YUUUP!
>a ripped cardboard box full of someone's old family photos whose value could only possibly be sentimental?
70 bucks easy.
>an original Xbox with something sticky melted inside the disc drive and no games? Looking at a cool 150 right here
>This Locker is trash!
>Oh wait what's That!!! IT'S...
*CUT TO COMMERCIALS*
>A empty box
I don't understand how any person in this show can survive.
Especially those who allegedly did that as some kind of "job".
>>69872235
How do you think anyone on this website survives?
>something wrapped in foil
a hundred dollar bill, any day
>a torn wicker basket with some old bicycle chains inside?
That's 50 big ones
>a diaper filled with baby poop
A solid grand
>Xbox 360 game from last year
THATS A 42 DOLLAR BILL
I remember an episode where the fat hedgehog-headed fuck found boxes of old books and thought he could get hundreds for them. Just seeing them rifle through trash for money made me depressed
>Let me just grab this thing right here so the pile collapses and a bunch of stuff just breaks and then I'll throw more stuff out so the rest of it breaks too
>>69872502
Based Barry
>he didn't watch his profanity
I wanna cuddle that little southern girl
>a shitty scratched up table that barley can sit up
50 bucks easy
>someone's 5th grade science fair project
Oh yeah, we can get a 30 dollar bill for this
>its a Brandy bitching at Jarrod episode
>fetid dog shit with hair on it
EASY 100 RIGHT HERE
>>69872235
They are getting paid to be on the show. They can be finding turds in jars but they'll still make coin.
But most of them have storefronts where they shill their junk at inflated prices. I've contemplated doing the same but I just rummage about at thrift stores. If I did that full time and had my own store i'd probably be making more than I am now at my job. I've found some valuable shit priced under $10.
>half a bike
80 dollars right here buddy!
>a mcdonalds bag filled with cigarette butts
That's another 40 dollar bill
so if youre just a garbage salesman, how the fuck do you pay for medical bills and save up for retirement?
>That Darryl bidding?
>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>A box full of old shitty bootlegged DVD's
100 DVDs 5$ a pop, that's 500 bucks all day long baby
I like this meme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps
>a coach covered in shit
100 bucks all day buddy
>>69872790
what the fuck is this picture even trying to convey
>Look, an old loveseat, that's a cheeky 100$ bill right there
>It's a Mary challenges Ivy to a running race and loses episode
>Thinking you're gonna take the black man
>Might as well of challenge him to a bass guitar playing competition while you're at it
>an old pillowcase filled with used kleenexs?
WE HIT GOLD ON THIS ONE!
>>69872917
Woah...the...first...nintendo DS...ever made
>It's a Mark Balelo gets fucked up on meth and gases himself episode
>>69872917
KEK3D
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS
>It's a moe cums whilst sniffing a wood table episode
>Grumbles
>kek
>a garbage can filled empty cans of WD40?
You watchin me son? 70 big ones right here.
A rusty old toolbox? That's a grand right there!
there should be a reality show for the mexicans who drive around alleys in shitty old pickups looking for scrap metal.
>>69873452
Are you serious?!
I wasn't going to let Dave have my dubs.
>>69872652
>its a HUGE TITS episode
>Eric Roberts IOU a movie role
EASILY WORTH 150. 100 MINIMUM
CHECK IT OUT BRANDO AN ANCIENT XBIX COVERED IN PIGEON SHIT THATS A 70 DOLLAR BILL ALL DAY AT THE SWAP
>Character buys a locker
>The locker is clearly full of garbage that the previous owner didn't want to take to the dump
>Buyer digs through the garbage
>Character suddenly finds a valuable item in the garbage locker that's inconsistent with the rest of the stuff in there
>mfw
>>69874522
In all seriousness, I wouldn't sell my original Xbox for 70 bucks. Although it's not covered in shit. Not pigeon anyway.
yfw you find the nes 001
http://youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps
>>69874620
Local genius finds out reality TV is fake
>>69874680
>yfw
>>69872917
>its a Brandi's swollen tits episode
>>69874925
She's so cute holy shit. Her body is pretty average, but that face makes me want to cuddle her and keep her safe and tell her she never has to worry about anything anymore.
>Anticipation and Wheel of Fortune sealed for nes
Brando! Are those sealed?! $200 bill all day for that Mario stuff.
>>69874925
dang she's like a cuter version of my ex
Jarrod knew what he was doin
>>69871497
I actually like the guy
And from what I've been told the biggest assholes IRL are Dan and Laura, who are monopolist bullies on the southern California auction scene, and don't have many friends because of it.
ANd the only reason why they let Dave back ont he show is because his auction business was cutting into what they deemed as their territory, so keep too occupied with the show tob e able to run his own thing.
>>69872589
Texan here. She talks like no Texan I've ever heard, and sounds more like a valley girl.
>>69874103
THAT'S A FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLAR BILL ALL DAY
>>69874925
In one special episode they all talked about their lives before the show, and before the show Brandi worked in a club that they wouldn't specify what she did, and Jaron worked the door as a bouncer. Hmmm...............
>>69874620
Not before the cliffhanger commercial break.
>It's a Mary is the cutest woman alive episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93oN36JteI
>>69875548
wisslpb?
>>69872945
hope
>>69872945
He has money and you don't.
>>69873999
MY GOD SOMEONE GET THESE TRIPS TO HOLLYWOOD AND TELL THEM TO FUND IT
>>69873999
You're in Texas, aren't you?
Half of them drive red or blue 1990's Dodge trucks here.
NES-001, this is the first Nintendo DS built.
>>69877005
is this a meme or something
>>69872945
him at a brothel
>>69872673
Like what
2bh I have always enjoyed Auction Hunters more, they are more reasonable about the prices and they usually show them selling the stuff and doing something with the interesting stuff they found. Also didn't a bunch of Storage Wars cast quit becuse they disagreed with the production planting things in the storages to make the show more interesting?
would smash
>>69872235
they get paid to be on the show
I used to scrap metal and buy units and me and my cousin got interviewed, well more like he did because he literally looks like darryl but I guess they found the greedy toothless redneck roll already. You know. the kind that buys ride mowers for $50 and fix them and flip for $100
>>69877005
>(Seasons 2-4): Balelo owned a liquidation, wholesale and distribution company, and an auction house, and also used to own a gaming store called "The Game Exchange" from 2009-2012. He was known for bringing large sums of money to auctions, as much as US$50,000 at a time. He also earned the name "Rico Suave" for his tendency to dress in fancy clothes at storage auctions. He appeared three times during the second season, five times in the third season and three times in the fourth season, filmed shortly before his death by suicide.
>>69872502
>>69872538
Barry was in it for the laughs and just collecting cool stuff; the antithesis of Dave Hester
>>69873143
I love when that side character just over bids a locker by 2 grand and there is nothing worth of value in it.
