>a literal cheat fraud who used roids
why is captain america even considered a good hero? nigga was 90 pounds and made no effort in bulking , and he was a shit tier athlete
>>69805738
didnt he have like a condition
>>69805945
A lot of them. He had courage and a good heart but just needed to be given a chance to prove that with some physical help. He's superhero Messi.
>>69805738
Because when he became powerful he didn't become a bully even though he was the victim of bullying. He's a much better man than most others in that situation would be. I'd literally go back to my old high school and give all of my teacher's wedgies. Then I'd track down all of the )now grown adult) football kids and beat them up in front of their gfs/wives/children and the I'd take out my balls and just rest them on their heads while they were crying and begging me to leave them alone. I wouldn't be going around saving the world.
he has pure heart or some gay shit
>>69806026
He bullies Stark who got bullied by Bucky.
>>69805738
>cheat fraud
its almost as if you missed the point
>>69806026
This is why you were bullied
>>69806053
Stark can take it though because he has the iron man suit, so he's technically a superhero too. Capn' would NEVER bully a civie
>>69805738
first movie was ACTUALLY fun.
what happened?
>>69806087
He bullied his nigger when he first met him
>>69806107
Isn't he a super hero too?
>>69806125
He wasn't when he first met him
Now he owns him
>>69806145
I guess Cap saw potential in him. If he starts bullying you it's because you are a super hero in the making
>>69806102
They decided to go all in and make an earnest attempt at a golden age superhero film. I watched it again before Civil War and I love it.
>Comfy 40s setting
>Tommy Lee Jones doing anything
>Hugo Weaving hamming it up
>Good natured, heroic Cap
>Agent Carter
>Cool retro-futuristic designs
>That glorious USO montage
>Varied locations
>Felt like a self contained story instead of being preoccupied with setting up other films
I wish Cap could have stayed in the 40s longer.
>>69806087
He bullied Zemo by letting his family die.
>>69806170
What a prick
>>69806026
Underage b&
>>69805738
BTW doesn't this mean that any kids Capt has will be uber manlets? I guess some genetic rewrite must've happened though with the formula, otherwise he would've lost all his muscle.
>>69806026
well you're just an asshole
>>69805990
>He's superhero Messi.
but Messis superpowers are dribbling and being really agil with the ball, things a small guy can do
Caps superpowers are ripping things apart and everything someone can only do if he really bulks
>>69806145
Falcon could use the Falcon pack before he met Cap, so yeah he was totally a superhero.
>>69806073
>>69806196
>>69806213
s-stop
>>69806223
Cap didn't know he was a superhero, he just saw a negro and wanted to take revenge for Jesse Owens
>>69806256
wtf i hate captain america now
>"The serum amplifies everything. Good becomes great. Bad becomes worse."
>Even Captain America's unflinching resolve, courage, and moral rectitude are the product of the super serum and his plucky little guy schtick was only a foundation
>>69806288
e-everything is amplified?
>>69806288
He always had the heart of a hero
>>69805738
http://imgur.com/gallery/zXsct
>>69806102
Was it? I thought it was the worst Marvel movie based on what I heard. Not even my capeshit friends recommended it to me.
Even /tv/ agreed it was trash.
>>69806288
Wow that is absolute shit writing. I agree now. He's not a hero, he's a science experiment.
>>69806343
>Not even my capeshit friends recommended it to me.
that's how you know it's good
>>69806343
You should really give it a chance, it's definitely one of the better Marvel films. I think a lot of people shit on it because it was a WWII film and wasn't edgy enough.
Does it really matter if Captain America is in our time? Did he ever do something noteworthy?
>>69806288
That isn't true though. They show him standing up to that bully to prove that he always had the same personality. Plus he's a frail, sickly guy who keeps trying to join the army to fight the Nazis regardless of how bad an idea it is.
>>69806343
have you not seen Thor 2?
even Cap 1 was better
>>69806343
miles better than that winter soldier retardness. no idea about civil war.
What would Captain Australia and Captain UK look like?
>>69805738
Reminder that Cap is a douchebag who divided the Avengers and nearly killed Iron Man because of his unswerving support for a mentally unstable enemy agent.
