Host: Fred Armisen
Musical Guest: Courtney Barnett
penis
>tfw Californians incoming
We are have a thread. They fucked up by not using the proper op image but they we're still first.
How the fuck is it the finale already?
One more night until September, lads. Get your Pepe's ready.
At least it isn't a trump skit
>>69842052
Not yet anyway
>two snl threads
Which one do I post in?
>>69842052
>implying
They wouldn't miss le epic SNL bants on Trump for the season finale.
>>69842119
This one is more active
>courtney Barnett
Why do people like her?
What did snl mean by this?
>>69842183
Post modernism
>>69842119
Use this one, it's the actual proper general.
>>69842198
Zzzzzzzz
Ah, no Vegas showgirls or llamas.
What song was that?
>>69842198
RIP in Peace Bernie
Prepare for Empress Clinton
>>69842183
Because she's literally the only woman that rocks in a non-grating way.
>>69842183
>tons of critical acclaim
>album went Top 20 in America
>opened for Blur at Madison Square Garden
>got a Grammy nomination
I don't understand the appeal but somehow she's gotten really popular in the last year. She just sounds like an aussie Pavement/Pixies
WHICH CAST MEMBERS ARE COMING BACK? WHICH ONES ARE GETTING CUT?
PLS FIRE CECILY
>>69842235
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>69842235
No, stupid, get rid of Leslie.
Which they might do if and when Ghostbusters flops. I hope.
Why no llama, showgirls or Lincoln?
BUILD WALL
>>69842235
ayy fuck off ya cunt
Is this really the last SNL ever?
Which thread are we using?
>This is the last one ever
>*laughs*
That's not funny
>>69842211
Nutcracker suite
>>69842283
of course not
>>69842298
darn
>>69842286
This one won't have autist trip chad
I was surprised that Fred acknowledged his shitty reputation with women on the Maron podcast.
He must really be into degradation
Will Carrie be on?
>>69842296
Because Hillary is a nutcracker.
>>69842321
Can you give me a tldr of what he said?
SHITTY MONOLOGUE ALERT
>>69842321
What did he say exactly? I've read he's a complete dick off-stage.
>>69842356
at least it's not a musical number
>>69842343
More likely than not.
>mfw nobody knows who liberace is or what he sounds like
rape
>>69842235
>PLS FIRE CECILY
No.
Fuck no.
Can Leslie and bring back Noël Wells.
Is this funny? Is this funny? Is this funny?
No.
What the fuck is going on?
Arminson sounds like 70s Woody Allen
>dat Mr Show plagiarism
>>69842321
And he's literally a dick to a random woman in his monologue top kek
>>69842356
Nah, this is actually very original
>>69842419
a not very funny parody of one-man shows
>>69842439
I don't want original. I want funny
This is the guy that raped those women.
>there are literally people who think this won't be the best show in years
come on.
>Courtney Barnett
Fuck I thought it was Barns Courtney
who the fuck is courtney barnett
Damn, Ghostbusters looks good. We gonna watch that /TV/?
>first commercial is Ghostbusters
Ugh.
>>69842439
Original yes
Funny no
Reminder that if you don't go to see Ghostbusters you're a misogynist man-baby
ugh
>>69842446
>parody of one-man shows
Well, I am glad that SNL is sticking to the fresh material.
>>69842401
>Can Leslie and bring back Noël Wells.
Make it Abby Elliot coming back instead and I'm on board.
Reminder: If you don't think Ghostbusters will be the comedy of the century, you are a misogynistic white male who is literally raping women.
this show is going to be a long one...
>of course they have to air the trailer during the show...ugh
>>69842477
what?????
>>69842476
In 41 years, there haven't been many great monologues.....it has always been the last thing they write.
I want original......or at least very good standup like Louis CK
>Michael Mcdonald
could be good
>>69842493
She's a depressed, disappointing clown.
>>69842499
I'll be there, wanking in the back row.
red pilled bird
>>69842510
I think you mean Nasim
>>69841899
The worst recurring sketch of all time
>>69842493
Aussie half spoken half punk.....I actually really like her based off of the two songs I've heard.
