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>>69806826

Guess who's back edition
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First for Queen Rana of House Normies

Best character and best house
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Jon Snow is Azor Ahai, he gets married to Daenerys Targaryen, she and her dragons are the flaming sword lightbringer

Screencap this
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>yfw Shireen becomes a major player with her own chapters in TWOW
Fuck Cuck&Cuck
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Promise me, Ned
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Post yfw no more Stannis autism
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>You may think that Game of Thrones is already oversaturated with incest, but the show's interfamilial romances are still not enough for star Sophie Turner. The actress told Entertainment Weekly that she'd like to add another affair to the mix: one between her character, Sansa Stark, and little sister Arya. “I’d love a love scene between Arya and Sansa,” she joked on the show's set.

>While that comment may have been facetious, she's serious about introducing a lesbian relationship into her character's plot line. “In the GoT universe, I think she’s going to have to swing the other way — because the men thing isn’t working for her,” she said. “Judging by Sansa’s relationship with Margaery...probably Margaery.”

what did she meant by this?
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>>69809816
Jon marries Aunt Diannaerys
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Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
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promise me. ned
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>>69809783
STANNIS
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>>69809832
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tomorrow...
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Any reliable Spoilers?
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Autistic book clowns (most of whom "read" all their ASOIAF knowledge on a wiki page) piss off to /lit/ and get laughed at there instead.

Do these fat bed-wetting Stannis autists genuinely believe he's still alive in the show or are they attempting to be funny?
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>>69809861
>egg! egg!
what did he mean by this?
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>>69809860
One true king!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10269214
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VOTE NOW
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Stannis the Mannis had a Plannis to bring peace to Westeros and proper grammar.

he was clearly the rightful king
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D&D has gone way too far in Season 5 for it to recover. The show will not end the same in the books, it's obvious who are the major power players now and yep, you guessed it: Dany, Jon and Tyrion.

That's literally it, KL Lannisters all officially die out this season, every other house is irrelevant, Dorne is killed off, no fAegon.

It is 100% confirmed Tyrion, Jon and Daenerys vs White Walkers.

FUCKING

KILL

ME
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>>69809907
HELLA EPIC
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>>69809893

You seem troubled
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A friendly reminder for the deluded bookplebs that think the ending in the show and books will be different.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-showrunners-know-how-687589

>So we just sat down with him [GRRM] and literally went through every character

I recommend you to stop watching the show if you don't want any book spoilers ;)
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>>69809836
She just wants an excuse to do a sex scene with smirkfu
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>>69809836
She's a dyke irl
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So will they do Game of Thrones Brotherhood when if the books are ever finished?
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HOLD THE DOOR
O
D
O
R

this show is shit now.
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>>69809959
Obviously
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How did the fire spread at all, let alone so fast, in the Dothraki temple. Did Jorah bring gunpowder with him? Do the Dothraki just make their floors flammable? Can Dany just directly bend fire now?
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>>69809907
You're a retard if don't think it will be same in the books.

The simple fact Daenerys's if the only one who can potentially control the dragons, that are a big deal is enough to have her sticking around until the very end. Jon will be rezzed in the books too and will become a major player too as well.
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>>69809928
Great, but the show has still confirmed that the ending will be
>>69809907
^
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>>69809832
>mfw 20 good men is all it took to defeat Stannis The Autismis
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Promise me, Ned.
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>>69809981
Then that's the ending in the books too ;)
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>>69809907
>implying this is not how Gurm wants to end it
The dragon has three heads.
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Post yfw Stannis survives and was reborn into the true Azor Ahai
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are there any leaks/spoilers from the next episodes?
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>>69809969
no

what they are doing right now is appealing to the masses
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>>69809977
through the power of plot and feminism.