MUH BUCKY DINDU NUFFIN
>>69806417
I'm just quoting the movie and following the logic to its conclusion. The serum amplifying everything, even personality traits, was the movie's reasoning for Hugo Weaving's character being so over-the-top crazy.
>>69806501
Iron Man is a fucking hack, not even a real super hero
>muh iron suit
yeah come fight me without ur iron suit fagit see what happens
>>69806486
>>69806319
When he gets diarrhea... oh boy.
I wish he was real so I could ask him why it makes sense to him to punch metal. aka Iron Man's suit when they fight
>>69806486
>>69806505
i always took it in a less literal sense, as though hugo weaving went crazy because he became so strong and the power went to his head, and cap went from good to great because he had the power to really make a difference
buuut i dont really remember the first movie so maybe it was literal
>>69806583
cap has vibranium knuckles
>>69806501
>>69806501
And Tony Stark is a whinny bitch whos' creation literally almost brought the avengers to there knees, cause billion of dollars and countless lives in collateral damage and decides to blame everybody else and make them play by his own rules because he can't control himself and he needs somebody else to do it for him.
b-b-b-b-u-u-u-t-t-t-t anon he was mind control!!!
so was fucking Bucky and tony had no second thoughts about kill him
>>69806538
Cap is a dick, a moron or a supervillain himself.
Not doing the right thing and bringing Bucky in himself for mental evaluation before a court of law, especially in the face of the revelation that he killed an industrial leader and national asset like Stark's dad, shows him to be a fraud.
At least he returned Stark's shield...he's no longer entitled to it.
>>69806583
i wish he was real so i could ask him if he is literally retarded and taking a Winter Soldier to the guy who can easily trigger all the Winter Soldiers
>>69806615
pro tip: emus have never lost a war
>>69806501
And the accords wouldn't have happened if Stark didn't break the final straw by creating Ultron and causing Sokovia to fall.
Now they're under Ross' direct command.
>>69806692
And Stark lined up behind the accords. At least he's consistent.
Unlike some big blue faggot who let his queer feelings for his old butt-buddy Bucky get in the way of justice.
>>69806692
the final straw was the explotion in Lagos
>i...i...it was my fault, he said Bucky and i was a little boy again
lel Cap is pathetic
>>69806647
>>69806647
And Tony stark gets a free pass for creating Ultron while he was "mind control" ??
If Tony gets a free pass, so does Bucky.
>>69806178
>Felt like a self contained story instead of being preoccupied with setting up other films
But the entire movie exists to set up the mcguffin of the Avengers, famalam
if I recall correctly it was the first one with the infinity gem bullshit
>>69806747
It was, but as a comic story it still worked on its own. They didn't spend any time explaining what the infinity gems were, it was pretty much 'Hydra has an alien power source and are making devastating weapons with it so Captain America needs to stop them'.
>>69806742
Stark immediately moved to stop Ultron.
Cap aided and abetted a fugitive.
A lot of the events they cite to make the Avengers feel bad about collateral damage doesn't make any sense. How would the accords make a difference in New York with the alien invasion or Shield behing hijacked by Hydra or an island being dropped on Sokovia?
There's a goddamn alien invasion going on, the suits were willing to nuke the goddamn city and they blame the Avengers for collateral damage?
Shield, one of the most powerful government agency with almost unlimited power and access gets hijacked by Hyrda, was about to kill thousands and thousands of people (Ross probably included because he's not Hydra) and somehow Cap was suppose to stop that from happening without collateral damage? How would the accords have done that?
i can go on but i don't feel like typing more
BEST FALL EVER !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBijzkWokTQ
>>69806747
It had an infinity stone, but you really don't need to know shit about what it does or what it's going to do in the future to enjoy the movie.
It's just a secret nazi weapon.
>>69806797
>>69806797
You're missing the point, Stark's creation would have brought on global catastrophe/extinction but he gets a free pass and not labeled as a dangerous criminal because of mind control but Bucky gets fucked in the ass because he was told to kill some people while being mind control?
Bucky doesn't do that out of free choice remember, even says so in Civil War.
>>69806207
He's sterile because of the radiation
>>69805738
>Sickly, weak, manlet.
>bulking
>in the fucking 1940s
You know protein powder and creatine didn't exist back then you /fit/ faggot/.
