CHLOE BOX OFFICE POISON MORETZ STRIKES AGAIN
>Universal’s Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising fell 11% last night for $7.85M, which comes as no surprise to those box office analysts tracking it. The Nicholas Stoller-directed sequel is now poised to open in third at $21.75M, which is 56% off from the opening of the 2014 original.
God her tits and freakishly small
Bad Neighbors 2: Just fuck my shit up
Wait till Marvel hires her.
>>69851859
Did people like Bad Neighbors? I never heard anything that positive about it, certainly not enough to warrant a sequel.
>>69851859
Bad Neighbors 2: JUST Arising
>>69851900
It was pretty meh but was ok I guess.
Nowhere near as good or memorable as the Ben Stiller Focker films
>>69851900
It was mediocre, but it made a huge profit so they decided to make another.
>>69851954
Thats because the first wasnt a feminist movie
>>69851971
feminist movie? Elaborate.
>>69851971
>wasn't a feminist movie
>rose gets to ogle guys but seth has to pretend he has eyes for only her
>rose makes out with a guy and seth watches on
>loser loses his wife and she dates someone only because he has a massive cock
mm
>>69851783
Z-Zac will be ok right?
>>69851998
Bad neighbors 2 is a feminist movie.
Thats my point
>>69851783
Take note of the white borders in this image. I personally resized the image horizontally. Now look back at OPs pic. Thats Chloe 'normal'. Wtf right?
>>69852103
Is she natty?
>>69852142
The natty queen
>>69851900
Ike Berenholtz was the only funny part of the first one, everything else was forced and got small chuckles
>>69851783
>Strange face
>No tits
>Masculine body
>Zero talent
>Huge string of box office flops
Why is she still a thing? She should be working at McDonald's.
>>69852093
He looks so dehydrated.
>>69852226
>phat
>>69851900
It had a couple of good scenes like the De Niro fancy dress bit, premise is semi decent, but overall falls flat. 2 is a better movie overall tho.
>>69851783
where did it go so wrong?
Everyone thought after Kick-Ass that she would have a great career ahead of her, but now it seems that she's stuck doing these YA and unfunny stoner comedy tier flicks
>>69852898
... she is rich and young. She can pull a great perfromance out of her ass any time b/c she is attractive.
She can always just be cast as a pretty leading lady, and just sutdy acting until it get's better.
What went wrong? are you a moron? She is rich living in America enjoying the best drugs and sex slaves.
>>69852093
Zac is in Baywatch, he'll be fine.
>>69852898
There's a much smaller talent pool of good actresses when you're twelve than there is when you're an adult. She's gone from being exceptional to being average.
>>69853039
This Tbh
>>69852994
>>69853039
Is Chloe the perfect choice to portait Slam tight piggy in her inevitable biopic.
>>69851880
I hope she gets a leading role in Inhumans so it tanks and we don't need to deal with extra special snowflake xmen.
>>69851783
wew lad those are some sad tits
>>69853039
this
>>69853039
well that and she has aged terribly. she was a cute kid, not so much as an adult. such is life. at least she got to be attractive for a few years, more then you can say for a lot of people
>>69852350
don't forget being covered in dumb tattoos and a hillary shill
>>69852898
That was just wishful thinking by her older male chan using fans.
>it's a /tv/ makes fun of your waifu again episode
>>69853521
>>69853589
put your trip back krager
>>69853589
she brings it on herself
>>69853644
im not joking, please delete this right now...
Every photo of chloe should just be a close-up of her dicksucker lips, the rest is nasty
>>69853589
>making fun
I want to make sweet love to her now more than ever, anon. She's truly prime Chloe atm
>>69853667
as a chloe fan you need to learn to like it
>>69853667
maybe she gained all that fat because one of those niggers put a nigglet in her oven
just admit it, you're waifu has, by now, gone through miles of nigger cocks
>>69853680
>>69853589
although she isnt my waifu, iktf ;_;
>>69853714
>>69853729
That's enough. She's pure...
>>69853701
I'd fuck her too
but she's insufferable
>>69853833
can you imagine if chloe had a kid with one of those niggers, and it was a girl? Combine those linebacker shoulders she has and her mannish hands/face with nignog genes. That kid would look like a trap from day 1. Fuck now i want to see what that would look like.
