ITT: Critically-panned films you unironically enjoy.
>>69844071
BvS
>>69844071
I just remembered this old promo for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auffpz2E0GE
pls don't call me reddit
>>69844206
I won't, if you enjoy it then whatever, but this movie is terrible.
>>69844071
Until I was like 16 I had no idea people didn't like this. It's such good cheesy fun
>>69844506
Roland Emerich has never made a bad movie. 10,000 BC is his weakest, but it's still a 6/10
Used to watch 8 Legged Freaks all thr time when one of the movie cable channels would show it continuously in the early to mid 00s.
What a terrible yet somehow enjoyable flick
>>69844506
I like it too.
>>69844584
Agreed. I'd say White House Down is his weakest, but like you said, still a 6/10.
>>69844071
That's Scarjo at her prime
>>69844506
because of the mini godzillas.
>>69844506
"Size does matter"
what do you think they meant by this?
>>69844071
I have a lot of those.
Batman V Superman
Only God Forgives
Lost River
Synecdoche, New York (kinda)
Antichrist
>>69844733
Patrick Tatapoulos wanted to model giant dangling genitalia but since the framing would be at street level aiming up, they decided against it.
>>69844506
I LOVE this movie. I was shocked when I heard everyone hates it. Still don't understand.
>>69844206
I loved this movie when I was 13.
Some of the action scenes still hold up too, but watching it now the dialogue is way too fucking ridiculous. It was written by a jerkoff bartender who got lucky, and it shows.
>>69844206
I couldn't believe people liked this shit movie when I watched it.
it had more of a mixed reception than a panning but i love napoleon dynamite
>>69844113
I dont know if you are being a memeister but this is actually my choice as well
>>69844506
Roland Emmerich is like Michael Bay but with emotions.
>>69844071
What is it about unapologetic schlock like this that makes it work but something like Sharknado, while similar, is just awful?
>>69846560
But his father is a muslim
>>69846648
Love of the genre.
>>69846480
I've fapped to this a good few times.
>>69846560
Just think, he was the child of a Jew and a Muslim, he could have brought peace to the Middle East. Instead he brought America shitty movies.
it's actually one of the most underrated comedies of the late 90s
>>69847018
muh nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG9EDE_bnws
DA TURANTULA
DONT PLAY WIT MY SIDE I MIGHT STING YA
Was Turantula by Pendulum in this movie, or did I just make that up?
>>69846480
>>69846889
Sexiest/comfiest movie ever made.
>>69846648
Eight Legged Freaks embraced its corny b movie status whereas sharknado is realllyyy forcing it
>DUDE BAD MOVIES LMAO
![Van_Helsing_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3OsbsQH.jpg "Van_Helsing_poster[1].jpg")
>there are people alive who hate this
i wish i was kidding
>>69847890
More like Robert E Howard's Conan than the Conan movies were.
>>69847890
Fuck yeah, I just binge-watched like 8 of these. As in Rip offs of Conan but cheaper and usually italian. Fun as fuck
>>69844506
The people who hate it most are godzilla fanboys. They absolutely cannot stand the fact that their beloved monster hero was killed by missiles and made into more of a giant t-rex. They are basically children in adult bodies. Check out godzilla fan pages on facebook and look at the comments on posts that relate to this movie. They're truly embarrassing people.
>>69847842
I don't normally care for that anorexia look but there's something about Jovovich.
I recognize its a shitty movie overall, but i always have fun watching it. Plus, based Teresa palmer waifu
>>69844506
The KFC hand puppets oh lawd
>>69848203
One thing i really loved about Sword and the Sorcerer is Lee Horsley's Errol Flynn impression, cracked me up
>>69847518
No you're thinking of hero by Chad Kroger
>>69848496
Ah.
>>69844506
Its a fun enough monster movie my only complaint is its not a very good Godzilla movie. But then a lot of the Godzilla movies suck much worse than this did
>>69848313
I agree but look where you are right now, glass houses mate
>>69848435
Oh fuck I had one of them
>>69844071
I really loved Grown Ups. Fuck you to all the critic and people out there who hate it.
>>69847018
>>69847092
Enjoyable movies of the past
>>69847842
I can't understand why anybody would like this mess. Maybe if Milla had some more nudity in it but as it is its somehow worse than the worst of her resident evil movies
fite me!
>>69847803
>>69847842
These 2 are super-duper comfy schlock with good production values.