Captain America is the opposite of the Aryan ideology of Nazi Germany. He was born as a sickly genetically inferior person and proved that just because of your genetics doesn't mean you can't be a good human being. It's a classic American tale of the underdog with a heart of gold, something America is obsessed over and will always be obsessed over. We were underdogs when we fought British rule and created the country.
He might be plain and boring to some people, but I think Captain America is pretty much the best hero. He's an actual HERO. Somebody to look up to. Not a depressed einstein with body armor or a weird alien.
>>69806897
>and not labeled as a dangerous criminal because of mind control
i thought he gets a pass because his intention was honorable, he wanted to create peace
Bucky is not accountable for the things he did because he was mind controlled but he puts himself in cryo at the end, so everything was for nothing because he put himself away anyway
>>69806843
make a joke.until then watch this after-credits scene.until next time.
>>69806964
>>69806964
Following that logic, Tony HAD a choice, he HAD intentions to began with.
With Bucky, he had none of that! He didn't have a choice, he didn't have any intentions of killing ppl. He was Cap friend/ally/brother in arms during the war to stop Hydra and the Nazi! If anything, Bucky had it worst because he LOST TOTAL CONTROL OF HIMSELF! People always ignore this for some goddamn reason and it's annoying.
>>69806964
>everything was for nothing because he put himself away anyway
Puts himself away willingly with a chance to come back once they remove whatever brain washing they have from him.
If he were under Ross', he'd get shot.
>>69806938
Bulking has been a thing forever, you faggot.
Gladiators in ancient rome used to drink fucking GRAIN AND BONE ASH slurry to get huge and strong.
That's a lot more hardcore than your pussy protein powder.
>>69807022
i agree with you, Bucky is not responsible for his actions, but like he said it: he still did it, and that's why i have a huge respect for Bucky but also for Tony because both feel bad for their actions and try to be responsible unlike Cap who is full of crap and righteousness
>>69807032
>If he were under Ross', he'd get shot.
yeah that's speculation but whatever
>>69807149
>Ignored all the evidence of Bucky's innocence to the recent attacks
>Threatened Stark about putting him in The Raft
>Still clearly obsessed with Banner and The Hulk
He probably wouldn't have shot him. Just suck him dry and try to use Bucky's knock off super soldier serum to make his own behind the UN's back.
And then shot him.
>>69806542
Not any more.
>>69806938
>needing protein powder and creatine to bulk
There's such a thing as eating food, hungry skeleton.
>>69807064
>Gladiators in ancient rome used to drink fucking GRAIN AND BONE ASH slurry to get huge and strong.
Does that actually work?
>>69807449
>female muzzie as Captain Britain
seems about right tbqh lads
>>69807449
God who draws that? She-Hulk looks like the Downs-Hulk.
>>69807582
>tfw a female muzzie is Ms Marvel as well
>tfw she's based.
>>69805738
>white guy gets shot of WHITE PRIVILEGE
>everything becomes easy for him and everyone loves him
>>69807449
>>69807449
>has superpowers
>still wears a burqa
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69807643
Her chaperone is just out of shot.
>>69807149
>>69807149
Righteousness is always part of his character. He's suppose to represent the peak of humanity with moral righteousness and can do no wrong etc etc
If anything, Cap was just pissed at Tony for fucking up and instead of taking personal responsibility by retiring or turning himself in as a criminal etc etc he makes everybody else take HIS responsibility it WITH him. He is the one that fucked up but yet he wants everybody to feel as bad about it as he does and everybody else has to pay the same price as he does? I call bullshit.
>>69807852
This was actually discussed on the BBC?
>>69807449
can't make this shit up
>>69807867
>.
Yes. They officially announced that they will soon start broadcasting the Muslim prayer too.
>>69807938
Why can't we just nuke the UK?
>>69807583
NIGGER
O
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>>69807867
>>69807852
How can one country be so completely, utterly cucked? There's no turning back, it's far, far too late for that.
>>69808107
>>69807938
>>69807852
Remember, British people are forced at the point of a gun to pay for this propaganda.
>>69808177
>mfw TV licensing fees from native British people goes to fund broadcasting the Muslim prayer call now
You literally can't make this shit up.
