No cannes thread? That's not acceptable
>>69852794
It got canned
>>69852794
When they announce the winners?
>>69852840
Today.
>Refn interview live RIGHT NOW
absolutely based
>>69852879
oh wait they're back to Friday's press conference now
weird
#teamfarhadi even though his screening came way too late to be in contention. The more I read about Paterson the more interested I am in seeing it
Elle should win.
>good director
>controversial
>apparently very good
>one of the best roles of Isabelle Huppert
>>69852999
I have a feeling the Palme d'or is going to Toni Erdmann, since it got such a positive response so early on. Huppert has a good chance at best actress though, unless they give it to that one chick from the Dardennes movie, since I'm sure they want to give them something just for showing up.
>>69853092
not that guy but I think Toni Erdmann will win the Palme as well. Most pundits seem to be projecting it that way
>>69853111
Either way, I'm gonna see both of them whenever I can. But the only thing we know is that Sean Penn isn't getting anything. I can't even remember the last time a movie that premiered at Cannes scored that low in all the polls
>>69853092
>>69853111
Toni Erdmann may be good, but Elle sounds more interesting.
>hilarious comedy with a violent rape scene
I mean, fuck, the film must be amazing if it wasn't ripped apart by the feminists.
based Isabelle Huppert
you just can't go wrong with her
literally kinema: the actress
>>69853360
I agree, Elle is much more interesting to me overall. Probably the one from the festival I'm most excited to see, unless there's something I missed. But Toni Erdmann is probably getting the Palme, if only for the fact that it's a lot less controversial
Post your predictions.
Palme d'or : Toni Erdmann
Grand prize : Sierra Nevada
Jury prize : The Neon Demon
Best director : Paul Verhoeven
Best screenplay : Personal shopper
Best actor : Adam Driver
Best actress : Sonia Braga
A mix between a bold and safe awards
>>69852794
canal+ qui essaye de sauver les quelques pécors qui osent de claquer 40 euros/mois
>>69853464
Palme d'or : I, Daniel Blake
Grand prize : The unknown girl
Jury prize : Baccalaureat
Best Director : Cristi Puiu
Best Screenplay : It's only the end of the world
Best actor : Fabrice Luchini
Best actress : Marion Cotillard
You know what they say " A good festival and terrible awards "
>>69853464
Elle will win something.
Un certain regard was really unremarkable this year.
>>69853615
There is no way that Dolan movie is getting anything, everyone shat all over it. And this is coming from someone that loved Mommy
too lazy to look myself, but are there any gambling spots with odds on what will take the palme d'or?
someone float some lines, somewhat curious
refn will win the leaf
link to stream?
>>69854727
you're 6 hours early
Oh god the rumors on the awards from trustworthy sources are very interesting.
Toni erdmann is not the palme
>>69854845
Will the Palme be awarded in 6 hours or is that when the presentations begin? Either way -- fuck -- it'll be 4am in Aus.
>>69856016
george miller didn't like it
>>69856016
Doesn't surprise me critcs are the epitome of shit taste
It is a nightmare. Some are talking about very political awards.
Dude Dardenne lmao
>>69856569
who are?
>>69856569
they can't fuck it up 2 years in a row surely
if they give the Palme to I, Daniel Blake over Toni Erdmann or Graduation there'll be a riot
also Maren Ade a qt
Dolan, loach and arnold called back...
It smells bad guys
>>69856752
there is no fucking way Dolan is getting an award, what?
>>69856873
Maybe they want to mock him or something.
any info on based Mel's Blood Father and Schrader's Dog Eat Dog?
How was that Woody Allen film received fãms?
>>69856752
Mungiu and farhadi too.
Shit it will be the safest awards ever
>>69856752
What do you mean called back?
ulien Gester @juliengester 49s50 seconds ago
Bon. Welcome back Loach, Dolan, Arnold, Mungiu, Farhadi et "Divines". Bye bye Guiraudie, Mendonça Filho, Ade, Dumont, Jarmusch, Verhoeven...
kek, what the fuck are they even doing?
>>69857206
this can't be true
>>69857206
Crashing this festival
>>69857255
MEDIOCRE
>>69857206
Who /TEAMDolan/ here?
>>69857206
i knew Miller was a fucking pleb
nobody believed me because he made 2 decent cult films 40 years ago, but he's garbage
>>69857206
This is bullshit, right? There's no fucking way Dolan or Arnold are getting anything, everyone agreed they made trash
Atleast it's not as bad as Tarantino giving the palm to Michael moore
>>69857487
It's Donald Sutherland's fault.
>>69857206
This is trustworthy? i need to see it, would be hilarious
Mel looks great
>it's dheepan all over again
Bravo Miller!
