The greatest swordsman who ever lived edition.
Previous thread >>69811879
Who should play Jon in the inevitable timeskip?
>>69815257
3 for (farts)
You know it's accurate.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
>>69815303
This man.
>>69815257
god he's hot
Reminder that Maesters are causing the woes of Westeros.
Take the Ironborn pill, see what the Maesters have wrought! Break yourselves free from the Maesters chain of manipulation!
>>69815316
stfu and gtfo
>>69815316
>Glen Beck is Melisandre
kek
>>69815335
Fuck off LARPer
>>69815316
OMG who cares
>>69815303
Richard Armitage is actually a solid choice for any Stark.
>Cregan in a Dance of Dragons prequel
All of my money.
I tried my hardest, but Kit Harington genuinely looks too retarded at times.
>tfw stopped reading Storm of Swords for 2 months because too busy
>>69815339
t. underage edgy /pol/ack
>>69815363
Looks like a M&B character
>>69815319
There are people who seriously think Stannis is dead.
>DUDE SHOES LMAO
first for the King who Cared
I hate this show. I only watch on the vague hope Sandor will show up.
WHERE THE FUCK SANDOR BE IM TIERD OF ALL THE BULLSHIT WOMEN POWER YOU GO GIRL BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69815395
How will he explain his lack of shoes in the next episode?
>more backstories than the Joker
>>69815363
>>69815363
You know someone already made that shoop you faggot.
>>69815316
I want /pol/ to leave
>>69815408
Already been answered fucking hell.
It's Episode 7 so stop asking.
>>69815397
>second worst father in westeros
Vote or Die
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270598
spoiler from a spainfag here
we've seen the cast in our small town, theyre with a woman and a guy I havent seen on the show yet, fucking protected by heavy security too, always with a fucking umbrella to hide their faces.
probably Jon's mum?
also Bran actor probably retarded irl, fucking smiling all the time
>>69815397
He was truly the righteous king, how he let all his men eat while they were starving before he took a bite for example, truly would have made a great king
>>69815426
I know, faggot. Are people not allowed to make multiple shoops now?
>>69815434
who is the worst?
>>69815408
Autism
>>69815397
RHLLOR HUNGERS
FORM RANKS YOU MAGGOTS
>>69815257
What would ISIS do if they were suddenly transported to the game of thrones(show) universe?
>>69815358
I see that the Maester Internet Defense Force is here
>>69815395
I hate this self righteous assfuck so much.
>>69815316
>>69815459
Craster.
bow to the true queen
>>69815436
CIA for ever
Gotta love his belt loops
>>69815434
>implying he will burn her in the books
>>69815452
No.
>>69815466
Fuck children most likely
>>69815363
>>69815420
If someone put more shadow on the face of this picture, it would be perfect.
>>69815257
worst fight scene in the entire show
>lmao dual wielding
>dude stay back, i'm holding my swords pointing out to either side of my body with my wrists fully flexed. dont try to knock the sword outta my hands or approach me or anything
>you cant block or parry my unbalanced 1 handed swings with 2 hands on your sword. lol dont be silly. superior skill
it was just goofy. it was literally star wars or power rangers tier stuff
>>69815395
His father was a peach cobbler.
A delicious dessert.
>Fuck my knees up in car crash
>Start putting weight on, go see doctor
>Tells me to go to the gym and do stationary bike cardio as it's apparently low impact
>1.5 hours at a time, fucking hell
>Load every ep of Game of Thrones on my phone so I have something to do while I just sit there like a faggot, peddling away
>Mfw seeing how good the show used to be compared to now
Go back and watch the first season, it's night and day in terms of quality.
>Actual properly composed music, not generic meme fantasy shit
>Proper actors
>Plot
>No leftist agenda being pushed
>No stronk womyn
>Tits and gore
>ARMOR
>SHIELDS
>SPEARS
Were the earliest seasons more qualitative due to the fat man being heavily involved, or is it just franchise fatigue and everyone working on it not giving a fuck anymore?
>>69815466
Wreck their immediate area for about a week before they run out of ammunition.
