>69874345
Why not just embrace the Lord your God?
>>69874211
what, did the fact that none of the characters behaved remotely like in the books or like themselves in the show or in an internally consistent way bother you?
Just watched e5, Kevin Eldon showing what actual timing looks like in that play.
>>69874355
>implying that's not coming
if i was hodor i'd just smash bran's boypussy and then kill him for making me a mouthbreathing fucking retard
>>69874276
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69874296
Check out /r/freefolk's stream link thread.
>inb4 reddit
>>69873730
Must feel pretty bad to not measure up and have to have a CGI cock
>>69874372
that gives sansa plot armour, which she had anyway. I doubt Meera will play any role in winterfell
>>69874372
Why is it? Aside from you being an assmad Stannis faggot upset that Sansa will bring stability instead of him? She actually had a lot of character development, much more than say fucking Arya or even Bran. She's gone through a lot, learned how to scheme with CIA, was raped, etc, and now she's going to show her strength.
Can someone please explain to me what in the fuck just happened in the Iron Islands?
They lost a fleet but are excited to build a new one or something?
And they're all totally fine and cool that Euron murdered not only his liege lord and King but also his brother?
And there's some sort of big problem with Yara fucking off? I just don't understand mang
>>69874372
Sansa is going to end up Queen of the seven kingdoms and married to some johnny come lately. screencap this.
>>69874263
What a cute, hope we get a nude scene.
>>69874401
He's in meh
>>69874425
I think the play was the most enjoyable scene, i'm serious
>>69874410
>Bran is going to become a god while everyone else is squabbling over becoming just a king
Based.
>>69872957
sostén la puerta
sos la puert
solapure
HODOR
>>69874447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlduMlix9rM
Is Hodor kill?
>I feel the Winds of Winter as they lick across the land
D&D LITERALLY beyond parody at this point.
>>69874257
You thing GRRM will go the same route?
>Based Night's King, the last uncucked white male on the show, walks through fire like it's nothing
Muh dragons confirmed BTFO
