Why the fuck is superman so angsty when he goes home to this every night?
I mean god damn
Mortal cock cant satisfy a woman like her. She deserves big Kryptonian cock
because if he comes inside her, he'll blow her head off.
go read "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven.
thank you, milo manara
>>69841770
She's 10 years older than him.
>>69843221
Every time he's just about to cum Pa Kent shows up and does the STOP INVINCIBLE SON thing
He then talks about how powerful the horse ejaculations were
>>69841770
Why would superman bother with such and old hag? He could be balls deep in fresh cunny from around the world every day and no one could stop him.
>>69843221
That doesnt make any god damn sense because his fucking fluids arent super pressurized.
Semen isnt launched with a fucking catapult muscle thats enhanced by solar rays.
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>>69841770
Post more momfu
The lack of pictures in this thread is disturbing
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>>69846305
She has no shame
>>69844032
Because he's not a degenerate.
Some really old one, she's aging more than fine, with a kid and everything.
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>>69846423
>ywn have a 10/10 italian housewife to come home to after running the mafia
jdimsa
>>69846305
goddess
>>69841770
sups is able to pull a giant boat through the artic, lift the shuttle (or whatever) of a rocket ship, fight zod, batman or doomsday without even breaking a sweat.. Do you think he ever.. you know.. cum? He could literally bang her for days.. She could die from super fucking.. I mean, isn't the whole point of sex that at some point it ends? I guess she has to tell him when she had enough , but isn't that kind of sad? She's basically fucking a human dildo, he probably doesn't get any pleasure and/or satisfaction.. Clark Kent really is the super man , he has the upper hand even with sex.
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>>69846547
I'm sure the only things that could make him is his own hand, or Zod's, or doomsday's, or Bizzaro's.
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>>69846547
Following this, wouldn't kryptonite give him the power to be pelasured?
All he'd need is to fucking keep a wad of kryptonite in the closet, and when it's sexy time, pull it out and keep it near him, do the deed, then put it back.
>>69846881
That's why Batman and him are super friends, Batman provides Superman with the much needed Kryptonite gas (just enough to make him more human like) , quite ironic since most people using cyalis or viagra want to be less human and more super human .
>>69846987
Must be awkward to ask your friend if you can have sex that night.
>>69841770
I've slept with like 30 attractive chicks. Many of them multiple time. I don't really care about sex as much as I used to. my worries usually preoccupy me
>>69847105
Well knowing how superman is the text book version of a boy scout, he clearly goes through all that trouble just to satisfy Lois, I believe he really loves her, human emotions are not his problem, his physiology is...