>>69815514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG2o1GBZj1A
>>69815514
haha exactly, wish he would have Dawn only and fight really well
>>69815487
>implying he won't
He'll take Winterfell, fetch his bitches, possibly find dragon eggs in Winterfell crypts, but certainly end up under heavy undead and other siege. That's when she'll burn to fulfill the Nissa Nissa role and it will be terrible.
>>69815473
Don't compare the worst character to God emperor trump.
>>69815473
Sanders is Tyrion. In general he has positive agenda, but goes in the wrong direction which helps the actual villain (Trump/Dany).
>he doesn't want based Geralt on the throne
I guess harranhall is off the table too then
>>69815559
Geralt would never want to sit on a throne.
Predict new TWOW POVs
>Gilly
>CIA
>Crow's Eye (no shit)
>a fucking White Walker
>melisandre tells jon about the prophecy
>jon refuses to kill sansa
>ww take over the north
>>69815537
Dabid and other man have taken over and think it's fun to have helicopter men with 2 swords
>>69815436
CIA sitting on the throne while salsa on his lap.
>>69815578
Harrenhall isn't off the table, I am the table
>>69815466
What are you 5?
Is it just me or is there weird sexual tension between Davos and Melisandre?
>>69815588
GRRM said there wouldn't be any more, so...
>>69815595
dumb marvelnigger
>>69815588
No new PoVs, from the mouth of Georgie boy.
He's got to cull them down to six or so.
>>69815611
>trusting the fat man
Is Tyrion a Targaryen?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270651
>>69815559
>Jon Targaryen in his 50s.jpg
who else doesn't really care about who sits in the iron throne in the end? i just want to see how the characters and their stories develop
>>69815632
No.
If any of the Lannisters are Targs it will be Jaime and Cersei.
>>69815632
Yes, he's also Euron in disguise
>>69815473
fixed
>>69815610
Nigga there was even sexual tension between Selyse and Melisandre.
>wheres my sister
>I wish you good fortune in the wars to come
>and now it begins
what did he mean by this?
>>69815473
>Ned
>Honorably
no
>>69815605
The table is a laddah!
>>69815624
source?
>>69815649
>>69815473
Fuck off, nobody cares, holy shit.
>>69815649
good job /pol/, nice and edgy too
>>69815655
weak bait
>>69815473
hillary clinton is such an amazing cunt with all the shit she's done, you can fill a 35 minute video with all the scams and corruption she's had a part in
>>69815559
Geralt isnt much for leadership. The dude can barely run a gang of 4 people.
He wouldn't want to sit on the throne, not would he be particularly good.
![Missandei2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Kvg8mK.jpg "Missandei2[1].jpg")
How is Missandei so smart?
She's only 10 years old
>>69815707
she is faceless man
/r/ based maces
>>69815257
>cock merchant
>>69815725
can faceless men turn into children?
>>69815707
She's a woman, idiot, they're naturally smarter, even without education
>>69815707
Autist savant
>>69815750
ask arya
>>69815734
>le big cock dwarf xD
>>69815707
Well Kelly C is 14 and she rules half the world.
>>69815477
i would bow down before her if in return she would pee on me
Why do people here always say tywin was such an amazing guy, he was a sick fuck who was obsessed with cucking his dwarf son
>>69815707
>She's only 10 years old
in the books :^) the show is canon
>>69815707
Wasn't she very educated because her master wanted her to be educated and so had her taught?
>>69815707
>>69815725
George really fucked up with her. How can she remember her adult brothers before they were unsullied? It makes no sense unless she's a stunted freak like the waif.
>>69815770
>rules half the world.
She nominally controls a single city, and is purely a figurehead at that
>>69815788
I don't think anyone pretends he's not a massive cunt, he was just really good at his job when he was hand
>>69815477
she's literally retarded
>>69815803
foreshadowing
>>69815685
she even sucks at scamming, a good scammer doesn't get caught
>>69815806
>what is the Dothraki Sea
>>69815764
if arya turned herself into a grown up and you banged her would it still be pedo?
if aman turned himself into a little girl and you fucked him would it still be gay? would it also be pedo?
