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>>69815257
>Game of Thrones - Why Ramsay Bolton's Death is Coming Much Sooner Than You Think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KYnNnzJfaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KYnNnzJfaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KYnNnzJfaE
What do you all think of this theory?
Femanon here. Used to love this show but dropped it so hard.
Cersei is the best portrayal of a female character. Bar-none. She's strong, independent and a manipulative mastermind who knows how to play the Game of Thrones like a pro. She doesn't need weak little men mansplaining things to her as she is capable of getting anything she wants. Her whole character is "fuck the patriarchy" and I love that. It made my pussy happy. As someone who likes to self-insert into her character since I'm a total mean bitch like her, I find it stupid and meaningless the way they mistreated her in the show. Putting one of the strongest female characters into a position where she has to face public humiliation(with a bunch of sexist men waving their rape-sticks at her) and drink dirty floor water(submissive role) really shows how sexist and anti-feminist the show creators are. The walk of shame made me get on my knees while I clawed with anxiety and anger. I felt like rape was imminent for Cersei, and since I self-insert into her character, my pussy clenched hard in order to prevent her rape. All those men stare-raping her made me scream. Just look at how they treated the sand snakes. They set them up as strong, pro-feminist characters with qualities setting them apart from the sheep, but in the next episode they are revealed to be submissive 10/10's here-are-the-tits-for-all-the-man-pigs-watching-the-show. Not saying that sand snakes were the best characters since I think Cersei is by far the best feminist-friendly character in any tv show to date, but the way the creators treat female characters like pieces of meat or submissive and humiliating roles really shows the black ooze lurking in their sexist little man-hearts. I can't see the show anymore since I get triggered everytime I see Cersei getting mistreated. I'm sorry but the strong sexism and anti-feminism currently surrounding Cersei just made me quit the show and (and we all know how anti-feminist this board is) this board.
Why do you still watch Game of Thrones?
Miss me yet?
>>69817650
>Why do you still watch Game of Thrones?
I only watch for memes now.
>>69817650
To get pussy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
>>69817641
>>69817578
Nth for best dressed.
>>69817665
I miss you your highness
>>69817591
Haven't watched the video but if its about SmallJon betraying him then you're deluded. Leaks say that SmallJon is a Bolton bum chum that gets killed by Thormund
>>69817665
No for you are always with me, forever.
first for based laughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYO_4DJgxCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYO_4DJgxCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYO_4DJgxCU
>>69817591
>this delusion
>>69817665
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>69817601
heh you really are butthurt that they brought so much to the show, the sand snakes were put in to kill off the filler shit just like epic bolton is doing so they can get back to the main story rather than waste time, i can tell with your mary sue fag talk that you are scared of women im guess your a virgin too, just let the big boys worry about the show D&D are increasing the ratings while your fat fuck isnt even gonna finish the books before he kicks the bucket.
someone post the current dabid pic pls
>>69817650
Too heavily invested at this point, I just wanna find out what happens
Is this the most DABID scene in the show so far?
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy, you have a tiny penis and a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>>69817724
autism: the post
Petition to recast Calorisi with nonobese Khalessi
>Game of Thrones - Why the Three Eyed Raven is Lying to Bran Stark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5XyLbpxao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5XyLbpxao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf5XyLbpxao
Uh how the fuck does dany aim to get supporters in westeros when her army consists mostly of rapist horsemen who will just pillage?
>implying they wont ditch her when they arrive. She would be the cause of all the destruction.
[after imploding the tourney ground with wildfire during the tournament, High Sparrow and his men appear]
High Sparrow: King's Landing, take control! Take control of your city. This... this is the instrument of your liberation!
[the Sparrows bring Hallyne forward and make him kneel in front of High Sparrow]
High Sparrow: Identify yourself to the realm.
Hallyne: W-Wisdom Hallyne, alchemist.
High Sparrow: And what... what is this cache?
Hallyne: It's a... fully primed wildfire. Once it takes fire, the substance will burn fiercely until it is no more. More, it will seep into cloth, wood, leather, even steel, so they take fire as well.
High Sparrow: And who is capable of removing such a substance?
Hallyne: Only alchemists.
High Sparrow: Only you. Thank you, wisdom.
