Promise me, Ned. edition
>>69809783
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Rana is the best Game of Thrones character?
>Reminder that all the normies who watch this show haven't watched season 1 and 2
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>69811879ravageme, Ned
Who /unironically rooting for CIA/ here?
>Brennie lied, stannis is alive
>he spent all of season 6 rallying the clans of the north to Jon's cause
Screencap this fucking shit anons.
You think D&D are stupid? It's all going according to plan.
Promise me ned
>Pryce says he looked through the season six scripts when he got them to see what happens to his character and found a scene that was just unbelievable. Later he quite openly describes the (setup of a) scene from a future episode concerning Cersei’s trial. It is going to take place at the Great Sept and practically everyone is said to be present there. The High Sparrow has grown over-confident and believes that Cersei simply has to show up, even though he gets informed she has not left her chambers. At the same time, there is a great deal of scheming taking place behind his back, in the immediate vicinity. The Sept slowly fills with people and the High Sparrow is still pleased with the situation, with everything apparently going according to the plans – little does he know that fate has an unpleasant surprise in store for him.
>>69811916
>Who /unironically rooting for CIA/ here?
Who /team chaos/ here?
nth for Preston
>>69811909
This
Ironborn in a nutshell
>>69811879
Promise me, Ned
>>69811926
>Promise me, Loras!
>>69811940
WILDFIREBOWL?
Ask an extra anything
>>69811913
delete this
will davos rape and murder melisandre when he finds out what happened to shireen?
>>69811926
>stannis
>rallying anything
no one in the north gives a fuck about the guy who burned his heir because some whore told him so.
>>69811909
Full agreement. The beta brigade who whine about every tiny detail must piss of to /lit/
>>69811990
no they are best friends now
>>69811990
>will davos rape and murder melisandre when he finds out what happened to shireen?
I'm actually shocked he didn't kill Brienne yet.
>>69811984
how does it feel to be a freyshit?
>>69811909
>>69811984
LSH?
>>69811885
Yes
>>69811950
>Ironborn in a nutshell
Could someone explain to me the purpose of the Ironborn?
>>69812012
>I'm actually shocked he didn't kill Brienne yet.
Implying that he's capable. He's a bgger cuck than Jorah.
>>69811954
who's this?
>>69811984
Looks like shit desu senpai
>>69811984
did your sword come out?
>>69811972
how did they field an army that size, cavalry and all, from within winterfell? its not that big, and it doesnt have the agricultural land and storage space to garrison an army that size
>>69812012
>MFW my showfag friend told me Davos wouldn't care because Stannis "murdered" Shireen
Someone make one of these for season 6
>>69811984
Did you fuck any of the cast members?
>>69811984
Is stannis dead?
>>69812069
"Who cares?" -- DnD
>>69812074
>MFW my showfag friend told me Davos wouldn't care because Stannis "murdered" Shireen
>it look Davos 4 episodes to ask what happened to stannis and Shireen
BRAVO D&D
who /bran/ here?
>>69812084
More or less the same, but with more fighting between bookplebs and showpatricians, less Stannisfags, and more >Promise me, Ned.
>>69812114
>he literally only asks about shireen the one time, gets ignored and doesnt ask ever again
is it because he already knew the answer or just shit writing
>>69812043
What?
>>69812066
Actually yes, you can see me on S6E07
Will update
>>69812093
Lol no haha
>>69812097yes
>>69812124
more
>dualwield
>>69812136
>just shit writing
Let's go with this one for 500.
>>69812143
literally the worst fight scene in the show
>>69812117
Fuck you, now i got a boner
>>69812012
>I'm actually shocked he didn't kill Brienne yet
Why would he kill Brianne?
He's only loyal to Jon snow now.
It's a shame the writers of the show pushed it that way, it ruins both his and Stannis' character..
>>69812043
Lady Stoneheart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQIzcJwiLEY
>Ramsay kills Osha in self-defense
>everyone is disgusted
>Sneks ambush and cowardly kill Trystane
>everyone laughs
what did they mean by this ?
>>69812185
Lord Stoneheart
>>69812153
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy, you have a tiny penis and a coat of slime on your forehead.
>>69812137
Give us a synopsis of everything that happens that you saw.