Fight me.
>>69844506
Loved it
>>69844677
AND THEN
>>69848708
Nah it was one of the many parody films of the 90s back when they understood how to do parody.
Those Date Movie faggot's killed the genre so now Marlon Waynes is the only guy making them anymore
>>69847803
>>69844071
Great films.
>>69844304
>the ending
I loved that movie
Showgirls
>>69848891
It wasn't panned by critics. Still a good moviebetter than Jumanji
>>69844206
I really like dafoe's character in this. Really over the top
the sequel was kind of disappointing t͏bh
scooby-doo
>>69844071
guy in front- "AHHH DAD HELP ME AHHH"
>>69844071
Green Lantern
Meet the Spartans
Adam sandler movies
Flash point 2007
Step up movies
>look up films I like that I thought might have been critically panned
>they were actually well received
watched this on the theater and thought it was actually good
>>69848891
>>69849241
Dude, 15 year old Kristen Stewart.
>>69844206
I love this movie for based dafoe and no one can ever change my mind otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85-2A0PHLIc
>>69844071
X Men Apocalypse.
Really enjoyed it.
>>69844506
This
>>69850064
WTF SHE WAS IN THIS MOVIE!?
I had no idea when I saw this as a kid years ago
>>69844071
I have no idea why this movie gets so much hate.
All the action scenes and that highway chase was solid gold with a kickass score.
The sex scene was good too
>>69853563
i always hated reloaded, but i just rewatched the trilogy last week and reloaded definitely stands out.
so damn stylish and that highway scene is so sick.
>>69853611
Good to hear someone was able to enjoy it.
>>69853611
Oddly enough,I also rewatched all three back to back about a month ago. They were far worse than I remember. The choreography was dogshit and the dialogue was a joke. Don't even get me started on the Reloaded CGI.Second Renaissance/Animatrix is the best thing to come out of the franchise imo
>>69853563
same as mate, it definitely has a different mood to the first film, doesn't mean it's necessarily bad as many, MANY people seem to think.
fuck i may even watch it tonight.
>>69853786
I should say that I did love the movies when they were new, tho.
>>69853786
I love the Animatrix
>>69853563
Totally agree. I rewatched the trilogy recently and this was better than I remembered, the third one is even worse than I remembered though.
Obvious answer
John Carter
>>69859802
>nam sdrawkcab eht
>>69844811
>Synecdoche, New York
It was not panend, what are you on to?
>>69853563
Besides some dodgy sfx it's only terrible in hindsight, with revolutions following it. It actually set up some really cool stuff that could have made for a fantastic third part. There was a chance to really fuck with things, particularly on a fourth wall level, and it was totally squandered.
I remember being on a matrix forum in between the two movies release and the discussion about what the final part could contain was fantastic because these concepts of the matrix fracturing, all our mythology being byproducts of its existence, multiple iterations, neo somehow using his powers in the 'real' world etc. opened up so many ideas which were better than the tribal rave, dull shooting robots that came out of a hole that we got.
>>69854780
Fucking love this movie
>>69844071
D R O P P E D
>>69848798
NO AND THEN
Watched it expecting it to be the worst movie I would ever watch, turned out to be one of the best movies I have ever watched.
>>69859802
Honestly, this movie is funny as fuck when stoned.
>>69844506
I saw that movie when I was 8 at the cinemas and didn't realise people hate it until about a year ago.
Did people always hate it or is it just some new younger generation shit?
>>69847092
Every body loves this movie you fucking druggo.
It's a 90's classic.
It was just such a simple, fun little movie and it didn't insult your intelligence like so many films of it's kind. How such an inoffensive film garnered such hate is beyond me.
>>69853563
Because it's a let down from the first movie
>Sex scene was good too
Confirmed for low test.
>>69844071
I read that as "EIGHT LEGGER FREAKS"
>>69844677
just watched this the other day, and I have to say, people hate on it way to much. The first 20 mins are legitimately funny, and afterwards there's a decent amount of funny scenes.also I think Ashton Kutcher is a great comedic actor
89% of critics are plebs
Fucking loved this the first time I saw it. There's a few cringe moments, but apart from that I found it to be really intense.
>>69862547
>Dennis Rodman
Lol is this like his space jam?
Fuck the pleb critics. This movie was every bit as good as the original with elements that surpassed it, too.