Look up "pedestrian at best"
>>69842510
Why did Abby get canned so quick? She didn't get many memorable characters but I always thought she was a great stage actress. She's better than some of the shitters they kept around over the last few years.
>>69842533
>like Louis CK
>>69842578
Shit taste
I want a meatball salad. Now.
Shalon?
>>69842510
Abby Elliot is such a qt
wtf is a meatball salad?
why would you taint meatballs with lettuce!?
>>69842579
She looks mildly attractive so she had to get booted. Makes the uggos and dykes they keep on tap look terrible on contrast.
>>69842547
That works too.
>>69842559
butthurt Californian detected
>>69842593
I'd give her my meatball salad if you know what I mean.
>>69842559
Who is Garth and Kath?
>Kyle Mooney
Can't he just die already?
>>69842380
>>69842321
>>69842354
>>69842429
I actually saw Fred at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and told him Portlandia is my favorite show but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snickers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the snickers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical 'infetterance',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each candy bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by groaning really loudly.
Can not to wait to see SJW twitter outrage at this white bitch playing a Native American lady.
>>69842579
Fred used to fuck her and she probably went crazy when he dumped her
>>69842606
you mean like how there's lettuce in fruit and potato salad
Wow so they are making fun of the white guys who made america into the country it is nowadays? they reach a lower level every week.
#whitegenocide
>>69842637
That will be the joke
>>69842637
>Cicely
>White
>Pete's rape face
>>69842615
Not even american, you dingus
>>69842609
Aidy and Leslie are the only unattractive current cast membersShit I'd still have sex with Aidy tbqh[/spoiler[
>Armisen's from Long Island
Long Island produces so many comedians and they are always the last person you'd expect to live in Long Island. I guess that makes sense though.
>>69842595
Definitely a nice surprise from the fappening. Tame pics, but that kinda makes me respect her more.
>>69842625
Mooney just replaced Armisten with the way their humor is
>Cecily will never sit on your face and make jokes about the size of your dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqw527ivrQE
superior Indian skit
>>69842637
No, these are the evil white people who made america. SJWs wo;; ignore.
>>69842646
so a meatball salad is literally a bowl of meatballs, but they call it a salad?
I can get on board with that
>jokes aren't funny but people are laughing because Fred is
This isn't funny at a--
>Kyle Mooney
Oh, that explains it.
>>69842694
Now you're getting it.
>>69842593
>The fat girl fat joked herself.
>>69842624
At least it was only 2 or 3 minutes in the weekend update. Californians sketch usually go to more than 5 minutes and it feels like hours
This is fucked up. #whitegenocide
>>69842675
>Implying any of us wouldn't
>digital short is a commercial for a shitty samberg movie
OH SHIT IT'S SAMBERG
>SNL ruins the entire joke in the last 5 seconds
>whole premise is one guy isn't gay when the other is
>then suddenly he decides fuck it, I'm gay
Hey, Andy! This just picked up.
Lel
Of course they would shill their shitty movie
>SNL digital short
I hate Samberg so much. Every thing he does or says is pure cringe.
Jesus Christ, he's still doing this? It's 2008 all over again.
>digital short used as commercial for new Samberg movie
OI FUCKING VEY
This is not funny at all
>that qt backup dancer nigress
god dammit
Also what the fuck am i watching
this is why muricans are so hated...
They're trying to make a cartoon out of bin laden's death. fuck obama.
Boy the US military sure did give it to Bin Laden after spending trillions of dollars over a decade and losing thousands of lives.
>parents visiting
>mom is dying of laughter during this sketch
kill us all allah
Vannessa looks good in this
Cultural appropriation at its best.
Superior Osama Bin Laden skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miJSxfrJ-a4
>it's all an oculus rift ad
god dammit
>>69842810
alleged death
>>69842814
You must be a pretty fun guy to joke around with
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEY LORNE I HAVE A GREAT IDEA! LETS MAKE A DIGITAL SHORT THAT HAS A WORD WE CANT SAY ON TV SO THE VIEWERS HAVE TO HEAR AN ANNOYING BEEP OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Reminder this ugly, untalented jackass Samberg is married to Joanna Newsome and has sex with her everyday
>vanessa will never tell you to terrorize her pussy
Matt Damon is Bourne again? What happened to she's a slut man?
