>The villain rides around in a chariot harnessed to two giant flying beetles
>The "Gods" are 9 ft tall humans with literal molten gold in their veins
>Garard Butler speaks with his Scottish accent the entire movie
>The entire universe consists of Egypt
>Egypt is literally a flat circle floating in space.
>The sun god Ra lives on a spaceship
>So he can battle the space-worm that attacks nightly.
>Ra also has to "reel in" the sun, to make the sunset
>The fucking sun is attached to Ra's spaceship with a metal chain
The movie is constantly hilarious and a ton of fun. If SJWs hadn't shat on it for "whitewashing" or whatever there would have been tons of critics who enjoyed it.
7/10 literally not a bad movie at all
>>69846687
yup. Expect cult status in a few years. And maybe a fan edit with no Thoth.
>>69846687
>can you make it taller?
>panic.jpg
>I was just kidding
>>69846687
>>Egypt is literally a flat circle floating in space.
like dark city?
> special effects that look like art on a graphics card from ten years ago
>>69848739
Reminder that you neckbeards think this is okay but freak out about a black asgardian.
>>69848870
>I'm too fucking retarded to know the difference
>>69846687
sounds like if it was based on a primitive religion desu
>>69848870
I don't give a shit about either. The movie was ok and nothing special but worth watching. It was worth the four dollars I spent between my g/f and I to see it.
>>69846687
i enjoyed this movie in the same way as watching "Jason and the Argonauts"
i think there are too many faggot movie reviewers in the industry
>>69848870
I know what you're talking about but I didn't mind either of them
At any rate the effects were horrible but they had some nice ideas
>>69848640
spoiler tag shit like this fgt
i watched it with two of my friends yesterday (one normie, one semi-film fan but mostly pleb)
they both hated it, but i thought it was pretty fun
>>69846687
i mean, it's a very loose intepretation of Egyptian mythology. the spaceship is the boat that he takes nightly though the underworld passing though the 12 gates and fights off apophis who wants to eat the sun and ring chaos to the world
>>69848870
>movie made in a country composed mostly of white people
>bunch of white people in it
OH MY GOD THE RACISM!
>>69846687
This Egypt meme is truly the worst SJW have ever fabricated. Egypt used to be the most based ancient civilization ever. But now it's a matter of """"""""""""""controversy""""""""""""""""" because blacks never accomplished anything in their entire history so they want to rape Egyptians of their heritage. Ignorant, racist apes, tbqh.
>>69846687
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>>69850073
I believe there is a lot of room for an Egyptian Epic with an all or majority Black cast
>>69849867
it's only been out for 18(?) years anon
>>69850212
as long as it features egypt when it was controlled by the nubians then sure.
black people don't know what real egyptians look like.
see night at the museum with the mummy
>>69850073
It makes it worse because there's actual ancient Egyptian art that clearly differentiates between themselves and actual Blacks.
>>69846687
>The sun god Ra lives on a spaceship
>So he can battle the space-worm that attacks nightly.
>he
>>69848870
Egyptians basically look like tanned white people anyway, so it's no big deal.
>it's aneveryone comes back to lifemovie
I know I'm supposed to turn my brain off and enjoy the effects, but this ruined everything. Would have been 10x better ifeberyone stayed dead in a better underworld and the chad and the stacy went on to be together in the afterlife.
>>69850257
>>69850212
Real Egyptians were never black.
>>69850311
>>69850257
>>69850247
Most people aren't buying it anymore, for one reason or another.
>>69850247
-A- part of Egypt was controlled by Nubians for a relatively short period. Leaving that area and being anything but a slave is already disregarding history in lieu of a script. We wuz kind of kangz over a particular area, and honestly only a couple of us.
>>69850385
that's only because egyptains learned about racism from the racist roman empire, which was built on the backs of african slaves
>>69850479
Do you mean they learned about racial realism from interacting with wild blacks that lived south of their kingdom bathing in their own shit and murdering each other?
Blacks are delusional to claim Egypt as their own.
>>69850551
yes, i was wondering how i could insert more buzzwords into my b8
>>69850575
>hoodvibes
cull the black race
>>69850575
Isn't that a fictional character?
>>69850575
But we wuz kings n shit
>>69850651
Yeah, like Heimdall
>>69850575
Are there even any egyptians today who descend from the actual egyptians?
>>69850651
The point is that person in the picture is Egyptian, but he looks "white"
Because Northern Africans are caucasoids, not negroids.
>>69850589
I missed the part where any of that post wasn't correct.
>>69850703
I'd say anyone whose parents were born in Egypt are descendants of "actual egyptians"
You fucking idiot
>>69850713
What about Moors?
>>69850713
>Because Northern Africans are caucasoids, not negroids.
Unless they come to Europe. Then they are mudslime rapefugees
>>69850703
The Coptics, slightly. But even those bloodlines have been muddled quite a bit by bloodlines from the middle east.
The actual Egyptians we know from Antiquity don't really quite exist anymore. The same goes for the Ancient Hellenes too, they've been Turked.
>>69850703
Modern Egyptians are largely unchanged from ancient times, much like the English are still mostly Celtic.
>>69850703
Yes, modern Egyptians are pretty close to ancient Egyptians
>>69850747
>Moors
you've convinced me to pirate this kino
>>69850755
Egyptians wouldn't leave Egypt and demand free asylum and iPhones from Europe.
>>69850738
Are you telling me present day egyptians AREN'T stealth arabs?
>>69850813
I wouldn't call it impossible.
>>69850747
I heard there's a Black Moor depicted in the latest Uncharted game.
>>69850747
kek'd
Might just go buy this off Vudu then.. thought this looked like shit.
but that glorious cast
>>69850878
Egypt has been an Arab country since civilization began
>>69850813
It's the same muslim shitholes as the rest if the middle east
Once Isreal attacks them again for being uppity nignogs, they'll come here too to get their rape on
>>69850930
No it fucking hasn't.
this movie is "fuck you I like it" tier
thanks anon
>>69850703
Unlike what people would make you believe, not every war ends up with one side completely and utterly exterminated by the big bad guys. Kings and emperors need people to work and pay taxes. Dead people dont work and dont pay taxes.
Egypt was conquered many times, not exterminated.
The egyptians of today have changed language and religion but the genes are almost the same.
this movie was a piece of shit and you should be ashamed
>>69852529
Fuck off, Tyrone
>>69846687
That actually sounds great. Its a shame that this movie was buried by all of the SJW shit.
>>69846687
This movie is Tranformers-tier and if you think that is a good thing you belong on this garbage fire of a board
>>69846687
Wait did they actually make Egypt on a flat earth like the ancient egyptian's believed with Gods being flying alien like entities?
I gotta see this!
>>69848640
Because it's the same director, lol.
>>69846687
Yeah it's solid 5/10 summer popcorn garbage
Low score on RT != Good movie
>>69848640
Sounds like the flat earthers will love it
300: Rise of an Empire > Immortals > 300 > Hercules > Clash of the Titans >>>> Cucks of Egypt
>>69853539
Hercules was more fun than Immortals desu.
Immortals really fucked up how they presented the Olympians and Titans, but it was alright outside of that, yeah.
You also forgot Wrath of the Titans, which was slightly better than Clash outside of based Mads being dead.
>>69853358
B.O.B really wanted to love the movie but was conflicted with the lack of nigga Gods.
>>69853318
it's a more competent film than xmen IMHO
Recently saw this movie and thought it was pretty enjoyable. It's no masterpiece but it's fun and everyone involved seems to have a good time.
>>69850767
>English are still mostly Celtic
u fuckin what m8