[snaps Hallyne's neck. The crowd screams in terror]
High Sparrow: Now, this substance is planted everywhere! This substance is volatile! And the identity of the torchman is a mystery. For one of you holds the torch! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous smallfolk - this unsung hero - will set the fire. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours.
>>69817641
>femanon here
stopped reading lmao
Reminder that if you complain about the Dany fire scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy, you have a tiny penis and a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, an ANGRY virgin.
>>69817740
/this
also dont forget to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
>tfw /got/ is filled with tumblrfags and shownlys sucking D&D off
Where did it go so wrong
>>69817812
everytime
>>69817789
denied
>>69817667
this 2bh
>>69817797
If Bran can change the past, what does that mean for the entire timeline in the show?
>>69817650
The character assassination of Jaime
The Ironborn and Littlefinger
And dank memes
Kaya 2bh lads
>>69817835
It's a sad sight
>>69817835
When some other faggots said this is the place to come to for leaks.
>>69817812
High Sparrow: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. Red Keep, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this boy, Joffrey Baratheon!
[holds up a picture of Joffrey]
High Sparrow: You have been supplied with a false king to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about King Joffrey from the words of former King's hand, Eddard Stark.
[holds up Ned's letter to Stannis and begins to read]
High Sparrow: "Joffrey is not the true heir. He is a bastard born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother, Jaime. I praised the mad boy who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Seven Kingdoms with the truth and it is time for me to resign.
[calls to prisoners]
High Sparrow: And do you accept this man's resignation? But do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the CORRUPT?
High Sparrow: We take King's Landing from the corrupt! The nobles! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. King's Landing is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Red Keep, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The Goldcloaks will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. King's Landing will survive!
>>69817650
To get book spoilers. Even if the dialogue and writing is all fucked up, you get a general idea of where the story is going.
>>69817665
Yes ;___;
Look how much tension and fear you caused them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXT8LTCcCVc
>>69817852
>>69817861
Ned please. Amelia is actual bae.
>>69817773
No the wipeout of House Martell
>>69817650
Too invested in the story to just drop it and to see how awful it gets
>>69817819
i must agree im angry but not a virgin i go to prostitutes and drink wine i bought at the supermarket around the corner tyrion is so me hahaha i even say witty thing when having sex hahaha le witty me XD
>>69817812
>>69817891
CRASHING THIS KINGDOM
>>69817917
stop pushing your waifu, she looks so fucking shit.
id rather take roachfu or kaya than that hillbilly fucking shit
>>69817665
always, your grace
>>69817781
>trying to shame people for reading books
American detected.
>>69817835
If you don't like the show get out, retard.
Guys I've just watched Preston's series about the meaning behind ASOIAF called The Minds of Wolves and Robins. Preston presents evidence that basically in any GURM book there is some kind of hivemind of telepathic creatures who control humans through dreams and their prime directive is to get more diverse material for their gene pool so they will prosper and progress.
This begs the question: is GURM a hack who can only write one plot every time, and tries to force diversity as something that needs to be added to any society? Y/N
>>69817641
Way tl;dr
>>69817917
>>69817955
She's suppose to look like shit cuz masie the british goblin looks like her.
>>69817591
>ramsay is too ruthless, he will die soon!! look at all this brilliant foreshadowing
literally retarded
>>69817835
>>69817883
>>69817861
feel free to go back to /lit/ faggot...or you scared of the bullys?
This is what you sound like when you think ASOIAF is secretly sci fi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgHftsimpc4
>>69817917
Kaya is love tho pham
Why didn't we see Jon's dick when he was dead on the slab? Or after he was resurrected? I really wanted to see his dick.
>>69817789
AYY LMAO
>>69817861
nah we already have a boatwhore
>>69817641
Stopped reading when I came
Reminder that cersei and daenerys are literally the same person, they kill and conquer for power, they are great at obtaining power but suck dick at being in power, they both rule through their children
Cersei was cast as an antagonist but she has the same personality and history as daenerys only she was shown as a protagonist so people care about her
Reminder that daenerys is the step worse than cersei as cersei ultimately just wants the best life she can give to her kids and daenerys wants to use her kids for a good life for her
Reminder that the nights King is a benevolent Lich King and Daenerys is SauroN
>>69817835
It's a TV board you dumb cunt
Can somebody explain Many-Faced god faggotry to me?