>>69815649
>I'm a political "activist" who is literally incapable of separating politics and anything else I do in my life
kill yourself
>>69815750
MODS
>>69815806
Yeah, but now she has a controllable dragon, she literally cannot be stopped by anyone except Euron who will tame the other two.
>>69815707
can't wait for her to betray the usurper kinslayer in the books
>>69814972
>there he is, there's Tom Brook!
>Tom no! NO!
and now for a 50 thousand word chapter about a girl locked in a tower
>>69815788
>good at his job
>saw things as they were
>great actor behind him
and the list goes on
sure he's not a good guy but he's certainly good at what he does
>>69815856
Drogon is not controllable yet, at least not in the books.
>>69815257
Was the ToJ as underwhelming in the books as it was in the show?
>I won't allow slavery!
>ok maybe just a bit of slavery!
>but no violence
>I won't marry some smelly old guy to help the city
>ok I will marry this other smelly old guy to solve the problems for me, while I bang a hot guy
>no, you can't have fighting pits, thats barbaric!
>ok, you can open the pits, but only with totally with civil rules!
As much as I hate Daenerys, you gotta admit that GURM got the mind of teenage girl pretending to be a capable ruler spot on. Dany being played by an adult in the show is what doubles the retard-factor
did anyone notice that the books go from strong, concise storytelling with clear direction to enormously bloated purple prose rambling about randomly introduced characters nobody cares about?
>>69815257
>I am a knight, I shall DIE a knight!
>A naked knight, apparently...
Who else bursted out laughing like crazy at this?
>>69815920
It was a small scene in the books and it was generally vague. Which meant you could imagine it any way you particularly want. The fight was never seen.
I did get more of a sad note on Ned's part in the book though.
Ok guys enough of the pedo shit, iv reported the guy to that girls local police (the guy who was getting his kid to get pics of that young girl) and the other guy asking for the school etc can we now please cut out the pedo shit its getting out of hand and this isn't /b/
>>69815915
She bitchslapped him with a whip and the novel ends as he obeys her commands, I think its at least >implied that Drogon will be completely dog-like by the start of the next book
>>69815920
Its LITERALLY one page in the first book, blown by the fans out of proportion
>>69815920
It was in the first book and didn't go into detail besides the fact Ned didn't particularly want to fight seeing as he wanted to fug Ashara Dayne
>>69815894
>saw things as they were
>blamed his infant son for his wife's death
>refused to recognize his children's incestuous union
tywin was an edgy kevan lannister with 10000 years deep gold mines.
so well all know jon and Dany are two heads of thre dragon
Who is the last, /tv/?
>>69816078
Aegon
>>69816078
tyrion obvs
>>69816095
>Ser Not Appearing In This Series
>>69816095
who?
>>69815999
Her school website published a news about it faggot.
http://www.westholmeschool.com/news-blog-layout/5535-game-of-thrones.html
I thought she was too good for nudity now. This was a body double? The same CGI trick they used for Cersei last season?
>>69816078
Dany's mom died at child birth (Rhaella)
Jon's mom died at child birth (lyanna)
guess which other character had this same exact shit happening to them?
hint R+L=
>>69816129
Fuck off retard
>>69816078
the third one dies or goes feral.
Daily reminder that Quentyn survived
>>69816187
No, she just doesn't do nudity for the sake of doing nudity or some shit like that. It was actually her.
>>69816095
>blackfyre
>head of a dragon
literally how are they going to exposition the blackfyres to the show normies in under 5 minutes
>>69816187
Lurk moar faggot, that was her body.
>>69816199
R+L=T?
>>69815397
still dont understand why more people supported renly he was younger
do westerosis not give a fuck about right of inheritance or buggery
>>69816202
Rude
>>69816078ramsay
>>69816187
She actually said in an interview that it was her.
My personal speculation is I think she was okay with it because she was nude in an empowering way unlike most of her nudity first season which was pure titillation or the character being humiliated.
>>69816222
>>69816187
>>69816233
How come Lena Headey required a body double? Does she think she's above showing her tits?
