HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
i cried :'(
>>69849305
I got pretty teary eyed too, poor holddoor :'(
>>69849254
what a stretch, after all his name isn't Hoededor
>>69849364
his brain was scrambled
HOEDEDDOOOOOOOR
dem feels
Also is Bran a time-traveller?
Maybe he vistited the Mad King, and tried to talk to him, which actually made him mad, since he would hear "whispers in his head"
>>69849254
DABID, DABID
>>69851120
probably. there's a reason they showed ned's father. he will see throne room next, ned's father begging the king for rheager to release lyanna. Bran also whispers so.
It was a good scene, even if everything happening during and leading up to it was fucking retarded.
We didn't spend enough time with these characters (excluding holdodoor) to care about them, Summer's death screamed "THANK GOD, I'M SICK OF ANIMATING THESE WOLVES".
How are Bran and Meera going to teleport away?
Wait Is the new episode out?
>>69849341
And Summer :'(
>>69849254
bran is suck a fuckup
>>69852240
tomorrow officially but it leaked in 360p if you're game. Link is in /got/ general
>>69852240
>>69852283
vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
inb4
>I aint clickin that shit
Then you miss out CUNT
>>69849254
fuck me tears welled up in my eyes
>>69852587
https://openload.co/f/nvimSvnAsBU/got.mkv
>>69849254
wheres the gabagool?
>>69852215
>you have the mark of the night's king
>he will find you now
>get a 10 sec headstart into a snowstorm
if those stupid walkers didn't catch up with him next sunday then reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also wtf
>we're under attack
>let's have one last vision
>back at the the courtyard
>yeah, let's lose some time watching your dad getting on a horse
(farts)
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/25lk42/no_spoilers_what_does_hodor_mean/chiif6t
>>69849254
CAWMELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69853906
GABAGOOL?
OVA HEAH
>>69852962
upvoted :)
>>69853984
>tfw you are proud you noticed and found that line funny and then discover that others like it too
other than that, and despite my love for soprano posting, the Sopranos was the worst show and one of the most important ones in history. That and Sons of Anarchy.
Blatant glorification of mafia organisations, all based on "I did it for my family, therefore I am good". And what in hell could a mafia organisation like a biker club have anything to do with anarchy? Yeah, it wasn't like the vision of the founder, but what does the show imply? anyway, I 'm ranting.
>>69852800
The whole point of 3ER getting Bran into that vision was for him to warg Hodor and fry his brain.
HEY DABID
WE LEARN BOUT HODO IN OTHER EPISODE???? YA HE DEAD DABID
HE DEAD
DABID
HEDED
>>69854446
hodor's origin and death was actually pretty cool
The episode was up this morning in the Nordic HBO service. Enjoyed
>>69852962
>>69852962
They are so out of ideas that they had to turn to fan theories.
This show is so bad.
Three Eyed Raven is Bran from the future.
>>69852215
teleport with bloodraven dead is time either benjen or coldhands to save bran
>>69849254
I laughed so hard
You have done it again, meme magic
i cant believe they included fart jokes again
>>69852283
>get new episode a day early and wait more than a week for the next one
>wait a day, get the next one a week later
think I'll stick with waiting and not spunk my load early
>Hire Max Von Sydow
>Don't have him do anything interesting or give him any good acting scenes
JUST
The Nights King is Bran because Bran travels back in time
Ok. Legit question. Was this like last thing from books that they put into show. Like whole Hodor origin.
I geniuely believe that all this idea was too clever for D&D
Promise me, Jim
>>69856039
Clever? Not really. It's actually kind of bad and underwhelming
>>69856039
>hodor origin
>clever
are you underage or r3dditor?
>>69856125
>>69856107
Idk. maybe im retarded but I like it.
What was so stupid about it?
>>69856146
it was fanfic tier
>>69856146
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/25lk42/no_spoilers_what_does_hodor_mean/chiif6t
>LOL DONT COME BACK TILL U CURE STONE AIDS
wow that actually happened i saw the meme post first
hoooollllyyy fuck this show has gotten so god damn bad.
