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Do Americans really do this? Sit in their own filth for half
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Do Americans really do this? Sit in their own filth for half an hour and then claim they're 'clean'?
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>>69854363

I'm sure the volume of water and cleaning agents >>>> dirt/grime
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>>69854363
Many people shower first then soak in the tub then rinse off again.
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Bathing is maximum over comfy
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>>69854449

That just seems wasteful.
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>>69854363
>ywn get in the bathtub with Natalie
life truly is just and endless string of misery
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>>69854363
Do you sleep in a bed?
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>>69854363
>"Sitting in a bath full of all types of bacteria having sex around me"
Fucking loved that Kramer quote
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>it's a "eurocucks don't have access to clean water" episode
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I never understood this meme. Absolutely disgusting
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>>69854636

Sometimes, yes.
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Europeans bathe. Americans shower.
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>>69854576
The waste water goes to the waste water treatment facility where it is processed and turned into potable water for your home.
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>>69854682

Then you're lying in your own filth for 4+ hours.

Baths are comfy as hell, and then you take a quick shower straight after to actually get clean.
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do american really wear their socks in the bath?
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>>69854719
>The waste water goes to the waste water treatment facility where it is processed and turned into potable water for your home.

Wait a minute, so not only do they sit in it their own filth, they let other americans drink it afterwards?
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>>69854749
No, they wear shoes so their feet don't get dirty.
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>>69854636
>>69854682
>2016
>Not sleeping in isolation tank
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You're supposed to have a fresh shower after a hot bath. It's ot about getting clean, it's about relaxing
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I had a girlfriend who would sit in the shower. Not even squatting, full on sitting down.

It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen
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>>69854939
How is this less disgusting than bathing in standing water? If anything it's more hygienic
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>>69854363
The avarage american takes a shower only once a week

Let that sink in
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>>69854848

Do you drink water from a tap?

It's been through several other humans already.
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>>69854620
She is bathing in the blood of palestinian childrens
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>>69854848

https://www.gatesnotes.com/Development/Omniprocessor-From-Poop-to-Potable
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>>69854873
Men cant have warm baths.

It fries our testicles ;_;
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>>69855048

Home of the brave indeed.
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>>69854939
What a disgusting lazy cunt
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>>69854939
>>69855088
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>>69855062
>implying you or I will ever procreate
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lmao u dont know how water works
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>>69854939

I used to do it when I was fairly depressed. I've seen a fair few people claim to do it on here.
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>>69854363
Freaks and geeks references that
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>>69854939
How is that disgusting
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>>69854939
Unless you don't clean your shower, what's so disgusting about it?
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pretty sure thats a yurapoor invention
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>>69855048
POO
IN
MOUTH
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>>69855153
gay as fuck
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>>69854363
>sinking into a warm bath at the end of the day
>keeping a little tray with enough snacks to stay afloat on the water
>have a tv in my bathroom so I can watch movies while relaxing and snacking

It's probably not very hygienic but goddamn is it comfy. Last movie I watched like this was Fellowship of the Ring.
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>>69855122
Do you yurokebabs really do this? Sit in the shower in their clothes and cry?
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generally people dont get that dirty, their clothes do (unless yr eurotrash). also water is good at removing dirt but doesnt put it back on (it stays in the water), thats why bathing has been humanities cleaning method since day dot u fuckin goblins
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>>69854939
I do this and just piss on my leg or wherever.

