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/tv/ approved movie reviewers?
>>69818729
sonce when does denzel washington review movies
reported and saged
Not Ebert at least.
I was overjoyed when I heard on /tv/ that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers. When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked on a Korine marathon. Good riddance, you jawless hack.
>>69818878
lel
I wrote that
>>69818932
how much does it upset you that you can't prove that or get any upvotes for it
>>69819007
I wrote that too
>>69818729
> Knowing reviewers by name
> Not watching then forming your own opinion on things
Teenagers leave my board
>>69819452
>I'm illiterate
>>69819525
> I can't form my own opinions
>>69818729
Picture unrelated I guess
However Jeremy is /tv/ approved
John Simon is probably right up /tv/'s alley.
>>69818729
Roger Ebert
>>69818729
C O M E D Y K I N O
>>69819589
>I am averse to reading
>>69818729
there can be only one
>>69819651
> I am incapable of independent thought
>>69819626
>video reviews
>>69819626
>However Jeremy is /tv/ approved
He's the biggest pleb in existence so that makes sense.
>>69819730
>I am triggered by other people's opinion
>>69819762
> I parrot the opinions of others
>>69819626
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>>69819805
>I am incapable of acknowledging others' opinions
>>69819851
> I regard other's opinions as truth
>>69819897
>I get brainwashed easily
this guy
http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-avengers-age-of-ultron-38524
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>>69819651
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>>69819921
> Says the guy who listens to critics
>>69819452
>phoneposter calling others teenagers
>>69819980
>I don't read reviews because I know my simple mind gets persuaded easily
>>69820042
> I read reviews because I'm too dumb to form my own opinion on things
>>69820075
>I abhor being exposed to external ideas
>>69820102
> I need the ideas of others so that I can parrot them and seem smart
>>69820183
>I celebrate ignorance
>>69820222
> I'm so ignorant that I can't analyze something without help
>>69820297
>I prefer to live in a safe space where different opinions won't offend me
>mfw Armond goes full contrarian and praises Ghostbusters
>>69820340
> I make implications becuase my childish ways have been pointed out
>>69820417
>I resort to ad hominems when I can't make any argument
>>69820434
> First thing I did is resort to insults when confronted
> 69819525
>>69820394
Yeah I'm 100% sure he will pull a Jack and Jill
>>69819038
Top kek'ed
>>69820595
>mfw I watched J&J recently and it wasn't bad at all
>>69820562
>I don't understand how this website works
>>69820820
> I spend a lot of time here and am proud of it
>>69820885
>I shame people for using the same thing I do
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>>69820102
>needing validation from someone else in order to decide on whether you enjoyed a movie or not
>>69820941
> I change the subject when I realize I'm wrong
pamela Anderson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=guzxx8nrZ5I
>>69821020
>I continue to be a hypocrite unironically
>>69820987
>reading opinion is always for self validation
>>69820562
>copying pasting post numbers
>>69818729
Mike "ampf" Stoklasa
>>69818729
>likes jack and jill
>likes all the transformers movies
>likes gi joe
>likes your highness
>likes clash of the titans
>likes jonah hex
he is the definition of a contrarian meme critic and if you respect his opinion on anything you are either a shitposter or a fucking idiot
I really like these guys.
>>69822276
Do you always get this upset when someone disagrees with you?
@69822391
no, i just know when someone is being deliberately contrarian for the sake of a shitty meme, just like when /tv/ pretended that the star wars prequels were "hidden, underappreciated gems" because episode 7 had just come out. much like how /tv/ is pretending that armond white isn't a contrarian meme critic
you aren't getting my (You) though, nice try
>>69822350
It's their best content. How do you feel about wttb unboxing?
>>69822350
Me too, I wished they did less unboxing and more talking about other movies they've seen in each episode.
>>69822535
read his reviews
there is a deniable pattern
he is not a contrarian he just has a different taste
>>69822697
*undeniable
>>69822681
Very good.
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>>69822631
Eh, I'm fine with Unboxing it's clearly just something they put up to give fans a little extra between episodes. I'll usually just watch it when I need 10mins.
Do you watch the movies before the review, or do you wait to see what Craig and Matt had to say about them?
>>69818729
Based negro.