>>69812136
i assume they'llhave to revisit that one. t would TWD level of poor writing if they glossed over that.
after his own kids died, the only person in the world davos had an emotional connection with was shireen, and that crazy bitch had her murdered for some agenda related to her religion, which he has expressed open opposition to many times before
honestly if davos doesnt annihilate her i'll lose a lot of respect for this show
What happened to it?
>>69812187
fucking normies
>>69812221
Tommen has it.
>>69812221
Doesn't Tommen have it?
>>69812221
it was buried with joff
>>69811943
Needs Euron
>>69812210
>stannis forces have been routed
>the only person to return is the red woman
>shes literally known for burning people alive
>Doesnt say anything when davos asks about shireen
I know he's supposed to be pretty dumb but I feel like he has to have pieced this shit together
>>69811899
What leads you to think that?
>>69812256
>burying a valyrian sword
'no'
>>69812256
>implying the Lannisters would give up a Valyrian steel sword
Does anyone else here think it's dumb that it was Davos who went to melisandre to Rez Jon?
>>69811984
Do freys die? Frey pies?
>>69812297
>Does anyone else here think it's dumb that it was Davos who went to melisandre to Rez Jon?
Yes because Davos had no emotional attachment to Jon.
>>69811984
What's the point of the thin leather on your chest?
>>69812291
>>69812277
as if cersei wouldnt have demanded it
>>69812221
>>69812237
>>69812252
>>69812256
>>69812291
>Upon Joffrey's death, it passes to his younger brother, Tommen Baratheon.
>A Storm of Swords, Chapter 59, Sansa IV.
I'm sure he has it in a scene in the show but I might just be misremembering.
>>69812311
>>69812297
You're saying that it's dumb that the guy who hates magic goes up to a witch and not only begs her to revive a man he barely knows, but also has to remind her that there is a magic spell that can revive people?
>>69812187
>watching any kinds of reaction videos
hang urself
RHAEGAR
H
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>>69812311
He also had a lot of negative emotions towards mel
>>69812311
Plus one of Davos' scenes is him bitching at Stannis for using black magic, at this point they don't give a fuck about anyones character or intentions. It seems like they're rushing to finish it and moulding the characters to their needs.
>>69812357
>>69812187
>ywn have fun with your normie friends at Burlington bar
>>69812344
Why does Davos always pick people who kill children?
>>69812354
DRAGON SHITS
>>69812354
>black hair
>>69812388
Because Davos is the Barristan Selmy of Westeros. Always pledges himself to another failed cause and terrible person.
>>69812388
>Why does Davos always pick people who kill children?
Poetry
>>69812408
>one-headed dragon
it's from some shitty b-movie a couple years ago
>>69812049
They're pirates, matey.
>>69812408
WIG
>>69812012
He would need a shotgun
Reminder that Dany is a villain worse than Ramsay (ramsay is still evil edgy)
>Feels she should rule and own every thing
>Leads an army of dickless mind slaves who will do her every word.
>Savage horse riders known for raping women and killing innocents.
>3 dragons willing to burn people alive plus children
She has no political skill. Selmy is dead. Jorah is gonna die. And she still thinks like a mad women.
If she came to westeros her army would cause death and rape. Dragons would burn houses and crops. She would kill off more families. More lives ruined
best Lyanna incoming
>>69812446
Dany is GRRM's retarded take on Sauron. Someone misguided who wants to "Rule them All" and can be seen as morally gray. Or at least more morally gray than whatever the fuck Sauron was supposed to be.
>>69812446
>She has no political skill. Selmy is dead.
>Selmy
>political skill
>pick one
Post the best reaction videos.
>>69812187
Fuck this bar. Fuck everyone in it. I hope someone bars the doors sets the place on fire.
>>69812386
These are not normies m8.
>>69812515
Yeah, someone should knock over one of those candles.
doesnt anyone like sam
hes going to be a measter
>>69812515
>I hope someone bars the doors sets the place on fire.
absolute pottery
>>69812502
Post ur mom.
>>69812531
Dany is hot though who wouldn't take that fat ass of hers for a spin? Doesn't mean you need to love the character.