Its my private shower.
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I can't have baths anymore ever since I moved to a place that's not connected to city water and I have to use a water tank so I bathe fortnightly with a bucket of kettle water
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>>69854939
I used to sit in one of these (whatever they're called in English) when I was younger and liked to take like hour long showers
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>>69855153
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>>69855247
>I used to sit in one of these (whatever they're called in English)
a shower
you used the fucking word
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>>69855247
Aaand I forgot the pic
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>>69855048

>American
>Surrounded by thousands of miles of sea
>Prefer to drink poop water instead
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>>69855062
I conceived my kid in a warm bath..
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>>69855319
lmao cucked
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>>69855319
pretty unlikely
Are you sure it's your son?
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>not filling up a large resivoir with your own piss, heating it up and showering in it
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>>69855122
europeans are so weird.
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>>69855319
I guess the kid is black
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>>69855122
Fucking in the shower is different to someone cleaning themselves whilst sitting on the floor like a disabled person because theyre too lazy to stand upright for a few minutes
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>>69855379
>>69855336
Daughter, actually. Dna test say she is and considering she looks just like me... Yeah. I'm not white, her mother is. My baby looks like she walked off a reservation like Pops.
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>>69855390
>not peeing in the sink and then filling up warm water in the sink, resting your hands and then feet in
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>>69855390
>>69855439
fucking gross

kys
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>>69855263
HAHAHAHA first reference on /tv/ of this show that Ive seen
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>>69854939
I do that if I have a really bad migraine or I feel like a might vomit. It helps.
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>>69855022
don't rub it on anon
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>>69855467
Feels so good to pee in the sink while the tap water is flowing, watching the 2 colors go down the drain
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>>69855210
The whole movie? Would the water be freezing in the end?
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>>69855516

Who doesn't pee in the sink. Uses less water.
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>>69855246
I'm sorry, that sounds fucking terrible.
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I wnet with my ex to visit her family in ENg;and and we stayed with her Aunt and Uncle, we all had to share a half filled bath of luke warm water.

I had to wash but fuck, never again, the British are fucking disgusting.
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>>69854363
Yeah, we learned it from the ancient Romans, who just happen to be Europeans. Got a problem with that, faggot?
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>>69854363
> Walk at home in shoes
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>>69854363
I take showers to clean myself and take baths on separate, special occasions.
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Why are all American toilets designed like this? They're really uncomfortable.
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>>69854939
I do that daily. It feels nice. I have a handheld shower thing that I can spray all over myself.
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rinsing spunky bum butter
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>>69855529
Depends on the type of bathtub you have I guess. I've installed massage and heating vents to keep it warm for hours on end. The only problem is the pervading feeling of awkwardness of having your dick wave about in the water during serious moments, like the Council of Elrond.
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>>69854991
>shower
>sink in
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>>69855421
Fuck your daughter when she grows up
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>>69855586
Ever tried showering in Japan?

I swear to God they designed that country to be as inconvenient to big foreigners as possible
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>>69854939
I do that sometimes. It's comfy as hell. Why do you think she's doing it, dumbass?
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>>69854939
Only ignorant people do things like this.

The same people that shit and dont shower afterwards, or eat crisps and type on their keyboard at the same time
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>there are people in this thread that are so poor they can't relax with a cold beverage in a hot bubbly bath after a long day and relax to some movies/tv on their tablet
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>>69855161
I read somewhere that even if your shower is clean you're supposed to wear shower shows,if thats the case your shower is never truly "clean".
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>>69855694
Nah, I hope she goes on to be with some white boy so my future descendants will talk about how they're 1/64th Shawnee. I wanted a daughter because if she has biological kids, they're definitely my grandchildren. Gotta think ahead.
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>>69855745
>same people that eat crisps and
>eat crisps
>crisps
Never use that word around me again, it's the dumbest most disgusting to sound out word in the world
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>>69855725
nips sit when they shower, yo. shits too low for even them to stand up.
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>>69854939
I cannot even touch the ground of any kind of shower or bathtub. I put my feet around the edges and shower from there. Tubs are harder, I think my death will be from falling inside a tub. Even if I don't hit my head, I'll just have a heart attack from touching the tub.
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>>69855790
Stop spoilering your comments you fucking nigger.
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>>69854704
Bretty much this. I really only ever take ice baths
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>>69855088
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>>69855798
You got some kind of mental disorder?
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>>69855786
shoes*
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>>69855822
Okay
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>>69855849
no i'm just afraid of it.
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>>69855790
>Not wanting to cuck your own sons and have children with their wives