>>69816237
Because Renly had a personality that wasn't like having sandpaper rubbed on your cock
>>69816181
>child stalker detected
i hope you get raped in prison pedo
>>69816264
She was pregnant
>>69816264
She was pregnant at the time.
promise me, Ned.
>>69816274 >>69816275
this
>>69816274
Nice excuse. She also used body double in her S1EP1 scene, what now?
>>69816275
>>69816274
Did they CGI her baby bump from the other clothed scenes or what
>>69816181
>>69815999
alright, stop this bullshit. you realize by posting her info on /tv/ she's gonna get doxxed by pedos right? just stop talking about it and leave it alone.
>>69816187
thinking she knows better as an actrice when a nude scene is necessary
the character really got to her head at least in season 2 commentary she admitted she was a shit actress
>>69816315
Probably just cleaver blocking and clothing etc
Book Dany is unironically my favourite character.
Being a teenaged girl, actually attractive, and not such an obnoxious arrogant cow really redeems her.
>>69816325
>>69816332
>actrice
>cleaver
What's going on?
>>69816322
Its just a news article. you can find it by just googling. stop being so paranoid
>>69816187
no body double but some shots were done in cgi. Some, not all, her tit department still outclasses other sluts in GoT.
>>69816078
It's obviously Tyrion.
>>69816372
Double Daggers has better nipples
>>69815550
This.
It is clear that Shireen will burn somehow. Stannis will BTFO Bolton fucking shits and end up attacked by the Others or something.
>>69816258
tell us more personal speculation please
>>69815316
Stannis has been in multiple wars and is known for having an iron will, resisting the Tyrell's siege and starvation. Lyin' Ted cant even resist a donut.
>>69816364
>>cleaver
it's late night here. i dont know about the other guy
>>69815625
The fatman's fingers coiled into a fist. "They murdered it! Murdered I say and may the Ds choke upon their fables! I drink with Cogsucker, Jape with GOLLUM, promise DABID the hand of my own beloved granddaughter...But never think that means I have forgotten. The fanbase remembers, lord Anon. The fanbase remembers and the mummer's farce is almost done. TWoW is home."
I always used to think these were pronounced the same as "brassiere." It wasn't until Daenerys knocked a bunch of them over and people started talking about it did a realize I was wrong.
>>69816181
>Cordelia received high praise from the Directors and writers of the show who said how she was a natural actress who was not fazed by all the big name stars.
>all the big name stars
what ?
>>69816380
Tyrion being a targ is highly unlikely. and no non targ ever rode any dragon
>>69816388
I refuse to accept Sneks as part of the show
>>69816268
monarchy isnt a popularity contest
>>69815315
>I thought keeping a man from his kidnapped sister, and trying to murder him instead of just letting him see her was the the right thing.
>>69816440
I also thought that, but apparently it's BRAY-zer.
How come the latest seasons are really bad in comparison to the first few seasons
>>69815257
>Can't beat a culchie and a literal bogman
>Greatest swordsman ever
Pull the other one m8.
Everyone knows Darkstar is the greatest swordsman ever. In fact he's probably entering a solid 7 with his massive throbbing sword right now.
>>69816448
Then Tyrion will be the first.
It's pretty obvious, with all the talk in the books about how he always dreamed of it as a kid. And now in the show he's the one who freed them, which the dragons will remember, and will make him key in training them.
>>69816462
It is in a succession crisis, also
>Marrying a Florent
>Putting a Florent in charge of the fleet
>Letting Florents ever have a say in anything
Literally on the losing side in every civil war, kiss of death
>>69815316
Balon is Kasich because no one gave a fuck about him
>>69816380
>tfw normies and reddit actually want this shit to happen
turkfu+ maisie
>>69816485
Because you're not 13 anymore, everything seems shit now.
>>69816448
>no non targ ever rode any dragon
What about that bastard kid of house Velaryon?
>>69816364
>actrice
probably somebody dutch or flemish who posted that
>>69815303
Has to be someone with huge cock sucking nigger lips, yea? Tom Hardy.