>>69812550
more like meatster
>>69812548
>>69812446
Ramsay is edge tier but he's limited to the North. Dany would invade all of Westeros with rapists and freaks
She's a horrible leader
>meanwhile Jon has shown some actual leadership skills
>>69812311
they met literally once and suddenly davos is acting like he's the most important guy in the world. fuck these threads just make me see how atrocious this shit has become
>>69812408
Better?
>>69812571
I'd drag my dick through Essos and catch greyscale just for a shot at licking Daario's cum off her feet.
>>69812550
What do you guys think he's going to do when he finds out Jon left the Watch?
>>69812610
Which Daario? Season 3 or Season 4 Daario this is fucking important anon.
>>69812571
Eh I mean sure I'd eat her butthole but I'd rather see her get killed off
>>69812153
Actually it was pretty much the best fight scene in the series and dual-wielding is both legitimate and historically accurate (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drd8dQKr-oY). You just hate it because it didn't have the hella EPIC big sword from the books and that made you wet your bed. Poor little bookbaby, maybe you will recover before the season ends.
Why does daenerys joke about her husband dying when she used to call him her sun and stars and loved him greatly?
>>69812658
Fuck off fucking redditor. Skallagrim shat on this shitty scene and I'd rather trust him;
>>69812343
Who gets it after Tommen kills himself?
>>69812676
lol, women don't have genuine feelings.
>>69812688
Stannis.
>>69812676
that never happened
t. d&d
>>69812049
>>69812435
DO WHAT YOU WANT
'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
>>69812688
Jaime will be given it to use in his Riverlands campaign and he'll palm if off to Bronn.
Ramsay cock lover here boys
Stannis failed twice
Stannis is dead
Stannis killed his child
Stannis is gone
>>69812688
Jaime probably.
>yfw you realize stannis knew he was gonna lose the battle so he sent Davos to the wall to save him
>>69812701
YAR HAR FEEDLE DEE DEE
>>69812714
No, I'm pretty sure it was so he wouldn't be around to see Stannis burn his own daughter
The average American woman of today weighs the same as the average American man of the 1960s
>>69812706
>Stannis is gone
Than Night's King has already one.
>>69812688
Stannis.
>>69812714
Or he knew that Davos would stab him in the throat if he knew the plan for Shireen so got him out of the way.
>>69812531
I see SJWs like declaring their foes virgins and cucks as much as the next shitposter.
any leaks for ep 5 yet boys
>>69812736
>No, I'm pretty sure it was so he wouldn't be around to see Stannis burn his own daughter
>implying that wasn't a smoke screen in order to get him out of there before things went to shit
Davos knew Shireen was gonna die the second he left. If Davos wanted to stop that he could have. Davos left because his king ordered him to.
>>69812049
They're sea niggers
>>69812498
Those two statements aren't supposed to be related, it's just a list of why Dany is fucked.
Is there anything at all in ASOIAF that isn't copied from either Accursed Kings or Farseer?
>>69812818
Dany's shitting habits.
>>69812751
Nope. Funny rumours that we'll learn all about the Others and the Children, though
>>69812818
>Is there anything at all in ASOIAF that isn't copied from either Accursed Kings or Farseer?
Or historical events?
>>69812776
He didn't try very hard.
He went through more trouble releasing Gendry than he did in saving Shireen.
>>69812688
Your mom
>>69812678
>I'd rather trust a tumblr larper (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl4rrCSizK4) than a guy who has studied and taught HEMA for decades
okay sure whatever you say buddy, just remember to put on a diaper before going to bed tonight
>>69812818
Well actually ASOIAF is set in a far off future post-apocalyptic world and Winterfell is a nuclear bunker
t. Preston Jacobs
>>69812842
>Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>69812900
>reddit the post
>>69811984
wanna go on a date
soooon...
Promise me, Ned
>>69812678
>Skallagrim
>I'd rather trust him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOrW-tim9Ok
>>69812940
OY FUCKING VEY LOOK AT THOSE FACIAL FEATURES
>>69812865
Accursed Kings covers the historical events.
>>69812940
muh dick
>>69812688
They'll have much bigger problems to worry about the moment Tommen dies, so I don't think they'll give a fuck about who gets his sword
>>69812986
Yeah but imagine her tits. Jewish tits are best tits.