>That subway scene
>That ending scene
>The slaughterhouse massacre
>King Willie's skull being prepped
>The alien skull
>The improved score
>The superior Predator design
this film just looks beautiful
>>69854050
man i loved that shit in the machine wars where humanity kept being a dick to them before they freaked out and became tentacle fuck monsters.
>>69844506
this movie introduced me to the entire godzilla franchise so it holds a special place in my heart, even though it's not that good.
it does get way too much hate though. it's just a kinda cheesy monster movie, had this movie been called different it wouldn't get the same amount of shit as it does now.
Kangaroo Jack
>>69847803
i will never get the hate for this movie.
it's just a fun film about werewolves and vampires beating the shit out of each other.
also the werewolves look absolutely boss in this
>>69862210
It bothers me that the names don't line up with the actors in this image.
>>69863415
Have you ever seen a movie poster before?
>>69844071
Just watched it yesterday, far from a great movie but it doesn't deserve the hate i gets, it's a fun fantasy flick, journey to the center of the earth tier, and it's definitely not worse than Clash/wrath of the titans which are rated better than it.
>>69863525
I have. Though I very rarely go to the movies so I don't encounter them much anymore
>>69847803
It's a great movie, everyone who hates it is a pleb
>>69850064
This, she was one hot little piece of ass.
>>69863551
I'm assuming that's Gods of Egypt? All the hate it's getting is political.
>>69853563
Revolutions was kinda meh, but reloaded was fun as fuck, Neo against hundred Smiths and the highway chase/fight part were cool as fuck
>>69844506
I watched this movie so many times as a kid. I still have this on DVD still. But its objectively a terrible movie like almost every Roland Emerich mvoies. Even the not so terrible movies of his are only that way due to luck in cast or visuals or something, aka something other than Emerich's direct meddling.
A guilty pleasure that even now I have a hard time enjoying as much.
Dat Kelly Hu
>>69853563
Both are a big drop off from the first film (Revolutions far more than Reloaded) but after recently re-watching the trilogy they hold up better than how I felt back then. As the sequels stand they are solid action movies that simply lack that exceptional quality the first one.
Not panned, but received mediocre reviews and I thought it was fucking amazing.
![batman-una-historia-visual-de-sus-carteles_cana[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fmv9qSE.jpg "batman-una-historia-visual-de-sus-carteles_cana[1].jpg")
>>69844071
The movie is bad, but tell me you didn't enjoy Arnold's cold puns
>>69847803
I watched this like 4 times in a row in a car trip because we had those old portable DVD players and I didn't have anything else to watch or do. I don't remember anything from it but considering I watched it 4 times it must have been decent at worst.
>>69861811
Probably one of the most faithful video game movies, just in tone alone.
I still maintain that Uwe Boll should make comedies.
>>69863897
Still more enjoyable than any DC movie released since
>>69862210
Probably cos Clive Cussler has a massive bitch fit about it.
He wont allow any more movies to be made of his books cos of it.
>>69859802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZYrutVyZ-A&ab_channel=Vids
best scene
>>69863275
My fuckin nigga!!!!!
Took my sister to see it when it first came out and we still watch it sometimes.
>>69844071
I still don't get why did people hate this movie.
:^)
>>69844071
I always enjoy my scarjo unironically
Joe Dirt. This movie has heart, I love it. I'll never watch the 2nd one though.
>>69863894
I enjoyed this too. I thought it had some really interesting ideas.
>>69864210
Oh shit nigga, I forgot she was in that.
>>69862804
i definitely agree on the predator design.
and even though its not as good as the first one i still watch it from time to time.
>>69863894
No its shit but you're entitled to your opinion even though its shit
>>69863897
I legitimately prefer this to Batman Forever. Simple and dumb as it may be, all of this movie's problems are poor stylistic or tonal choices. Forever has objective faults in the actual story.
>>69846648
Because they ran with the concept and tried to tell a story with it, Sharknado was all about how fucking stupid can a film about tornado sharks can be and everything else suffered because of it, the acting and writing was beyond atrocious and Asylum cg is some of the ugliest I've seen.
>>69844071
this was a great movie.
>>69864363
Man I wish that had gotten a sequel, was such a brilliant movie.
>>69862804
>25% and 44% respectively
That's bullshit. Just a bunch of babies that can't deal with the movie trying something different. The whole concrete jungle setting was a unique twist on the concept, and they introduced a bunch of ideas to the Predator mythos that are still being used. Fuck knows if they'd even go ahead with the Aliens vs Predator comic if this movie wasn't made.