How do his acolytes even function? Worshipping death seems like the dumbest thing ever
>>69817797
That's an interesting theory, especially the Aerys bit. I always feel iffy on any time fuckery especially in settings that aren't really set up for it but that's something that could be developed pretty well if all of the writers on the show were replaced with ASoS era George clones.
>>69817822
You should add the answer "they are /lit/ rejects because ASOIAF is shitty genre fiction for autistic manchildren".
>Promise me, Loras!
>>69817996
>>69818039
t.bumflustered showfags
>>69817929
Where do whores go?
>>69818035
>severe autism detected
>>69817812
>>69817891
[Kevan is dragged to his kangaroo court trial]
Kevan Lannister: There's been a mistake! Take... take me to High Sparrow! I wanna see his highness!
[He is brought before the makeshift court and forced to sit in a chair]
Kevan Lannister: Where is the High Septon?
Qyburn: There's been no mistake, Ser Kevan.
[Kevan looks up at Qyburn]
Qyburn: You are Kevan Lannister, brother of Tywin Lannister? Who for years has been living off the blood and sweat of people less powerful than him?
Kevan Lannister: Call High Sparrow. I'm... I am one of you!
[High Sparrow is watching from the background]
Qyburn: His holiness has no authority here. This is merely a sentencing hearing. Now, the choice is yours. Trial by combat or death!
[the crowd starts chanting "DEATH!"]
Qyburn: [smashes his gavel] Quiet!
Kevan Lannister: T... trial by combat.
Qyburn: Sold!
[smashes gavel]
Qyburn: To the man in the cold sweat!
[Kevan is dragged away and taken to the outer ward, where sellswords force him at swordpoint onto Ser Robert Strong]
Huge Inmate: Follow the big guy. Try to run - you're dead in minutes.
Kevan Lannister: Has anyone made it?
[the inmate turns away. Kevan rushes but Robert Strong beheads Kevan with a single stroke]
What happend so far in the books that havent in the show i know about kevin and pycelle getting killed, kingsmoot and jaime going to riverlands and meeting brienne
>>69818092
To Lys probably
>>69817970
If all you want to do is circlejerk, fuck off back to HBO.com
>>69818064
They are a bunch of edgy autists that like to kill people.
What is there to get?
>>69817665
The only lawful king of The Seven Kingdoms.
>>69818088
>scared of the bullies confirmed
don't forget to vote /bookworm/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
>>69818033
>>69818069
ill fite u irl
>>69817917
>look guys! both are posing the same! perfect r-right?
>>69818074
>>69818039
>>69817996
>>69818150
>>69818035
truth
>>69818145
>>69817665
nah dany is the only lawful king/queen
im glad that boring fuck stannis is dead desu
>tfw we will never get season 1 quality ever again
i dont get it lads, why did everything look so much better in season 1?
>>69817991
fuck off, Maisie has tully genes
>>69818092
Ask your mom
>>69818092
Braavos
>>69818118
A whole bunch of shit and dozens of characters. Go read them, idiot.
i just realized that the place from where they put out yt videos of art school students sitting in a bar and reacting to got is close to where i live
ill go there on sunday to see if its ever worse than what i saw from the videos
gonna let you know how it goes during the airing of the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkqIswG71RY
>>69818179
nah were happy here in our TV thread about the show, feel free to go back to /lit/ tho and talk about your book that will never be finished.
>>69818124
showfag detected
>>69817891
>The director of episode 3 has said that it was a real direwolf and that it was the propmasters fault.
How are people not angry about this? I don't give a fuck about the wolf, it's just such bad storytelling.
>>69817969
Nah, just trashy genre fiction.
>>69818216
>fuck off, Maisie has tully genes
So what you are saying is that the Tullys eventually become orcs?
>>69818118
Targs invading, Stannis gaining the support of the North and Barristan leading the armies of Meeren while Victarion Greyjoy attacks the besiegers
>>69818014
You heard Tormund, it was too small to be seen
>>69817980
That is a subplot for autists, the actual plot is very different. A diverse gene pool is very important.
>>69818118
Nothing, useless filler shit.
>>69818172
sure name and address
>>69818219
Oh. But where do sheep go?
>>69818208
Because the Starks were actually relateable, unlike the Lancasters.