Not a single one of those battle hardened warrior attempted to stop that fat midget.
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Do you think D&D will go for ultimate shock value and kill off 'Le Reddit cock man XDXDXD'
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>>69809977
I think you underestimate the speed fire can spread. It seemed pretty reasonable.
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The Door = The Gate

also, Arya is sent to kill Tyrion, because of him committing patricide
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>>69809971
Hey Wylis could you please hold the door?
HEY WYLIS COULD YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>69809977
UP THE STAIRS
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you know that george is just sitting back and chilling observing reactions to the show and changing the books based on that

>mfw everyone ignores that it was george's suggestion to have stannis burn shireen
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>>69809971

Not even confirmed you spastic.
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>>69810019
Hodor holds the door
Jorah hugs daenerys with his stone arm but it doesnt matter because plot.
Euron gets cucked by yara because feminism
Ramsay kills yet another character
Davos continues to forget about stannis.
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>>69810056
He's not going to finish his books anyway.
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>>69810010
How can they do this without making it extremely fucking cringey, then?
George has said in the past he's completely against "Good vs Evil".

This story will not end well in the show. It will be cut down to very few characters and the ending will either be Good guys or Bad guys winning. Either way, we all lose.
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>>69810056
He has stated that he won't change the books based on fan reactions or theories.
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>>69810036
fuck no, le epic meme dwarf is going to be hand of the king of Jon and Kelly C
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>>69809907

So.......just like the books then?

You babies will whine about literally anything.
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>>69809836
Sophie a lewd
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For The Night Eternal
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>>69810017
>just red the first book
>this scene is literally love tv soap opera
BRAVO D&D
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>>69809907
it would have been better if dorne never existed in the first place
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>>69810084
Bittersweet good is still good
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>>69810096
Fucking Britain, stop producing weird looking inbred things
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>>69810056
He a fucking white man.
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>OMG stacey i love this show. Like anyone can die at anytime.

Meanwhile Jon, Daenerys and meme dwarf are untouchable. One even gets brought back to life.
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Are the Dothraki smarter than the Greyjoys? I mean they're both piss poor but at least the Dothraki get bribes from people to not attack them.
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>>69810137
>peckers
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>>69810140
The greyjoys just get constantly cucked because the mainland knows how to handle them.
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>>69810140
Everyone is smarter than the Greyjoys.
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Hi, I make my living reacting to game of thrones on youtube. Ask me anything.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/23p48r/the_true_nature_and_purpose_of_the_others_and_the/

Is he right, /got/?
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>>69810165
LMAO OMG DID HE JUST FART XDDDD.
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>>69810096
They've done it.
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>>69810140
i think so. Also Dothraki never got as buttfucked as Ironbabbies. At worst their invaiding horde was defeated, while Ironbabbies get their home wreckt every rebellion
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>>69809990
BASED
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>>69810187
can i lick your buthholoe
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>>69809867
My dick is ready, tyrion is going to fuck her
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the North - myspace
Dorne - tumblr
the Vale - reddit
Riverlands - twitter
Westerlands - linkedIn
the Reach - facebook
Stormlands - google+
Iron Islands - 4chan
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>>69810137

Some characters have to live. Otherwise it's just not a very interesting story, it's just a fictional history book.

Which is fine, the Silmarillion reads that way a bit and I enjoyed that, but that's not really what GRRM is going for.
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>>69810104
Not while these two hold the North
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>>69810140
Greyjoys are Edgy Kid: The House
They pretend to be badass until mainland regularly slap they to behave, they worship the edgiest god, they life philosophy is basically REEEE I DONT WANT TO GET A JOB MOM
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>>69809867
why is she so weird looking?
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>>69810212
Stormlands = forgotten
Google + = forgotten

POTTERY.
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>>69810212
Crownlands = Orkut
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>>69810165
The only people whining about that line are obvious wikifags. Half of tormund lines in the books are about dicks and fucking
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>>69810224
On the contrary we're counting on their patronage.
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So many Showfags gonna be eating their words when that fuckin baby in the tower has silver hair, gonna be so great
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http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-releases-info-episodes-606-607/#more-65593

>An old foe comes back into the picture
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>>69810221
Can I lick your buttohle?
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whats in the tower ned
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Why the fuck does everybody fear Dothraki in 'open combat'.

Dothraki weapons would bounce off knights, not to mention that they have no tactics
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Objective houses ranking:

1. Tyrell
2. Lannister
3. Stark
4. Targaryen
5. Baratheon
6. Arryn
7. Martell
8. Tully
9. Greyjoy
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>>69810242
They are literally just ascended Craster incest babies. If they get to control Westeros, I'll declare for the bad poosies
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>>69810251
"Promise me ned, please protect my baby Jon who's father is rhaegar targaryen from Your old friend robert baratheon who wants all targaryens dead."