>>69857206
>fake as shit
>go on Twitter and see someone working in the festival confirming this
Jesus, this is gonna be even worse than Dheepan winning last year
>>69857409
>yfw Dolan wins for best director
>>69857732
>>69857647
Desplechin is a dolan fanboy
Paradis and dunst are pleb as fuck
Mads probably was more interested in sport on tv than the actual festival
The iranian producer was probably forgotten in some screening room by the rest of the jury.
>>69857206
Can't be serious...
>>69857823
The Iranian prob lobbied hard for the Farhadi.
Mendoza called back too.
Pls wake me up
>>69857823
>The iranian producer was probably forgotten in some screening room by the rest of the jury.
Kek. That Iranian guy probably made sure to include Farhadi.
>>69857904
b i z z a r o j u r y
>>69857803
You know I think he actually has a strong chance of winning best director.
Palme will go to Loach though. Screencap this.
>>69857206
That list is honestly so bad that I hope Dolan gets the Palme just to see the ensuing shitstorm
caption this
The rumors say dolan or Mungiu for the palme.
fucking dolan, honestly
how relevant is the FIPRESCI Price?
>>69858003
Oh please, let it be a tie between them. I'd fucking die
refn will win tho
Honestly if Dolan gets the palm, and bare in mind this isn't necessarily me hating on dolan so much as them giving the palm to his worst received film ever, do we seriously consider abandoning the jury system for Cannes because it clearly doesn't work. There is no point having any awards if they are awareded arbitrarily to undeserving films.
>>69858002
*parp
>>69858017
pretty relevant actually
>>69858003
Please God let Dolan win and do an extremely pretentious and pedantic acceptance speech when he accepts the Palmer. This board will go up in flames if that happens.
>>69858002
>has waifuism gone too far?
>Inside her sleek office, Michele strolls disinterestedly past a scantily-clad model striking a brutalised pose. Her top-selling game allows its user to take the role of a hulking orc rapist, penetrating a damsel from behind with a snaking tentacle.
OK I have to see this. Gotta love Verhoeven.
>>69858077
the jury should be more deserving of that honour.
Why Paradis?
Why Miller? (his films are great but dumb as fuck)
Why that iranian producer? (because politics)
>>69858017
It usually means keep your eye on the director's next feature. Usually they influence film theory in pretty powerful ways -- if you note the emergence of Slow Cinema for example, its visible in the prizewinners over the last decade or two.
>>69858156
I think part of the problem is that it is filmmakers/actors/producers who are a part of the jury and who as a result have a lot of biasing/networking and whatever going on as well. Of course critics also have these problems but at least there isn't a chance that they will be working directly with someone who they award/don't award a prize to in the near future.
>>69858147
kek, I'm surprised such an old fuck like Verhoeven knows there are games like that.
>>69857206
WHERE IS REFN?
GUYS, WHERE THE FUCK IS REFN?
>>69858460
In the garbage, where he belongs
>>69858491
I'd rather Refn than more social realism shit.
>>69858460
>>69858491
I would probably prefer Refn getting something than the shitty entries from otherwise decent filmmakers like Dolan Arnold and Loach (of course Refn's is probably shitty but at least it looks itneresting unlike all of those)
>>69858491
>The greatest Director since Scorsese
>In the garbage
Another pseudo-intellectual pleb who watches "video essays" on David Lynch.
>>69858596
Another pseudo-intellectual pleb who watches "video essays" on Nicholas Wending Refn yuck yuck. jon favreau is the greatest living director.
>>69858596
>Greatest director since Scorsese
Kek
>>69858596
Is this actually a joke?
>>69858729
>>69858769
falling for a bait this obvious
>>69857206
JUSTE
>>69857206
>Welcome back NOlan
>Bye bye Ade
I'm too sad to post today. goodbye cruel world...
Refn is still in Cannes btw.
>>69859239
qtp2t
What time EST for livestreaming?
>>69860079
1pm
With those family connections even Chris chan would have films premiering at Cannes
Refn is a hack
what was the general opinion on paterson
>>69860445
It was very well received overall. Probably fourth behind Toni Erdmann, Elle, and Sieranevada
>>69860477
That's good, I'm very excited to see it.
kek, those tweets
Cédric Succivalli @OnTheCroisette 2 minil y a 2 minutes
Goodbye to Cinema. IF you thought last year's awards were appalling YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET. #Cannes2016
>>69860719
Dolan confirmed for Palme
>>69860719
Jury selection seems so random. That Finnish boxing comedy that won yesterday looked terrible.
