Just saw angry birds movie ask me anything
How accurate was this?
>>69822179
>>69822179
>>69822179
>>69834792
Why?
>>69834873
because I'm not a shut in like you
How /pol/ is the movie?
How angry dem birds?
>>69834944
But why Angry Birds?
daily reminder
>>69834792
Was it redpilled? If it is actually redpilled will liberals cry over it?
>>69834792
Why did you choose to see it?
>>69835600
it makes so much sense
>>69835490
Because I have a lot of disposable income and can watch whatever I want.
>>69835600
The Coexist sticker needs to be added to this
It's basically the smoking gun
>>69834792
did you just saw angry birds movie?
>>69834841
>>69835600
>Patton Oswalt thinks he will be making fun of the "evil gamergate neckbeards"
>is actually in an anti-Islam -counter propaganda piece where America is the hero
>>69834792
Is hitler in the movie?
>>69836711
unlike counter-coulture, counter-propaganda is just propaganda
>>69834792
What trailers played before Angry Birds? Was there a Pixar short before the movie?
>>69835600
dude, time to find a real job
>>69836711
>neckbeards continue to delude themselves
o i am laffin
>>69834792
Were Adolf and Jospeh portrayed in an accurate way?
>>69835600
Just watched the movie, this is pic is way more accurate than you think. The movie is an overt allegory for modern Europe. The Eagle just sits around and relives his glory days listening to 80s music. The leader of the pigs is named Mudbeard. The pigs are caught fondling and molesting eggs in a statement about pedophilia among refugees, and when the red bird complains he is literally told to respect the pig culture and not be a bigot.
>>69836979
b-but muh neckbeards!
DELETE THIS
>>69836979
Mudslimes
>>69836979
>The pigs are caught fondling and molesting eggs in a statement about pedophilia among refugees
oh boy
>>69836979
What the heck is this? Some sort of meninist political statement attempting to vindicate male anger? In a kids’ movie? Maybe men shouldn’t make movies…
If there was any doubt before
But is it a good movie?
>>69836979
pls be true
>>69837317
>Literally nobody fell for your shit bait
>>69837361
holy fuck, the memes are real
>>69834792
Did it cause you to go on a mass shooting.
Best traditionalist kino of the year 2bh
>>69836892
>>69836857
RASHEED
>>69836531
But do you have disposable time? Have you accomplished everything you want in life and are now filling the hours until your death with the most asinine dreck imaginable? I can't imagine anyone with a modicum of taste would make a conscious effort to see Angry Birds.
And yes, I realize I'm posting on /tv/.
>>69837317
I get this reference
>>69837361
Holy shit
Did you get a good interest rate on the loan for the popcorn and soda? Mine was pretty high i also got candy and nachos too though.
>>69836531
Should have watched Nice Guys instead
>>69836979
seems deep for a children movie.
Everything about this movie genuinely baffles me, what a time to be alive.
>>69840127
I don't get it.
>>69837361
holy shit
It was a fun movie, I liked it. They overplayed some jokes. 7/10
>>69837361
I don't follow..? Is that suppose to be like a gas chamber?
>>69842945
Every part of the coexist sticker has been altered except for the islamic crescent
It's supposed to be the back of a car
>>69843063
ohh i see. thanks senpai
>>69837361
Hory Shiet
>Pigs start building Hamnesty International
If the anti-muslim subtext is for real this could actually be the best Vidya Movie ever made.
Still not as good as the Mario Bros. Movie though.
>see /co/mblr talk about the movie
>they get triggered and cry /pol/
>>69837361
BASED FINLAND, AUTISTIC MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
you are all cucked by niggers
Simply ebin
>>69836762
The red one
>>69837361
You can't get away with this
>>69835041
still waiting for an answer...
>>69850777
dem trips doe
you go boi!!!!!!!
>>69848421
I'm australian. Black people are like unicorns here.
Very based movie
More redpilled than London has fallen
BASED SUOMI FOR NOT GIVING A FUCK
Abos not black?
>>69850901
Abos not black?
>>69851169
>>69851140
lol, I don't live in the middle of the Simpson Desert so I never see them. Those guys are seriously rare as hell in most of the country.
>>69834792
i saw it too, it's shit right ?
>Haha we have a kids movie subtly hinting at muslims that will show Ahmed raping my five daughters in the other room
Are Europeans mentally ill?
>>69851741
Finns, definitely. Have you ever been on /int/? They might be more autistic than the Japanese.
>>69851878
The script for the movie is written by an old Simpsons writer, so you can't blame this on Finland.
>>69851912
>an old Simpsons writer
how old? Back when the show was good?
>>69851972
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Vitti
From season 1 and onward.
>>69851972
He wrote Mr Plow, so he's one of the great ones.
>>69852021
>>69852056
Interesting. Does the movie have any appeal outside of /int/ memes? Is there good writing anywhere?
>>69852021
TIL The Simpsons' writer who did the clip shows used a pseudonym.
>>69834792
Will this movie make back its advertising budget in Reichsmarks and NEET bux or is it doomed to fail?
>>69852236
Kids love this shit.
I was at the theater and at the ticket booth there was a family. The father asks for "One adult and two children," and the younger daughter holds up her stuffed rabbit and says "And one bunny!" It was super cute.
>>69852419
your pedophilia is showing
>>69852419
>and one bunny!
My heart melted a little bit, then immediately refroze over again
>>69852419
I want to marinate that bunny in semen.
My semen.
>>69852460
The fact that you would see that in something so innocent says a lot about your worldview.
