Thoughts on Neighbors 2: Waifus Rising
>>69823351
only waifuable person in the movie is sadfu
typical dude bro "comedy" made for underage teenagers like yourself
I'm rock hard mate thanks
>>69823389
>>69823367
What happened? I thought everyone here worshiped Chloe
>>69823351
honestly none of those girls is better than a 6/10
>>69823351
how much full frontal is there
I'm counting on /tv/ to webm all the good bits so I don't actually have to go see this garbage.
>>69823351
>sorority movie
>cast a diverse group of frumpy average girls instead of nothing but hot cardio bunny stacys
dropped.
>>69823442
Only the people with garbage taste
>>69823389
Men don't like looking at slutty girls in bikini's?
>>69823452
seriously desu. cheerleader effect in full force
>>69823351
I'll take the tall one on the left
the rest can fuck off
>>69823442
She was cute when she was 13 but she got ugly as she got older
Plus shes a confirmed coalburner
>>69823485
I'll take 3, 4, 5 and 6 right there in the front.
>>69823389
Not even man. I'm somewhat of a dude-brah but this was too PC to be funny
>>69823442
The director of this movie should be given an award for making her look remotely attractive. Especially in that bikini scene I could not believe it was her
>>69823466
>hot girls only in move for like 5 minutes
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69823351
>le inclusive sorority with girls of all body shapes and sizes
what the fuck
>rolls
>tacky bikinis
>facebook angles
throw in a duckface or two and it would be >white women in a nutshell
>fatties the sorority
>nothanks.jpg
>>69823499
hot
>non-whites in a sorority
lol ok
>>69823499
yeah so when she was underage and 4chan loved her and now at eighteen years old, she's ugly? I just don't see it man, she's still waifu numbah one for me.
>>69823389
it's SJW as fuck. le funny weed man even tells a literal MRA to fuck off.
>>69823849
>yeah so when she was underage and 4chan loved her and now at eighteen years old, she's ugly?
That about sums it up
>>69823351
selena is gonna age terribly. still a a solid 8/10, though
>>69823653
that's why they take a house off campus. they are fed up with the patriarchal oppression and especially the law that sororities can't throw parties, they have to go to frat parties and take dick.
>>69823653
That's how most of them are now you never set foot on a college campus faggot. My frat had hog night every year where we would have a mixer with the most "progressive" house and see how many fatties we could bag. Shit was so not cash because apparently fat girls have personalities that match usually.
>>69823946
>Shit was so not cash
Ok I kek'd
>>69823906
pedophilia is not ok
>>69823466
>>69823653
>>69823695
>>69823775
Found the NEETS that have never actually seen a real sorority or left their basements and think what they see on TV is reality. Sororities are not all hot bimbos looking for dick anymore, sadly.
>>69823351
All of them look unremarkabley average.
>>69823351
EY YOU CUTE ASS WHITEBOI WE HERE FO DA MIXA GET OVER HEAH AND LET ME SMELL YO DICK!
>>69824137
In my experience this is true, but I also go to a small university in an average city. If you go to some place like ASU you'll definitely see sororities and fraternities that are straight out of a Hollywood fantasy.
>>69824218
Lmao what the fuck
>>69824137
Exactly, sorority girls are fucking disgusting.
You have to be a pretty big piece of shit to pay for friends and a social life as a guy, but you have to be an especially sad, sad, desperate, insecure person to do so as a female.
>>69824218
D-drop it like it's h-hot m'lady!
>>69824215
This is the objectively correct rating.
>>69823351
The comedy was okay like in the first one but all that fucking feminism talk fucked up the whole movie. Extremely much of that shit and also that one racist joke where they all not laugh but actually get srs and say thats not funny was cringey asfk
>>69823367
this desu
>>69824218
>tfw black women love me and paw at me everytime I see a group of them and we're out
The fuck, I'm a skinny white guy. Why is 200lb. LaQuaneesha sitting on my lap and rubbing her huge cocoa butter titties in my face?