>>69817641
I know that this is pasta but
>lets her son almost destroy the country and her family
>sleeps around and drinks while talking big
>thinks of herself as the new tywin after he dies, then makes a bastard she thought was handsome and thought was flirting with her the master of ships(massive beta) he then steals 30 galleys from the Royal Navy and proclaims himself a pirate king
Then, in her anger over not being able to control margaery gives power to the faith that then imprisons her and in a sense, take over the city
The only reason she's in power is because Vary's and Petyr want Her in power for their own benefits, varys wants Her to make the realm vulnerable for Aegon Blackfyre and petyr wants it vulnerable so he can manipulate her into giving him power and ultimately the thrown
I'm not saying I don't like her, she's arguably the only pov female character save Asha that isn't completely boring
>>69818244
God Speed anon
Make sure to say 'bullshit' to every stupid scene and see their reactions.
Dont forget to bring your memes and spread how much Dany is a fucktard
>>69818248
>>69818282
>>69818181
kek
>>69818262
well this is a show thread lol
silly newfags
>>69818218
She's not a lesbian, take it back.
>>69817771
This
>>69818216
Its explicitly told in books that of all Stark chidlren she's the one who resembles Ned the most
>>69818118
>>69818208
Because DABID and GOLLUM are morons that waste the budget on stupid shit.
>>69818321
>>>/lit/
Don't fear the bullies!
>>69818107
>be a normie show fag
>have no fucking clue about where the show is going
I bet you have to watch recaps from older seasons just to remember what happend and which characters are who
>>69818296
Robert Strong
Red Keep
Come and get me
>>69818273
cat already looks like a lion
>>69818035
You know Cersei and Daenerys are literally based on the same person, right?
>>69818208
more characters in the background.
Also, the pacing of each scene was a lot slower, so it was easier to immerse yourself in the world.
>>69818270
Because we know how lazy they can get
Like Dany wearing Jeans when meeting with Khal Banter
>>69818208
why are the new seasons so bland compared to this shot?
do they add filters now?
>>69818248
>we
Go take your medicine, garbage boy.
>>69818297
Heaven. Goats go to hell.
>>69818300
> "Ned please!" begged Lyanna from a mount of white sheet freshly soaked with gore. "He'll never rest if he knew."
> "He won't kill a babe," Ned explained, unable to conceal the doubt in his voice. "Robert's a good friend."
> "He murdered Rhaegar! He will do the same to our son."
> "The Targaryens murdered father -"
> "Our father!" said Lyanna, beautiful even as she blinking away tears, "and our brother."
> Ned bowed his head in shame and looked into a pair of grey eyes untainted by the cruelty of this world. Has it really been that long ago since Robert led them against the Mad King?
> "There has been enough blood spilt because of me," whispered Lyanna with sadness in her voice. "Ned please... I'll suck your cock."
> "Now it ends!" exclaimed Lord Stark as his bald member exploded deep inside Lyanna's throat.
> White nectars pale as milk glass oozed down rose glossened lips as she scrunched up her mouth in disgust.
> Lyanna wiped away Ned's seed with the back of her hand as he collapsed onto the floor, absorbed in ecstasy.
> Neither spoke as the air staled from their mingled sweat.
> As if on command, a sweet Dornish breeze blew over the parapet, waking the babe who was a moment ago asleep in the comfort of his mother's arms.
> "Tis' near dusk Lord Stark," reminded Howland Reed, who has been waiting patiently. "may I take a turn now my Lord?"
> Ned nodded as he turned to leave. "Remember to burn the body after."
> "Aye M'lord," said the eager crannogman as he crawled toward the pale mistress and felt the wet warmth of the she-wolf tight around his finger.
>>69818321
see http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
>>69818244
Deargod that would kill me.
>>69818375
No, they just film everything in the dark
>>69818375
yea is it blueish or something
>>69818292
>Victarion
>useless
Fuck you. He will fistfuck Dany with his volcano hand and ride her dragons into sunset
>>69818345
yes. but she does have Tully genes
>>69818321
You must be new. Please see >>69817740 for how we deal with bed-wetters who mention Reddit
>>69818297
to br-aa-aa-aa-vos
>>69818035
They're the same character in the original books.
>>69818384
>>69818357
>>69818411
>>69818268
>Stag merchandise
>Stannis
As far as people are concerned, the reigning king is still a Baratheon.
If you disagree you are retarded.
>>69818398
>Liking Victarion
Found the cuck
Reminder that Daenerys is the ultimate bad guy of this series.
The White Walkers dindu nothing.