>>69854333
But y tho
openload link is down. anyone got a new one? vodlocker ain't workin
>>69856039
It's not in the book, and I've no idea how it could be. I don't think Bran can actually time travel in the books, or... whatever the fuck happened there. I also doubt they could escape from an army of wights in the books by holding a fucking door
>>69856146
It's not that it was terrible, it's just that I feel that it could have been so much better. Even those theories about Hodor being the name of the great other opposite of R'hollor are a lot better.
Children of the Forrest are literally DUDE LMAOS
I havent watched yet but ive read all spoilers, still dont know why they needed to scramble hodors eggs .... inform me
this is bullshit i haven't watched the fucking episode yet
>>69856375
your not missing anything
Im halfway through it and its fucking terrible so far.
This is making the dorne season look good.
>I COMMAND YOU TO FIND THE CURE TO CANCER
Just when I thought Dany couldn't be any dumber she proves me wrong.
>>69851120
i think its going to show the 3 eye raven fucked with the mad kings head
36 minutes before a decent scene
So now Jorah is going to travel the world spreading stone AIDS to everyone in search of a cure. Somehow i don't think Dabid thought this one through
>>69856455
Don't worry, she will get a fleet from Euron since hers burned down. She will probably kill Euron too since he is evil and knowing the "hardened" Iron Island "warriors", a couple of puppies should do the trick and persuade them that they have no chance.
>>69856515
The play shitting on Ned and Bob Baratheon was pretty good
I wonder what this show would be like if you just watched it from one person's perspective. Like if you cut together all of Jon's scenes and just watch that. Might be cool.
>>69856573
It was good till I was reminded of D&D's existence by another fart joke.
>>69856597
Yeah, that bit was awful. I'd forgotten it happened.
RIP HODOR
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279405
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279405
:(
How much more will/did Bran fuck up in the past that made it into their present timeline?
>no dragonhorn
>openly confesses to kinslaying, nobody cares because everyone in westeros who's not a main character is an amoral asshole
>let's a yara and theon steal the greyjoy fleet like an idiot
>White Walkers were created by Children of the Forest
What a cop out. Made no sense.
>>69856776
of all the nonsense in the show, I think the white walkers being skynet is most grrm like. not like he's a good writer anyway
If Hodor is the scrambled eggs then who is tossed salad???????????
Damn, the leaker is pretty retarded. Took me 1 minute to identify him. This gonna be expensive for him. His twitter is really cringe too.
Oh, and he's Swedish.
But Children of The Forest didn't make an alliance with the First Men to stop the common enemy, the White Walkers? Why should they create the guys who slaughtered them?
>>69856826
Jojen
>>69855924
Not the first time they hired a good actor only to fuck him over. Look at Doran.
How awful is Euron and his accent. He looks like a chubby scruff. He was meant to be dark and mysterious looking. And where was the fucking dragon horn.
Awful awful casting. His arc is raped more than stannis imo.
>>69856840
This. The mythology is more scrambled than holdthedoors mind.
>>69856852
>his arc
He has no arc in the show. He's only in the show to enable Yara to get to Meereen.
>>69856840
Because they're retarded.
Is HODADOR the new NARM?
>>69856852
Isn't Euron all but said to be a 10/10 would bang, not a chubby turdo
>>69856840
No. Who said that? The pact was to stop the war with each other.
>>69856852
He, like all men in this series only exists to be the antagonist to the strong women of the show. Euron is the enemy of Yara and Dany. Hence he will die in some spectacular way, at the hands of both of them. Yara will probably cut his balls off and he will then be fed to Drogon. Yara and Dany will then lesbo it up.
>>69856182
That theory was kinda close and was posted 2 years ago, wonder if D&D like that a lot and decided to use it.
>That actor who had to play Joffrey.
Would you take that part? Appear on screen for 2min, but have to show a close-up of your flaccid cock.
>>69856896
That's what I'm saying. In the book he has a great arc, dragon horn, warlocks, ship full of mutes, psychological warfare.
You would think he might even be able to seduce dany. Or at least win her other with his wit and intellect.