>>69806417
>join the army to fight the Nazis regardless of how bad an idea it is
That's pretty much /k/, but replace Nazis with Muslims.
>>69805738
this picture is hilarious, a face that looks completely normal with full cheeks on a super frail body
looks like that twilight baby
>>69806647
Tony plz go
>>69805738
captain america
>has a magic serum which makes him super strong
batman
>has mental issues which make him make himself stronger than virtually anyone non augmented through science or being otherworldly
cap'n is pleb tier
>>69807449
Delete this right fucking now.
>>69805738
People know much about lifting in the 50s. It existed but was really archaic and inefficient. Strong men were mostly just freaks of nature.
>>69806343
Every marvel movie is the same. People just get burnt out at different rate
>>69807880
at least he was nice enough to have the traditional british teeth
>>69808496
never fucking reply again
>>69806026
You have problems
>>69805945
>>69805990
Soldier, the only 'condition' he had was patriotism
>>69806026
is there something you want to tell us anon?
>>69806252
This raises a good point, easily forgotten in this age: just because someone is weak or a victim, that doesn't make them good. Nowadays victimhood is equated to virtue when the reality is, though the bullies or oppressors or whatever are assholes, their victims are more than likely also assholes, just lacking the power to act on their assholery. You see examples of attempts to reverse to redress this balance from /b/ and SJWs alike, and when either group bands together in order to pool their collective strength, the outcome nearly always demonstrates the inherent ugliness of those involved.
>>69805738
>made no effort in bulking
Like every superhero?
>>69806505
It was my understanding that in the movie at least, it made Cap and Skull more powerful - as it would have done to anyone - but made their internal characteristics internal. i.e. the skull became a monster, and Cap became a pure Aryan exemplar.
>>69806501
>Cap use his friends to fight his old friends to save his mind control best friend
>>69809073
Well there's batman...
>>69806026
i think someone did more than just bully you..
>>69809073
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>>69805738
>waaaaaaah I don't like things so I'm shit posting!!!
>>69809285
OP just stated a fact, no need to get mad
>>69805738
Lance Armstrong
Tyson Gay
countless more
all american athletes are drug cheats, they just haven't been caught yet
>>69809333
>I'm the OP and now I'm mad you insulted my shit posting! Waaaaaaahhh!!
>>69806727
>Justice is incarcerating or executing a man who had no control over his actions and was entirely dissociated
You may as well put a gun on trial. Everyone who thinks Bucky ought to be tried for 'his' crimes is mentally impaired. Putting him on ice was the right thing to do.
>>69806797
>Obedience to the law is inherently moral
No wonder you can't appreciate Steve
>>69809104
What do Hitler and Steve Rogers have in common? Both overprivileged straight white cis males. Check mate shitlords
>>69805738
>I don't want to kill anyone
>proceeds to kill 14,000 people
BRAVO JOE
>>69809390
>!!
>>69809104
Well obviously this art isn't a coincidence. What's the plot of this Sam Wilson comic?
>>69808177
So are we swedes. At least I live in the north where the niggers haven't arrived yet.
>>69805738
>>69805738
>nigga was 90 pounds and made no effort in bulking , and he was a shit tier athlete
He was a good person, though, The incident with the grenade showed that really well.
Big strong dudes are common as dirt, heroes are rare as rocking-horse shit.
It's not wut he wuz but wut he do
>>69806538
Captain America is a fucking hack, not even a real super hero
>muh roids
yeah come fight me without ur roids fagit see what happens
>>69806938
>He was born as a sickly genetically inferior person
Actually a good post, but being weak or sickly doesn't mean genetically inferior. Men with the massive jaws, sloping foreheads and hairy everything have the most fertility issues, their bodies have invested all the energy in looks, while those skinny dudes that look like a breeze would break their girly arms quite often have the best quality sperm, as well as other traits that contribute to long life and mental vigour.
It's nature's way of balancing stuff out.
But yeah, it was his nature that was most important, Stark, Banner, these critters are superhumans, Cap is a super hero.
How come Hawkeye got mind controlled and everyone immediately forgave him... Yet with Bucky he's just evil for sure?
Why don't they make capekino anymore?
>>69810122
Time traveller, how was Doctor Strange?
>>69805990
>He's superhero Messi.