>>69842839
this. no body? bullshit. In 50 years we'll find out it was faked
>>69842814
>the US military spent all that money in the Middle East actively looking for Bin Laden
Don't be so naive, anon.
>>69842739
That's why I felt so bad for Taylor Swift during SNL40. Not that she was ever going to be truly funny, but she had one of the toughest assignments of all time.....as a non actor trying to contribute to a one joke sketch in front of the toughest audience of all time.
>>69842814
The most efficient war of all time. Taking out the governments and installing democracies in 2 shit hole powerhouses half way around the world and only losting a couple thousand men in doing so. We should have just taken over the natural resources and put in some puppet governments.
>>69842401
>>69842261
Leslie Jones ain't goin nowhere
The politics of needing a black woman on the cast are too great, especially for how much shit they've gotten for not being "diverse enough" the past few seasons. They'll just cut all of the shit white men and replace them with more shit white men next season
>>69842893
Americans actually believe this
>Mooney in another sketch
no good can come from this
>>69842839
epic! we got literally every muslim militant group to play along and kept bin laden from releasing more tapes! epic!!!!!!
fucking retard you are.
Those awesome democracies.Hey, add Libua and it is three! And three is greater than two.
Fucking Mooney agian
>>69842872
in 50 years he'd be dead anyway
ANOTHER MOONEY SKETCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69842944
>implying Bin Laden wasn't on the payroll the whole time
>kyle mooney
Second sketch of the night ruined
Not even Sudeikis can save it
oh shit time to get raunchy
>>69842920
So promote Sasheer some more. She can tell jokes.
>sudeikis is here
IF HADER IS HERE WE MIGHT GET A WHATS UP WITH THAT
PLS
>>69842938
you want to prove otherwise? The taliban was BTFO in afghanistian and saddam's government and military gave up even quicker against us.
SUDEIKIS
>MOONEY IN TWO SKETCHES
AT LEAST SUDEIKIS IS HERE TO SAVE US
Aidy has some biggass arms.
This sketch is nothing but degeneracy
>cigarette not even lit
ITS TOTTENHAMS MANAGER
>it's a tranny sketch
With Sudekis here, we're one Bill Hader away from getting a new WUWT?. Please god make it happen.
>>69842999
i just want another ESPN classic
Another winner.
>>69842944
never said someone else or something didn't kill him
they took out the former leader of isis in an air attack, released picture
>>69843011
You don't smoke inside someone's house, you inbred.
If they're gonna do Garth and Kat on Weekend Update, they might as well do Two A-holes as well. Both of them are here today, why not.
>>69843011
you can't smoke indoors no more
I think SNL actually got redpilled. they acknowledged Venezuela being fucked by socialism.
not the guac
>>69843066
they're also showing trannies as attention seeking debbie downers
I think Aidy is getting aroused
>>69843074
RIP Yeb!
jfc aidy is a disgusting specimen
>>69843031
Need Forte for that
He ate the guac off the shoe!!!! The madman XD XD XD XD
>>69843043
speak your mind you beta fuck.did the US also fake the moon landings? you need me to prove that wrong for you too?
>Aidy's rolls in that dress
this totally might've been something Danny and Billy would have done way back in the day
Good grief this shit is more gross than funny.
>>69843057
Can confirm.
Got kicked out of a kid's apartment for drunkenly lighting a cigarette indoors a few weeks ago.
vanessa never cracks up
This is amazing :) :) :)
I was neutral towards Fred when he was a cast member, but this is making me really hate him.
armisen is a pro at breaking everyone in the scene
Corpse Party!
Ok, this was a bad episode to watch with my parents
>>69843104
of course they did
they didn't bother to go back since then and not a single other country has done it either?
>>69843127
nobody likes cigarette smoke stinking up their home
I would like to officially claim Vanessa Bayer as my waifu, if that's okay with you guys.
SJW's
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
This is what liberals want in the bathroom with your young daughters.
Sudekis is one good looking man, goddamn I'm jealous
>it's already midnight
hour and a half show?