>>69853875
stop. im closing this thread.
>>69853853
How would you fuck her? Please be detailed.
>>69853903
like the dog she is
>>69851900
There isn't really any good tastes in this franchise that makes good laugh (笑´・艸・) You can always watch PBS for tasteful thang, anon !!!
>>69853875
fug! Now i want too see what Chloe looks like with a massive preggo belly.
>>69852386
these hands are shopped, right?
>>69852647
>not just having around 4 or 5 pigs routinely gangbang her untill she loses her mind first
>>69854221
there are shoops out there
>>69854236
Maybe they are or maybe not. It's so hard to tell.
>>69854332
High test
>>69854332
why did i read that in vegeta's voice
>>69853853
>how many eve is you
>>69854442
she sure is
>>69854278
>this exists
Kek
>>69851783
>dem shoulders
>those tits
Fucking hell, puberty was not kind.
>>69854548
yeah
but I wouldn't mind it if she wasn't such a dumb cunt
>>69851783
she must have one suckable clit
>>69852386
>>69854236
>>69854332
>>69854548
>>69854583
Still qt and supremely fuckable too tho.
>>69854592
you mean her feminepenis? the one that her mother told call "clit"
>>69854644
>fuckable too
you know that she has a tattoo above her fat vagina that says "blacks only"
>>69854644
all that "cuteness" is out the window for me
>>69854332
>>69854713
you know what, i just realized the only girl i have known that fucks black guys has linebacker shoulders and man hands too, and looks a lot like chloe. is this a pattern? have i discovered the coal burner gene?
Someone call the scientists
>shill for Hillary and promote getting women to vote for her because "girl power"
>the next movie she's in flops
>>69854779
>ugly white women settle for black men
What a discovery.
>>69851783
god damn she's built like a linebacker
>>69854995
Maybe she has really low self esteem. That Complex interview hinted at it when she mentioned that she wants to be loved by all her fans or some shit.
Bish is crazy
>shaped like a box
>poisons offices that are of a similar shape
It's like poetry
>>69852037
That sounds more like a cuck movie
>>69851783
um isn't this the girl that I btfo?
>>69854332
>>69854479
F O O T B A L L
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>>69854332
>chloe has developed such a blocky build I can no longer tell whether something is a shop or not
Fugg
>>69851783
I heard there was a deleted sex scene from the 5th wave ?
>>69852093
>>69852093
I want to dip his feet in chocolate sauce and spray them with cummies :3
so, there's pretty much 0 chance she is ever going to show her tits right? they look like they are gonna look awful, so she and any movie producer aren't gonna let that happen.
bummer i really want to see what those little fuckers look like
>>69856156
wait for the next fappening :^)
>>69854332
CHECK OUT MY PECS LITTLE MAN
>>69856072
its shit, pg
>>69852386
Maybe its just me, but I think she's more beautiful and hotter than Peyton List. No offense to Peyton, she looks great too, but I've noticed sometimes she'll make weird facial expressions lol Like a deer in the headlights type thing, like her eyes are glazing over like she's stoned or something. Again, no offense meant, as I used to be accused of the same thing back in the day in high school gym class (stupid jocks lol). Chloe looks like she might be a bit curvier, too, which I prefer on a girl, but its hard to tell.
But yeah, both look good and I have "borderline inappropriate crushes" on both lol Hot teens like them are pretty much the only reason to watch these YA flicks, am I right? I guess its that male fantasy of: the girls you wish you'd dated in high school/when you were younger/etc. Otherwise those flicks are just too cheesy to take serious. Can't relate to any of the characters. Which makes sense, since I'm way older, but I've also been accused of being a "man-child" (possibly due to undiagnosed developmental disorders), so... Guess I relate more to "dramedies".
Sorry for rambling, what were we discussing? Oh yeah - Peyton and Chloe are hot ;-)
>>69854466
It's from this
https://youtu.be/aG5oTmipkd8?t=5m40s
>>69851900
The first movie was fun but it definitely didn't need a sequel.
>>69852103
There I fixed her
>>69856561
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this erection confection?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this facial aficionado?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this penis venus?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this boner donor?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this urethra barista?
How many more chances will Chloe get? Who will she eventually play in the Marvel, DC or Xmen movies?