>>69812928
>get outmeme'd
>you're reddit!
It's time to stop posting, bedwetter. Only bedwetting bookcucks think the fight was bad deal with it loser.
>>69812918
>examples of bet wetting behavior
>using terms like showpleb and bed wetter
Anon
>>69813073
>still redditting
kek
spoiler from a spainfag here
we've seen the cast in our small town, theyre with a woman and a guy I havent seen on the show yet, fucking protected by heavy security too, always with a fucking umbrella to hide their faces.
probably Jon's mum?
>"what did you say anon ? you want Dany to be an antagonist at the end ? can't have that ;)"
>>69811984
no salsa in s06e07?
>>69813107
>a woman and guy we haven't seen on set yet with an umbrella
How is this a spoiler you fucking mongoloid, go feed in MOBAs and spam jajaja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS8tZBU3oaM
Stannis the one true king.
>>69813107
Did she look Turkish under that umbrella?
Plz respond
>>69812608
Isn't he supposed to be a pretty boy?
Has someone done this yet?
I'm still mad about Shaggydog
>>69813213
Three of those aren't dead though.
>>69811916
I am. "hurr durr he's evuul". Yeah, it's because he is a very minor noble and had to lie and backstab to get to where he is now. Not everyone is lucky enough to born a Stark, Baratheon or Lannister.
>>69813173
i cried
>>69813295
they're all dead anon
>>69813295
>three
u wot
>>69811916
I seriously want him to win somehow.
>>69813301
Mate he has the highest killcount in the entire thing. Almost every major event was kicked off by that asshole. King of the Ashes, they'll call him.
>>69813213
Who is "but"?
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270071
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270071
http://www.strawpoll.me/10270071
>>69813333
Impressive digits my friend
>>69813213
>men will never stop being triggered by this misappropriation of a line from the books
feels good man
>>69812049
They're like the Lords of the Isles that ruled Scotland's Western Isles, except marginally more threatening. Basically savage sea niggers living on the periphery.
>>69813295
They will be though.
>>69813359
Lyanna Stark
>>69813379
what's its supposed to mean though that we are not men?We are not normal human beings?We have plot armor?
>>69812940
Is she also gonna show her tits as frequently as Melly?pls
>If the wildlings are still alive, it may be we can bring them in. And if they are dead, well … a corpse or two could be of use.
what use does Jon have in mind?
Which is the dumbest house of all? Tully? Greyjoy? Martell? Or Stark?
>>69811980
I would promise her anything, evenpegging
>>69813461
The Greyjoys are fucking retards.
>>69813461
Beesburys
>>69813461
greyjoy
>>69813472
>crossdressing sibling incest
New fetish unlocked.
>>69813324
Lyanna isn't dead. We never saw the body.
Lyanna saying "promise me, Ned" was really asking him to help her fake her death. She escaped to Essos so she could give birth to Azor Ahai/TPTWP without fearing reprisal from Bobby B.
>>69813461
the one that needs to go for Dany to win, so all of them
>>69813488
More like Balon is retarded.
His father was creating closer links with the mainland then Balon took control, had a hissy fit about 'muh old ways' and decided rebelling was a great idea.
>>69813515
Kindly fuck off
>>69813515
it fits
>>69813515
You're saying Lyanna is Septa Lemore?
How come Lyanna Mormont is not in the show?
You'd think D&D would fap themselves to death over plump, stronk, independant womyn who needs no men
>>69813461
Tullys are pretty stupid.
* Lysa "kill my husband so CIA will love me 4ever" Tully
* Catelyn "kidnap the member of a royal house and accuse him of murder on the flimsiest of pretenses" Tully
* Edmure "fuck orders" Tully
Do you guys think we'll see Meribald again in the books? He was a pretty interesting character for the brief time he showed up.
>>69813593
And then there's BASED Blackfish who gives zero fucks.
>>69813568
Lyanna is Septa Unella.
>>69813189
no idea, she was pale though, and i have no idea what turkishes looks like, she looked normal, other than that the most distinguishing feature she had was that she was pale
>>69813147
well its something
>>69813542
Don't kid yourselves, the Greyjoys are stupid fucking sea nigger pirates that live on raping ships like that dumb nigger who was friends with Davos. They're the worst house by far.