>>69816517
kayafu + maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS8tZBU3oaM
Mannis baratheon
>>69816462
But it is. A monarch needs the support of the people or nobody will follow him to war.
>>69816380
>Dany will ride BIG BLACK Dragon
Not even subtle anymore, damn jews
>>69816440
As someone that doesn't have English as the first language, reading AGOT in English was confusing af.
>brazier
>portcullis
>inner/outer bailey
>>69816448
what about nettles?
And all the other Valyrians who rode dragons before the fall?
>>69816540
>>69816364
First day on /tv/?
both
>>69816462
It is though, even in the series there's several examples of this besides Stannis. If a king isn't wanted he's left behind or killed.
>>69815257
Post yfw when CIA's actor is autistic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNtAcDd1k8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOgM0eyg1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwSD1erxrWQ
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+ana1sninja Cultural differences, he's Irish.
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+ana1sninja He's just less charismatic than other actors during interviews.
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>>69816530
Sorry I meant non Valyrians. Obviously valyrians other than targs rode dragons before the doom
>>69815553
kys
>>69816511
>not wanting the dany is sauron shit happen
>>69816520
But I was 16-17 when watching the first season
somebody post DABID pastas, I love them
>>69816402
I already gave you all of it.
>>69816044
He killed his son's own uncle. It's practially kinslaying
>>69816485
When was the last time you rewatched Season 2, anon? Most people remember it fondly because it introduced Stannis and provided so many memorable "meme" scenes, but that's like saying the plane scene in TDKR was unironically good. Season 2 rivals 5 at being pretty fucking terrible, in fact i'd say its worse from a quality perspective but 5 trumps it at being boring.
>>69815257
Why did the most chivalrous knight go to strike down an unarmed nobleman? And then why did Ned, who throughout the show has been proven to be extremely honourable strike arthur down in anger AFTER he took a back stab already. Was he mad that he was about to be cut down without honour so he repaid in turn, or was it a coup de grace?
>>69816520
>First season came out in 2010
Jesus christ time flies
>>69816237
Caloreesi a cute. CUTE!!!!!
>>69815444
>One of the most depressed countries in the world calling people retarded for smiling all the time
He's just a happy person you sad fuck.
>>69816683
Or he showed mercy and ended the suffering of a man drowning in his own blood.
>>69816700
>those arms
>>69816237
>fat cow gets stuck
>>69816700
Why are her triceps so fucking flabby. Cant the producers just tell her to do some exercises for those? It looks disgusting
>>69816739
somebody doesn't know what coup de grace means lmfao sat down kid
>>69816602
holy shit whats wrong with him
>>69816758
>telling an actress to lose fat for a role
Thats misogyny, onii-chan
>>69816673
I marathoned season 1-5 and didn't notice any quality drop until halfway through season 4. The dog war was when i realised the show has jumped the shark.
>>69816673
>implying season 2 is bad
>theon arc
>arya and tywin scenes
>blackwater
>Alik Sakharov as director
>renly's camp set production
>tyrion as hand
kys plebian
>>69816810
since when?
fuck this gay-eartth
>mfw bookfags gone full Jon Snow
>>69816810
Its not lose fat. Its literally raise some dumbells for those fucking triceps once a week. The rest of her body is alright
So why doesn't the show use good directors like in season 1 and 2 anymore?
>>69816602
dinkage seems kind of uptight
>>69816869
Women can't really gain muscle due to low test. Any muscular actress you see on screen either worked out for decades, or hopped on steroids
>>69816673
>>69816826
>>69816485
literally the only real way to view the series is as 4 seasons of solid adaptation followed by D&D just giving up on trying to set anything up properly and trying to get to the upcoming Dragonbattles as quickly as possible.
Why the fuck did D&D divide Gerold Hightower in two?
>gave his appearance to Arthur Dayne
>gave his name to Oswell Whent
Jesus what a clusterfuck
>>69816700
That is cute. She's still fucking cancer.