>>69851783
>this hobgoblin is a 10 in america
shaking my head
>>69856510
damn i havn't even seen that in probably 10 years, memory is a weird thing. wonder what other things i do from latent memories without realizing it
>she's out there making money starring in Hollywood movies, partying and having fun
>you're here analysing box office results, posting bad pics of her and attacking her in fits of jealousy
Grow up guys
>>69851825
The better to fill my mouth with.
>>69851880
I dont think marvel has access to the blob though.
>>69856365
get fucked
>>69851900
Watched it when i was wasted at a drive in theater. I liked it better then jurassic world. And thought it was decent. Fyi i watched jurassic world wasted on release day and hated it.
>>69856736
>white knighting on 4chan
Grow up guy
Dam bros her shoulders are solid like mine. I would love to make some olympian kids with her godtier genetics from us bolth
>>69851900
it's a movie for normies like transformers and project x
mirrin her fridge aesthetics to be honest family and friends
>>69856561
Her face is still ugly
Her biggest flop & career killer is gonna be The Little Mermaid, no amount of shells can hide that she's flat, terrible casting
>>69856632
obviously not nigger
>>69851783
>>69861070
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENI
>>69861070
*sad trumpet sound*
>>69861070
those things perfectly fit the description of mosquito bite tits. if she didn't have the body of a football player i would mistake that for CP.
never seen a girl with tits that small that wasn't model skinny what the fuck
>>69861070
If you are gonna go that small, you might as well as well go cute.
Chloe give me boner.
>>69861070
jesus
>>69861210
MILK DUDS
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S
Seriously though I want to see her take a cock in her ass for the first time, her squeal would probably shatter glass.
>>69861210
She's miles ahead of squarey moretz
>people have this ghoul as their waifu
>>69861894
They're mostly closet gays
All of them mental
>>69852142
>>69852226
You misspelled nappy. Having had most things done for her from a young age, I assume she's lazy as all get out. Witness the way she dresses when no one is dressing her (as in for an event of some kind): pure lazy bitch wear. I bet she stinks, too.
>>69861070
There's a MUCh better see through image. I didn't save it though.
>>69863154
>>69863201
Full unedited image please.
>flat chested fatty
These are literally the worst people. I dated a flat chested fatty. Nothing appealing about their bodies. At least most fatties have some massive titties. Why wouldn't someone like this kill themselves for being genetically inferior.
>>69863295
nope
>>69863154
most likely
i just opened it in photoshop and pulled up the brightness
>>69854332
>>69861210
If you are going to bang a flatty then make sure she is actually skinny and not a fat pig.
>>69853589
>it's a /tv/ still hasn't made fun of your waifu because nobody else even knows her episode
Feels pretty good.
>>69863331
No-asseed, slender-hipped, no-necked, colossal mark henry-shouldered are the worst.
They look snow cones. It's structurally unsound and I don't like it.
>>69852093
not in ten years
>>69852226
>>69852386
PUFFY
>>69852093
>those itty bitty pecs
kek
Guy is fit and I wish I was too but damn, being a manlet really must be suffering even if you get all the pussy you want you will never have the body you truly desire.
>>69864738
>having a /mu/ waifu
i never go to /mu/ so its all good
SHE'S POISON BABY
POISON OAK
>>69853521
She hot eaten alive a while ago by her own kind for "body-shaming" Kim Kardashian.
She's probably in a state of self-doubt right now.
>>69865667
I wish she'd be in a state of self termination
>>69861070
Dude...She even has pig tits. Is Chloe Moretz a literal pig?
>>69865667
She got btfo so hard there
>>69851825
It's more like her upper body is freakishly huge for her tits.
>>69856365
CHESTLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>69851783
>those shoulders
mirin tbqh
>>69852898
she can't act for shit
>>69853853
What the hell is wrong with her body...
>>69865667
Who taught that coal burning fridge English?
>>69851859
They tried to bait Europeans by having adverts where the main leads said "Hey people of x european country, come see our movie".
Most stupid American movies make bank in Europe because yuros don't take movies so seriously.
It was so obvious and fake that it made me not want to go.
>>69851783
Is she the ugliest young actress in the industry?
Her and Maisie must be a tie.
>>69866689
remember when retards claimed they will be 10/10s as they get older
>>69854479
spic and beaner?
why do latins get a double dose?
>>69851859
They'll make their money back easily.