Wew lad
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>>69854939
I'm just too tall to do this in a comfortable way.
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>>69855849
No, seems like totally normal behavior to me.
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>>69855790
>if she has biological kids, they're definitely my grandchildren.
How would this makes a difference if you had a son?
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>>69855891
You stupid mother fucker
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>>69855891

He's anticipating a cuckold son, not a bad guess i reckon.
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>>69854939
45 minutes of this is literally the best hangover cure in existence
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>>69855891
Sons can get cucked.
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>>69855153
yes I've done it too when I'm not doing so well. It's not even like I plan on going to the shower to sit in it but, half way into cleaning myself I've just gave up on it and sat dwon for a few minutes. It feels good to just sit there with the faucet spraying you
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>>69855891
Ouch
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>>69855946

the best hangover cure in existence is not drinking
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>>69855557
yeah i would not do it at all but my sweat forms a layer and at the start it smells gross but then it starts to smell nice but then it starts to like curdle or something and smell awful so i have to wash
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>>69855791
Your shits all fucked up if you call crisps 'potato chips' or whatever retarded slang you americucks invented
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>>69855725
This scared the shit out of me when I got off the plane in Tokyo. I had a shit brewing from about half an hour before landing but being a pussy locked against the window seat with some old faggot from Canada talking about trucks I just decide to wait. By the time I got to the bathroom I was ready to burst and seeing this shit in the open cubicle was like a punch in the face.
Thankfully there was a real toilet next to it yet I had to line up for that.
About 6 people all needing to do a shit and not one of them using that hole in the floor.
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>>69856000
>I'm a virgin and a cuck

Opinion discarded
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>>69854867
Oh man now you made me remember the thread where an anon mentioned sleeping in some kind of sci-fi tank with oxygen or something, because he'd grown up with it. His parents were in some kind of sci-fi cult that ended up killing people or doing ritualistic suicides in the French chapter. Can't remember what it was called, just that I read about it ending up in the news in France.
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>>69855952
Kek didn't think about that. Still who would want a girl over a boy. I'm only allowing my wife two girls. After that we're giving them to my sister that can't have kids.
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>>69854363
Not an American, Jew citizen
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>>69855725

Not really a problem if there's a handle to hold onto. Squatting ensures a pleasant poo in the loo.
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>>69855946
I would do it when I was really drunk but unfortunately my hot water doesn't last 45 mins.
It's got about 20 - 25 mins before it becomes uncomfortable temperature.
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>>69856059
I get to protect her smile. Her mother and I are separated but she already loves me more and she is only eight months old. Shit is heartwarming as fuck.
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>>69856059
Kids aren't cats you fuckwit, give them to someone deserving
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>>69854867
But what if your state alters?
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>>69854363
Most Americans graduate to showers when they are no longer children.

Nat Port isn't even American.
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>>69856121
eight months old pussy is the tightest pussy, hit that shit brah
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>>69854576
>That just seems wasteful.

>Americans
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>>69856162
Nah, her cousin has first dibs. I'm trying to establish a dynasty, not make the dick feel good.
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>>69855725
Wait, are you supposed to sit towards the toilet paper or with your back against it? I'm assuming the high part is a piss-shield. But why would you design a toilet where you're turning your back on the room? Humans are already at our most vulnerable when taking a shit. No-one wants to shit with their back turned to any threat that might arise. It's against our very survival instincts.
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>>69856137
My sister is deserving fuckwit, shes been trying with her husband for years to no avail. They would make great parents, also better giving a kid to someone you know than strangers.
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>>69856205
If she was deserving the Good Lord would provide, please refrain from the profanity
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There's literally nothing wrong with sitting on the shower floor.
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>>69856205
Tell them both to get tested. Also, shit can't they fucking adopt? Like that was my intent before little miss accident happened. My brother and sister-in-law tried for 5 years but had completely average reproductive organs, it was just bad timing and luck.
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>>69856271
>There's literally nothing wrong with sitting on the shower floor.