>snl cast doesn't laugh during any sketches all season
>some actual funny former cast members come on the show
>laughing everywhere
Captain, my Captain!
>>69843153
You'll have to get through me, motherfucker.
The audience hasn't been feeling none of these sketches. They really need a killer for the finale
>>69843153
We've all seen her naked.
Someone post the pic if her nude on stage.
>>69843159
+ this
Wow a Dead Poet's Society parody, how timely
>>69843175
It's always 90 minutes.
>>69843175
always has been
>>69843201
She is literally perfect.
HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEDS
>>69843199
>>69843233
> she
>dead poet society
I haven't seen this movie in ages
>>69843141
Yet literally no astronomer has claimed we didn't get there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aXuQ9Dg2gE
get over it kid. if your country has an science program they use those reflectors we left on the moon.
is this going to go somewhere?
oh
well there's that
how the fuck is this a comedy sketch......oh.
Where's the joke?
HOLY SHIT
I was waiting something to happen
Holy shit! Best skit in months!
oh snap
>obvious joke
ok, that was a funny twist
I was NOT expecting it to go that way
Oh shit.
Holy shit, they just redeemed the whole night.
Oh god why did I laugh so hard?
Alright, I'll admit. That was pretty funny.
All right SNL, you got me.
simply ebin :^)
That was Lorne letting Fred doing what he wanted, wow.
Damn, skinnyfu
>>69843260
It was there. It came quickly.
what happened
>>69843201
looks way too much like moot to be fapable
>>69843277
i thought he was leaving because he diddled some kids or something
>le smug GE man
That was bretty good. I was wondering what the "V" in TV-14-DLV was going to be.
That was pretty good.
Also these GE commercials are really making me hate that company.
anyone got stream?
that was pretty grotesque
God damn, SNL actually made me physically laugh
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that didn't see that joke coming from the first time they showed the angle with the ceiling fan
Fucking plebs go back to your capeshit
>>69843311
stop
>>69843333
No. Global Rule 11. You want to get this thread deleted, faggot?
>>69843326
Try this.
>>69843199
WUT
Given Fred's love for indie rock, I wouldn't be surpised if he used some pull to get Courtney Barnett on the show. While she's big in the indie/alt rock scene, she's not popular enough in the mainstream to play SNL on her own and if you look at the musical guests this season and that of season finales in years past (Rihanna, Kanye West) really sticks out like a sore thumb as being kind of an unknown.
>>69843334
In the tradition of Monty Python and Dan Aykrod-era SNL
>>69843333
yep it streams for free from the air without a computer
and now comes the "eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" posts
the bit about dead poets society was legitimately funny, I didn't see that coming.
The bit before it with Fred Armisten being sexual in drag for 5 minutes? What the fuck? Not funny at all. I think he had a boner btw.
i'm a really squeamish man and normally am pretty sickened by that tipe but that was very fuckin funny holy shit
>>69843341
Fuck you.....you didn't see that coming or you would have posted that shit ITT.
>this is a 10 in ausfailia
>>69843146
I deserved it, I know. Someone just handed it to me so I lit it. Also while I was smoking it he was talking to a girl and a guy about how he "would totally consider buying a fleshlight" so I went up to him, cigarette in hand, and said "you look like a kid that would use a fleshlight." And he started freaking out, like flailing his body around in yelling in a high pitched voice like "shut the fuck up! who the fuck are you! why are you smoking in my room! who are you! Jacket kid! All you have is that jacket! Why are you wearing that jacket! That's all you are and all you'll ever be! Jacket kid!" I didn't know what to say back because I thought it was so weird that he was calling me jacket kid so I finished the cigarette on his fire escape and left. I later heard a story that he got poop on his dick after ass fucking a girl in the streets of Naples. Coincidentally, he is (was, after tonight) an NYU SNL intern for this season.
what the fuck is this shit
a female pavement cover band?
This chick is a slob and she mumbles.
>look up GE Predix
>it's another shitty Platform as a Service offering
I hate tech 3.0
>>69843359
the one on the right a dude?
this isn't terrible
G-L-O-R-I-A