That's translates to chubby pirate is going to go to mereen and give Danny his chubby cock. Rubbish
>>69856182
Gotta admit this is pretty impressive
>>69856738
>openly confesses to kinslaying, nobody cares
Yeah what the fuck?
This was my only real gripe with the episode
>>69856840
The pact was made 2000 years before the long night. Your theory that it was to stop the Others is baseless
>>69856836
Found him too. My god his Stannisautism is showing.
>>69857018
>>69856738
They're Ironborn, complete niggers who don't give a shit about anything.
>lol let's go murder my nephews now
>fuck yeah! murder! we so cool rogue Vikings and shit
>>69856996
Simple minds are easily impressed.
>>69857031
CotF helped during the long night
>>69857018
But he paid the iron price!!!! everyone knows everything can be justified with that
>>69857086
I'm impressed he called the twist ages ago and almost got it entirely spot on , not with the twist itself.
People have been speculating about this shit for literally years and this dude was the only guy who got it
>>69857105
CotF also fight them in the show so there's obviously more to the story like they got out of control or something
>>69857075
>Still no mention of Damphair being a Greyjoy
>>69857144
Or the writers got it from him.
>>69856972
What the fuck was the point of that? DIsgusting drivel
>>69849254
was it autism?
>>69856836
link? How'd you find him bruv
>>69857552
At the end of the leak a Twitter notification pops up, telling that someone liked his tweet. From there you easily find him. I feel bad for him, HBO gonna rape him legally.
>>69849254
;_;7
This episode was fucking rad, seriously BRAVO D&D unironically for the first time.
LOL THEON HAS NO DICK
LOL HE SAID IT AGAIN
LOL VARYS HAS NO DICK
LOL SHE SAID IT AGAIN
(farts)
this show is so fucking garbage
couldnt stop laughing at the ending
this shit is worse than the last season
>>69857703
haha wow
just wow
>>69857703
what a retard lmao
>>69854333
And if he didn't?
Time paradox?
>>69854333
GODDAMN STARKS MESSING EVERYTHING UP!
HE BUILT THAT HODOR IN A CAVE... WITH BRAIN SCRAP!
Remind me again how this is fine but a woman's flaps are never shown on TV.
>>69858198
What the fuck were they thinking?
WHY?
Please someone explain this scene
>>69857954
HODEDOOH
>>69858222
Media coverage
do they have some weird obsession with cocks?
so much talking about cocks, big cocks, removed cocks and that shot of cock with two wards
>>69858198
Does it even have any kind of context whatsoever, or is it just "Hey, here's a cock because all our viewers are faggots".
>>69856233
time is a flat circle
>>69858222
It's a metaphore:
- guy is D&D
- dick is GoT
D&D hold dick pointing it at viewers, knowing they will suck it willingly even though it's flacid.
>>69858272
>COCK MERCHANTS
>>69856972
Haven't watched it.
Is that the same guy who played him? And why's he alive again?
I thought bloodraven was going to say "hello old friend" to the Night's King,expected too much.
>>69858330
All I hear is yakety sax
>>69858330
Stupid doge didn't watch 300. Could hold them easly by standing in this tight tunnel.
>>69858277
>or is it just "Hey, here's a cock because all our viewers are faggots".
Of course it is, the majority of people who watch GoT are normies who will share it all over their Twitter and Facebooks and SJWs who will write articles about the "equality of genital coverage" giving them free publicity.
Man fuck Bran. I hate that cunt. He ruined Hodor's life.
>>69852587
>vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
>all the spics asking for subs
>>69858330
For what purpose?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279729
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279729
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279729
>>69858198
>"Sweetheart why do you take screenshots of penises on your pc?"
>"BUT MOOOOOM why don't they show labia on my fantasy series for manchildren?"
>>69858386
No, you expected something, ANYTHING!
>>69858330
>D&D kill summer
what the fuck. fuck off with your shock value.
>>69858402
Do you know how expensive decent cgi is? They'll save a shitload for each direwolf they kill.
They completely ruined Euron.
>>69858391
>equality of genital coverage
But it's not. When is the last time you saw a womans labia on TV?
