The show's blowjob contest was so rigged. The girls had three minutes to successfully get a guy off, and there were three rounds. The points doubled each round, so it went, 25, 50 and then 100 points.
The men won the first two rounds for a total of 75 points, but the girls won only round three and took the whole event. What the hell is going on?
can't say I was paying much attention to the points system
>actually watching this trash
I thought it might be vaguely funny, but it was just painful to watch and I didn't even make the 10 minute mark.
Honestly, all the contests will probably be heavily weighted against the guys, as having a male winner would be the worst situation imaginable. Aside from a few distinctive names like Ron Jeremy and Peter North, nobody has any fucking clue who any of the men in the industry are.
>the blowjob contest was rigged
First time I've ever heard those words used in that order
>>69807772
The rounds were worth more points successively. It ultimately meant that the first and second round were meaningless since the third round was worth more than the two of them combined.
Still, who else BARRY NEWPORT and VERONICA VAIN here?
>>69807849
It's not good at all, but it is the first of it's kind. Someone else could do so much better, but nothing like this exists at all, so I have to watch it to sate my curiosity.
They also aren't even trying to appeal to the casual viewer, it's only porn aficionados they are after. They should edit the contests to appear softcore-ish for broader appeal.
>>69807925
I guess if you're the kind of complete loser who actually looks for specific actresses then it has more of an appeal.
>>69807772
didn't like the guy, should have lasted those couple seconds longer.
>>69807772
Are we seriously discussing this? Its just porn.
>>69808159
>not discussing porn with his bros
what a homo
>>69808202
i'm not your bro, buddy
It is so bad and it's fucked up that this is even a thing. Talk about Weimerica. But there is a kind of curiosity there, to see how far things can fall in to degeneracy.
>>69807895
Exactly, mr.shit for brains. Thank you so much for successfully reiterating my post.
>>69808250
im not your buddy, pal
>>69807772
Fucking matriarchy.
It was using the Family Feud format
>>69808937
>tfw not using the Japanese Gameshow mom and not son format
might drop it after this.
Who #teamkhaya here?
>>69807849
>Aside from a few distinctive names like Ron Jeremy and Peter North, nobody has any fucking clue who any of the men in the industry are.
Not knowing based Rocco. smdh
Shut the fuck up you massive losers, nobody cares about "degeneracy" aside from virginal /pol/acks.
who #teamblair here?
I want her 6'5 body to smother me
>wanting to risk having one of these little monsters
>>69809193
Of course you don't care because you're a degenerate nihilist loser pleb.
>>69809228
Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy.
>>69809268
>have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy
just like me
where can i watch this bros
>>69809340
xhamster or something, free web series
>>69809340
literally google it you retarded shit
>>69809388
>Playing it cool like he's not sure where it is even though he is.
What the fuck is this
>>69809411
omo
>>69807772
webms are here >>>/gif/8597589
>>69807772
>Belle Knox hosting replaced by Asa Akira
Why would anybody want Knox?
>the last guy who actually got into the blowjob instead of trying to not cum
>>69809340
>>69809460
http://sexfactor.com/episode/1
remy lacroix is my pornfu
>have retarded degree
>choice is becoming soggyknee blogger or gobbling dicks
wew
the colonel is ugly as fuck how did he get in
>>69809671
9' dick
>>69809182
that's manuel
>>69809569
>Finishes
>Face is one of utter despair
Dude cried after being eliminated
Has Lexi been hitting the gym?
>>69809733
They need the announcers from most extreme elimination.
>Don't Get Eliminated!
>>69807861
Rigged contest was the blowjob?
>>69809733
wouldn't you?
>players aren't evicted in a tribal counsel but with penises going flaccid instead of flames being put out
>the webm of the female contestants introducing themselves with sound is .3 mb too big to post
I haven't seen it. Was the contest a girl giving blowjob to a guy and if he cums she wins and if he doesn't cum he wins? If that's the case that's pretty retarded because he can always cheat and fap beforehand so it that it would take him longer to cum on the show.
>that one guy who just decided to fap in front of everyone even though other guys were getting laid without any effort
>>69809643
>25
She is at least 37.
>>69809837
/tv/ doesn't have sound
>>69809876
cocaine is hell of a drug
>>69809876
Whoever did her make up is shit at their job
>>69809863
me irl
>no patrician competition open only to girls with black hair, pale skin and blue/brown eyes
>no show with rilee marks, emily brown, veronica radke, callie cyprus and oxuanna envy
um, wew
>>69809643
I think she wins/won the show.
There are a few scenes of her out there already, so she got a career out of it, at least.
>>69809790
Go home yoda you drunk
>>69810008
Blair Williams and Veronica Vain also have scenes, so no real indication of who won since at least some of the girls went and joined the business regardless of whatever happened in the competition.
>>69807772
Do you guys think they will make any gay contest where guys will have to blow guys?
I mean if the men had jizzed in rounds 1 and 2 then getting them to jizz in round 3 would be harder. It would have been better for the men to jizz in rounds 1 and 2 to win round 3
>>69810170
Watch the show, not how it worked. They pulled 1 guy and 1 girl, different in each round to do it. So there's no reason at all for it to be worth progressively more points.
>>69807956
>wasting time searching through piles of shit when you can just look a up a decent actresses other films.
It takes two seconds to remember a name, it takes forever to sift through shit.
>>69809268
Why would they want to destroy?
what kind of world am I living in lmao
>>69810257
That's what google said.
>>69810001
>brown eye
Ya blew it
>>69810278
I guess the made the leap of nihilism -> Nietzsche -> übermensch -> nazis -> hitler
>>69810350
>>69809671
>>69807772
One episode in and The Colonel is already my favorite reality show contestant ever.