>>69823351
American """""""""women"""""""""
>>69824218
why the hell are they too sweeting the camera, WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE BITCHES KNOW ABOUT WRESTLING
>>69823849
Flat chest (dfc only applies when she has a slim build) and mannish shoulders
Its not just that im a pedo, she objectively aged poorly
>>69824218
Black sorority girls are super thirsty for white dick. There was a saying at my fraternity that you weren't officially a man until you had split the black oak.
>>69824218
>Why you comin' home, five in da mornin
>>69824218
>>69824663
Kliq rules galz!
>>69824729
I would destroy the two on the left in the first line
>>69823849
JUST
>>69824729
Would fuck every last one of them.
>>69824137
>california
There's where you dun goofd
Who /ASU/ here?
>>69823499
>>Plus shes a confirmed coalburner
Not a problem.
>>69823679
Hey bro misogyny is not cool anymore. White women are a disenfranchised group brah
>>69824889
she looks better here than about 90% of pictures of herstill would tho lad
>>69824889
still fucking gorgeous mate
>>69823909
Not really
>>69824971
ASU has their fair share of uggos and non whites. Last I checked they have like nine all black sororities.
>>69823946
>hog night
Why is this not a bigger thing
>>69825118
>>69825149
>>69825254
How young are you?
>>69824137
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69825254
Most frats do something similar. Slumming it is a college tradition, and the ugly bitches just act like they don't know what is happening because they want Chad penis.
>>69825260
man, that's some sad shit. if she knew how to dress, had any style whatsoever, and covered up some of that, she's still be considered hot. but, damn, that's some look the other way type body.
>>69825260
She's as fat as Ariel but without the boobs
>>69824930
Even teenage opra?
>>69824385
Which one? The burres cameo? That was pretty funny
>>69825359
Fun fact, if I could kidnap ANY woman and I knew I had a guaranteed 100% chance to get away with it, I'd throw her in a burlap sack and drag her off
>>69825411
>>69825260
hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
>>69825359
it's not fat, it's body type. Chloe is shoulder heavy and narrow-waisted, like a guy, which is why she's an instant turn-off. Ariel is feminine in her porcineness, that's why everyone wants to tap dat ass. both have pretty faces, though.
>>69825260
>black guys will fuck this
Lmao y'all thirsty ass motherfuckers
>>69825420
This
>Pretending to have standards on a taiwanese tapestry board
>>69825260
>smartwater
Why would they hire the fat one on the left in the pink?
>>69824137
Bottom left and dead center could get it.
>>69825507
Hey, I'm white and I will fuck literally anything. I fucked a fleshlight in my Grandma's attic last night while looking at pictures of my dead Aunt. Do you really think I'm gonna turn down a living human?
>>69824218
I'll pass and go to the MAGA house.
>>69825420
This desu
>>69825591
WILLIE A CUTE, A CUTE!
Im gonna be honest
It was fantastic
Nice and tight comedy, the improv was on point
It didnt waste your time by being too long
It got in, did its job and left
Everyones on their A game
Its funny as FUCK
Past the first meh 10 or so minute setting everything up, had a real laugh evrry 5 minutes
The first one is unwatchable compared to this
>>69825574
every sorority has their token fat chick. not even kidding. funny thing is, she's often the one that gets laid the most when dudes strike out with the hotter ones but still need to ram something.
>>69825260
STILL hot
>>69824501
Why are you complaining?
>>69825591
Would smash almost all. Starting with the black girl in the bottom right
>>69825260
Nice to see all the King's horses and all the King's men finally managed to put her back together again.
>>69823351
Why do white people have such shit taste in women?
Wow, fake blonde chubby douchebag cunt, that's a woman I not only want to fuck, but have her bear my kids
And dont say the fucking american media ir something, it applies to slavs probavly more than anyone else
>>69825394
ESPECIALLY teenage Opra.