>We do not sow
That's nice so you steal from other people like nigger in order to eat and steal some more, so fucking retarded it's on par with House Bolton and the edgy Flaying Man sigil. Plus with the Greyjoys GRRM just stole Lovecraft themes and tacked them on.
>>69813460
he's a necrophile
>>69813592
shes in the show
>>69813592
She sent Stannis that letter last season and Liam Cunningham confirmed she'd appear in person this season.
>>69813461
How is Martell stupid? Do you mean the show? Becaus in books Doran is one of most based fuckers ever, and Quentyn only lost because Dany was too retarded to see the obvious benefits in marrying into one of the most powerful Westeros houses and chose to stay in poointheloo city that doesn't even want her instead
>I will save your sister if I can, and find a better match for her than Ramsay Snow. You and your brothers must hold the Wall until I can return.
Stannis doesn't plan to abandon the watch if another attack should happen he would come back after winning the battle of winterfell.The King who cared.
>>69813737
Was getting stabbed part of his plan?
>>69813737
Doran is based in the book, but they are awful in the show.
Then agin that's mostly because of Ellaria and her grrl power entourage
>>69812349
>not being subscribed to The Normies
>>69813048
>He hasnt seen Sarah Silverman´s tits.
Wew lad.
>>69813737
but Quentyn stole two dragons in the books
>>69813891
His taming would have worked if there was only one dragon in the pit actually
>>69813880
>using inferior reaction image
would a house that flays people all the time really be accepted in medieval times
>>69813891
>>69813920
>I should go tame two dragons because my grand-grand-grandmother sucked Targaryen cock a few times
BEST PLAN EVER
>>69813920
But it did work. Quentyn secretly has some Stark genes and warged into Rhaegal. That was Doran's true plan -- gaining control of a dragon, not marrying him off to some loon in Essos.
>>69813937
Spanish inquisition did some of the most fucked up shit in history of human race and they were ok
>>69813968
Could have worked.
>>69814003
that's english propaganda mate
post got reaction videos
"better than the show itself"
>>69813937
The Starks letting the Boltons even exist is probably the dumbest thing in the lore
>Go to war literally dozens of times
>Literally have the skins of dead Starks displayed in their castle
And for some reason they didn't put the whole place to the sword, I guess it was just a prank bro
Reminder that Maesters are causing the woes of Westeros.
Take the Ironborn pill, see what the Maesters have wrought! Break yourselves free from the Maesters chain of manipulation!
>>69812940
what a Q T
>>69814121
boltons would skin hop to a new person when their killed
>>69814163
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5wHczW8apc
Tormund is gonna die as his actor shaves beard in this video.
Dear book fags ....
just a reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/10263210
>>69814391
>Implying he's not trying to look pretty for Brienne
>>69811879
Where did you get this photo
>Asking for a friend
>>69814391
>2014
Really now...
>>69814163
>>69814384
Nice to see that people have woken up to the Maesters schemes
>>69813461
greyjoy
they think they own the world, but they dont
>>69814384
>>69814163
Marwyn is the Citadel's resident rebellious teen, and whenever you see evidence pertaining to his claims, you see he's a crazy exaggerating old man.
>>69811984
nice LARPing there, faggot.
>>69814407
Even Varys is getting a weird boner from her.
>>69814557
u jelly?
>>69811879
>>69814562
Well she does keep talking about his dick
>>69814604
Can't wait for memedorf to say he has no cock again, it's the joke that never gets old
>>69814562
>>69814604
the young ned stark looked like a dick
>>69812704
>implying DnD have even the vaguest idea what the Riverlands are and why they would be relevant to their moneymaking
>>69814626
Sounded like one too
No idea why an alpha BAMF like Bobby B would befriend that fag
>>69814625
Someone put the "absolutely disgusting" caption under it.
Promise me, Ned
where were you when the last dragon died?
>>69814705
Armour isn't gay enough to be Rhaegar
>>69814705
Looks like a Lannister
>>69814424
She's in the same school with my daughter
>>69814705
I was at A Game of Thrones Season 1
>>69813592
Lyanna Mormont will be, but you are thinking of Alysane Mormont.
>>69814768
oh fuck remember when we had fun and memorable characters