Reminder that Cersei and Daenerys are sisters through mutual fathers and that's why they both have the retard crazy targ trait
tyrion is tywin only trueborn, which is a statement of how grotesque and small tywin is on the inside
Reminder that Tyrion is going to Alan the clever casterly rock
>>69818271
How is watching trashy genre fiction better than reading it?
>>69818424
>As far as people are concerned, the reigning king is still a Baratheon.
>/got/ 1,000 years after the show
>everyone in modern Westeros is making films about how great Stannis was.
>>69818422
awww, still sad and mad they you and the rest of the Beta Brigade get bullied on /lit/ ?
>>69818424
he sells flaming hearts you half-wit
>>69818424
there's the sigil of House Baratheon of Dragonstone on the table
>>69817929
I don't understand why they completely removed the Faegon plot, even if he ends up being a pretender it was really interesting.
>>69818358
pretty obvious that dany is the princess who was promised and she is destined to hook up with azor ahai (jon targ) to fight the white walkers ...but its gonna end badly with lots of deaths (most likely everyone) and then a certain somebody will row back in and take the crown
fucking mong
>>69818470
It requires slightly less effort.
>>69818296
Gordon Ramsay
Winterfell
Come and meet me, bastard
>>69818208
>"we need to increase the pace of each episode, people are getting bored "
>"I agree david, lets also make everything darker and more brown, the early seasons were far too childish and colorful
>>69818376
>we
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
yes we
>>69818470
The TV show is not trashy, it's one of the best shows ever made. The books are bad because GRRM, despite the good story he has, ruins it with bad prose, filler shit and procrastination.
>>69818489
haha upvoted XDDDD epic meme
>>69818506
Because greyscale Jorah is just so compelling! I mean fuck at least give me JonCon at least he has a personality besides "I really want to fuck Dany even though every man around me has had a cock or fist in her already"
>>69818300
>the Starks were actually relateable
>autistic harsh rulers who execute anyone who doesn't follow orders without even listening to their plight because "muh rules"
>emo bastard who whines all day just because he's a bastard despite living better than 99.99% of people in Westeros.
>dumb selfish redhead bitch who betrays her family because she wants to be le princess
>psychopathic little girl whose mission in life is to murder anyone she doesn't like, to the point that she loses all identity
>wild dumb little kid who's no better than the dog he follows around
Bran is the only likeable Stark.
>>69818375
It's literally darker most of the day because it's winter.
>selling your rights to TV before finishing your story
never again
>>69818482
Comparing me to Stannis could never make me feel bad, anon.
>>69818533
Too old m8.
You pedoshits need to pick someone younger.
>>69818208
they werent in a rush, literally
you can just fucking tell that they're rushing through to get to the end now. theres no breathing room
>>69818447
>disliking Victarion
Did you miss reddit on a way here?
>>69818300
>Because the Starks were actually relateable, unlike the Lancasters.
>>69818426
Daeron I = LBJ
Aegon IV = Nixon
Daeron II = Carter
Maekar = Reagan
http://www.strawpoll.me/10271368
http://www.strawpoll.me/10271368
http://www.strawpoll.me/10271368
http://www.strawpoll.me/10271368
>>69818561
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210/
>>69818426
The Kennedys weren't really that good looking other than JFK, I don't get what all the fuss was about.
>>69818597
>before finishing your story
So before never, you fat piece of shit.
>>69817641
Most of Cersei's falling outs have been caused by none other than herself. However you may feel about it, she is not very good at the Game of Thrones.
>>69818452
>2016
>D&D making le stronk independant womyn the ultimate bad guy
>>69818426
i know none of the guys on the right, tbqh
>>69818609
He's literally a cuck and will be cucked again by Euron Memejoy
>>69818375
they have this blue thing going on, cuz 'winter is here'. The show runners are fucking moronic.
>>69818330
jej but we always complained about the show fags stupd reddidiot lmao can't even read 4000 pages fag XDDDD
11 days late but have you guys read the new chapter?
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
I think George is actually going to finish TWoW before 2017 guys.
>>69818663
This desu, the people who handle tv awards would crucify them. The ultimate bad guy will be a man, probably white and middle-aged.
>>69818666
Murrifat memes nobody cares about.
>>69818659
Sunset will find you squatting in the grass, groaning. Your every stool will be looser than one before and you will thirst. The more you will shit, thirstier you'll grow. The more you will drink, the more you will shit.