Leaked script.
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>>69810239
can i lick you buhttole
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>>69810281
>1. Tyrell

lulno fag
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I'm coming with ten thousand dothraki screamers at my back

you're finished
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>>69810274
because GURM wanted to make them epic horde of totally-not-mongols, forgetting why mongols were efficient against knights in the first place
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>people still haven't realized that all the great houses are being wiped out in the show.

D&D have already killed of the martells and the Baratheon.
And show lanisters are dropping like flies too, kevan will get fucked by varys this season, and lancel will get his head crushed in by the mountain.
House Arryn has only robin, and littlefinger probably already has a knife with his name on it.
Rickon will probably get raped to death by karstark.
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>>69810201
Done what
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>>69810274
>light cavalry
>fearless
>fucking loads of them
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>>69810274
Didnt someone on the show say that theyd get wrecked by a westerosi army.

Jorah only won against one because of his armour.
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>>69810305
Best region by far, richest, most powerful...
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>>69810315
They've definitely done it desu senpai
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>>69810313
Meanwhile the based greyjoys will live on.
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>>69810308

>at your back
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>>69809854
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>>69810340
Done what, famalaman
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>>69810056
I don't think GURM would adjust the books to fit the show, it would make it completely unmarketable to normies. Why read if you already saw the show?
If anything, my guess is that books will stride in completely different direction for x2 shekels
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>>69810274
They said in the show that the dothraki would go around burning everything and raping all the women and then it would become a siege situation. Knights could win in a straight up fight but when you've got an enormously mobile group of savages with no mercy going around fucking all your food and women you're kind of screwed.
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>>69810312

Why's that then? Killing the horses?
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>>69810359
I'm saving this.
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Promise me, Bradamante
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>>69810295
>"Promise me ned, my brother, please protect my baby Jon, whos father is rhaegar targaryen, the true king from Your old friend robert baratheon, the usurper, who wants all brave targaryens dead. promise me ned"
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>>69810315
do Melisander and Ser Onion fucc off screen?
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>>69810312
This, I don't think there is any mention that they use mounted archers or have any sort of heavy cav
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>>69810392
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>>69810378
The dirty, senpai
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>>69810298
>OMG stacey this kids hair is so bad. But khaleesis hair is so pretty OMG i love how its recently been curled whilst she's been with a horde of savages. So pretty.
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>>69810357
show greyjoys are pathetic bunch.
Nobody even bothers with plotting to kill them.
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>>69810212
North of the wall - darknet
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>>69810385
horse archers and hit-and-run tactics

I heard about Dothraki using bows, but their primary wepon is melee, which makes them useless as light cavalry against simple phalax
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>>69810411
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When dany stood up and just burned those guys, that was the most epic scene of got so far.
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>>69810407
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>>69810382
I remember Rob saying that 'Only a fool' would meet them on an open field of battle, which is why they would hide in castles
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Recast Asha Greyjoy.
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So much shitposting...
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>>69810434
Idris Elba
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>>69810391

Fukken Targ propaganda makes me sick

Truly the Jews of Westeros
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>>69810461
this desu
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Just tell me this. You're smart guys, right? Why would a sacred building that consistently has burning braziers inside of it not have any kind of precautionary measures against fire?
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>>69810274
>mounted units
>loads of them
>absolute mad cunts
>united behind a strong leader

Dothraki ain't no joke
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>>69810432
this when 40.000 horse riding dothraki are running around fucking up shit you will always arive with your well trained army too late.
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Three Cities for the Slave-kings sailing the Bay,
Seven Kingdoms for the First Men, Andals and Rhoynar in their castles of old,
Nine Free Cities for merchants doomed to die,
One Empire for the Dark Queen on her dark throne
In the Land of Asshai where the Shadows lie.
One Queen to rule them all, One Queen to find them,
One Queen to burn them all and in the darkness blind them
In the Land of Asshai where the Shadows lie.
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>>69810483
Sandniggers are dumb.
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>>69810430
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>>69810483
Because they are savages
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>>69810483
Why was she allowed to shit talk them anyway? Why was she not restrained? Why did no one try to stop her? Why did the dothraki khals hide in the corner?
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>>69810483
>You're smart guys, right?
No.
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>>69810189
in the books perhaps in the show its going to be the generic good v evil
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>>69810527
why did they not rape the shit out of here the moment they captured her?
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>>69810313
>not realising they're keeping Gendry back so that Baratheons don't go exinct

Think with your brain little one
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>>69810434
Tom Hardy
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>>69810538

Even dothraki have standards
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>>69810378
>dabid pointing at smirkfus ass
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>>69810485
They arrive in westeros during winter and freeze to death. The remaining are killed by the armies of westeros.

