>Mom just bought us two tickets for the Warcraft premiere because "you like those video game things"
Someone please kill me
>>69805458
just tell her you're already going with some friends
>>69805458
Ungrateful ape
>>69805458
someone fucking should for being such a shit son
>>69805458
>not taking the hint and fucking your mom
Faggot detected
>>69805458
>mum buys him things
Sounds like a nice mum
>>69805458
>orc is actually a niggress
I like where this is going so far.
>>69805458
>Mom buys things for him like a complete neet
>He complays that his mom is loving and wants to spend time with him and cares about what he likes
You're either baiting or you're just a fucking asshole, kill yourself either way.
>>69805694
>>69805611
>>69805594
>>69805580
>>69805553
I have to watch a bad movie with my mom in a packed theatre, you clearly dont understand
>>69805810
>Complaining about watching movies with mommy
You're a faggot.
Hope your mom doesn't give up on having a good life and family because of the failure that you are,
>>69805810
What an insufferable little faggot with an awesome mom.
>>69805458
tfw green pussy
>>69805810
Say 'thank you' to your mother and go watch the movie with her you little piece of shit.
>>69805810
You're an ungrateful spoiled little shit. Your mom deserves a better son
>Thinking Warcraft will ever touch LOTR kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrYRC2gJ9E
>>69805458
>im 30 years old and still living with mommy
youre already dead anon
MOM IS TAKIN ME TO MOVIEEE AND I HATE HER!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>>69805810
You're a stupid cunt
>>69805458
I'll go with your mom if you don't want to.
>>69805810
>muh muh first weerld probleeems
Your mom actually cares enough to watch this shitty (i haven't seen it so ill withhold valid criticism) movie because SHE thinks you like it....
>>69805458
>still living with your parents
You brought this on yourself.
>>69807087
>shitty
>i haven't seen it
This is worse than tv tropes fagging.
get a grip. if you haven't seen it, you shouldn't be commenting.
C'mon, you're at least curious about how this monstrosity is going to turn out.
Now you have a chance to see it in all its absurdity in the theater without actually having to pay for it.
The movie looks freakishly weird, I'm pretty curious myself. Of course it will be really bad.
>>69807145
>Of course it will be really bad.
according to your tastes it will be, because you have shit taste anyway
>>69806965
>>69807103
You see OP is a faggot but both of you are projecting really hard right here.
Nowhere in the OP's post is it mentioned that he still lives with his mom.
>>69805491
WUZ
>>69807184
ORCS
Warcraft is an adaptation of a game called Warcraft Orcs and Humans where you micro manage units and send them to their doom.
How can /tv/fags hate this? This movie is literal genius. It will be the meme movie of our generation.
>>69805810
Don't be a faggot.my whole family took me to watch spy kids 3,harry potter and whatever other dumb shit I wanted.I lost my cool when dad was sneaking food in so he left us.
>>69807244
Next to Tetris, ofc senpai.
>>69807125
I was talking about /tv/ pre watch sentiment nigger
>(i haven't seen it so ill withhold valid criticism)
>ill withhold valid criticism
>withhold
>>69805458
Its funny because my mother wants to see this too (she liked seeing the hobbit movies with me)
Be a good son anon have have fun.
>>69805810
>packed theater
implying you won't be the only ones there, this shit will bomb hard
>>69805458
you're a spoiled little shit. i went with my school to the premiere of this movie and i thought it was absolute garbage but even i'm not complaining.
>Complaining about a mother that tries to make you happy
she also could kick your NEET ass out
>>69805458
>>69805810
your mother is too nice you ungrateful faggot
kys
>not watching all movies with your mom
>not fingering her durning the movie
kys
>>69805919
Semen demon?
>>69805810
>my mom is going out of her way to see a movie she will hate every minute of just to spend time with me
>How terrible my life is
You're a giant fucking faggot. Please consider suicide so your mother doesn't have to waste her time caring about such a worthless piece of shit,
>>69805458
>mum still buys him things
underage and ungrateful faggot, you really should kill yourself
>>69808603
i wonder whybbc
>>69805810
You're a spoiled little piece of shit fuck you.
>>69805458
Dude... it's a free movie, just go.
>>69805458
Kill yourself and mail me the tickets.
>>69805458
>Mom is still buying you things
end yourself
>>69811113
How do you know he's not 14? That's half of 4chans age nowadays.
>it's a warcraft bread
>>69808603
it looks like a legit watchable fantasy movie
people raging at it are LE gamers who haven't even touched the games but want to feel a part of something
>>69805458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwGhwYUFbeM
I'd actually pay money to see hour and a half of blizzard cinematics, preferably from diablo or starcraft franchises
>>69811278
Or have but are now ex-players bitter at blizzard for fueling their miserable addictive behavior for years and can't own up to their own pathetic selves.
>not getting stoned before seeing it
That's how you get through these things anon
>>69811538
Even back in the day WoW was the most vanilla cookie cutter MMO, no one to blame but themselves
>>69808902
gb2r
>>69805458
You and mom will be the only people in the theater. This movie is going to fail catastrophically. It is the worst thing I've seen in years.
>getting head from mom in a theatre alone watching warcraft for 2 hours
sounds pretty good senpai
>>69805810
>spending time with your mom is bad
Why are you complaining? Go back to /v/ you disappointment of a son.
>people who still live with their parents are browsing this board right now
>>69805810
Make her buy you the large popcorn some candy and soda then get over it.
>>69805458
I am unironically excited to see this movie.
>>69814832
Lol i live with my parents right now. Only cause my house burned down a few months ago.
>>69811261
My favorite part of the movie is her voice. She sounds like she's talking with a pair of plastic vampire teeth. It reminds me of Murderface from Metalocalypse. It's fucking glorious.
>>69814832
>It's a socially awkward virgin who lives in an apartment playing video games and watching anime all day episode.
>>69805458
>Someone please kill me
You know, you can do it yourself. It's not like someone will give a shit about you.
>>69814883
Same.
It's a shame that there are several autistic posters on here that shill for the movie for free, making our interest look fake.
>>69805458
>being ungrateful for having a mom that cares and tries
>>69815852
>69815852
This, appreciate your mother, fucking OP faggot or really find someone to kill you.
>>69805810
But then either the movie wont be bad or the theater wont be packed, either way you are a colossal faggot.
>>69815913
>69815852
>>69809466
>underage
Do you know where you are?
>>69805458
at least you wont get shit for being a singleton, and she can sneak in spaghetti and tendies with a gallon of cold chocolate milk to wash it all down with.
>>69805458
spend some time with your mother dude. We are all getting older and she won't be around for ever one day you will miss that opportunity.
>>69809424
If his mother cares this much to want to spend time with him suicide will only break her.
>>69814911
This isn't the "characters who are literally you" thread
>>69805458
HAHAHA what emotion is this face?