>>69818452
>The White Walkers dindu nothing
They actually didn't. Reminder that in the books Others are beautiful elven race, not creepy old men with anus faces. Fucking chidlren of the forest are the ones with disgusting earth-rape magic
>>69818590
there is obviously a blueish filter for a lot of scenes. It's not just dark.
>>69818663
>being this scared of women
>kissless permavirgin detected
>>69818717
Does the fatman have a scat fetish?
>>69818628
Noice meme friendo have le upboat
>>69818508
See my point exactly
You're wrong, neither Jon or Dany are aragon sue
They will both sit the throne and both be bad rulers, they both are bad rulers in fact
Azor ahai and lightbringer is the nights watch, there is no prophecy
Why can't amerifats shut up about their political scene? I dont give a shit about your stupid presidents, fuck off
>>69818609
It's a TV board you dumb cunt, no such thing as Victarion here
>>69818426
>>69818622
Joffrey = GWB (generally fucking retarded, fucked up the country beyond repair, and started a stupid war for no reason.)
Tommen = Obama (basically continued the same policies of Joffrey, but has a much different tone; same puppet masters remain in place running the show (Tywin, Maester Pycelle)
>>69818684
iv read the books and there shit the show is a massive improvement and i love how they killed off the boring filler shit like lady stoneheart etc
>tfw jon and wildling get slaughtered by the boltons but CIA and salsa come to save the day
kek
>>69818741
No, scat fetishists prefer thick solid shits. The scene was always meant to be disgusting and painful to read, it's to show what the character is going through.
>Decide to watch Season 6.
>All characters are extremely boring except Ramsey.
>Literally nothing is happening with the White haired bitch, the bastard, and the tomboy. What a waste of time...
>>69817855
>>69818068
He can't change the past, but he may be able to influence the past as it happens.
example:
impossible: Bran goes back in time to save Ned Stark's life
possible: 'wow this happened 20 years ago, turns out Bran was behind it the whole time'
>>69818741
sure he does and he refused to finish AWOW because D&D cut the shitting scene
then they tried to make some Emilia-pooping scene in that tv show but it wasn't as explicit so he is still salty about it
>>69818697
>I think George is actually going to finish TWoW before 2017 guys.
lol no
>>69817773
what so you didnt like seeing meryn trant getting his comeuppance just beacause it was arya who did it?
fuck off moaning arse
>>69818731
I don't get it? Is that supposed to be their boipuccis?
>>69818506
No it wasn't. Everyone around him is interesting, not him.
>>69818800
Bullshit, I fap every night to the thought of gargling Dany's diarrhea.
>>69817591
why does every one of these fucking cunts sound like they're reading from a script, badly.
if you're going to narrate your videos do it without a monotone voice you autistic cunts.
>>69818800
>scat fetishists prefer thick solid shits
[citation needed]
>>69818769
Fucking this. American presidents are meme-tier and no one but dumb Amerifats care about them.
>>69818751
lol you are an idiot its obvious that jon will have to thrust his sword through danys heart to become azor ahai thanks for proving my point you know nothing.
>>69818731
I think he's suggesting that D&D wouldn't make the female character the bad guy because its 2016?
>>69818741
I always thought he had a thing for feet
>>69818805
>impossible: Bran goes back in time to save Ned Stark's life
How is it impossible persay? I don't know how this time travel shit works. The sparrow was really concerned when he shouted Ned's name.
>>69817773
No that was fine and made sense, though I do wonder why the fuck you'd send a Kingsguard to Braavos when no one sent there was in the royal family
>>69818842
The scat boards on Gurochan and the large number scat doujins and stories I've read.
>>69818862
Also interracial cuckold porn.
>>69818798
if that's true this shitty theory might also be true. D&D are absolute hacks.
>>69818798
LF can teleport entire armies now?
>>69818769
>Why can't amerifats shut up about their political scene? I dont give a shit about your stupid presidents, fuck off
This is an American image board. I suggest you fuck off and go back to whatever shit hole you are from. Sorry you failed history.
>>69818551
>posts straw poll as proof
Don't you have Doug Walker theds to spam and keep bumped?
>>69818888
idk i watch jav scat only and i prefer diarrhea/enema
>>69818817
>meryn trant getting his comeuppance
Why did he deserve comeuppance? he was simply following the orders of his king, like every other warrior in this series.