Also that Buddy Hollywood guy did a few scenes for Brazzers so I guess he won.
>>69810387
I guess you made the leap of being a fucking retarded dumbass who came here with an argument already formed in his head, and will shoehorn it in anywhere even if I don't give you the set-up you wanted.
>>69809151
Friendly reminder that Khaya Peake used to be a professional WoW player in the guild Ensidia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF7Tqn1r300&t=30s
>the winners gets a career in porn and one million dollars
Why would you work in porn if you get a million dollars?
>>69810482
>Win their share of $1 million
They don't get it all.
>>69810482
A million dollars isn't really enough to retire on, especially cause it's only about 600k after taxes.
>>69810469
what is it about wow that fucks up females?
>wow cosplayers and streamers are all crazy
>every female I've met in wow is either a house wife or a single mother that hits on everyone in the guild
>>69810469
top kek
>>69810449
>killed kil'jaeden at 16
LMAO
>>69810561
It's not that WoW fucks them up, it's that it attracts the absolute dregs of society.
Has anybody seen The Colonel on Beauty and the Geek? What was he like?
>>69807772
>Not going full Coronel
pls plebs
>>69808464
I'm not your pal, friend
>>69810613
on the other hand, some of them did pretty well post WoW
>>69810449
>The Colonel's fake orgasm
top lel
>>69810561
I saw a post online once from a porn producer about how going to a convention where girls are cosplaying is a great place to find girls for porn. It may have been the brcc guy, I'm not sure.
>>69809912
I get that reference
>>69810696
>it's an ellie idol goes to a con and gets a hambeast to eat out episode
is there any porn star that changes their bj technique depending on the scene?
>>69810779
No directors don't like that.
Does Tori Black do anything?
who team /colonel/ here?
>>69810469
lol what
>>69810876
Judge
>The public masturbating weirdo is eliminated in the first episode
Fuck this show.
>>69811194
based casbian just wanted to get hard so he could show off his huge cock
>>69810543
>A million dollars isn't really enough to retire on, especially cause it's only about 600k after taxes.
Well, I'm not talking about retirenment. It's not like porn careers last long and 600k is still a big sum of money. You can invest it in a business or something else.
>>69809340
Younglings
>>69811238
>>69810543
A million dollars/600k is considerably more than most pornstars will make throughout their career. Unless they resort to constant top level escorting they don't make that much.
I don't get it, isn't Veronica Vain already a porn actress? The fuck is she doing on this show?
>>69811444
this was filmed last year in may. Before any of them became pronstars. But they couldnt find a network to produce their show so they one year later they gave it away for free on xhamster.
What the fuck was Caspian's problem?
>>69811627
>they couldnt find a network to produce their show
big surprise there
>>69811653
He didn't really understand that bitches are bitches.
>>69811627
I wonder what they tried to sell it as since it'd lose a lot of the appeal without the hardcore scenes
wait so, the winner didn't even get 1 mil
>>69811346
>implying
http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/adult-actors/rocco-siffredi-net-worth/
>>69811627
I thought brazzers was suppose to produce this
How can one man be so based?
>>69812236
If he got a chin implant he would actually be quite handsome
>>69812290
Nope
>>69812290
not really
He just has some kind of kindness in his eyes that makes him somewhat less repulsive in one way than most of the other guys from sexfactor who all seem to be cunts.
>>69812290
He looks like a lesbian
>tfw it caught on and the memes are on their way
Blair is hot as fuck
>Originally from a military family, The Colonel has traveled all over the world, speaks 3 languages, and is a food and wine expert.
Is there anything this man can't do?
>>69809182
He is a fucking legend!
>>69812646
>dat bitch
>i haven't orgasmed ever with a partner
>i can't fake an orgasm here
What the fuck was this shit?
>>69810640
>you just know
>Hero Protagonist
>The Colonel
We're not so far from someone calling himself The Big Guy
What are some essential Colonel-core scenes?
>>69813009
>Hero D. Protagonistthe D is for Dangerous
>>69813009
Did someone call?
>>69807772
Patrician here.
First true Kino of 2016.
>>69809182
It's only smellz. Don't forget James dean and Mandingo
>the colonels fake orgasm
>Caspians public masturbation
>the blowjob contest
Is this the dawn of reality kino?
Did Caspian ever end up doing that scene for Keiran? I mean, this was shot like a year and a half ago and a lot of them have released scenes since.
Also what the fuck was wrong with Caspian?
>>69807772
I've never watched this but I feel like there's no way it isn't scripted. Adult actors train themselves to last a really long time while being blown.They have girls giving them blowjobs between scenes and stuff to stay erect.
The only way they "lose" the contest is if it's written that way.
>>69813950
All reality shows are more or less scripted or at least directed so that's to be expected.
>>69813950
They're amateurs numb nuts and even then only the creepy fucker predictably lost. I also remember reading something about a chick from girls do porn complaining because the guy had to keep stopping and taking a shower to not cum. Porn also takes hours a scene to make, that's why guys lose boners.
>>69814310
>Porn also takes hours a scene to make
How
>>69812646
Caspian creeping on the end kek
>>69814360
They take pics, they take rests between positions. Also if they're shooting a little pre-sex scene it takes time.
>meanwhile, in Japan
>>69809761
hi, reddit! i le upvote your funny imagining
>>69809863
Even the fucking colonel was getting some. Why would you fap when these sluts would give it up that easily?
I suppose Caspian is the hero we deserve
>>69809863
>>69815951
It was just his fetish. It wasn't about the orgasm for him. The guy even said the only reason he wanted to do porn was to show his dick to the rest of the world. He was fucked upand he never did that scene with Keiran AFAIK
>>69807772
Damn I always makes threads way too late.
Reminder to report shill threads.