>>69860719
I would say this is a case of critics being stupid again but seriously what the fuck is wrong with this jury, this kinda shit just isn't acceptable. There is no point having a fucking award if they award it to the worst films in competition.
>>69860445
1. "TONI ERDMANN" (Maren Ade) FIPRESCI Price [8.24/123 1.5]
2. "LA MORT DE LOUIS XIV" (Alberto Serra) Special Screening [8.16/47 1.0]
3. "MY LIFE AS A ZUCCHINI (Ma vie de Courgette)" (Claude Barras) Annecy Prix spéciaux [8.05/21 1.6]
4. "ELLE" (Paul Verhoeven) [7.94/81 1.4]
5. "PATERSON" (Jim Jarmusch) [7.38/116 1.9]
6. "SIERANEVADA" (Cristi Puiu) [7.35/112 1.6]
7. "WRONG ELEMENTS" (Jonathan Littell) Special Screening [7.25/6 1.4]
8. "TRAIN TO BUSAN (Busan-Haeng / Seoul Station)" (Yeon Sang-Ho) Midnight [7.18/11 0.7]
9. "AQUARIUS" (Kleber Mendonça Filho) [7.18/102 1.4]
10. "RAW (Grave)" (Julia Ducournau) FIPRESCI Prize for best First Film [7.05/19 1.0]
This is top 10 from the poll of polls.
Daily reminder Neighbouring Sounds (title?) is one the greatest film of the 2k10s. Please watch it while we wait for Aquarius.
>>69860880
Naturally it's not reliable because some films have more votes than others, but Paterson is still very high.
>>69860880
Meanwhile
90. "THE LAST FACE" (Sean Penn) [1.67/93 1.4]
Ok predict what Dolan will say.
"I knew since I was a kid that I would win the palme d'or at some point but to be honest I'm quite disappointed because I'm not the youngest director to ever win it"
>>69860991
Holy shit, how is that even possible? Has anything been that badly received at Cannes ever?
>>69861062
I don't think so. It's even lower in some other polls. For example the Chinese critics gave it 0.2.
>>69861041
I didn't realise soderbergh is the youngest to win
>>69860880
happy for verhoeven
>>69860880
Where can I see this poll
>>69861355
http://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2016
1h to the red carpet, right?
>>69861510
>that fat fumbling frenchman trying to do red carpet interviews
gross no thanks.
>>69861491
American cinema bombed really hard this year
>>69861491
>it includes letterboxd reviews
>>69861640
It's not much different than other polls, really.
http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2016
top 5
1. Elle
2. La Mort de Louis XIV
3. Sieranevada
4. Toni Erdmann
5. Paterson
It's almost the same list.
>>69861510
Wait, at what time is the actual ceremony ?
"BIUTIFUL" Alejandro González-Iñarritu [2.76/25 2.4]
The fuck
>>69852794
What new kinos did we get?
>>69860719
Poeple already know who are going to win?
>>69861889
only notable one was Farhadi, which surprisingly disappointed.
But no one really cares because Taraneh Alidoosti is a cutie.
>>69862087
>autism
>>69853360
Is it really a comedy? The trailer looked scary as fuck but maybe I'm just scared of Huppert.
>>69862087
It's always like this with Cannes. There are a lot of people from the industry tweeting, plenty of gossip.
>>69862253
it's a dark comedy
>>69862253
it's a dry comedy. not exactly slapstick.
>tfw most people still don't understand that Showgirls was intentionally funny too
>dark comedy about a female producer of hentai games getting raped and enjoying it
Verhoeven is one crazy guy.
>>69862277
Can't wait fort he shitstorm then
Well at least there's always Un Certain Regard... right?
Anyway not matter who wins it seems that it was a good festival with a lot of interesting movies to see. Isn't it the most important thing ?
>>69862410
yeah I wonder why Hollywood doesn't get him
>>69862452
The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki won Un Certain Regard.
>>69862456
I'd say the most important thing is Dolan getting exposed as a fraud. As long as that happens it's ok.
>>69862456
This isn't really true or the awards wouldn't exist it is a huge marketing and prestige boost to the winners.
>>69862509
He isn't a fraud, though :)
>>69862456
fuck that, giving the palm to Toni Erdmann could help kick the german film industry out of the depth it currently is
>>69862546
Or not
>>69862492
When do they announce Camera d'or?
>>69862536
I didn't quite get that. Could you shout it hysterically at my face and change the aspect ratio while you do it pls? thx.
>>69862651
>I hate art
That's okay, friend, it's not everyone who has it
>>69862651
KEK. seriously hes an annoying manlet but his fans are even worse
So what could be the new Dheepan?
>>69862753
>gimmicks are art
Whatever you say, anon.
