>go to the my local theater
>get my ticket for Captain America: Civil War
>say thank you to the cashier because I'm a polite young gentleman
>get a small popcorn and a medium drink
>add a little of my homemade hot sauce to my popcorn for a little kick
>watch the movie
>the movie was not bad but I still had a fun time anyway
>throw my trash away because I hate messy theaters and I respect the staff for their hard work
>leave satisfied
I love movies so much you guys!
>>69832069
>>69832069
>add a little of my homemade hot sauce to my popcorn for a little kick
You jerk off in your popcorn?
>finished browsing /r/film and decide to go on /tv/ and post my daily redditor JUST thread
>other redditors join in
>browse the GoT threads and pretend like I actually care and understand what's happening even tho I just watch GoT because the girls in my Women's Studies class always talk about it
>see A Deadpool thread and decide to go see it
>its hella fu*king epic!
>a Muslim walks into the theater and babbles about Allah
>big explosion
>I go home to post about how Islam is a religion of peace on 4chan
>walk through my door
>Ahmed is beheading my wife
>Abdul is raping my daughter
>I put my tokens in my computer to access the internet for an hour
>pay another token to view porn of The Queen
>finish tapping
>get beheaded for not throwing away my pork
>mfw British cuck
>>69832069
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>69832174
Dumb frogposter
>>69832241
wisslpb?
>>69832545
>>69832544
Very nice post.
>>69832069
You sound like a polite young gentleman.
>>69832069
>When you are that 1 in a 1000 being picked out for penis inspection while visiting the movie theater
fuuuuuuuuuuuu lol xD
>>69832241
wisslpb
>>69832069
dumb frogposter
>>69832781
>inb4 mods ban me because I'm actually on the frontlines battling reddit while they're jacking off to futanari-on-shota rape doujins
>>69832519
>I just watch GoT because the girls in my Women's Studies class always talk about it
the fuck is wrong with you, bud
>>69833057
I'm British
>>69832241
wisslpb?
Dumb frogposter.
>>69832069
>Go to local theater
>Ask for one ticket for Civil War
>"Are you waiting for someone sir?"
>N-no just m-me
>Cashier start laughing
>Other members of the staff and people on the line behind me laugh too
>Suddenly everyone starts getting out their respesticve movies to join and laugh at me
>Then a large black man comes from the crowd
>He starts raping me
>"At least you won't be a virgin anymore white boi"
>Everyone claps and laughs at the same time
>When he finishes the movie has already ended
>Didn't get to see it
Fucking theaters
>Go to local theater
>Old owner charges me $5 because, "You'll always be a kid, anon".
>mfw I'm 22
>Buy a popcorn, all sizes are $5
>Going to see Cold War
>Theater is pretty full, everyone chatting quietly.
>Movie was good, everyone was cordial and polite
>After movie linger before going to bathroom to avoid lines
>Owner in the lobby doing inventory for the evening
>"Whatcha up to tonight anon? Was thinking about putting on old film version of episode V with some other patrons, wanna join?"
I'm gonna miss when this guy dies and some asshole takes over my local theater :(