All you ever see on TV and Movies is bush and that's about it. This is not "equality of genital coverage"
>>69858198
>unmutilated
I wonder how many Americans are gonna be triggered tonight.
>>69849254
I thought this episode was legit 9/10
No filler, good progress and arcs for all characters featured, and a strong water cooler ending. Literally the reason the show was made in the first place.
>>69858430
>kill off all good actors
>kill off CGI characters
>ratings still go up
at last i truly see
>>69858386
So you expected something with no buildup, no followup, no foreshadowing or a good context? It would have literally come out of nowhere and go nowhere. I'm glad none of you cunts get to write anything.
>MURDER ME NIECE AND NEPHEW. ALSO HEIL HITLER!
What did he mean by this?
>>69858450
Is this really something we need? Equallity in every fucking aspect of out lives? We're fucked as civilization I guess, when unequal coverage of genitals in TV shows is a problem worth discussion.
>>69858281
REGINALD LEDOUX
Great fucking episode. Hodor is the most tragic character everrrr
>tree women throwing lightning balls at zombies
sigh what am I even watching
>>69858441
They didn't really. He's an interesting example of someone being such a joke of a character they're outside even [those useless fucks'] ability to make any worse. Here's a shamefully asscrawly cartoon of them.
>>69857703
This was laugh out loud hilarious. He didn't even blur it or anything. I watched it a couple times to make sure I wasn't going crazy. How could anyone be that fucking stupid?
Wonder how much she got paid to sit in that scene without a single line of dialogue?
I still love you Melly, that new hot fire witch is shit!
>>69858511
Why the fuck would he say "murder" instead of just "kill?" Why is he implicating himself
>>69858564
If Song of Ice and Fire does turn out to be closet science-fiction it will be forever remembered as a poor man's Book of the New Sun.
>>69854307
Felt the same with Breaking Bad. All those fucking reddit edgelords shitposting about how great the show is and how based Walt was even though he was a drug dealing murdering thug, and then angrily complaining like thirsty virgins about how much of a bitch Skylar was for having a problem with her husband being a criminal
>>69858564
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>>69858330
>SUMMER killed
>not getting the blatant symbolism , allegory and parable
Fucking /got/ watchers I swear
>>69858581
it's edgier. euron is edgy. the first storm and the last
>>69858400
go away andrei, no one likes you
>>69855601
hodor dies
children of the forest made white walkers
jorah gets banishedzoned again
>>69858616
Are you dishonest or just too stupid to use the archive?
Keep on knockin' but you can't come in!
Poor Willis. Because of that stupid cripple faggot Bran, this poor kid was braindamaged and lived the majority of his life saying the last words he heard before being ripped apart by zombies.
Is there any dire wolfs left?
>>69858723
Ghost
>>69858723
Nymeria and Ghost.
Show has forgotten Nymeria exists and rumors say Ghost dies this season
>>69858723
Ghost and Nymeria.
Nymeria is going to return with a huge pack of direwolves to shave the day, just watch,
>>69858759
He meant living, not metaphysical state
>>69858721
Fuck off Bran's based
>>69858777
>Nymeria is going to return with a huge pack of direwolves to shave the day,
Nymeria eats babies.
>>69858198
It's a set up for the next episode where Arya is going to put on the face of that actor, dip hie/her cock in the poison and make the actress suck him off.
Best murder ever.
>>69858721
>69858721
He had a recent scar when Bran when he was young in that shot. I assume there was an accident so Willis's brain was kibble anyway.
>Hold the door
>Ho -do -r
Wow, fucking hacks. I'm offended by how bad that was.
>>69858721
/a/-poster is right, this shit is anime tierI loved it and I cry errtime
>>69858805
Fuck off pedophile. Your cripple boy cunny is SHIT.
Hows the quality on the leak?
>>69858198
New contract details for Kelly C.:
> no tits anymore
> since Targaryen piss is the only thing that can cure greyscale, there will be a full frontal closeup of her giving Jorah a golden shower.