>>69862827
How could that be known? When it won, even though the theme and plot were suspicious, I had hopes it could be something as good as Le Rouille Et D'Os. But, on watching, it was clear it was a pure political choice for a merely decent film, far from being the best of Audiard. What could be political or ideological there this year?
>>69862753
>>69862763
how many hours left boys
>>69863086
>Capture.gif
And that's such a witty tweet! Sure bet it will be parroted by the people of /tv/ in future mentions of Dolan
>>69863050
The film's "politics" were pretty much: "french maghrebis are bad people even when played by white guys just be middle class in england, ok??"
They probably awarded Dheepan because they felt it was Audiard's turn to win.
>>69863253
>defending Dolan this hard
wew.
also Reverse Shot liked it which is pretty lol.
>>69862964
>making a simple formal change is a gimmick and should be derided for it
memento is a gimmick too because it's not told linearly huh? fuck yaself
>>69857810
Erin Moriarty, what a qt.
I bet she was gagging on his cock earlier in the day...
>>69863321
The politics you are trying to dismiss, was that this film was the one that deeply reflected the immigrant 'situation' that Europe currently suffers and was already pretty hot when of the Palm last year. It was topical and influential to a large fault in the decision.
>>69863086
He plays the wheelchair guy in The Color Wheel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MssJDH-mMsk
It started.
>>69863475
>>69863467
>memento is a gimmick too because it's not told linearly huh?
Obviously yes.
Contrast Meme-mento with Pulp Fiction in terms of their use of non-linearity and it's clear one film uses it as a gimmick and the other uses it with intelligence and purpose.
>>69863602
Well the people you see on the red carpet are the one winning, let's see if the rumours were true
>>69863659
Um I don't think one uses it better than the other. I guess Pulp Fiction is more rewatchable but that's because it has better characters not because it uses non-linerality better.
>>69863659
You just want to hate things with the epic buzzwords
Cahiers du Cinéma @cahierscinema
#Cannes2016 Nos trois préférés : #Elle de Paul Verhoeven, #ToniErdmann de Maren Ade et #TheNeonDemon de Nicolas Winding Refn.
Fav movies of les Cahiers
>>69863959
>#TheNeonDemon de Nicolas Winding Refn
Retarded frogs.
if refn doesnt win we riot
>>69864158
you tell'em girl
Reminder that the closing ceremony is at 19:00 CET (in ~45 minutes) but only available on the Canal+ TV station.
>>69863659
>intelligence and purpose
uhuh. because you couldn't summon a single example of this being valid you have to throw out some 'important' adjectives. just like how you are ready to spew loaded words like "fraud" and "gimmick" because you cannot properly express your thoughts
and it's obvious that Memento uses its form in a valuable way by simply mirroring the viewer's blind experience of the plot with the protagonist's mental defect of also not understanding what's occurring but slowly piecing together information like the viewer. pulp fiction operates on a much simpler level
>>69863573
I love the scene where they all start applauding and he rocks his wheelchair like that's the disabled version of applause. it's such a weird insert. thought about that shit for days.
What music their playing in the background?
>>69864289
Link?
>>69864289
It won't be here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MssJDH-mMsk
>>69864289
http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
Don't forget to put your computer clock on the french timezone to make it work
>>69864094
>WAAAAH
>>69864289
But who cares about the closing ceremony?
willem dafoe is looking good
>>69863959
>et #TheNeonDemon de Nicolas Winding Refn.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
seriously though mainstream-embracing Cahiers is my favorite Cahiers. Cloverfield was one of their Top 3 films in 2009. absolutely based
The actress from american honey is here. It means best actress for her probably
Divines confirmed for camera d'or, the whole crew is here too.
Jesus the rumours were true
>>69864566
Man if this stuff is true it really pisses me off probably more than it should I just feel so bad for the people who made the actual best films of the festival.
>>69864296
I didn't provide examples because I assumed you were smart enough to understand Pulp Fiction, but I guessed wrong.
Aside from keeping it unpredictable and fresh, PF creates a narrative arc (actually multiple ones) by rearranging the scenes, one that would not have been there otherwise. Simply consider that Jules' speech at the diner happens before Vincent takes Mia out, before the Butch story.
>>69864500
It was no 5 in their 2008 list but yeah i love their super inspired choices
>>69864620
have you seen any of the movies
>>69864620
Yeah. Im really sad Verhoeven isnt getting jackshit thanks to mary jane and some shitskins
Assayas here too.
These are not rumours anymore, it was the truth.