>>69824137
>Found the NEETS that have never actually seen a real sorority or left their basements and think what they see on TV is reality. Sororities are not all hot bimbos looking for dick anymore, sadly.
we're talking about an R rated sex comedy, not a PBS Newshour special
show some tits
>>69825842
And they were talking about real life you fucking moron.
>>69825584
>while looking at pictures of my dead Aunt
Was she hot?
>>69825876
that post is in reply to
>>sorority movie
>cast a diverse group of frumpy average girls instead of nothing but hot cardio bunny stacys
>dropped.
jesus christ anon
>>69825877
Not really.
>>69825411
>wasting free pass on scarred tits
>>69825752
>tfw an image i made gets used correctly in a thread
thanks anon
>>69825411
Tell us your secrets, anon
>>69823351
not a single person in this picture would be more than a 5/10 in scandinavia
Seth Rogen needs to be gassed.
>>69826063
Yeah, none of them are boys.
>>69826143
>Yeah, none of them are boys.
Holy shit.
>>69823442
I usually don't even say things like this but she got a great deal uglier as she got older. Just bad luck.
>>69826143
scandi guys are also like 10x more attractive than NA slobs too even if you disregard every single american male more than 20kgs overweight.
but real talk though, ofc the rest of the world can't compete when the vikings literally raided the entirety of europe and kidnapped every 10/10 girl they saw to use as breeding stock. History is brutal but i'm enjoying the fruits of their hard work
>>69824137
confirmed for never coming anywhere near a college
there's a reason they have tryouts lol
>>69826454
You're fucking stupid. Go be liar around someone who hasn't already proven you wrong you fucking loser.
>>69823351
>those skanks, slags, and sluts
>waifus
I feel sorry for you.
>>69823351
only reason to watch it is chloe
chloe-kino rising
>>69826454
I posted a picture of a sorority at the college I go to you dumbass.
>>69826759
>posts some academic sorority girls with specific goals can only get into
>look guize it's like this everywhere
Seriously bitch?
>>69824729
holy shit
>>69826452
Sure thing, Abdul.
>>69826063
None of them are more than a 5/10 in America
OINK OINK
>>69825503
>it's body type
>believes in somatypes
retard pls go
>>69826454
>I get my knowledge about world from meme movies for horny teenagers
kys
>>69826846
Be honest, when was the last time you set foot on a college campus?
Protip: If he answer anything other than more than twenty years ago or never he's fucking lying.
>>69824729
>frat boy
>>69827013
>soma types =/= body types
>all people have the same body measurements
Retard pls go.
>>69827116
At least fratboys get to use their dicks unlike you. Also saying all guys in frats have small dicks is just retarded, end your life you /reddit9tumblr/ faggot. I'll be busy fucking that girl you stare at everyday.
>>69825546
>>Pretending to have standards on a taiwanese tapestry board
But that's the only reason for this site existing.
>>69826454
>>69824137
Small universities that are engineering or liberal arts focused tend to have small Greek Life, and thus the people you find in each organization's chapter are more diverse because there just aren't enough 10/10's or jocks to comprise them. Larger fraternities with huge greek life presence tend to be much more exclusive despite having larger memberships. Take Florida State's Pike Chapter. There are about 200 of them and each one is essentially what you would consider a "Frat star". You can say the same for most sororities there as well.
>>69827196
why lie, I'd definetely have sex with each and every one of those women, and im sure most of you would too
>>69827196
Girl left of Gadot, Selena Gomez, elle fanning, and Asr are mine
Everyone else can FUCK off these 4 have been claimed
America must be the worst place to live in the world.
>>69827412
Nah, I get ASR. I'll beat the shit out of you if you try to argue it too you little fuckboi.
>>69827431
>worst
That's a strange way to spell "best". It's okay though, as a third world piece of subhuman trash english obviously isn't your first language.