>>69856629
She already got CHANCED, if you know what i mean.
FEMINISM THE MOVIE
>strong girls have masterplan
>sell weed
>weed gets stolen
>new plan to make money
>sell themselves by throwing a party based on sexyness
>ugly girls get jealous turn on each other and want to quit
>the"old people" a phrases literally used every other sentence
>grow a conscience and unite the feminists
>everyone becomes friends feminism is awsome
>>69856629
Marvel could be progressive and cast her as fem-Juggernaut.
>>69866689
chloe is nowhere near as bad as quasimodo
>>69868182
Maisie has more of a woman's body
>>69868341
I wonder if you put chloe's head on maisie's body there might be a half decent woman there
>>69851783
How's Angry 'Gott Mit Uns' Birds doing?
>>69868471
I'd donate to that kickstarter
>>69853603
She looks like a passable Tranny.
![Chloe-Moretz-Brooklyn-Beckham-Hold-Hands-LA-May-2016[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zuihLdH.jpg "Chloe-Moretz-Brooklyn-Beckham-Hold-Hands-LA-May-2016[1].jpg")
Thoughts on Chloe dating pointless human Brooklyn Beckham?
>>69869106
>pointless human
They're perfect for each other
Maybe its just me, but I think she's more beautiful and hotter than Peyton List. No offense to Peyton, she looks great too, but I've noticed sometimes she'll make weird facial expressions lol Like a deer in the headlights type thing, like her eyes are glazing over like she's stoned or something. Again, no offense meant, as I used to be accused of the same thing back in the day in high school gym class (stupid jocks lol). Chloe looks like she might be a bit curvier, too, which I prefer on a girl, but its hard to tell.
But yeah, both look good and I have "borderline inappropriate crushes" on both lol Hot teens like them are pretty much the only reason to watch these YA flicks, am I right? I guess its that male fantasy of: the girls you wish you'd dated in high school/when you were younger/etc. Otherwise those flicks are just too cheesy to take serious. Can't relate to any of the characters. Which makes sense, since I'm way older, but I've also been accused of being a "man-child" (possibly due to undiagnosed developmental disorders), so... Guess I relate more to "dramedies".
Sorry for rambling, what were we discussing? Oh yeah - Peyton and Chloe are hot ;-)
>>69869106
Why do beautiful people have the ugliest children?
The Jolie-Pitts are twinks.
The Schwarzenegger-Kennedys are potatoes.
The Beckhams are uncooked squids.
>>69869702
>>69869106
shit taste desu
>>69868471
i wouldnt recommend it
>>69869756
>5′ 11″
>Father is 6′ 4″
>Manlet Genes.
Lucky him.
Do people actually find this attractive?
>>69867196
IIRC beaner is for Mexicans.
>>69869890
Yeah he's a little short but he still looks good
>>69851783
>>69869786
I'll take it
>>69869921
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*
>>69869921
do you not??? I would literally lick her ass cheeks right there if she let me
>>69869890
looks>height
that dude pulls more pussy then you ever will no matter how tall you are, and not because his dad is famous. 5'11" isn't short either, if he was a midget you would have a point. if you would rather be tall and ugly then handsome and average height you are retarded
>>69870176
>and not because his dad is famous
that's easily 60% why
>>69869106
Is that his real name or just like a DJ name? Horrible either way.
holy shit watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrx0EKdnuN0
>>69870327
it could be 60 percent because he/his dad is rich, but having famous parents isn't gonna do a lot for you
>>69863507
come on now, it's not funny anymore
>>69870592
It totally helps
>hey bitch, want to be in a movie?
>>69854236
>>69870860
good lord. getting finger blasted by him would be like a gangbang
>>69869921
Fedoras?
You I don't understand the love for them either.
>>69870399
That's his real name unfortunately.
>>69856365
I hope this becomes an A list Pasta. Keep forcing it pls.
>>69856561
Do you work at google?
>>69868471
Science should stop doing stupid shit nobody asks for and get on this inmediately.
>>69868471
>maise in chloe's body ends up being more talented and chloe on maise ends up in softcore porn.
>>69856561
There I fixed her.
regarding aging:
I'm not sure what to think about her upper body, but that ass is incredible!
>>69871423
There I fixed her.
>>69854479
What's a frog? Indians?
