What went wrong?
>>69805444
waste
>>69805444
too many scenes
inb4 pasta
>How well are you trained in memes?
>I know a little, I studied it in my youth
>Where?
>On 9gag and facebook
>Ah, then you must know this. "NAAARHWAL NARWHAL"
>I can't say that I do. What is it?
>It was a very popular meme in its day. I wrote it. Here how about this. This one brought down the house when we posted it first "BACON!" well?
>I recall the food, but I regret the meme is not too familiar
>Can you recall no meme of reddit? We were the most famous site on the internet. I wrote 40 memes alone. Here what about this one? "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"
>"TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK! YOU'RE A BIG GUY FOR YOU!" Yes I know that. That's charming, I'm sorry I didn't know you made that.
>I didn't. That was /tv/. /tv/ and 4chan
>The board you accuse yourself of destroying
Absolutely nothing
Okay, okay freeze frame, freeze frame!
(Harpsichord smash)
See that guy with more lime on his face than a British sailor? That's actually me, rock-star composer Wolfagang Amadeus Mozart.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking; what's the world's most famous musician doing at the bottom of a commoner's grave? Well, to explain this whole mess, we gotta go back. Way back to when I was just a kid on the mean streets of Salzburg, playing piano with pops and learning my way around a viola (that's a lean, mean, 4-string machine to you, bub!).
>>69805444
In the movie? Nothing. Oscar for F Murray Abraham. Great screenplay and costumes. And dat soundtrack/score...WAM was a genius without comparison.
In life? Dude had a lavish lifestyle and his ahead of its time music wasnt enough to help him make money
What's the best opera scene faM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCY4ryE9uFU
The Abduction from the Seraglio if you ask me.
>>69806101
>>69805444
Not enough titties.
No scene of big tits giving her Wolfie a titjob.
>>69806101
lel
this movie about chad mozart cucking robot salieri
g-g-g-gracias, domine
>>69806101
I want Salieriposting to become a thing
>>69806115
... And there it is.
>>69806171
Salieri posting. Welles posting. These are the only patrician memes.
>>69806171
I really want to turn this scene into a webm, and instead of music have it full of rare pepes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNaXQQbcgw0
But I don't have the skill nor the patience to pull it off.
>>69806137
>Not Don Giivanni's commendatore scene
You dun goofed
https://youtu.be/kBXt9Bn4qns
>>69805444
Nothing, it was great. Any scene that detracted fro m its perfection isnt worth mentioning.
>>69806219
*Giovanni
>>69806132
In life, they weren't rivals.
>>69806219
Martern Aller Arten is a better song than Don Giovanni if you ask me though
>>69806199
/wsg/ can help...
>>69806291
Beautiful.
>>69806012
underrated post
>>69806291
>>69806334
>ywn suck on those tits
;_;
That has to be one of the most misleading movie posters ever. Every time I see it I think it's some anime movie.
felt too long.
actor playing mozart was lacking in the dramatic scenes
>>69806199
>when the Mozart play just right
>>69806410
You're just a weaboo.
>Start with the original image. Brenden Fraiser, at that one award show. Add the hair from that doctor guy
>format? Format!?
>Jpeg
>In the OP, first word: JUST
>Second post, first word: FUCK
>All caps?
>Of course
>Third, fourth and fifth posts "MY SHIT UP" wait for replies
>Do you have me?
>I think so
>Show me
>>69806587
jesus christ
>>69806587
Holy shit
Forgive me, majesty. I'm a vulgar man. But I assure you, my memes are not.
>>69806012
>>69805444
The director's cut ruined it.
Reddit is banned, by royal decree.
>>69806775
Please your highness, just let me tell you how it begins.
A man, pointing to the top right of the screen. Not because he's pointing at something, but because of his post number. He's trying to get double digits
>>69806851
lmao
>>69806809
Director's cut>Theatrical cut
>It all happens in a...
>*laughs*
>well? In a what?
>In a cuckold interracial porn video your majesty
>A cuckold porn video? Good lord have you lost your mind young man?
>It's not like I'm showing the full video, your Majesty, I simply pick a frame in which she looks like she's enjoying it and I ask "how can the white man even compete?"It's not indecency, your Majesty, it's highly moral. It's all meant to make white proud men angry.
You are not the only memer on 4chan.
No. But I'm the best.
>>69806171
it already is
>>69806916
>Well I heard you met Herr Mozart
>News travels fast on the internet
>And he's been commissioned to make a meme
>Yes
>Is there a part in it for me?
>No
>How do you know
>Do you know what its content is my dear?
>What?
>A Cuck meme
>What's that?
>Interacial porn
>Ooooooh
>In the video it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a jeep. Driving through grass, like a rusty squeezebox. And then suddenly, far in front of it, CIA. A single stance, standing there, unwavering. Until a mosquito man took over and sweetened it into a scene of such delight! This was no meme by a performing redditor! This was a meme I'd never heard. Filled with such fire, such rising fire, it had me in wreckage. It seemed to me that I was watching the biggest one since the silent era.
>>69806012
>>69807137
This fucking thread man
>Nine replies! Nine, that's all it's had! And deleted!
>I know, I know, it's outrageous. Still, if the board doesn't like one's meme, one has to accept the fact gracefully.
>But what is it that they don't like?
>I can speak for anon. You make too many demands on the brain. The poor man can barely focus on one meme... you gave him four.
>What did you think of it yourself? Did you like it at all?
>I thought it was big.
>Of course! It's the biggest meme since the silent era, I know it... why didn't they reply?
>I think you overestimate our dear anon, my friend. You know you didn't even give them a good *bang* at the end of posts, to let them know when to reply?
>I know, I know... maybe you should give me some lessons in that.
>>69806012
I don't understand, young man
I use as many as I need to tell the story, neither more nor less
>
>>69807336
I wouldn't presume
>>69805444
Nothing.
Good thread.
JUST
>>69807433
>this is what QT twinks turn into
feels bad man
>>69805444
This movie has so much meme potential. It's literally exploding with it.
Unfortunately, despite being universally loved on this site, it's rarely talked about because a majority of people haven't seen it, which is a damn shame.
pe-pe
pe-PE
PE-PE
PEPE
PEPEPEPE
A cunny or a pretty little waifu
Is Pepe's wish
A willing, tiny, smelly feet
Would be
My most tasty little waifu.
Be my most tasty little waifu!
Be my most tasty little waifu!
I'd live like a Chad without thinking
The wisdom of /r9k/ would be mine
A cunny's much better than a roasty!"
>polluting one of the greatest movies of all time with your filthy memes
Fuck off.
Memes are for shit movies only.
I love you all
this thread is not shit
>>69806910
The DC just tries to add a few edgy scenes to bump the rating to R. Salieri trying blackmail Constanze into sex and Mozart being humiliated by playing for a dog really add nothing to the script. It just weakens characters and wastes time.
>>69808188
I love your dubs.
>>69808237
nice bait
TELL ME ABOUT SALIERI
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
https://youtu.be/5wfp8EB179g?t=56s
>>69806587
>>69806101
Top kek
>>69806587
Holy shit kek