This, he owes his abilities to steroids but we're all ok with it.
>>69806343
It's the same as any Marvel movie.
Only this one added a "Maybe the hero is dead!" moment in the middle of the movie, for no reason.
And had a "combat-montage" not too long after that. Straight from the trailers.
Oh, and the worst forced romance/cheating/forgiveness subplot in any Marvel movie to date. Even Thor does romance better.
3D was to only option to see it in, in my cinemas, and it was absolute dogshit.
Weapons go from evaporating the entire object they hit, to bouncing, to little explosions.
Bucky's "oh so sad death" was basically part of the montage.
Acting is on Thor level.
So, it's just another shit Marvel movie. But also a little bit worse than the rest.
>>69810442
Don't forget that in the montage Steve suddenly starts using guns.
It's like they filmed that as a proof of concept, then got greenlit and kept it in. While at the same time deciding Steve shouldn't use guns.
The entire thing is just so jarring.
>>69805738
Was this cgi? He was like 3 feet tall and looked fake as fuck
>>69810111
>their bodies have invested all the energy in looks
Yeah, that's not how it works.
>>69805738
>and made no effort in bulking
He did, nigga, he was dying from basically every disease ever yet still tried to take on bullies and enlist to help his country. The serum simply amplifies what's on the inside, hence Cap becoming an Adonis due to his inner purity/strength.
>>69810442
Jesus.
Get some taste you pleb
>>69809104
Ok, who drew that cover? They should know better than that.
>>69805738
Super heroes are all faggots. Just like people who watch their movies.
>>69806486
>>69806102
it's the worst marvel movie along with thor 2
>>69813007
I read that story over on /co/ and I know the single image of her with the sword is triggering out of context, but Hussain is fine and it was pretty much an elseworld anyway
>>69807449
>mfw in France we've actually outlawed the burqa and butthurt the Muslims to death
>mfw in the UK they make a burqa-wearing Muslims their national emblem
Hihi.
>>69813281
>mfw France's capital city has a shanty town full of rapists and murders
>WE're the cucks
>>69808839
This post gave me freedom
>>69813007
Usually I would say this is pandering to the PC crowd, but I think a muslim woman DOES represent the UK more than a white man does nowadays. Good job, Marvel!
>>69813519
>mfw at least Paris still is ethnically french in its western suburbs
>mfw less than half the inhabitants of your capital are truly british
>mfw your capital is run by a literal paki
I do concur that we're cucked, but so much less so than Britain. What the fuck happened to you guys? We used to rock the world in our fight to strangle out each other, and now we're this low.
>>69806501
Better than "YOU KILLED MUH PARENTS EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE MIND CONTROLLED."
Really? Tony was so out of character.
>>69813604
I'd give you a comforting hug, but I would be immediately beheaded for sodomy
>>69805738
>Captain America
With a shit-tier name like that what did you expect? On top of being a giant faggot I think it fits quite well.
>>69813692
Aww cute!
I would give you a reach-around but I believe that this practice is forbidden under the Sunni laws of the Islamic Theocracy of France.
>1940's
>WWII
>having anytime to bulk
>>69805738
>2016
>/fit/ discovers superheroes
>>69805738
>Banner - muh gamma-radiation.
>Thor - muh god-daddy.
>Stark - muh powerarmor.
>Parker - muh spider bite.
>ALL THE XMEN - muh genes.
Most superheroes just lucked the fuck out. At least Rogers proved he was worthy.
>>69814405
>Mutants lucked out.
Not all of them.
>>69811549
>has diseases inside him
>serum amplifies everything inside him
>gets healthy and strong
>???
>>69806026
Depands de la quest a négri
>>69807555
People couldn't afford to have a fridge full of chicken back then.
>>69806938
Your post made me realize that the dudebro's of the past century deserve massive respect.
Now even an average guy such as myself has the comfort of working out with the best equipment, having a nutritious diet and also the help of supplements.
>>69805738
>nigga
Stop doing this, you arent black
>>69815768
>>69805738
>talking as though he browsed /fit/ for years
>only started working out 3 days ago
Nice try you fat fuck
>>69806026
I would do the same fuck the buttblasted normalfags
>>69814745
That's why I said most, not all.