>>69858849
pun not intended
>>69858198
>bookfags in charge of paying attention
they've shown at least 2 cunts on this show you stupid fuck
>>69854942
This thought went through my mind, when he got to hold the fucking door. I would feel bad for him, but fire couldn't hold them, but fucking door will.
>>69858883
I watched it, it was good, dude's alarm goes off and his twitter favorites while watching.
>Twitter kills leaker.
>Twitter is now knighted.
>>69858846
How else will GRRM explain his character, you sloppy cunt?
>>69858846
Hol up
Yoo tryna say *smacks armor* yoo sayin we some kyna
MOOT'S KANGZ?
>>69858846
He was having a seizure. It's not surprising that he ended making a retard word.
>>69858849
No my boy cunny isn't shit
>>69858398
he was a pussy ass bitch nigga, his life was already ruined
>>69858966
He would have been king of the world if he could think and fight.
Fuck off cripple lover.
>>69858902
>they've shown at least 2 cunts on this show you stupid fuck
Prove it. You can't. And I don't mean some fuzzy shot of bush between legs.
>>69858996
>please spoonfeed me waaaah
nah
>>69856957
>die in a spectacular way
Like getting shanked by some scrubs in an alley like the "great warrior" Barristan
So how are they going to explain a little girl pulling a sled escaping a zombie army with only a 5 minute head start?
>>69858937
>>69858946
>>69858948
Time travelling into the past, possessing someone, making them spazz out yelling "hold the door" eventually turning it into "hodor". That's the explanation for his name/brain damage.
Bringing time travelling and other sci-fi elements into the show this episode. I don't like it.
>>69859020
>old man wearing cloth takes out 15 sandniggers in a cramped dungeon.
lol get fucked autist.
>>69859020
He's what, 65 by the time GoT starts? I'M SURE HE HASN'T LOST A STEP.
Some of you are grasping at straws.
>>69859015
>nah
That's what I thought you little cunt. Now be quiet.
>>69859026
Easy, downward slope.
>>69858222
>We want the female fantasy romance novel audience
>>69859049
Yeah, you're right, this is clearly the dumbest, most over-the-top thing the series has ever done
>>69859086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XX-QhzOviY
1:20, now consider yourself BTFO you whiny baby
>inb4 "that doesn't count for arbitrary reasons"
>>69859063
Still was boring as fuck and unimpressive
>I wasn't born to be king
>I paid the iron price and here I stand
nigga what?
>>69849254
NUMB ARM
>>69859134
>arbitrary reasons
Like her wearing panties?
>>69859109
In the books it is sort of implied that Bran could communicate with the past, through the Weirwood Tree.
>>69859169
The iron price is a concept in the culture of the ironborn, and their local religion of the Drowned God. Paying the iron price means seizing something from those one has defeated rather than paying or treating for it. Thus, it is a primary aspect of the "Old Way", the traditional lifestyle of the ironborn.
>>69859109
I didn't say that. I just thought this episode was extra stupid. I thought White Walkers were dumb to begin with (well the zombie ones), but now they've combined so many dumb things in one episode. Time travelling, white walkers, tree ladies, this shitty arya story that's going nowhere, ironborn, sansa "guess how he hurt me".
>>69859202
He didn't pay the iron price though
>>69859134
She's literally wearing clothes you pathetic shit. Have you never seen a vagina before?
>>69859202
wait what
>>69859190
>i'll just lie
ok then kiddo, doesn't change the fact that you've been BTFO for everyone to see
>>69859182
Hahahaha fuck I forgot about this
I miss old /tv/
>>69859233
Yes he did.
He came back to the Iron Islands and took them.
>>69859074
>Even now I could cut through all five of you like a cake
There was no mention of him being washed up or weakened. He was built up to be a badass murder machine for seasons and unceremoniously does in an alley
>Where's my niece and nephew?
>Let's go kill them
It's almost Shakespearean
>>69859250
Blind much? Or do you think she has blue and gold skin?
>>69859049
Magic - ain't gotta explain shit.
>>69859266
Balon paid the iron price
>>69859134
dubbing should literally be illegal
>>69859314
paying the iron price = taking whatever you want
>Most of the force walks around the tree because someone with common sense died and was rezzed.