>>69834792
How red pilled is it?
Do they prove the angry young bird wrong at the end and that the pigs just wanted to safe guard the eggs?
>>69852554
Read the plot here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angry_Birds_Movie
>Do they prove the angry young bird wrong at the end and that the pigs just wanted to safe guard the eggs?
Doesn't seem like it.
>it is revealed that all of the pigs have survived Piggy Island's destruction, while Leonard is hatching a new plan to steal the eggs.
>>69851140
>>69851169
They are genetically different from Africans
>>69852584
New York Post is mad.
Smartphone apps don’t particularly lend themselves well to political allegory or satire. But that’s precisely what the makers of this fitfully amusing animated adaptation of the once-popular game seem to be fruitlessly attempting.
Rebelling against Bird Island’s liberal, everyone-gets-along philosophy by acting out, cardinal Red (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) is sentenced to an anger management class led by Matilda (Maya Rudolph as the closest thing to a major female character).
His classmates are fellow avian rebels against political correctness: Chuck (Josh Gad) and the literally explosive Bomb (Danny McBride).
Red is the only one who’s suspicious when a band of seemingly friendly singing-and-dancing green pigs (immigrants!) led by Leonard (Bill Hader) come ashore. And, sure enough, Red’s proven right when they steal the birds’ eggs (the unborn!), and set sail for home to feast on them.
So Red and his pals enlist the help of the egotistical and more-than-slightly Trump-ian Mighty Eagle (Peter Dinklage), who at one point takes a lengthy leak into a lake.
Our tantrum-prone heroes follow the pigs back to Pig Island — where they rescue the eggs and, taking their cue from Ted Cruz, proceed to bomb the intruders back to the Stone Age. Parents of 5-year-olds, you have been warned
>>69852419
>these replies
never change
>>69852667
holy shit
>>69852667
What the fuck.
Did they let some senile old man review this movie?
He's all over the place.
>>69852667
'everything I dislike is Trump' is my favourite normalfaggot meme of 2016.
>>69852833
Donald Trump is the new face of American conservatism, like it or not
THOSE GOYS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>69852877
I'm not American so I don't care. I want him to win though, meme president for a meme country and all that.
>>69837361
Finland has memed us again.Great way to create discussion about your movie tbqh.
>>69843063
It's a banana.
>>69851621
You haven't been to Melbourne then.
>>69852877
>American conservatism
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>69853151
I am from Melbourne, or at least, around it. Guy who delivers the post is abo, but that's it. And when I do go into the city every now and then it's all Chinese as far as the eye can see.
man how does sony do it?
>>69852667
>>69853215
You must have selective sight
>>69853388
Really, where are you seeing them?
>>69843063
>islamic crescent
>"bird foot"
really?
>>69853480
>>69853480
u piss in my bum. is nice
>>69851741
Don't cut yourself on that edge, weebfaggot.
>>69837361
THOSE CHEEKY CUNTS
Animal Farm for the 21st century.
>>69835600
the third picture with the pig looks like Jontron.
>>69843063
The C is a feather
>>69834792
How was Tyrion as the Eagle?
>>69835600
How does the Eagle USA allegory fit into all of this? Besides the Eagle being a national icon?
>>69855965
because the US won't do anything unless they're directly affected, as is the case in most european wars
>>69856076
why should we?
>>69856112
Nobody said you should. He just said it's an allegory for the US.
>>69852667
>pigs literally steal the children in order to eat them
>he's more angry that the birds go back to rescue the eggs
?????
>>69837361
ITS ALL TRUE
HOLY SHIT
>>69856112
>how is the eagle allegory for usa
>actual reason
>Waaa why should we
retard
>>69856112
>le kneejerk reactionary defensive american face
>>69857368
>implying i'm the same anon that asked that question.
We got our own immigrants to deal with. You faggots were Nazis, fight your own fights.
>>69857507
Retarded post anon.
Guess its true what they say about American education.
Get memed on libcucks
regards Funland
>>69857568
>begging dumb Americans to fix your problems
>>69857733
Are you seriously this retarded?
The point was about Europeans not wanting you.
What a fucking retard you are.
>>69852419
There's no way it's going to make back the 400 million they spent in advertising.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-angry-birds-sony-20160517-snap-story.html
>>69852598
lel
>>69858142
the real money will be made in the games
>>69858178
Then why make the movie in the first place?
>>69858197
The movie IS advertising.
>>69858197
It's their patriotic duty to redpill their fellow europeans
>>69858249
What for?
Angry Birds has been the most popular smartphone game for years now.
>>69858282
Its popularity has been fading for several years now.
I thought I'd never see the creation of a red pilled children's film, I thought white kids would be forever inundated with liberal, kike propaganda that teaches them to hate themselves and their race, religion and culture.
Then Angry Birds came out.
>>69855862
Post of the day
>>69852667
the butthurt is real
>>69834792
how was it
i want to see angry breads
>>69852107
>TIL
>>69858853
Said the memer.
>>69852919
>anti-immigration propaganda is Number One at the box office
/pol/'s meme magic is working again, I bet they weren't expecting it to be this film
>>69836531
Why would you want to watch angry birds? Are you some kind of a brain dead amoeba?
>/tv/ will pretend to like this shitty movie because they actually think it's redpilled
Whoever made that image should get a huge fucking bonus for being a genius at marketing.
>>69861765
Things most definately point it all out to be redpill, it has too much context for it not to be.
Angry Birds is not even popular anymore, the movie is a sort of last hurrah.
>I'm redpilled!