>>69818842
As a scat fetishist, I can confirm.
>>69818861
the bad guy is obviously the night king and it has nothing to do about what time it is he was always the bad guy even in the faggoty books
>>69818922
???
>>69818913
Fuck off faggot, nobody cares about your boring gay shit.
when littlefinger says "the time has come to join the Frey" in the latest episode do you guys think that he is going to be loyal to Walder Frey now?????
>>69818899
Source?
>>69818553
Either the show is as trashy as the source material or it isn't. You can't have it both ways.
>>69818945
>Fuck off faggot, nobody cares about your boring gay shit.
Someone's triggered.
>>69818731
arya's peach hnggggg
>>69818899
>i'll marry you
more like salsa offers to fuck him.
i could actually see that happening.
>>69818671
>wife cheats on him
>beats his wife to death
He uncucked himself
>>69818585
>>autistic harsh rulers who execute anyone who doesn't follow orders without even listening to their plight because "muh rules"
And you're pinning this on the Starks exclusively, somehow. It's time to stop posting.
Why are people replying to the one faggot that keeps baiting people with "hurr durr this is show only discussion"
You guys are seriously retarded if you don't realize he only wants (You)s after his tripcode got btfo
>>69818916
see >>69818922
and go back home and get bullied by smarter people than yourself, again.
>>69818064
Like Zeus Jupiter Amon were worshipped as one God
LYANNA MORMONT WHENNNNNNNN
>>69818981
>Littlefinger wanting damaged goods
He should tell to fuck and do a surprise attack on the two armies
>>69818725
>white walkers are literally the wild hunt
tfw jorah in the books will be azor hai after stabbing dany through the heart with longclaw (after jon returns it) after she goes full tyrant mode in Westeros
>>69818949
Ramsay murdered Fat Walda, so it makes sense that the Freys attack the Boltons.
>>69818941
This is a TV board. But on 4chan we have a literature board, where you can discuss the books.
>>69818957
The story, in broad strokes, is good but the writing is not, especially in the last two books. It seems pretty simple to understand to me.
>>69819025
He still wanted Cat.
>>69819016
Never because showfags will get confused with two Lyannas.
>>69819016
She's gonna be like 10 maybe 11 years old m8. Slow your fucking role
>>69818869
You mean the Raven? The Sparrow is the religious guy in King's Landing.
Anyway, there are basically two ways of time travel
1) When you go back, you can change the past, causing things to happen that otherwise wouldn't have happened (creating many paradoxes)
2) It all fits together like a jigsaw. Pleb tier example but still: Harry Potter travels back in time to see his father in book 3, turns out he saw himself and he's there just in time to save himself.
I'm just saying that GoT seems to work like the second way.
>>69819001
It's like when they started giving the Jonfag so much attention. He's been here for years and we just ignored his posts in the early seasons, then suddenly in Season 5 we got those dumb fucking Marcus vs. Jonautist wars that got the threada shut down.
>>69819050
>This is a TV board. But on 4chan we have a literature board, where you can discuss the books.
Are you new?
>>69818725
fuck off you idiotic bed-wetter
see >>69817740
>>69819001
158 people disagree with you faggot
>>69818983
Once a cuck, forever a cuck
>>69819049
this!!!
>>69819051
But shes dead so he should defeat the armies and forcibly marry Sansa
>>69819050
I think this TV show is a bad adaptation of the books on which it is based.
What now, faggot?
>>69819073
>>69819098
hahaha
>/REKT
>>69817929
How did Jaime betray him in the book?
There is no Azor Ahai OR Prince That Was Promised you retards, it's all a red herring that's meant to make fun of the genre.
>>69819101
Cucked by the storm.
Valyrians are known for taming dragons, but Euron will start a bloodline of kraken tamers and will rule the seas and island nations.
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN", Euron yelled and his men manically ran to the gates and started pulling the ropes with their whole weights. It took about 20 men to barely move the enormous iron gate. Daenerys watched in horror as the ancient beast of old started moving and slipping through the opening and her dragons watched the creature of nightmare devour men and soon them if they don't do something.
"This is madness!", she yelled. "Leave it where it belongs! You will never tame it."
"Aye.", said Thorne. "This beast is gon' be the andofuss."
Promise me, Ned.