>Sitting in your own feaces
>Nothing wrong with that

This is what Americans really think.
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Baths are comfy as fuck

If you're on your own there is no better place to read books, watch movies or listen to music than in a hot bath

I'm not even American
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>>69856008
In my Proud country, we call them Sea Horse Run Ands.
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>>69856336
>bathing in feces

Eurkebabistan everyone
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>>69854939
I used to do this as a kid with my butt blocking the drain so the shower would fill up with water and it was like having a bath and a shower at the same time which greatly amused me at that age.
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>>69856336
>shitting in the shower

That's what the toilet is for, muhammed. You see, we have the money and technology to have MULTIPLE pipes run into our bathrooms, so we don't need to shower above the shit-drain.
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>>69856271
Shitting is good too. You just need to squash it down the drain and maybe put a few teaspoons of cologne down there once a week.
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Do baths make anyone else tired as fuck?

I can't do it, I feel rubbery and not relaxed at all.
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>>69856537
You're taking them too hot.
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>>69856537
that and all the white wine i drink while in there, and the fuckin lavender candles i have lit
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The water stays in the tub with whatever filth it has soaked in from your asshole. It's also customary to rinse in a quick shower afterwards
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>>69856613
LONDON
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>>69856279
My sister has had blood illnesses since she was a kid so that probably has something to do with it. They're still in their 20s and schooling so it isn't that big an issue. I imagine if they reach their 30s and it hasn't happened then they'll probably adopt or I'll have given them a kid.
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Baths, I get, but not cleaning your asshole with water and soap after a shit? THAT, I don't understand. The idea of people going around with a stinky ass and even yelloe/brown stains in their panties is really disturbing to me.
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>have wall/floor worked on
>see tub torn out seems like its hanging in the air normally just barely attached.
>never relax again.
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>>69856613
Heeey how ya doin? Do you come on /tv/ often? If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen!
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>>69856709
Two words: wet wipes
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>>69854449
That's what I do. I usually spend 2-3 hours in the shower/bath.
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>>69856673
That's terrible. I'm adopted, if I didn't have my kid, I would've ended up adopting but being a student, factory worker and father tends to mean you don't have the income necessary to adopt. I hope things work out for them!
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>>69855674
> your dick waving around during boromir's death
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>>69856044
Heaven's gate?
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>>69856846
>unwanted boner to Aragorn kissing Boromir's corpse
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>people will actually defend sitting in the shower like a fucking autistic degenerate
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>>69856801
NO. They don't clean well enough, you're just making the shit that's on/in your ass wet.

You need soap (lather) and water to be clean. You just think that you're clean with your wipes, but you're not, you filthy, filthy boy.
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>>69854363
>7/10 girl is madly in love with me
>Her obsession with taking baths completely turns me off because it's so wasteful
>Even sends me shitty snaps of her legs in the bath
That's when I knew I was autistic
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Absurd things movies have taught me Americans do:
>Wear shoes indoor
>Kiss their pets
>Sleep with their pets on the same bed
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euros literally invented perfume so they won't have to shower.
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>>69856537
That's how I feel from showers.

And no, I can't take them colder. Then I'll start shivering instead.
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>>69856908
>not using wipes with alcohol on them.
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>>69856954
euros literally invented the us so they won't have to _______.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMCajlBGQ4
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>>69856863
After some googling of "france", "cult" and "murder" I found that it was The Order of the Solar Temple.