>>69844071
>>69844811
Good list
![270114.1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fQQ56TN.jpg "270114.1[1].jpg")
>>69864264
i didn't
>tfw scarjo gets spidersilk bukake'd
hoo boy
>>69844206
I loved it, glad to know critics are butthurt @ it
>>69864508
> Is in a movie fighting spiders
> Now most well known for playing Black Widow
Pure pottery.
>>69863897
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS
>>69864186
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76PFaGqG87M
>>69864605
my nigger
>>69846480
Is this "critically panned"??
>>69847803
Dracula and his brides sucked. They bought the overall movie down.
>>69864512
I don't think you know what 'butthurt' means, kid.
>>69844071
>>69863795
>posts a glistening Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
>>69844071
Usual Post-Apoc scenarios
>Zombies
>Nooks.
>Biohazard
>Aliens
>Massive Natural disaster?
This one? No nigga, Dragons.
![12209309_ori[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwYtbcf.jpg "12209309_ori[1].jpg")
>>69844071
Was surprised when I found out this was considered one of the shittest movies ever, literally why?
>>69865087
oh fuck yeah
motherfucking dragonapocalypse
fuck your zombie apocalypse btich we got dragons to deal with, and we STILL won.
i love reign of fire
>>69844071
This used to be all over CheatPlanet.com
>>69865075
Problem?
>>69865087
>>69865116
Good shit.
>>69865116
over hype and massive budget
basically not living to expectations
not bad movie t b h
>>69853655
I forgot how green that movie was.
Chris Farley + David Spade = Comedy gold!
I never got the hate for this film.
Pacing is a bit off, and Antonio is a weird choice for a Muslim warrior poet, but it still holds up well.
>>69865438
KILL WHITEY
Would you believe that this movie was almost universally derided when it came out? This and Predator, as well. People in the 80's and 90's didn't know how good they had it.
Strange Wilderness
>>69865087
hell yeah motherfucker loved this movie as a kid
>>69864999
Sure I do, just look at you : ^)
>>69865724
yeah i've seen a lot of classics that have been panned by critics when they first came out.
shit's wierd.
>>69844071
>prime ScarJo
>>69862210
It completely butchered the book. It basically has the same characters and location but that's about all they share.
>>69864950
>Dracula and his brides sucked.
>>69863897
Still got this on VHS. I got it for my seventh birthday and I don't think I could ever throw it out.
>gave me my first glimpse of the schoolgirl outfit kink
>awoke my redhead love
So thankful for this film.
>>69867049
I get it. Fellatio.
>>69866642
I sometimes forget that scarjo is only a couple years older than me.
Still the best representation of PKD in film
>>69844206
remove cat killing scene, movie is now 10/10
>>69865606
I didnt even know it was hated, I love it.
>>69867727
How the fuck can you hate the best scene in the movie?
I don't understand how people could hate this movie.
>>69848435
Oh fuck, this takes me back.
>>69862619
W R O N G
>>69865087
fuckin' great movie.
Pic related is a pretty great if conventional horror movie.
>>69844071
Got an erection watching the spider spinning scenes and it made me kinda excited just then, might be the reason I'm into vore and stuff now haha x
>>69844677
This is universally revered as kino
>>69844506
Loved it. It's a bad Godzilla film but still a great monster flick. Especially when you have Jean Reno in it.
The animated series only made it better.
>>69844071
I was watching this movie with my friend a few years ago and at some point they showed that mom character and my friend reacted to her by saying "Holy shit that kid should fuck his mom."
>>69847842
For the longest time, I thought the "Ultra Violet" on a lot of the Blu-Ray disc I saw at the store meant that they were giving away this movie for free when you bought the combo pack.
It isn't until recently that I found out it was some shitty DRM digital version.
>>69844689
That was the only shit part. Clear rip off of JP everytging else was classic tho. The foot print scene, based jean reno, mayor ebert, that godzilla reveal
Man of Steel
>>69873359
I can never watch this movie ever again
That was the most embarrassing tier date I've ever been on
>>69865724
>People in the 80's and 90's didn't know how good they had it.
They really didn't
If they had known what Hollywood would become, they would have eaten this shit up with a spoon
>>69853563
I loved reloaded when it came out, but i was probably the right age.