Dumb sandniggers.
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>>69810434

Chris Pratt
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>>69810359
>not posting the gif verison
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>>69810539
>Gendry

knowing D&D he will row in to some port to be killed only few minutes later.
D&D are finishing side plots at a realy fast pace right now.
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>>69810483

>You're smart guys, right?
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>>69810587
Post it fampai
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What emotion is being displayed here?
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>>69810434
>ywn get an asha on yara sexposition scene
jdimsa
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>>69810588
If that was the case they wouldn't bother reintroducing him at all. Either he will show up and play a significant role or he'll just never be mentioned again. Pretty sure it'll be the former tho
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>>69810605
i dont have it
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>>69810621
Hunger
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>>69810274
>>69810382
>They said in the show that the dothraki would go around burning everything and raping all the women and then it would become a siege situation. Knights could win in a straight up fight but when you've got an enormously mobile group of savages with no mercy going around fucking all your food and women you're kind of screwed.
It's like Western Europe in 2016...
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>>69809907
>mfw Ramsay wins the Game of Thrones by being an edgy cunt

The mad would be hilarious.
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>>69810621
acting
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>You guys, i swear to god, if they do anything to my wife I'll fucking throw myself out a window.
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>>69810527
The same reason in the S5 finale no one threw a spear at her while she was standing 10ft from the people who wanted to kill her. And instead they threw spears at her huge dragon, which was behind her.
She has plot armor and her scenes are terribly executed.
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>>69810666
>They said in the show that the dothraki would go around burning everything
No wonder Dany is so enamored with them.

I'm still hoping that DnD have the balls to show Dany and her horde getting thoroughly rekt if they ever return to Westeros.
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>>69810710
you racist
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>>69810699
Missandei is behind the Harpies, not the former ruling class. She doesn't want them to actually kill Dany; she wants to help Dany become a stronger leader by putting her through difficult situations.
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>>69810315
>mfw the only nipples in this picture are davos'
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>>69810281

1. Lannister
2. Baratheon
3. Tyrell
4. Targaryen
5. Stark
6. Arryn
7. Martell
8. Greyjoy
99. Tully

fixed
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>>69810710
Burning crops and land is a basic tactic of medieval warfare, though. The lannisters did it to the riverlands, for example.
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3>1>2>6>4>>>>>>>>>>>>5
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>Joffrey's feminine penis
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>>69810775
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Hamburger
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>>69810710
I smell a mysoginist here
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Wait, did the /asoiaf/ thread on /lit/ unironically get deleted because it's not 'intellectual literature' enough for them? What a joke of a board.
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>>69810797
typically when the word men is used a general context it means mankind, humanity etc.
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>>69809854
Reminder that this general is /got/ and as such this is a place to discuss all disparities and things that went wrong, not whine about the "bookfag" boogeyman. Whining about bookfags makes you an undesirable showfag and piss-drinker.

Examples of piss-drinking behaviour -


Thinking that the show is remotely canon and not fanfiction (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Fooking Legend" (whatever that is)
Not indulging in "cast" activities, which means you're an incompetent showfag and don't know which characters are being talked about
Referring to Asha as "Yara"
Crying about some goofy Dorne fanfiction story being destroyed by the Sand Snakes
Calling Ramsay "Ramsey" like a complete oaf
Not realising that whining about "frogfu" and other girls being poster is as beta as it gets
Not understanding why Barristan Selmy or Areo Hotah couldn't have died that way
Coming from Reddit and expecting to not get BTFO in any way
Using terms like "bookfag", "bed-wetter", "stannisfag" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the saga only. No piss-drinking.
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>>69809768