>>69827431
College life in america beats anywhere else in the world mate. Our chapter had a british guy who was already a grad student rush and eventually get initiated, it's actually fun here.
>inb4 paying for friends/paying for something other than education
>>69823351
are American women really this fat
>>69827431
Why are so many Europeans on /tv/ constantly trying to convince themselves that America is terrible? Is it an inferiority thing?
>>69828210
Not all of them, but your mother is. You're much fatter than them too, I guarantee it.
Plan on seeing it tonight and I don't care how shitty it is, I adore Chloe that much.
>>69827568
Yeah, American colleges are always full of foreign students, even though they're always way more expensive than the native schools.
>>69824137
The whole point of the movie is that these are the "rebel" feminist sorority girls who want to be disgusting and subvert gender norms. They're not supposed to be the hot ones.
>>69825591
What the fuck is that thing that's three to the left one up from Donald?
>Mfw this >>69824729 looks hotter than these >>69823351
>>69824137
>>69823452
You are an idiot. I'm gay and I can tell those girls are hot.
>>69825260
>Smartwater
For what purpose?
>>69827196
Who's bottom left and bottom right?
>>69823351
>they will never pile ontop of you
>>69825931
lmao
>>69825260
strong deutsch genes catching up
>>69830787
she's not funny and pretty normal looking, not sure why you care about her so much. p sure this is a shill post
>>69825260
>Buys a 5 dollar bottle of tap water
>Still throws a bunch of shit in the bottom
>>69823351
Cheerleader effect.
>>69824729
>>69830994
also maybe the one in the middle up top
>>69824137
Maybe at a small school. Top tier ororities at large state schools look like this.
JUST
>>69831039
>all feminists
b-but muh ugly feministmeme
>>69831063
she looks fine there. would definitely lick her thighs
>yfwn be an alpha chad at an SEC school
>Hollywood couldn't piece together a better group of girls than actual sororities can
>>69831118
>southern sorority girls
>feminist
lol, nice try
>>69823351
does this movie take place in Wisconsin? those are some fat hoes
>>69824888
What do you mean by destroy? Kill them? Destroy their reputation?
>>69824137
>that one chick who's eyes are three times as red as the others
She's gonna fuck you into her vagina, then absorb you.
>>69825260
hahhaahahaahha
>>69825260
hahahaahhaahah
>>69831378
He's insinuating that he would have rough sex with them. He thinks that stamina while masturbating == stamina while fucking and assumes that he could have sex for over 9000 hours, but doesn't realize that his penis would probably not even function correctly in the presence of a woman.
>>69831199
>>69831153
>>69831039
>these are 10/10 girls in america
>>69823499
wait, chloe got BLACKED?
>>69823499
She is dating Beckhams kid, how is she a coal burner. Go back to /b/ with your cucking fantasies.
The feminism in this film was off the fucking charts
the partt where zac efron doesnt responds to his friends saying "bros before ho's", "dont say that man, its not cool to say that anymore", was fucking cringe off the charts pathetic, ruined the film
>>69831153
>SEC
>alpha
>>69828551
yet they are hot, apart from pig face emo.
they even get all slutty and are all size zero so my dick is diamonds
3rd from left is literally the perfect body type.
10/10 would blow my load in her mouth.
>>69824218
Goddam that girl in the front looks like a Klingon. She has like a 6 head.
>>69824889
Her problem is she has more boy genes than girl genes i.e. more testosterone than estrogen. Man hands, man shoulders, tiny tits, man feet, no ass, huge torso, etc etc. I mean foreal man, what the fuck happened
>>69825784
>people not posting the hotness
>>69834404
>liking trannies
>>>/lgbt/
>>69834404
Those nipples are photoshopped right?
>>69823442
She turned 18 so /tv/ didn't have a child to jerk off to anymore
>>69834848
is this a meme I don't know?
>>69828282
They're really insecure.
>>69835381
Look at her fucking face, moron.