Nothing sci-fi about it, though. So I must be mis-remembering the connection, with the parents being sci-fi freaks who just happened to also dabble in that society on the side of sleeping in climate-controlled pods and trying to live the future.
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>>69856986
Still won't clean up properly unless you use at least 3 or 4 of them. Those things are tiny as fuck and you'll have shitty hands in the end anyway.
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>>69856940
>not taking baths with her so they're less wasteful

You gotta know how to work the autism to your advantage.
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>>69856801
You can't flush them. They fuck everything up, like condoms. I wish more yanks know how their own infrastructure worked.
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>>69857097
youre supposed to use paper first then the wipes to finish.
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Baths are not for getting clean thoroughly and quickly in the morning but for relaxing in the evening. They also cure hangovers
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>>69857085
I remember that (I'm old). It wasn't just in France, but in Canada too.

They had some fucking hologram machine to trick their members, so there was sci-fi shit going on.
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>>69856801

If you were to step barefoot in a pile of dogpoop, would you feel clean again after you wiped it with a piece of paper?
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>>69856951
Kissing your pet is alright. But letting your pet kiss you is fucked up.

By kissing your pet I mean giving them a peck on the head like you would a close acquaintance's kid, not french-kissing them like the people who proclaim their dog is their child does.
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>>69857135
>You can't flush them.
I learned this the hard way
>toilet is backed up
>house is 150 years old with older plumbing
>had to tear down two toilets to discover 2 weeks worth of wet wipes (box even said FLUSHABLE)
>got shit all over myself, felt like Mike Rowe

Yeah. It was THAT kind of day
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>>69856188
you squat down on two legs and shit, pretty simple
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>>69855586
uwotm8?
I've lived in England my whole life and only ever shared a bath when I was a tiny child
you must have been staying in The Fens, they're quite uncivilised there apparently
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>tfw your ass hair is so long it sometimes touches your hand when you wipe your ass
Why must we have ass hair?
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I heard Americans complain a lot about pool water smelling bad because of the chlorine, but the smell actually comes from the chlorine doing its job cleaning the water from pee or dirt. I guess Americans pee in pool water a lot, they're almost like Indians lmao
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>>69857225
That guy's asking which direction does he look at, face the toilet rolls or face something else
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>>69856962
What I do is has hot as fuck showers year round, but end them with a minute of pure cold water, best feeling in the world other than an orgasm
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>>69857273
so when you get sweaty ass your cheeks dont chafe
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>>69857076
>having to shuffle over with your pants around your ankles

Washing your ass with a stream of water is a stellar idea, but why the fuck do we still insist on making them separate things instead of incorporating the bidet in the toilet? Japan has toilets that'll fucking analyse your shit while you wait, but we can't put a water-jet in a regular toilet?
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>>69857213
Same here, but the plumbing in the house was only 15 yo.

That, and they cost twice as much to buy some weeks than others for some reason.

I don't need goldleaf paper to wipe my shit with ffs!
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>>69857288
my nigga, i start off warm then have it slowly work its way to cold over the span of 7 minutes. both refreshing and gets me outta the shower quickly without any loligagging
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>>69857273
It muffles fart volume. Try removing that hair and listen to your now much louder farts.
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>>69857064
FREEDOM
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>>69857201
With alcoholic wet wipes? Sure.
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>>69857225
A big percentage of people have back problem and can't do that easily though. Even in Japan.
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>>69857311
But then how do women manage? Don't they have a lot less ass hair?
>>69857323
>but why the fuck do we still insist on making them separate things instead of incorporating the bidet in the toilet?
More hygienic maybe?
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>>69857360
so they won't have to freedom?
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>>69857360
10/10
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>>69854363
>As an American you're so influential and revered that the jaded virigins of the world think you invented something as ancient and widely-practiced as bathing.