Braavos is literally Venice. It's also more advanced than the feudal shithole of Westeros. They have literature instead of tales, theater instead of mummers, a bourgeoisie instead of a hereditary nobility, advanced banking and other renaissance developments. In fact pretty much all advancement in technology, from the Valyrians to the Rhoynar, to the Qaartheen to the Braavosi originate in Essos and not Westeros.
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>>69810797
>The only dead person in this image was the man in the relation

Oh God, it's so obvious
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>>69810797
but the one on the right is literally dead
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>>69810666
p-people are fucking my food?
Why would they do this?
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>>69809783
Looks like a cap from S1. Is Benjen confirmed back?
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So who will be in the fellowship of heroes sent to defeat Dany and her horde of monsters from hell?

- Jon (ranger)
- Tormund (barbarian)
- Brienne (paladin)
- Melly (sorceress)
- Theon (thief)
- Arya (assassin)
- Jaime (knight)

Anyone else?
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>>69810810
I smell a misogynist here
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>>69810803

/lit/ is one of the few boards with some sort of quality control and enough backbone and intelligence to resist the hordes from /pol/ and reddit that turned this board into capeshitgeneral.
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>>69810830
I wonder if Preston thinks that the Braavosi are actually highly-advanced aliens or time travelers from the future
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>>69810852
I smell a misandrist here
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>>69809897
;_;
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>>69810281
>>69810742
Starks should be first just for grace of having older lineage than all others combined. Not to mention Night King, Bran the Builder, warging, Hungry Wolf
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>>69810848
Stannis
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>>69810212
Braavos : Deep Web
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>>69810837
Because it all looks so phallic, you kraut.
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>>69810797
Replace Ygritte with one of the sand sneks
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>>69810848
Ramsay and 20 good men
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>>69809836
Nah, I'll take the traditional incest
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>>69810848
This should be an RPG.
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>>69810870
but they are fucking faggots. try to act honorable and shit but after all they are all egoistic cunts who dont give a shit about anything just cause they are starks and they can. fuck them
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>>69810855
>/lit/ is one of the few boards with some sort of quality control and enough backbone and intelligence
/lit/ is a hivemind with the occasional inisght about a book and lots of high school reading list discussions.
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>>69810212
3ER's cave - archive.org
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>>69810886
Not my precious Würstchen!
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>>69810916
that's just last two genrations m8
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>>69810855
That's beyond horseshit. If there's no niche for just regular bestseller books and genre fantasy fiction on 4chan, then this is a farce. There's a board to discuss fucking origami and Pokémon, and threads to discuss all kinds of pop culture interests (Star Wars generals exist on /co/ AND /tg/), but there's no place to discuss the ASOIAF novels because it's not 'literature'?

Considering it's such a popular series, that seems fucking ridiculous.

/fan/ board when?
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>>69810315

This picture is so weird - they are literally all looking in different directions. Like the camera is invisible and they all had to guess where it is.
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>>69810922

I haven't seen Stirner or Borges on a highschool reading list.
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>>69810937

Yeah I totally think there should be a genre fiction board, but I also understand why /lit/ keeps it borders closed.
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>>69810936
enough to ruin everything they had.
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>>69810939
i had stirner tho

>educaton of united states of america
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>>69809969
ASOIAF anime would be tits. What seiyuu and/or voice actor would you get to voice the characters /got/?
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>>69810810
in Valyrian the word doesn't even refer to the male gender specifically. it's as much of an annoying error as "the iron price".
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>>69810967
considering that usually houses manage to fuck themselves over within 400 years, several thousands years of track record is pretty much god tier
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>>69810085
Suuuure he won't
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>>69811003
Well, the entirety of Westeros and Essos seems to be stuck in some sort of technological/scientific stasis.
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>>69811003

Many houses seem to have lasted thousands of years in the same castles. Which is improbable as fuck.

Of course, htere seems to be a tradition that whoever holds a castle takes the name of the original house. Winterfell has been inherited by several families that married into the Starks, so there is no primogenital direct Stark line. There must always be a Stark in Winterfell seems also to indicate that whoever has ruled the North has been called "Stark".
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>>69811032
i attributed this in westeros at least to the long ass seasons. that and magic seems to be the main cause of technological stability in fantasy.
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I'm not caught up, who's tits are in season 6?
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>>69810976
JYB as Jon Snow, Clinkenboard as Daenerys, Crispin Freeman as Tyrion, Laura Bailey as Sansa
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>>69811032
but Starks were old during andal invasion already.