>>69835381
>>69823881
Is seth making sjw movies because he's butthurt over that mra guy owning him on twitter?
>>69823351
some of those girls are way too fat to be that confident
>>69831063
Built like a German oven.
Awful. DUDE WEED LMAO and feminist bullshit the entire movie. Story line with babby Franco being a faggot shoehorned in for more SJW points.
>>69824663
Please have sex
>>69823351
if its anything like the first one it will probably be god tier bro comedy like 21 jump street
also everyone who is acting like all those girls arent attractive are literally gay. every last one would get it
>there are people here who went out and paid to watch this movie
good goyim
what is the difference between underwear and a bikini
>>69835450
>>69835428
Really?? Just her face?
She has male ish features.
Lots of men have female ish features
In fact a lot of fashion models face is nearly interchangeable between male and female with only hair style and makeup being the noticeable difference
That being said I would wreck Bella Thorne
>>69835758
not everyone here is an angry man child who hate watching movies with hot girls in it
>>69835054
Nope.
>>69827196
ASR JUST SIT ON MY FACE ALREADY
>>69835054
>>69825591
>trump supporters
If you want to fuck a retard, just go to your local public school and find a downy girl
>>69835450
She legit looks like a tranny.I'd fuck its boipussy though
>>69835820
cuck
>>69835752
>if its anything like the first one
People ITT are clearly saying it isn't.
>>69835531
>Is seth making sjw movies because he's butthurt over that mra guy owning him on twitter?
What happened? Someone out bantered him or something?
>no female nudity
>two scenes with male nudity
>muh feminism
Nah mate.
Nah.
>>69824137
There's always the 1 uggo sorority
2/5 movie. The first 10 minutes was so fucking funny. But then they basically did a paint-by-numbers rehash of neighbors 1 with none of the human elements that made the first movie so fun. I feel like they wanted to make a movie and someone fucked them over somehow. Like you could see threads of a bigger, wackier plot that somehow got cut. I saw the police duo running into a cop car in a military jeep in the commercial but that wasn't in the movie
There was a moment where zac expressed concern about being valued once the "war is over" and i thought that was really poignant being the child of a veteran.
Alsoo Zac was looking right in everything he wore. ;^)
>>69832006
Every single one is at least a 7 if you're being VERY conservative.
>>69836582
how much of a cuck faggot do you have to be to have seen this movie. Seriously? I know you didn't see it with your guy friends. So what woman cucked you into the movie
>>69824501
Hi.
>>69836782
I like dick. And I have no friends.
>>69823351
>that obvious Gomez sucking in her gut
I thought some jokes were really funny but overall, the whole thing was so fucking half-assed.
I will say, I thought it was cool that Franco was suddenly gay in this movie, and it wasn't for the sake of a joke or added drama. It was just like, "oh yeah. He's gay now".
>>69831153
>>69831039
>tfw went to SEC school
>the girls were so fine I would have to stop walking to class at many points during the day just to appreciate the fact that nature made women this pretty
I miss UF.
>>69836826
damn right in the feels. I was a degenerate drug addict, so fucked off all my normie friends. Then when i quit i was forced to fuck off all my druggie friends. Leaving me with, well, no friends. Ah well
>>69825359
>dat hospital wristband
>>69825411
I... I probably would too.
>>69825359
That's not even fat, just a little chubby. Chubby girls are great in bed and they almost always have tight pussies.
And Chloe is stocky, that's just her body type.
>>69831606
Underage m8
>>69823351
>merkel wants to destroy this
>>69835450
who is this dapper trapper
>>69836166
John Oliver is also my favorite mock comedian. We should be friends. =^.^=
>>69836898
I am psychic and can tell when someone is lying to me so I keep to myself.
>>69827196
>elle fanning
>fridge
Are you retarded?
>>69838073
>can't understand a simple image
>calls others retarded
lmao
>>69838242
>>69823351
They can't even cast hot women in movies anymore
>>69838745
Looks like your average sorority.