>>69859314
The iron price is such a simple thing to understand you'd think even *those* useless fucks could get it right, wouldn't you?
>>69859373
what?
This actually might be the worst episode they have done.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE IRON PRICE
>>69859202
Makes you wonder what is the point of a kingsmoot and coming into a decision when you can just kill the king and claim it.... ironborne are retarded.
GILBERT KING!
>>69859134
>Being this wrong on the internet
You poor boy.
>>69859429
The ironborn are metal as fuck you just can't handle it cuck
>>69859395
The entire point of him holding the door was...arbitrary because they had like a sea of undead and it was one little tree. Tell me that a bunch of them didnt runa round it instead? Lets all file into the little tree and get bottlenecked.
>>69859500
>muh hindsight strategy
>>69859500
>hurr why didn't the zombies with literally no brains use tactics
Zombies smash in roof
Zombies go inside
No more zombies outside
simple enough for you?
>>69859545
Shouldn't bloodraven literally have hindsight?
So those are not visions, they are actually going BACK in time, only invisible and voices muffled so people don't notice them? Wtf?
Bran going back in time to make Hodor into what he is IN ORDER TO make the whole journey to the three eyed raven and then escape from there makes NO sense. Time travel doesn't fucking work like that.
>>69859573
>Time travel doesn't fucking work like that.
>>69859606
this makes no sense
>>69859573
Yeah, if we are in the current timeline. Why was he saying Hodor before? They better never "go back and solve something" with timetravel, because that would go against the rule they've just set. Stupid either way.
>>69858705
My fuckin sides
>>69859640
>Implying time is a sequence of events and not just one huge "now".
>>69849254
THIS WAS SO FUCKING SAD :(
>>69859644
The only way this makes sense is if there's somehow ''two timelines'' and the three eyed raven abandoned the first one where Hodors brain wasn't scrambled and Bran didn't get to him, so in the second timeline he made sure Bran scrambled his brain so Hodor could take him to him in the second timeline
>>69859640
Yes it does. X was always done. Bran didn't change the past
>>69859676
You are an idiot. There are no multiple timelines, if that was true he could just tell Bran to not climb the fucking tower and perv on Jaime.
>>69859676
There's only one time line. Its a stable time loop
>>69859724
>is if
>>69857957
>>69858023
>>69858578
Look at his extremely cringy conversations with that Dany fan"girl", hahaha
>>69859687
>Bran didn't change the past
But that's exactly what happened in this episode. He was told to go back in time to do that so Hodor became retarded and could help them
>>69859767
>But that's exactly what happened in this episode.
No it isn't.
>He was told to go back in time to do that so Hodor became retarded and could help them
How is that changing the past retard? It already happened.
>>69859640
get educated, faggot
https://twitter.com/Isaaaken/with_replies
Jösses. Vilken idiot.
>>69858198
How do you think the got Dany nude last ep?
>>69859754
Post the feed, I don't want to have to read the link in 240p
>>69859026
DnD cannot into physics time and logic
>>69859573
ofc it does
>>69859049
It's not Time travel, just the implication that there is no such thing as causality.
Pretty similar to the early interpretations of Einstein's theory of relativity, until they came up with the 'light cone' theory to make ourselves feel better about causality.
It's actually a very deep philosophical concept they encapsulated in a single word Hodor.
>>69859868
Well CIA did make it all the way to Moles Town in like what? A day?
i don't watch anime so idk what happened but does hodor die?
>>69859902
You underestimate his power
>>69859866
See
>>69859856
>>69859915
His name is "Hold the Door".
>>69859570
He can see the past, not the future
>>69859915
Yes, his entire life was ruined to hold a door for Bran and be ripped apart by zombies.
>>69859494
pfft your metal as fuck edgey faggots are gonna sail to essos and get BTFO by muh strong women ironborne are the ultimate cucks
>>69859866
@Isaaaken at Twitter
Trigger warning: maximum Stannisautism
What's the deal with Swedes and their obsessions? He is probably posting on /tv/, he has shared several EPIC 4chan lulz
They killed another fucking wolf are you serious