Lannisters, Arryns, Martells and Targaryens (last two even more so) are babby-tier compared to them.
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Remind me again, why did Littlefinger want HARRENHAWL
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>>69811003
>thousands of years
GRRM is just unusually terrible with numbers for a history buff. he wanted everything to be ebin and fantastical so he multiplied all the timespans and distances by 5 and made all his main characters child or teenage prodigies.
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>>69810828

clean your filthy underpants
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they arent going to have any more sand snake scenes right
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>>69811081
you're right.

But we're stuck with his hack writing, and in its conventions Starks are pyramides-tier old and awesome
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>>69811079
he thought it was on the table
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>>69810434

This is a TV board, it's Yara you dumb cunt (to quote Yara herself)
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>>69811105
nah. bitches need some offscreen time to kill all men in their country
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>>69810749
Dothraki would have to forage for food. Westerosians could use scortched earth tactic then hole up while the winter kills off the dothraki. Also, westeros isn't very accommodating for the dothraki. Mountains of westerlands and the vale make it difficult for their cav to move around. River lands could get them trapped. Stormlands would were down their composite bows.
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>>69811032
The usual excuse for this trope in fantasy is the presense of magic making any sort of large technological breakthrough impossible. Its hard to develop a theory to split the atom when nearby wizard says a few words to cast fireballs
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>>69809867
she's old too, isn't she? i just want to see tyrion's face when that hot priestess he wants to fuck transforms into a 300 year-old hag.
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>>69811063
Your grandmother's
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>>69811105
They'll eventually be swiftly killed when Cersei BTFOs the High Sparrow
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>>69810434
This and Arya are the main reasons why the books are superior.
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>>69811109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suttG1NrCqU
What did he mean by this
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>>69811131
Meryn pls
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>>69811147
it looks so much more like witcher than got
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>>69811147
The fook is that?
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>>69811108
what makes it particularly annoying is that he could do a revised edition and correct some of the more retarded flaws like Arya seducing men at age 10 because she was eight or something at the start of the story. but he'd have to finish the books first so fuck that.

Read here about how the first edition of the Hobbit was significantly different to the story we know because Tolkien also didn't know what the fuck he wanted to do properly the first time around.

http://tolkien.cro.net/tolkien/changes.html
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>>69811084
If you don't stop drinking piss at this very moment, you'll get sick.
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>>69810710
That's why The Others feel they need to get south of the wall and grow in strength. They've foreseen the coming of Mad Queen Dany with her dragons and savages. The Others are trying to save Westeros!
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>>69811192
it's sterile
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>>69811173
jesus fucking crist how old is he like 14?
delete britbongs
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>>69811147
whoever made this art is going to be embarrassed as fuck when Arya doesn't actually finish her training.
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>>69811211
>That's why The Others
looks like it's time to change your sheets, anon-chan.
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and now the chaosh begins
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>>69811246
"Anon-kun" if you would.
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>>69811192

it's the fat greasyb ed-wetter who has nothing original to say but does have filthy underpants!
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>>69811147
All Men Must Die, but I am not a men.

I have truly become the game of throne in this song of ice and fires.
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>>69811263
nor, nah-ittenz
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>>69811246
What exactly are you taking offense to?
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>>69811211

>bed wetter detected

"The Others" - this is a TV board champ. White Walkers if you please. saying Others does not make you cool or edgy. it makes you retarded
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and now my watch begins
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>>69811310
NAH-WITTENZE
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>>69810434
If only...
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>>69811315
You're face.
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>>69811291

>Pepsi

you dishonor your ancestors
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When I watched the (farts) episode with my wife, after already having watched it, I had a "sudden" coughing fit to cover the fart.
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>>69811341
your*
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>>69811315

see >>69811325
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>>69811341
?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h-W73X0cDs

>he's literally Stannis IRL
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>>69811348
Shit I actually did that too, I timed a comment to cover it.
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>>69811355
Yore*
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