LMAO
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>>69857288
That's actually what I do, but it still leaves me tired unless I'm particularly energetic to start with.
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>>69857388
>Don't they have a lot less ass hair?
You'd be amazed, virgo-kun.
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>>69857393
Yes. Got a problem with it, Muhammad?
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>>69857373
Shit wet with alcohol is still shit.
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>>69857388
>implying women sweat from the ass
they dont have prostates anon...
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>>69857414

>shitting in the bathtub
>influetial and revered

Maybe in India.
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>>69857388
Women have ass hair too. Porn=/=real life

They call women's ass hair "the brown spider" where I come from.
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>>69857388
How on earth is it more hygienic to take your shit-encrusted ass and shuffle it over the toilet floor to the bidet than it is to simply press the spray button and have it cleaned right there on the toilet?
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>>69855786
>>69855855

>He doesn't steam clean his bathroom 3x a day

What Yuropean filth you people truly are!
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>>69857503
where do you come from?
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>>69857472
You're a little too obsessed with the cleanliness of your asshole, m8. Do you have a lot of buttsex?
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>>69857475
You don't sweat with your prostate, unless there is something supernatural going on with you.
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>>69857528
Hell
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>>69854576

Ha.

I allow for some constant drainage in the tub, while keeping the water running to keep the level steady, that way I know it's being refreshed boy by bit and it also maintains the temperature I like.
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>>69855529
you can always just let a bit of water out and replace with hot
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>>69857546
No, but I don't have a stinky ass and stinky underwares. I just feel more at ease when I'm clean and fresh.
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>>69857515
Well i imagined that if the faucet or whatever you'd call it is located in the toilet then it might get shit particles on it every time you shit.
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>>69857659
That'd be weird engineering.
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>>69857286
It makes sense to face towards rolls but it is japan so I am not sure
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>>69857621
Are you Asian? Only an Asian can care this much about something so irrelevant>>69857659
.
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>it's a "you find out that before toilet paper, people used smooth rocks, smooth wooden stick/branches, sculpted balls of snow to clean their asses after taking a shit" thread
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>>69857706
>That'd be German engineering.

Fixed that for you.

>mfw a German tries to defend the poop-inspecting toilet design
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>>69857788
I'm Scottish.
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>>69855725
>americans are too fat to squat
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>>69857797
>people used smooth rocks

People STILL use smooth rocks in Mongolia, resting one ass-cheek on a big rock to spread them apart so that there's less surface area getting covered in shit to begin with. Or at least that's what my travel shows have shown me. Might just be imperialistic propaganda.
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I'm surprised americans can fit in the bath
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>>69857830
Shitsquat is effective, but doesn't give you the same good feeling of almost-orgasmic relief as a sitshit does.
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>>69857825
Are you voting yes or no?
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>>69857876
places are still like that.
dont let people fool you into thinking the 21st century is everywhere yet.
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>>69857876
Maybe we should ship a truck of gravel to India... pave the streets with them...
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>>69857911
I'm Scottish. I don't vote. Real Scotts are above that shit.
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>>69855725
It's not so much the shitting that messes with me (I have shat in the woods) but the wiping the arse. It's a tricky balancing act and I find myself having to stand up to do it which is less than optimal. Unless you're sitting on a bowl, obv.
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>>69854576
I sometimes shower for an hour just to relax even though I'm wasting dozens of gallons of water. Welcome to America, faggot.
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>>69857979
>real scots are above independence


Just what I'd expect from an anal-retentive weirdo.
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>>69857921
>tfw have actual relatives that still live in huts without water or power
Always laugh when the blacks in this country bitch about growing up poor.
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>>69857895
do americans really sleep with so many pillows? it's uncomfortable and unhealthy to keep your head this high
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>>69857979
Im not that guy you were talking to, but I'm voting to Leave because fuck you you apathetic piece of shit.
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>>69857986
A healthy person desn't need to wipe. Your stools should be well-formed and glide easily on a bed of nice-smelling (flowery smell is what it's most described as) translucent mucus. The residual mucus is what you wipe away.