Nowadays i don't think and of the matrix films hold up that great, but reloaded is ok.
>>69854865
This. Watched it a while back and enjoyed it.
>>69873359
>Where would you go?
>not "When would you go?"
>>69865606
"how did you learn our language?"
"I LISTEN"
>>69862478
Pretty good.
>>69861811
0/10 no petition
>>69873359
The funny thing is that it was directed by H.G. Wells' great grandson.
>>69844811
>Synecdoche, New York
this was panned by fucking nobody
At worst you get 'it was not as good as his other movies'
>>69844071
>>69844677
>>69847092
>>69847803
>>69853563
>>69862210
>>69862804
>>69863795
>>69864241
>>69864456
>>69864605
>>69865438
literally all of these
pic unrelated
>>69848891
This movie was awesome, never realised it's base on Jumanji
BvS
Man of Steel
The Rover
>>69863551
It's so fucking bad that it's actually pretty good comedy
>>69864145
This was the shit m8
>>69844113
This
Also Valhalla Rising
>>69847092
anything Sandler did b4 mr deeds is enjoyable
>>69862826
I love the fucking soundtrack.
Hangover sequels
IDK why everybody hates the sequels?
i like them
>>69844071
Lauren Holly was hot in this movie.
>>69876289
Forgot pic
>>69844677
LMAO DUDE WHAT DOES MINE DAY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BGDBc9msV4&nohtml5=False
>>69863795
It's a glorious masterpiece
>>69867446
they're vampires retard
>>69876336
DO MY DISHES
>>69848313
More of a giant raptor, you mean.
But whatever.
I am of the opinion that this would be a great movie, if it didn't sell itself as a Godzilla movie. You are allowed to have American monster movies that aren't kaiju, you know, and if this movie went by any other name, it'd be a respectable example of the genre.
>>69862058
As you, ironically, demonstrate yourself, it's the opposite. People who grew up with the old Godzilla movies fanboyishly hate it, while younger generations who watched this movie in their childhoods like it.
Would've liked to see Louis C.K.'s version though.
Good as hell action film with awesome effects that Woo is known for
Also Talledaga Nights
>>69864605
I never understood the hate for this movie
comfy
>>69844071
It's a perfect b-movie. Comfy as fuck.
>>69844071
quick fact: Eight legged freaks was originally called Arachattack but it sounded too much like Iraq Attack and was considered offensive due to the war in Iraq.
>>69844071
>tfw the writer of this b-movie gem went on to ruin your other favorite b-movie gem franchise with 2 back2back shitty syfy channel tier ''''''''flicks''''''''''
fuck that guy
>>69877532
>critically panned
Say what?
This has like a 3 on imdb and has an episode of MST3K devoted to it, but I thought it was great and one of Oswald's best films.
>>69877936
The Rundown got good reviews you fucking retard.
Jesus Christ /tv/ is fucking delusional. You live in your own little fucking worlds.
>>69844113
Same
It has some of the funniest visual gags I've ever seen
>>69844506
The french squad is so retarded. Everyone is called Jean-Something except François, but that's because there's already a Jean-François in the team.
Some american fuccboi learns how to drift in Japan, what's not to love?The red Lancer Evois my waifu.
>>69844071
i fucking loved this movie
i saw it in the theater when i was like 10 with my dad during one of his bi weekly visits
>>69847803
its alright, the only thing that drags it down is the godawful CGI
>>69873184
I thought the same thing mate. Especially because one of the DVDs I bought actually DID come with Ultraviolet.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69844506
My associate agrees with you
>>69862478
fucking this
Boyle's most underrated film
I didn't see the first one and never played with GI Joe toys in my life, but I love it because it took all the stupid action movie cliches and turned them up to 11. So many dumb action movies are bogged down by trying to be semi-serious, but this one was balls to the wall retarded all the way through.
>>69862210
Was a pretty comfy film, no idea it was based on a book though. on a side note excluding Jurassic park why have all of Crichton's books been made into such mediocre films?
I do not understand the hatred this gets at all.
It's my favourite movie.
This and Postal proves that Uwe can make good movies
>>69879124
>Fallout New Vegas The Movie
>>69878315
It was panned? Having read the books it was "based" on it was nothing like them but it was a great film all the same.
>>69865774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0szww2NsqQ
>>69879179
>That
>Fallout New Vegas The Movie
>Not six string samurai
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