The only thing left unknown is what prize people are getting
>>69864720
>Verhoeven
>eligible for the Camera d'Or
>>69864669
#3
http://www.cahiersducinema.com/Palmares-2008.html
De Palma was #1
don't underestimate how based they are.
>>69864500
The whole point of Cahiers originally was to embrace American mainstream cinema (Hitchcock, Hawks, Welles, etc.) instead of French snobbery.
To be honest, in some cases it seems like a mindless affectation when they try to mimic this mood by praising shite like Cloverfield. But whatever, it could be worse.
>>69864395
is it supposed to be showing Rugby Club now? can't tell if my time zone thing worked.
post your country's film submission to Cannes..
pic related
>>69864829
yes you're good
>>69864737
I will believe it when Dolan appears
>>69864856
It's always Brillante Mendoza and Lav Diaz for mine. They both sucks.
>>69864856
Julieta ;)
>>69864856
KenLoach.jpg
>>69864756
They were pretty based when they listed war of the worlds in the best of the decade
>>69864856
Dolan, though I don't know if his film is officially a Canadian production.
>>69864856
la fille inconnue
>>69864925
who are some filipino directors you like?
>>69864908
>>69864737
You know that they actually invite some people to the closing ceremony even though they won't win anything, on purpose just to keep the suspense.
>>69864856
Cannes doesn't like Poland.
>>69864953
Not based, just bold and wrong.
>>69864953
They affirmed their irrelevance when they named Carlito's Way the best film of the 90s, along with some Tim Burton shit. It's not the 50s anymore, all the great auteurs have been rescued.
>>69864768
Cloverfield is a perfect union of form and function. It told a familiar story through a new lens of glitchy and grainy digital video, more attuned to the aesthetic of our times. It's absolutely deserving of praise.
Holy shit Clemence Poesy got old
>>69864986
Same thing happens with the Goyas in Spain, they made a 5 min interview with the winner actress on the red carpet and they didn't give a fuck about the rest
>>69864993
Ida won an Oscar last year. you get enough praise.
Poverty porn is there
>>69865048
>It told a familiar story through a new lens of glitchy and grainy digital video
Ever heard of Blair Witch?
>>69865152
Escalante?
>>69865165
two sides of same coin. Both innovative. Both still deserving of praise.
what did people think of captain fantastic
>>69865138
>Oscar
kek,who cares about Oscars?
>>69865315
L M A O
M
A
O
though knowing this jury it will probably win Palm d'Or...
Dolan is here.
DOLAN DOLAN
there he is
the golden boy
DOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>69865354
the smug canadian.jpg
>>69865344
It's not in competition. The guy actually won Best Director in Un Certain Regard.
>>69865371
>signing autographs with that smug face
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Absolutely haram
if dolan gets the palme im killing myself senpai
>>69865399
>Gavin Belson from Silicon Valley has an award Un Certain Regard
jesus fucking christ.
>>69865327
Plenty of people.
>>69865447
Me too, lol. That fucking hack
Asghar Farhadi!
>>69865500
Is he a terrorist?
Dolan is not with his cast which could mean no Palme but another prize.
>>69857206
this is just a fake leak to throw people off r-right bros?
Where's Elle?
>>69864979
Arnel Mardoquio, Malay Javier, Pam Miras, Tad Ermitano, Timmy Harn
>>69865497
>>69865447
Please keep the promise
>>69865591
plz win the Banned from Cannes Forever Prize (aka the Honorary von Trier Award)
dat iranian qt tho
>>69865591
And the award for the smuggest faggot in the western hemisphere goes to...
>>69865591
Screenplay is my bet.
>>69865691
What did he do? was it the hitler joke?
omg qt
>>69865638
absolutelyreal
>>69865693
Is it Taraneh :3
>>69865759
oui
>>69865759
Yes. But since Cannes reflects the state of European cuckoldry, the ban didn't even last a year :^)
>>69865814
ugly t.bh
KEN LOACH FOR ABSOLUTE KINO AWARD
>>69865814
Fuck now I have three iranian waifu, Golshifteh, Leila and Taraneh
>>69865859
death to israel :D
It's kinda annoying that Cannes is still the biggest film festival in the world. French culture hasn't been that influential since the collapse of their colonial empire.
>>69865838
Based Lars
Godard-headed jury when?
>>69865869
looks like a dog lol
>>69865838
http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
Reminder set your clock on the french timezone
>>69865894
I don't think it's ever going to happen t b h
>>69865929
Is this the only place? Annoying
>>69865894
Didn't Godard say something nasty about Cannes and Dolan when Adieu au language premiered there and shared a prize with Mommy?
>>69865894
he would probably do some dumb shit like award the prize to a dog.
>>69853615
>>Best actress : Marion Cotillard
lel