>>69851783
>her guts almost sticking out more than her lil titties
fucking gross but in a weird way
>>69871987
French, froglegs.
>>69871621
isn't this chick like 16 years old?
>>69872114
So?
>>69872114
She's 19. It's ok to fap to that booty.
>>69851783
Incredible tits.
She'll be fine.
>>69872283
you mean pecs
>>69851783
She was pretty bad in it. Selena would've been a better fit for the role honestly
>>69872535
i wonder what she looks like when she's 50
OINK OINK PIGGY!
GET BACK TO THE BARNYARD! NO MORE MOVIES FOR YOU!
>>69853589
you'r waif is shit
ITT
>>69853714
delete this
>>69853644
and also this
i am not warning you again
i am posting a picture of me from when i was arrested. i am not afraid of you.
>>69854504
just fucking drink orange juice jesus christ I hate that shit
>>69872968
t. poorfag
>>69872907
get some standards
>>69873021
>drinking "smart" water
>>69852898
She basically failed to grow any tits.
>>69873218
It's got electrolytes
>>69872968
>>69873218
what is smart water?
t: europoor
>>69873488
trendy bottled water
and the bottle is extra thick for extra plastic debris fields in the pacific
>>69873488
good lord
that picture isnt even anatomically correct
>>69861210
>>69861279
>>69861410
Why has no one posted here nude scene from The Knick?
>>69873567
so its just normal bottled water with a big price tag?
>>69873964
Because they are disappointing?
>>69853875
Well looks like we'll have the black ghostbuster for the 3rd reboot.
>>69853853
>>69852386
>>69852226
>>69852103
>>69873488
Do feminism makes them ugly of is it an excuse for being ugly?
>>69874837
I think it's a way to make people accept their uglyness
>mfw chloe got flack for being a slut shamer from that kim k tweet battle
>>69874837
Despite your terrible English I find myself agreeing with you.
>>69874837
wow she's supa smart
>>69875120
b-break me senpai
isnt she like the 4th lead?
how is it her fault?
you guys are pathetic
aww she ain't so bad, guys!
i mean she's got a little somethin'
>>69875606
Her empty teen head is the part I don't like
really, though--how could she play ariel in the little mermaid? her upper body is just plain mannish looking even by real world standards. maybe she could play a mermaid if it was a fish torso and human legs, but not the opposite...
>>69875559
She's built like a tank.
If you photoshop the face out, you could argue that it was a man
>>69875782
they'll probably do lots of angle shots, maybe even give her a shirt to make it more feminist
>>69875606
she's like mayonnaise
>>69856786
Underrated
>>69875606
just look at those powerful shoulders. i want her to carry me home like a baby and feed me some of her boobmilk
shes a man from all angles
>>69853589
shit waifu fag
>>69864738
>>it's a /tv/ still hasn't made fun of your waifu because nobody else even knows her episode
It's a great feeling. The haters leave her alone and the degenerate foot and armpit fetishists do too.
>>69875961
i guess if you angled it right you could maybe make it look like she's got a waist
>>69876118
Making fun of something she has no control over, real classy you fucking faggots.
>>69866448
Is it really coalburning if the woman isn't white either?
well we'll always have this image, broheims
>>69852093
Fuck how does he get those deltoid muscles. You think he does tren?
>>69876147
dem half brazilian jeans
THOSE TITS ARE A LIE
>>69872666
minus the tits of course
>>69854332
I was telling a friend, she really does just need to lift and hulk out. Just fuck it, man. Her frame is weird now without the muscle. She could become some kind of buff monster with those wide shoulders, and it would be amazing.
>>69851783
why she break up with kermit the frog?
please tell me my precious chloe hasn't gone black...
(secretly a cuckold fanatic)
>>69876338
It's called a bra, anon.
>>69876469
So when she's 50 she is still stuck doing b-movies and stoner flicks just like Coolidge?
>>69876523
yeah, a padded one
>>69852270
What's ikes role? Might give it a watch just for him. Was so pissed they made him the straight man in sisters.
>>69876509
>doesn't keep up with his waifu enough to know she's been BLACKED
you don't deserve her
>>69853170
Didn't they already cancel that?
>>69870133
She looks like the type of chick that has lots of uncontrollable warm spicy farts
So if you're into that, all speed ahead