What the fuck are you eating if you have actual shit on your ass?
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Do yuropoors really sit on this after taking a shit? I imagine that must hurt quite a bit.
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>>69858059
the actual important independence is from fucking britain, not the EU
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>>69857921
I know there are places that don't have toilets, and nomadic Mongolians certainly wouldn't have them, but I still wonder if the rock bit isn't just some "exotic" travel-show bullshit, and the people just use cheap toilet paper after shitting behind a rock.
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>>69858089
I shit in plastic bags and I urinate in sinks.
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>>69858129
>I know there are places that don't have toilets, and nomadic Mongolians certainly wouldn't have them, but I still wonder if the rock bit isn't just some "exotic" travel-show bullshit, and the people just use cheap toilet paper after shitting behind a rock.

>I paid good money to see peole wipe their ass with rocks.
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>>69858089
Why is there a plug? Why would you ever want to fill the thing up?
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>>69854576
that's how japs do it, the bath and shower are seperate. Each family member shower first and then go into the same bath water. Not wasteful at all.
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>>69858129
Nah, it's true and has been in use for a long time. People usually use water to clean themsleves after though. The rock is for taking out shit residues.
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>>69858089
Do you just vaguely dab your face with a dry piece of cloth after you fall face first in dog shit?
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>>69858199

It's an American model.
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I piss in bottles and bury the bottles in the woods at night

Wouldn't want the government to get their hands on my dna
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>>69858212
They're stupid. They use the same bathwater for a week.
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>>69854363
Do Europoors really not brush their teeth?
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>>69858199
To clean your crotch with soap and water.
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>>69858231
I use the finest goose-necks, pleb.
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>>69858236
Good thinking anon
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>>69858199
to wash your bollocks
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>>69858212
gross
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>>69858083
yea thats bull shit you must eat ice cubes
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>>69858231

Falling face first in dog shit is not common enough occurence for me to warrant the need for a specialized machine.
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>>69858212
But the last one in would have ice-cold bathwater.

Also japs are gay as fuck with their shitty little sitting shower with a bucket to pour water over themselves with. You can easily tell that it's because they've got such small apartments and so many can't have a bathtub and making the shower smaller gives more room, but they, along with the weaboos, try to justify it as this relaxing spa thing. You're pouring water on yourself with a plastic bucket while in a shower you can't stand up in. That's not a fucking spa.
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>>69854363
There is nothing greater than a hot bath to soak in with a good book and a fat spliff. The most relaxing thing I ever do. Never have a bath to get clean though ...that's what showers are for.
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>>69858343
Exactly, but shitting is. And what do you get to get poop off? You use some water. You don't just smear it around with paper.
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I had a girlfriend and her friend who used to bath with me and both would piss into my mouth one after the other.

Now every time I have a bath I am rock hard.
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>>69858236
>mfw archaeologists discover a treasure-trove of perfectly preserved piss-bottles in five hundred years and try to come up with an explanation
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if I push the water back in the pipes afterwards does it count?
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>>69858236

How do you poop?
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>>69858373
>But the last one in would have ice-cold bathwater.

I think the Jap's bath have thermal technology or some shit keeping the water warm.
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a bath seems least wasteful than a shower, but who cares I haven't took either in like 5 months lol
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>>69858236
>4236
>Taramean archeologists have found some new information about the yhoomanz that inhabited the planet before their arrival
>The yhoomz used to put the liquid waste of their bodies in small, artificial containers and bury these containers, in large quantities, in nature
>The archeologists think that this practice was called "Pysbotelle"
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>>69858326
???

You've never had a healty shit in your life? WTF?
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You give yourself a wash first. The purpose of the bath is not to get clean, it's to have a fun time to take care of yourself and relieve stress. I hope you can overcome your autism and understand this
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>>69857251
Fenland reporting in, baths/showers are standard daily occurrences here. There's a ton of fucking water to go around.
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>>69858699
Baths are for children. It's a fun way (fun for them) to teach them how to get clean and make it a habit.
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>>69858753
This is false, there is no mansion or palace on planet earth without a bath in it and it's not just for some bratty kids
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