>>69816958
who is that even
who even cares except the most autistic bookfag
Tier List of Jon's Parents:
1. Ned and Lyanna
2. Tywin and Lyanna
3. Rhaegar and Lyanna
4. Ned and Ashara
5. Brandon and Ashara
6. Reed and Lyanna
7. Robert and a lowborn
8. Ned and the Fisherman's Daughter
9. Anyone Else
>>69816869
D&D probably didnt see that coming so they didnt put it in the contract
Who the fook that is?
>>69816976
Yeah! Fucking, ugh, AUTISTS wanting an adaptation to respect the source material it's profiting off.
>>69816958
No see Gerold IS the Tower of Joy in the show
>season 6 finale
>the white walkers are attacking the wall
>castle black is on the brink of being overwhelmed
>swords clashing everywhere
>men being ripped in half by the mindless snow zombies
>Khaleesi is riding her dragon around while it breathes fire on the walkers
>close up shot of walker commander with an ice spear looking up at the dragon
>360 no scope
>khaleesi falls to the ground
>dragon crashes with no survivors
>jon is flailing around in a circle with two swords
>sam is complimenting his impressive rpm while his wifes son crawls around
>tyrion tries to throw an axe at a walker
>it bounces off it's leg and looks at tryion
>close up of tyrions face
>*farts*
>all the surivors get surrounded
hold hands and close eyes in unison
>the walkers begin to approach
>this suddenly starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
>everyones eyes shoot open
>all the walkers look behind them as a shadow looms over
>Oh shit nigger it's the fucking US air force
>white walkers fart
>Napalm bombs start exploding everywhere engulfing the walkers in fire
>F-35s fly over head
>Marines bust down the door to castle black with their dicks out
>accidentally grenade an iraqi classroom
>start throwing landmines at the walkers
>littlefinger walks through the door flanked by two knights
>they're big
>"Daenerys Stormborn, I'm Vale"
>Cut to black
>...and who are you
How Daenerys should have been
Hold up.
Book AND the show, why are the Karstarks supporting the Boltons rather than claiming Winterfell for themselves?
Sure the Stark lineage is like a thousand years back, but they still maintain the connection as being Stark kin culturally and the North seems to accept it. Everybody hates the Boltons, but the Karstarks don't seem in on the conspiracy. Why wouldn't they make a grab instead? They have the men and they are more likely to gain support.
I don't get it.
>>69817029
>Gerold High Tower
>Wall der Frey
>Rodrik Casstle
>>69816976
pycelle and joffrey even mentions him in the show how thick are you showfag
>>69817038
>littlefinger walks through the door flanked by two knights
>they're big
>"Daenerys Stormborn, I'm Vale"
>Cut to black
>...and who are you
>"It ain't me" starts playing
ftfy
>>69817051
>>69817055
Because Robb killed their lord
BEADY
>>69817070
>some nobody gets mentioned by a tertiary grade character thats sole contribution to the show right now is flatulence
>this is supposedly important material in a bookfags mind
>>69816970
>this bookfag rage
kek
>>69816958
Because nobody cares, bookpleb, and he's irrelevant to the story.
>>>/lit/
>>69817095
MAESTER
>>69817117
EYES
>>69817028
The source material is shit, nothing more than bad teenager fantasy. D&D have made it a success, maybe one of the biggest in TV history. One thing that they have made is remove useless filler crap that serves no purpose.
>>69817051
>tfw she looks so good you cant even be attracted to her because of your low self steem
>>69816673
>not marathoning every season before new season starts
kys
>>69817070
nice thumbnail faglord
>>69817055
In the books it's because Harrion is in prison and Cregan wants him to die so he gets Karhold and figures siding with Stannis will make them execute him, in the show I have no fucking idea, I thought Karstark would knife Ramsay right after he killed his dad because why not?
>>69817105
I'm a goodtelivisionfag actually. I ain't gonna read a fucking overlong book series that a fat fuck is never going to finish.
>>69817092
What?
They don't want to be Lords Paramount of the North and take Winterfell because Robb killed their Lord?
How does that even make sense? If anything it should motivate them to take over Winterfell even more.
>>69817145
/this
/this
/this
/this
100% fucking /this
